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The moon is very timid, She dare not meet the sun, With a heigh ho! the stars must go, And h ide themselves one by one. The sun gets up in the morning The world is al allight, Every tree is full of glee, Every blossom bright; Every bird is singing A welcome to his King, With a "Well done, beautiful sun! You glorify everything." The sun gets up in the morning, And so must children, too; How dare you keep fast asleep, The sun is calling you! Mid all the birds and blossoms Your merry voices raise With a hurrah! How glad we are We have got a sun to praise! siilan*ons. tIOIAL SUASION IN COLO RADO. Three months ago, when 200 of the leading citizens of Gunnison City met in convention on a street corner, there were seven or eight Michigan men among the crowd. When Colonel Parker presented the following resolution, it was a Michigan man who supported it: Resolved, That a committee of~ five be appointed to wait upon Calabash Sam, late of Deadwood, and inform him that after sunrise to-morrow morning this crowd will open fire on him with the in tention of furnishing a corpse for our new graveyard. The committee of five went out to find Samuel and deliver their mc'ssage. He sat on a bench at the door of his shanty, a shotgun across his knees 4t:d a pipe in his month, and he preserved silence while the chairman of the con mittee read the reM,oltiont ; 1 hen ie asked: 'T~hat means me, does it :?' 'She does.' 'They don'c like my style of carving and shooting, eb ?' 'That's what they kick on.' 'Well, I won't go. You haven't got 'nuff men in the whole valley to drive Calabash Sam a rod. Re turn to the convention and report that I'm here for the season.' 'I forgot to menshun,' continued the chairman, in a careless voice, as he leaned on his gun-' I forgot to mensbun that the convensbun bas adjourned. This committee thus finds itself in an embarrass ing situation, and it sees only one way out of it. Onkess you'd agree to pick up and travel, this committee will feel called upon to -to-' 'To begin shooting; you mean ?' 'Exactly, Samuel, exactly. You may have already observed that two of the committee have got the drop on you.' 'I see.' 'Corpses which are riddled with buckshot have a ver-y unpleasant look,' contmnued the chairman, as he rested his chin on the muzzle of his gun. 'Yes, that's so.' 'And it's kinder lonesome, thbis being the first plant in a newv burying ground.' 'Y-e s, it may be.' 'And so, take it all around, the committee kinder indulges in the hope that you'll see fit to carr-y your valuable society back to the Black Hills. You may have ob sarved that three shotguns, each under full cock, are now looking straight at ye. We don't want to bluff, but it's getting nigh supper time.' :Well, after l ookmng the matter all over, I'm convinced that these diggings won't pan out low grade ore, and 1 guess I'll take a walk.' 'Right oti?' 'Yes.' 'Right up this trail ?' 'Yes.' 'Very well. While the comn mittee feels sorry to see you go, anid wishes you all sojrts of' luck, it hasn't time to shake hands. Step foff', now, and for fear you ain't used to walking, we'll keep these guns pinted up the hill until y*ou tnrn the half-mile boulder. Tru!a - . rh !'_-netroit Free Press. THE PUBLIC HIG IW4AS. An Abstract of the Statutes of South Carolina Relating to Roads and Bridges. John S. Verner. Esq.. in Keowec Courier. Amended to apply to Newberry County, by F. Werber, Jr. THE DUTIES AND POWERS OF COUN TY COMMIssIONERs. Article 4, Section 19, of the Constitution of South Carolina, gives the County Commissioners jurisdiction over Highways, Roads and Bridges. HIGHWAYS AND ROADS. They have power to open new public roads and to discontinue! old ones. In order to open a new public road they are required to appoint Special Commissioners. whose duty it is to survey the route of the road proposed, to lay out the same, and advertise it for three months, in the settlement through which the intended road is to pass. T he right of appeal lies in the decision of Special Commis sioners, in the same manner and with like authority, as is allowed by law from the acts of Courtv Commissioners. When a road is so laid out it is to be recorded by the County Commissioners and ordered worked as other roads Sections 2 and 3, Chapter 44, Re vised Statutes. In order to discontine any pnht lic high.way the Commissioners must give three months' public notice in the settlement through which the road to be discontinued passes ; Provided, That no objec tion is made, they can thereafter discontinue the road so advertised. But if there is objection, then the road remains a public highway until discontinued by law. See tion 12, Chapter 44, Revised Statutes. By the Act approved December 24, 1879, each township of the several counties of the Slate is made a highway district. For each of these districts the untyCommssioersa!nnualii. in the early par oi the year., ap poinlt one Suiperiniten dent to serve one year from date of his appoin tmecut. The p)erson appoint. ed Superintendent must be liable to road duty and a resident of the district for which he is appointed. The Commissioners have power to remove Superintenden ts. Act De cmfber 24, 1879. Roads leading from any part of the State directly to Charleston, Georgetown, Columbia, Camden, Hamburg and Cheraw are to be made and cleared thirty feet wide by Commissioners. All other public roads are to be kept t wenty feet wide. Seciion 5, Chapter 44, Revised Statutes. Public roads in each highway district shall be posted and numbeted, and at each fork of said roads a poin ter must be placed, declaring the (direction of each road. Section 6, Chapter 44, Revised Statutes. By Act of March 13th, 1872, page 215, any failure upon the part of Commis sioners to post, number and place pointers, as directed, is regarded a misdemeanor, and upon conviction they are subject to a fine not ex ceeding $500, and imprisonment not exceeding six months, either or both, at the discretion of the Judge before whom they are tried. If corporate authorities of towns, villages and cities neglect or refuse to keep in repair the highways and streets in their respective towns, &c., the County Commis sioners have power to orde- out persons liable to road duty in said town, &c., to repair the same. Sec tion 17, Chapter 44, Revised Stat The County Commissioners of Charleston County have power to appoint five Dist rict Superin tendents of Roads, whose dumty it shall be to take charge of all roads and to exercise jurisdiction over brides not exceeding fifteeni feet in length in their respective dis tricts. District SuperinmtendIents appoint overseers, who assist themn in reipairinig the roads. Bridges exceeding one hundred dollars in value are to be let out by contract as provided by law; when they do not exceed that amount they are let out by the District Superintc adni in whose bounds the bridge is iocated at ....v...e c-o-trat i is the duty of Commissioners to exercise gen eral supervision over the roads in said county. Act December 24, 1878, Page 772. BRIDGES. Bridges are to be built and re aired under the supervision of the County CoimnissiOn2rs. It the work to be done on .old or new bridges exceed one hundred dollars then it is to be performed by con tract, with the lowest responsible bidder ; when it does not exceed that amount the Commissioners have power to let ou; the work.at private contract. When the work exceeds one hundred dollars the Commi'ssioners shall give tifteen days notice in the county paper and in writing duly posted in the neighborhood in which such work is to be performed, giving notice that the Commissioners of the sec tion in which such work is to be performed will be at such a place.on such a day and hour, with suitable specifications, to let out such work to the lowest bidder, and to take from the successful bidder suffi cient bond for the faithful per formance of his duty. When the work is done it shall be inspected by the Commissioner letting it out, whose duty it should be to report the result of his investiga. tion to the full Board, who shall accept or reject the same, accord ing as they may determine, whether or not the constructor has or has not complied with the terms of his contract. If any bridge over waters in this State, which constitute a boundary line between cornties, shall be necessary to be erected or repaired, it shall be the duty of County Commissioners of such counties to eiuse the same to be erected or repaired, in the manner aforesaid, each county bearing an equal share of the expense so incur reil. And when any such bridge al rcdy ciis, or shall be hereatter bu1i, it. shaill be the duty of said Comnniisioners to diivid'- the same,c by mecasuretmnts fromn the cnter. and ueh B3oard shall be respousi ble for the( good conditou of thc half necxt adjoining the county ir. which they exercise the fun'.iom: of office. And when it becomes necessary to build a new bridge or to entirely replace an old one( wich has been carried away om destroyed, it shall be the duty of the Boards of the two countiet to do the same as aforesaid. Act amendatory to Chapter 45, Re vised Statutes ; Section 12, Volume 15, General Statutes, Page 787 If any person receive injury from any defect in causeway. highway or bridge, he has zi right of action against the county in which such injury occurs. The Commissioners in such cases are required to tender an. amnount sufficient to cover the injury sus taned. If the person injured re, fuses to receive the amount sc offered and does not recover e arger amount than that tendered by the Commissioners, then be shall pay the costs of the De fendant. Act March 13th, 1874 Sections 6 and 7. Page 785. Vol umne 15, General Statutes. Any neglet by Commnissioner to repair bridges and highways &c., is regarded as a misdemeanor and upon conviction thereof; they arc liable to a fine of not less thban 100 nor more than $500, in th< discretion of the Judge beforE whom they are tried. Act 19th March, 1874, Section 7, VolumE 15, Page 785, of the General Stab utes. DUTIES, POWERS AND PF.IVILEGEs 01 SUPERINTENDENTS OF1 HIGHWA3 DITRIcTs. The Superintendent has gen ral supervision, under the direc tion of County Commissioners, o roads and highways in the dis trict for whieb he was appointed The Superintendent, by reasot of his offce, is exempt froir road duty. ie must report every tbre months in writing to Coun ty Cornmissioners the conditiot of roads and bridges in his dis trict. T he Super in tenden t shall divid< the roads in his district into con venient sections of not less that two .ior more thant five miles For each of said sections it is h1i: each overseer he assigns a Coipa ny of hands. As far as pract;cabie the hands are to be assigned by Superintendents to road nearest the residence of the hand. When ever the Superintendent deems it necess ry to have roads worked or repairs done on bridges, which hand. can do, he may, on twelve hours notice, order the overseer to ca! out his hauds,requiiring each hand to bring with him a hoe. axe or other tool. The Superintendent determines the tool each hand shall work with and the number of days at each working; Pro vided, That no hand can be work ed more than twelve days in one year. Roads along the line of highway districts are to be divided into sections and worked by such hands ofeither district as the Sn perintendents of such adjoining districts may direct. The Superintendent must cause his overseer to look after and. re pair all bridges in their several distriets that can be conveniently repaired by road hands. If bridg:s cannot be conveniently repaired by road hands, then the Superin tendent must. report the same to the Commissioners, to be let out by them according to law. If the Superintendent neglects to work roads in his district when ordered by Commli sioners, he shall be deemed guilty of a mis demeanor, and, on conviction be fore a T-i'al Justice, he shall ce tined not less thau ten or mo:e than fifty dollars. DUTIES AND POWERS OF OVERSEERS OF BIGHWAY SECTIONS. An overseer is appointed by the Superintendent for each section, and he has control of the work ing of the section for which he is appointed. Act 1879. It is the duty of the overseer to Shave lpeisoI[s liable to road duty warned out to work said roads. w henever work is needed. If the ove,rseer of the sectilon for' w h ieb he is appoi nted n;egleet s to work the road in his section when ordered by the Superin ten dent having charge of such sec tions, he shall be guilty of a mis demeanor and be subject to a fine of not less than five or more than t wenty dollars. Act December 24, 1879. He shall have all obstructions removed from the sections, and may call out sufficient number of road hands to aid him in this. Any n eglect to remove obstruc tions is regarded a misdemeanor, and subjects the overseer, in neg lecting his duty, to a fine of fifteen dollars. Volume 15, Statutes, Page 785, Section 5 of the Act appro't.d March 19, 1874. In warning men to work the public roads he shall make out a list for the warner, requiring him to give a notice to each person liable to road duty, the kind of a toVol he shall use in working upon the roads, and the hour and place of workmng. Volume 15, Statutes, Page 784, Section 10, Act March 19, 1874. Overseers have full p)ower to cot down and make use of any timber, wood, earth or stones in or near th)e roads, bridges or causeway, -for the purpose of re pairing.tbe same, when necessary. They shall not, however, cut rail timber, shade trees, &c.. or take stones from cultivated fields with out the consent of the owners. If pay is demanded for' such timber, &c., he shall pay for the same Volume 15, Statutes, Page 785, Section 10, Act March 19, 1874. They shall allow a man work ing one day and furnishing a horse, plow or cart, two days' Ia bor, and one working for himself one day and furnishing a wagon and two horses, mules or 9xen three days' labor. Volume~ i5, Statutes, Page 786, Section 7, Act IMar:h 19, 1874. D)UTIES of WARlNERS. The warner receives his ap ~pointment fr-om the overseer, lie is required to give every person liable to road duty two days' no tice of the day and hour aLnd the pliace where he is required to meet to begin the work. PERSONS LIABLE To ROAD DUTY. All able bodied male persons, be tween sixteen and nifty-nv(: years. I are liable to road (Ility. exCep,t the trustees and the Ouit y Board of Examiners of Public (eboos, meitbers of board of assessor, Act 1877-S, Volume 15, Page 582, Section 43. S:h oi Act Act De. cerlber 14. 1878, Section 4, As sessors' Act ; Volume 15, Page 778; Act atmendatoi v to the Act of March 19, 1874, which amends Chapter 45- of Revised Statutes. Volume 15, Page 257. In Edgefield and Chester coun ties the persons liable to road duty are those between the ages of sixteen an<i sixty-five. Act 1878. Page 736. Students in Due West College and Theological Sem inary aro exempt from road duty. Act Ma<rci 12th, 1877-8, Page 484. .il(d, also, teachers em.ploy ed in the Newvberrv College and the students in attendance upon the exercises of the same as pt pils. Volume 17, Page 477, Act of Dcembek r 24, 1SSO. Persons duly warned are subject to the direction of the overseer in charge. Failure to wrk according to direction of said (:verseer subjects the perseu se. failing to line or iml,prisonuient, of not less thin five nor more than ten dol lars, or not less than five nor norc than twenty days, upon conviction thereor, before a Trial Justice. 15th Statutes, Page 784, Section 4, Act of Maich 19th, 1874. Any road haud, after being dul3 summoned, who shall neglect to assist in remuoving obstructions from publie roads. shall pay three dollars per day for every day the overseer is engagc in removing the obstruction for which the person was summoned to assist ir, removing. 15th Statute, Pace 784. Section 5, Act of 19th of Mareh, 1S74. Pe.rsons liable to road duty mfay be relieved of such wuk by paying, befure the time for such workinr. to the County Treasurer one dollar per day f;,r every day he is r-quired to Work on the l 'C ro,id:s. 15.)t h Stt ute, Pag~e 786,. Se&tiL 9. Act f 19th of Mareb, i874. The amount to pid is to be applied by County Com-. [Issoners to the repair of the roads in the district in which such person resides. 15th Statute. Page 684, Section 9, Act of March 19th, 1874. Any one having performed road duty, who shall remove from one county to another, may be relieved by producing a certificate from the overseer of the highway district iu which he performed said labor, show ing the number of days he has worked during the year, or the amount of money paid to the Treasurer. This shall be a discharge for the amount specified in the certificate. The resi deuce of any persou who has a family shall be held to be where his family resides, and the residerce of any other person shall be held to be where he boards in any county of t his State. 15th Statutes, Page 787, Section 11, Act of March 19th, 1874. CITIZENS M3AY ERECT GATE$. It shall be lawful for any citiz*m of this State, over whose !aud any road my pass, other than a publie high way, to erect gates thereon, and any person cwniug or erecting such gates shall be liable to be indicted for a nuisance if they fail to keep them in good order. In ease any person shall interfere with, injure, destroy or will fully leave open an~y such gates, such person shall be liable to an indict ment as for misdemeanor. Sections and 9, Chapter 44, Revised Stat utes. The Coinmissioners by Act of Feb ruary the 14th, 1878, have power to permit Gi' erection of gates across public highways upon application of any citizen whenever they think it proper. Page 361, A ct of 1877-8 Inhabitants of this State may cut ditches, &c., across public highways. Any inhabitant of this State shall have power, for the purpose of drain ing his or her lands, to cut a ditch or ithes, canal or canals, across any pub lie high1way in this State ;Provided. such person shall be bound to bridge such canal or ditch under the direc tion of the County Commissioners. and keep the same in good repair for one year, after which time the Coun ty Commissioners shall take charge of suh] ditches or canals and keep them in repair Sectiou 10, Chapter 44, Revised Statutes.. PENALTIES FOR INJURING AND OB STRUCTING HIGEWAYS, &C. Persens wilfully ininriLng anv high way or auy part thercof shall, upon conviction, be i;zrisoned not ir.ore than three months nor less than one month, and pay a flue not exceeding five hundred dullais nor less than twenty dollars. at the discretion of the Judge before whom convicted. He shall also bear the expense of repair ing the sale. Any one obstructing the highway and refu=iug to remove the obstruction when requested so to (o, sha. be deemed guilty of a nuisance, and upon a conviction, shall be fined not more than ten nor less than two dollars, and shall pay the expenses of removing' the said nuis ance. Sections 15 and 16, Chapter 44, of the Revised Statutes. Employers of laborers are required> when requested, to give the overseers a list of the persons in his employ liable to road duty. Any refusal to comtply with such request of the over seer is a misdemeanor, and the person :o offending, upon conviction before a Trial Justice, shall pay a fine of ten dollars or be imprisoned ten days. Act of March 18th, 1S78, Page 516. DUTIES OF SOLICITORS. On information of any two persons that any highway has been diverted from its original course, without au thority of law, the Solictor shall cow wence suit against such person or per sons who have altered the highway, in order to compel the parties offending to restore at their own expense the high road to its original course. Sec tion 11, Chapter 44, Revised Statutes. LISTEN TO THIS, GIRLS. Dr. (arbally, an eminent physi cian and chemist, testifies that the cosmetics which the fashion able belles of the present day are so fond of using and deem so indispensible to their beau ty, are the most deadly ene mies to their vital system. Pa ralysis that fatal and frightful form of infirmity, is said to be the result of the continual use of the paints or waShes used for enamneliung or otherwise artifi cia!!y whitening the skin. Chief among these fearful auxil iaries of the toilet is that white borror, "Laird's Bloom of Youth," w hieb is-so extensively used by thbe ladies o.f society, married and sin gle, for "making up" their com plexions. The salts of lead con tained in this preparationi. which is the means of producing that pear ly white, polished appearance of the skin, on applying it, is thbe ac tive agent of paralysis, and any person who uses it, or any other lotion or powder containing these salts, is tampering with her life. Dr. Carbally turther tells us, seriously, that the peculiar droop of the hands sai castically called the ' kangaroo style," and which was supposed by the community to be a mere freak of fashion, really and truly had its origin in a partial paralysis of the exterior muscle of tbe fore-arm, produced by the use of those outward poisons. Some fashionable belle, no doubt, had suffered in this terrible way for her folly, and all fashionable geese of her acquaintance followed suit by crooking their wrists and droop ing their hands, like so many hens with their wings broken. We learn also that all powders, paints and liquids which impart a polished, scintillating whiteness to the skin, contain metallic poi sons, arid are extremely perilous. The more beautiful the more dan gerous. Although it is thought that the pawnr-broker is an imposition on the public still he will thrive so long as people continue to "put uip" with him. There are lots of English noble men visiting this country at pre sent. Tihe trouble is that such are not regarded asoeligible. The reason you always find a German such an excellent cornet ist is that he was born a Teuton. A New York man' calls his sweetheart Kitty, because she gets her back up so often. A true republic should be a cos tard pie-no upper crust. Stands to reason-A debater a' ho won't sit down.