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More Proo* gt GLOBE TONIC |: " Gives Satisffac ' t r All Sections t\ the South i XA* V ia lllflllVAf W* . . eron, S. Cm had nervous indigestion for a longtime. Tried many remedies without relief and was told by four physicians that he was beyona the reach of medicine. Used Globe Tonic and was greatly benefited by : the first bottle. Continued the sue of it and is now a strong, hearty man. He says he is pertain that he owes his life to this wonderful medicine. Samples free or tl bottle 50 cents. lb. 1436 Assembly street, Columbia. Same price at your drug1 store. aSp;- . Tour dealer cui get the Globe Tonic for you from the Murray Drug Co., Columbia,. S.C. ' _ Honesty I I; I ill Jewelry I VVVS^/VVVVN^/VV% "If it oame from Sentz's, yon I know it's all right," is what one 1' of our i customers remarked to Mother the other day. "^hen you bay Jewelry, you generally have to take the "Jeweler's word for it" whether it is good or not. ^ Thai's just where our reputation for honesty and fair dealing counts. And furthermore, we will [always give you your money back and ask no questions any time < you are dissatisfied with a pur chase. , Special attention to mailorders, i" amim .' * JEWELER, 1439 Main, Colombia, S. C ^^MBmmmm^^M^MM HARNESS Wr m? w m/r-' _ Always see E. A. Fellers ' * . for Home-made Harness fe':>1 ' * . 4 and Farm Gears, Repairs sE" * quick at lowest prices. 1% ' E. A. Fellers ; MS Cervais St. COLUMBIA, S. C. ' i * * + [ A Useful Article. Freeh Baker's Brazil Shredded Co^ eoHHit; a seasonable article for making delicious costards, pies and cakes, at fho Bazaar. ] B . -V:, The Car Because it sand with mi than any car t Because it h en to be the b hundreds of p< with different W. P. ROOF, GREGORY 1113-1115 Harr.pton Avenu MAYBESOME evenin's I reach for my hat. And down the steps I rush a-stumblin'. Like I was blind as any bat, And growlin' all the way and grum- J blin* Till you would laugh at me or you Would sympathize some with me maybe. But anyhow that's how I do When my wife starts to spank the baby. 1 know if I butt in at all My wife will not be apt to thank me. And still I hear my baby call J./9 La* Lav UO me. newHi, u?u, v?* ?. >v< ?v. - 'p&ak ?aer' And I just have to rush outside And down the street a-g&lUvantta', And la ray ears at every stride My baby's pleadin' voice comes ha'ntin'. And sometimes I halfway turn back At the remembrance of her plead! ffaifway worked up to My the < Although I know the baby'* .a* A tender dingbat now and then. When her wee feet go widely strayin*, When she has run away or when Mho's mussed her clean dross np .arpiayin'. But that don't make It easy none For mo when mother spanks the baby. And I Just grab my hat and run ( And don't come back again tttl maybe Vhe babies are all tucked in bed, AH snopgted In and aoundiy aleepin', With alfthetr l&y-mes softly said < And with an end to all their weepfcx'. Vhat baby is the cutest slip 1 And says the quaintest things, doggone it! 8ometimes , when? mamma says, "I'M . ^ whip!" 1 She says: "You tan't. I'm settin' oa it!" I Now, after a reply like that . Who could watch baby get the paddle? No wonder I reach for my hat 3 And don't look back as I skedaddle. I I like to think I'd hear the call ' And go to war 'long with the quickest J And stand firm where the bullets fall And where the slayin' blowg fall ( thickest - -?ggfe Maybe f would stand up and fight/ . And I'd die facia' the foe maybe. ^ I think the bravest men take flight When it gets time to spank the baby. y. M.^ewis i^Hguaton Post. She Had Often 6tudiecMt!*^\ ] Little M^rie had returned from her t first visit to Sunday school. "And vrhat lesson are you to study for next Sunday?" her mother asked. "Nufliu' much," said the four-year- ( old rather scornfully. "Her jest said to learn all about the catakissin\ and me knowed that already." ? Lippincott's Magazine. A Self Maid Man. ?Harper's Weekly. J An Advantage. r "But your country is so lacking in * places of historic interest," said the t European. c "That's one of its great advantages," answered Mr. Cumrox. "In this country a man can travel for hours without being obliged to listen i to a lecture."?Washington Star. ? ?, f g Fine cigars and "smoking tobacco, at G Harm an'8 Bazaar. . UTcl to Buy, a will negotiate yoi ore ease and at 1 i ax any price, .as been used, test< est automobile for 3ople who have ha* machines. Ag@rtf3 Lexi OR -CONDER M :e A NEW LINE OF TALK. Unexpected Experience of a Drummer In a Car With a Pretty Girl. k|S this seat engaged?" he asked of I the prettiest girl in the car, and, finding that it wasn't, he put his sample box in the rack and braced himself for solid enjoyment "Pleasant day," said the girl, coming for him before he could get his tongue unkinked. "Most bewildering day, isn't it?" "Oh, yes; thanks," murmured the Animmar "Glad of It," resumed the girl cheerfully. "Tom don't look so. Let me put my shawl under your head, won't you? Hadn't you better sit next to the . window aad let mo describe tbo landscape to jom?" "No, please," he murmured. "I am doing wen enough." "May I buy you some peanuts or a book? Let me do something to make the trip happy. Suppose 1 slip on arm around your waist Just leaa forward a trifle, please, so that 1 e*a.n "Tou'H?you'll hare te excuse me," gasped the wretched drummer. "I don't think jom really mesa k." "You look so tired," she pleaded. "Wouldn't yoa like te rest your head on my shoulder? No one wffl notice. Just lay your head right dowa and I'll tell you stories." "No, thanks; I won't today. 1 iwn very comfortable," and the poor dimmer looked around helplessly. "Tour scarfpln is coming out. Let me fix it! There," and she arranged it deftly. "At the next station I'll get fou a cup of tea, and when we arrive it our destination you'll let me call ?a rou?" And she smiled beseechingly right into his pallid countenance. "I think I'll go and smoke," said the iru miner as he hauled down his gripBack and raade a bolt for the door.? .--fWP'1' Quite Polite. They were slight acquaintances, and bhere was no lore lost between them. 'Well," said the first grande dame, 'bv by. I must really be getting on. [ have to make a call on my mother." The second put up her lorgnette and Irawled: "Really?ah?you don't mean to say rou have a mother living?" The first grande dame laughed?a Mgh, thin laugh, with something biting, like acid, in it. "Oh, yes," she retorted on the one who had tried to take her down, "my mother is still alive, and she doesn't iook a day older than you do, I assure rou."?Sphere. It WouW Not Show. That everything should be neat and shipshape is most Important aboard a racht. A writer in the Mariner's Advocate tells the story of the captain of i certain sloop who crossed the deck in a hurry, seemingly very much perplexed. A lady stopped him and asked wnar tne trouoie was. "The fact is, ma'am," he said, "our rudder's broken." "Oh, I shouldn't worry about that," said the lady. "Being under water nearly all the time, no one will notice if? Let Us Sear FromY ctt. Our subscribers in arrears must exluse our duns, but really our list is arge and we have so much money >ut, and heavy expenses to meet, that ve are compelled to ask those who )ossibly can, to help us through the lull season. Remember, "every litle added to what you have (sent) nakes just that much more." So, we vill surely be thankful for your renittance. The mails are open, if you :annot send or bring it in person. Sewing Machines. The Davis Unique and other new mproved drop head machines; nicely Lnished in oak; ea9y running and perect sewing; fully guaranteedj for ale at factory prices for cash, or on ?asy payments, at The Bazaar. ^ Rice B. Harmau K ind Why nr hills and less expense 3d and provour roads by d experience ngton. S. C. !UL? CO, Coii5ertbSas S, C BOWSER Ml BAD" Returns Home Full of Fear and Takes to His Bed. MRS. BOWSER HIS CONSOLER. I " Prepares For the Worst, but ths Situation Is Changed by tho Family Doctor's Diagnosis?Resumes GW In: dividuality. {Copyright, ims, by Associated fetter ery I*resS.J WHEN tbe Bewaers sal dew* to teealcft** fee ether mens-. lag Mrs. Bowser fenad batsalt without sbj appetite, ub&, IBoegh tthe tried her best te ctn- ? cetl the fact; Mr. Bowser mob took Botlce amd said: "No appetite, eh? We*, when I beard that job bad hee? sloshing area ad to the rata yesterday I Made vp my mind that yom we?ld pay for it" "Bet I dhta't get my feel wet," the protested"Of cenrse yoe wowldw't owa ?p to St No appetite thta morning, and yea look as if yen hada't a week to lire. Fyo talked and talked, bet what good has it doao?" \ "I bare a little headache, but it wRl be goes hy boob." "Geaa aothiag. I sball come borne te find yeu ia a raging ferer and the doctor aad a trained nurse here.. Even If yen lire through it yon will make me $200 cost." - - - ? * * "Any one is liable to have a headache now and then." "Headache! Headache! Woman, 1 -? deceive yourself js going to be a very serious matter. ' 'i L ^ ! ( !'i Jfib i "GET ME IN ON THE LOUNGE," HE WHifiPKKE1). Wading in slush and water up to your knees means something more than a slight headache, as you will discover. Well, don't expect any pity from ine. I take cafe &f myself, and as a consequence uo one enjoys better health. Better telephone for a doctor and nurse and go to bed. In case I find you dying when I come home this evening I will telegraph your mother." His words sounded heartless, but as the headache went off in a couple of hours Mrs. Bowser did not treasure I them up. She rather expected he would telephone during the day, but as he didn't she stood on her dignity and did not call him up. At his hour for coming home she was feeling fine and in good spirits, hut as she saw hisi drop off the car she know that something had gone wrong. His shoulders were all bumped up. and hie feet shuffled as he walked. He had to drag himself up the steps, and when she opened the door for him she exclaimed: "Why, Mr. Bowser, what on earth is the matter?" "Get me in oo the lewage," he whispered in reply. "You are ill! You are trembling all ever!" "Send for the doctor!" heJ said as he stretched out on the lounge. "But tell me about it' When were you taken ? How do you feel ?" "I'm a dying man, Mrs. Bowser! Was taken with a chill two hours ago. I'm first hdt and then cold all over. I expected to die in the street car." ? ? T-? I l._ J .i. LI. X. S rs. joowser looKeu ai 111s tongue and felt of bis pulse and was quite sure that he had only taken cold. "Did you get your feet wet yesterday?" she asked as she chaffed his 5 hands with alcohol. "I?I guess I did." "Not a doubt of it. I've talked, but what good has it done? You must have waded in slush and water up to your neck." Comforts Sick One. "Do you think?think I'm going to die?" "I can't say as to that, but I shall prepare myself for the worst. Of course you can't expect much pity from me. Any man that will wade n it* o 1111? o im-1 TT'.I t '\id' i ii? ?ii.w n,iu-i ? | "I don't want to die!*' lie interrupted j "No: I don't want to die and leave you j and ali else. I'm not an old mail vet. j and wo can take a lot of comfort." "Well, it may bo nothintr more than j a very serious ease of typhoid fever lmt of course wo shall have to have a I trained nurse and the doctor remit.j throe times a day." "(let the doctor here!" jrroane.l Mr. Itowser. "(let him here at otieo! He may bo alt!" to cheek this sickness he- ? fere it acts hold <>f me." Mrs. Iiowser went to the telephone i ami was answered, that the family j n'??r \v:is i>??t i:i ami "*v:is n -t <%Xi?o?-r- i : i < <1 b;uk rir his oflico in l<*ss tlnni three | i hours. i ' ! Mr. I-etvser crcuLi-J. Then he war:t- | . * ? " " ed brandy," then to be propped up, then to be lowered again. Then be I asked Mrs. Bowser to look at the I whites of his eyes and report: I "You may pull through," she said in 1 doubtful tones. I "Then telephone to some other doc- I tor?nurses from some hospital. Tell I them to send two of them?three of I them. Get two?it's Bowser?~amuel I Bowser. Tell them that I must be saved. I don't care If It costs a million dollars!" Mrs. Bowser didn't telephone to any doctors and nurses. She simply pretended to. She was saying Mr. Bowser for the 4amHy doctor. She got him tea and toast, and though be pretested bis weakness ant want of appetite he nibbled a ad sipped. He felt better afterward, hat he didn't admit it Ob the contrary, after fetching a long drawn groan he whispered: "Why did flits come to ?e, Mrs. Bowser?why cenae t* me Instead of another? Why am I aiagted etit for a victim T "Became yos waded hi Stash and : water." "Bat I?I? Say, Mrs. Bowser, make these doctors understand that this is a case of life #r death and that they cob be sued for damages fw delay." Then he sighed. Then be grossed. Then he propped and uaprepped. Then be asked if typhoid patients didn't lose all the hair en their head, and when Mrs. Bowser reminded him that he hadn't any to lose be was not a bit comforted. While waiting far three doctors and _ two nurses and other things Mr. Bow- ? ser prepared for the worst. For *ve or ten minutes he reviewed his past f life and then said to Mrs. Bowser: J "I?I a OB sorry I spoke to yon as I < did this mornfilg^ J "Oh, that is. all right. I kHew you < didn't mean what you said." " j "Put I hare said other mean things < to you ? hundreds of other mean | "But you regretted thera at once, j and so there is nothing to forgive." i "Mrs. Bowser." be persisted with J quivering lip, "if I was te lire my < life over again I'd be a better husband J to you. Yes. I would. I wouldn't be < a bulldozer and threaten divorce and J all that. I wish I could lire on, just < to show you how good I could be." J He was petted and soothed and < qnieted for ten minutes and had almost j fallen into a doze when he suddenly < sat up and exclaimed: J "There's the cook! I had forgotten < about her!" ( "Well, what of the cook?" 1 "I want to take her hand before I ] die and beg her pardon for finding < faulf with her cooking. Call her up J right away." < "But she's gone out this evening for ( an hour or two." < "And there's your mother! If you < can't reach her on the phone yon must < telegraph. 1 have been a bad, bad J man to her. I want forgiveness. Do < you think she can forgive me for call- < ing her an old cat and a frump?" ( "Yes. I think so. Mother is a very < tender hearted woman, and I think < she will even put flowers on your < grave. Don't worry about mother. ( I'll see that she is here in time." < < Resumes Old Way. < "And then there's the butcher and < grocer and druggist I have raised < rows witn tnem a nunarea limes over. , I don't want to die and hare them say- < ing they are glad old Bowser is dead." j "Tinny sball bt? sent for in time." < How many other things Mr. Bow- | ser would have brought up before < gasping his last cannot be told, as the ] doorbell rang and Mrs. Bowser admit- < ted the family doctor. She may have ) given him the wink as she bustled in i or she may not Be that as it may, J he advanced to Mr. Bowser, felt of his i pulse and looked at his tongue and J then said: i "Come. Bowser, get out of this." ] "W-what do you mean?" i "Don't play the booby. Nothing atts J you that a dose of physic won't euFe." < "And I'm not going to die?" J "Die your grandmother! Yon are < able to g? downstairs and shorel over ] a. ton of coal this very minute." < One would have thought, in con- j * gideratien of his marrow escape from < the grave, that Mr. Bowser would ] have remained humblefor at least half < an hoar, but be didn't No soeHer bad I the door closed on the doctor tbaB he 2 rose np and said: 1 "Now, Mrs. Bowser, yon can see the 2 iifference between a resolute man and f i namby pamby woman. You would 2 have died half an hour ago, while 1 1 am feeling as well as I ever did in my life. Be mighty careful how you up- ~ >et this house again!" M. QUAD. Stranded. j ^ j v. ; *1 ' S ' I ( ^ % /,v< I J I ] Aeronaut?This certainly oiit-Cnisoos J ( [h'liinsi.ii Crusoe.? Harper's Weeklv. I * ? i li * A Qccnc.'?.; y. ? "A necklace of diamonds has heon ?l?ileii from me."* sail! .Mrs. <'umro.w "Aren't yon going to nntif\ the police V" "I don't know what to do. Tr does J tooin rat her classy to he robbed of , jewelry, and yet I hate to have people ' think that I'd ever miss a little tiling like a necklace."?VTashingteu Star. THERE'S JUST NO GETTING AWAY FROM FACTS. When I atand square on both feet and tell yon I am selling better harness for lose money than yon erer paid before. I'm telling facte ?and I can pnrre it. Neighbor, don't bny a thing in the harness line 'till yon get my prices. Here are a few: Plow Collars at SOo. Plow Bridles at 76c. ; $2.60 Leather Collars at.. .$1.50. LET'S HELP THESMULE , WILSE W. MARTIN, 1118 Plain St., Columbia, S. C. AIM J. Fox, i Real Estate and Insurance, S LEXINGTON, - S. C. [ ? > One acre lot, new 4-room dwell- [ ing just outside incorporation lim- % its of Lexington. n 124 acres, 3% mils from Barr. [ 50 acres open land. 8 Room i dwelling. ? 2 Barns and other out build- [ ings, easy terms. > 108 acres 4 miles from Barr 12 acres open land near church * and school. y 1 Stationery engine 12 H. P. r 1 Boiler, 18 H. P. | ? 1 Saw Mill & Fixturs. i 194 acres near Saxe Gotha Mills > 165 acres one mile from Lexing- [ ton depot ;'75 acres cleared; young \ orchard; creek runs through > place; fruit never fails. [ 20 acres near Lexington. y 69 acres 4 miles from Steedman ?18 acres cleared. % J One lot in town of Lexington. y 60 acres within one mile of > Arthur, 2 acres open land. Plenty J of water on the place. y One lot on Main street of Lex ington; gGod building. [ 80 acres 2 miles from Lexington > Plenty water. Fruit never fails. ) 85 acres near Lexington. Good [ for truck. Fruit never fails. y 250 acres 21 miles from South ern railway. 60 acres open land. [ Fruit never fails. Good orchard > on the place. Two buildings. ^ 25 resident lots in town of Lex- [ ington. > 45 acres,8 miles from Lexington, * 9 acres open land. Plenty water. [ ' 95 acres, 25 acres open land > 35 acres round timber, 35 acres > boxed timber, 2 4-room houses, | barn and stables. Church and y school house within 2 miles of > place. [ 4 one-nan acre lots oil new > street to be called Fort Street. One large lot, 6-room dwelling J and barn on Main Street, Lex- > ington. > 100 acres, 30 acres open land, J dwelling and barn, church and > school within one mile, 5 miles > from Gaston, 6 miles from Swan- | sea. > 1 acre, 5-room dwelling just > outside the incorporate limits of * Lexington. \ ^ 3 acres, good dwelling near > Lexington. . [ 6 lots on East Chugch Street, > ' Write or call to see me I AT I THE HOME NATIONAL BANK, I Lexington, S. C f mmwmmmmvww www wsumi - .SUMMER - W W B I H ? Refrigerators, Coolers, Ice * 3ream Freezers, Hamnocks, Lawn Mowers, Rubier Ilose, Sprinklers, Noz ;les. Full stock of all sizes md prices. Hardware of any kind. }ome or phone. IV Q QTFWUDT n, iiiLifiiiiij . .526 Main St. Columbia, S. C AmrJAL BABBECUS. l \v:li iiirui- ii iMv annual barbecue at. * I ton. on ti:i- third Saturday in July, \ ^ :7th. Th-iv wili be t .rominent ak'?rs *<t ir- r!: ?Tovvci. KwryT :: . \ vprp i