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*** ?ewcrd? stPotif oei IJnBBI/// tekes G? joy of Rfe I UU ' open to acy tKaesse,1. Aa IIIIUS11'I 9aoaS pgglttW BW3 draga // mjBy i III lease you tn a worse eocdtoo< | ffipll? I treatment. B? \\\\?\\\\ be!p the w&uraJ tore* feed the Wood and pamt HARMAIff' . - J * The Lexington Dispatch. Wednesday, July 15, 1903. Kisses between women are mere formalities. The Jews as a people are the poorest race on earth. A railway collision is the typical # 1 l! Dump 01 aeBirucwou. The jaw bone i8 the funny bone of the humorous orator. A shady character doesn't always * keep a man cool. Sound kidneys are safeguards of life. Make the kidneys healthy with Foley's Kidney Cure The Kaufmann Drug Co. \It takes two banana skins to make a pair of slippers. Everybody longs to be a farmer except the one who is. j A man's crookedness often gets UIU1 1111U audUblOi oviaivo< Man likes to believe in eternal pan- | itbment?for the other fellow. Modesty gets awfal reekless after it has been married a while. Talk is cheap until you try to buy b bunch of it from a lawyer. ' POlEYSHOm^IAR ^ ^ Coras Coldsj Prevents Pneumonia Better say only half you think than think only half yon say. To get rid of the germs in ice cream bail-it and serve while hot. ? i Prosperity is not without its thorns, nor adversity without its roses. i The more a man knowB the easier it is for him to keep his mouth shut. It is useless to kick for a discount whan called nnnn in r)ftv the debt of ""v" w""w- -r? ? r-rf ? nature. When a kzy man condescends to work he soon discovers he's a little too good for the job. * No woman is ever sorry to have a neighbor move away who could never ? be talked about. ? Foley's Kidney Care purifies the blood by straining out impurities and tones up the whole system. Cures kidney and bladder troubles. - The Kaufmann Drug Co. AU men are born equal, but some grow up and become presidents or baseball umpires. After a woman has told a story of what happened to her for the second time she can't recognize it herself. It is seldom that one does not take pride in being smart enough to avoid the misfortunes of one's friends. ? The man who holds the ladder at - * 1 ? L 4. A tbe bottom 18 Olten ux mure ueueub wj the world than the one who climbs to the top. t For a lazy liver try Chamberlain's P Stomach and Liver Tablets. They invigorate the liver, aid the digestion regulate the bowels and prevent bilious attacks. For sale by The Kaufmann Drug Co. It takes a woman to cast sheep's - eyes at a man across the aisle in a car when she seems to be looking out of the window behiud her. If she could only get well again afterwards, the average woman would like to die every once in so often to see how nice a funeral she could have. When a woman goes to the races she can't help wondering why the men are so foolish as to bet before the horses are nearing home, so they ^ can see which one will win. i and deHcate -women, f and makes the system < sist Nature; do not take \S\\ wB&\\\\ , which act for a time, but VU^mV U a than before, IX* a gentle M|l|\ \1 LIVER PILLS ill ; IG PELLETS m'ij ? to restore perfect health, J/ fflfyjjgfj // the roees on the cheeks." jjj Jgg^jjij S BAZAAR. Generally it is the man who looks as if batter woulcTt melt in his mouth that is trying to squeeze some girl's hand under the table. ( The board of regents of the State Hospital for the Insane have decided to commence work at once on a new building for white women. The building will be called the Talley, for Dr. A N. Talley. The sooner a man understands after he gets married that his rela- i tionship to his house is the same as a cashiers to his business firm, the greater a success he will be as a good husband. A. R. Bass, of Morgantown, IndM had to get up ten or twelve times in '* ? ? *13 3 1 1 I tne Bigot, ana oaa a severe Dacaacne and pains in the kidneys. Was cured by Foley*8 Kidney Cure. The Kauf- v mann Drug Co. "Did my wife's singing disturb you last nightf asked the flat dweller of his neighbor. "Oh, was that your wife singing we heard last nightf "Wes thought she was having trouble with the cook." She?"A* well-known writer says, that in order to Bucceed a man must be ninety-five per cent, backbone." He?1 Ob, I don't know. A good many who have managed to arrive are ninety-five per cent cheek." When a girl is sitting in a ham- < mock on a dark night and a man starts toward her and then sits down somewhere else it makes her feel just the way a man feels when the horse he has bet on boltB right in the mid ( die of the race. ? Tfj ^xtmd Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use fgf :3 la time. Sold by druggists. Hi There is alive in France today a woman who has been asleep for the last twenty years. Recently an | abcess appeared on one arm, and this had to be lanced. Dr. Chaulieu performed the operation. The sleeper : seemed to feel the incision, and for the first time in twenty years was observed to move, making a slight twitch of the arm. No man or woman is the state will hesitate to speak well of Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets after once trying them. They always Droduce a pleasant movement of the i Z. A. A bowels, improve the appetite and t strengthen the digestion. For sale by The Kaufmann Drug Co. A Marburg physician asserts that he has cured 500 cases of rheumatism I with the aid of the little busy bee c behymned by Dr. Isaac Waits. It's ? a gradual process. Only a few need < sting the rheumatic patient at first, ^ then more and more bees?the num- c ber being increased until the desired f result is obtained. One of his t riafionfa a crrpofr. anflforer mac otnnn f M VMM WWMW4 M UO DUUU^ V 6952 times before the cure was effect- c ed. c Brutally Torturad. A case came to light that for per- , sistent and unmerciful torture has perhaps never been equaled. Joe c Golobick of Colusa, Calif, writes. For t 15 years I endured insufferable pain c from Rheumatism and nothing re- 8 lieved me though I tried everything known. I came across Electric Bitters and it's the greatest medicine on earth for that trouble. A few bottles of it completely relieved and cured ] me" Just as good for Liver and t Kidney troubles and geieral debility, t Only 50c. Satisfaction guaranteed ^ by The Kaughmann Drug Co. ] A Fish Esperimeat. Washington, July 9?The United States Fish commission is about to undertake an experiment, the outcome of which is fraught with commercial importance. It is proposed to introduce a large number of Pacific coast salmon into the waters of the Atlantic in an tffjrt to build up a 3almon industry on the Eastern coast to rival that of the Western coast. Experts of the commission are now sngaged in making an investigation of the waters inhabited by the Atlantic coast salmon to gather additional facts regarding its habits, food, growth and life. They will make a study of the coastal waters of the New England states. Some sight or ten years sgo the commission made a similar experiment, but it was a failure. About 5,000,000 fish were released and disappeared. Different methods are to be pursued this time and it is hoped that better results may be obtained. You Snow Wiat You Aro Taking When you take Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic because the formula is plainly printed on every bottle showing that it is simply Iron and Quinine in a tasteless form. No Cure, No Pay. 50c. Little Mountain Reunion. The annual reunion of tbe alumni and students of Newberry College for Newberry and Lexington counties will be held at Little Mountain on the 7th day of August. The opening address will be delivered by the Rev. B. 1). Wessinger. Address on educational topics will be delivered by Prof. S. J. Derrick, of Newberry College, Hon. E. H. A.ull; Prof. E. O. Counts of the Prosperity Graded school; Prof. E. B. Wallace, Superintendent of Education for Richland coontj; and Dr. George B. Cromer, President of Newberry College. No doubt tbe usual railroad rates and accommodation will be secured. Every effort will be made by the authorities to make this reunion one of the most successful ever held at Little Mountain. The cfScers having in charge the arrangements for this reunion are: Pres , W. A. Counts of Little Mountain; Sec., J. E. Boland rf Little Mountain. When Other Medicines Save Failed Take Foley's Kidney Cure. It has lured when everything else has disappointed. The Kaufmann Drug Co. The Printer Man. Whether it snows or whether it tfows the season comes and the season goef; the Crops get sick and the 'armers blue, the storkeepers' kick md the lawyers sue; the preachers preach and sinners siD, and cares beset the souls of men. But through it ill the printer prints, he saves and javes and stints and stint?; the wind nay wave, snd the floods may roll md droughts break through from )ole to pole, but the printer man he jrints and prints, saves and saves md stints and stints. Happy, happy printer mar; he does the very best le can?sticking type or twisting press, be trusts to luck and does his jest.?Ex. A Unique Summer Outing. Our Summer in a Barn, in the August Delineator relates the story i >f a unique and undoubtedly enjoyible outing during the warm days. Certainly, if the barn be located vithout city surroundings, be big, 500I and clean, and admit of comortable interior arrangement, as did his one, it is a pleasant place mwnicn iO pass away time. Such a summer mting is the happy mean between jamping out and country boarding, ind the experience of the author of he paper, Frederick J. Burnett, varrants that it possesses advantages >ver either. The illustrations show hat a lar*?e measure of comfort and o ;ozines8 can be introduced even into \ barn. Bronchitis for Twenty Years. Mrs. Minerva Smitb, of Danville, [11, writes: "I had bronchitis for wenty years and never got relief un,il I used Foley's Hooey and Tar vhich is a sure care. TceKaufmann Drug Co. AN OLD ADAGE SAYS?aflO. "A light parse is a heavy corse" Sickness makes a light parse. The LIVER is the seat of nine teiths of all disease. go to the root of the whole matter, thoroughly, quickly safely and restore the action of the LIVER to normal condition. ? - - * * m Give tone to the system ana soiid flesh to the body. Take No Substitute. ? Has No Bloodhounds. Governor Heyward has several times received requests for bloodhounds t.o be seDt to various places in the State to aid in running down criminals. As a matter of fact the State has no such hound?, nor has the penitentiary, and it is impossible for the Governor to accede to such requests. In ease he gets private parties to send their dogs be i has no funds to pay them and they will have to take the risk of the counties concerned to pay. Tbe law allows tbe County Commissioners to purchase such dogs whenever they deem it advisable.?Columbia Evening Record, July 10. Nighty Set in ITew York. New York, July 10.?The city is in the grasp cf another heat wave today. Five deaths and six prostrations were repoted before 10 o'clock this morning. To Cure a Cold in One Day Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. E. W. Grove's signature is on each box 25:. Discrediting an Astrologer. A certain king, says a tale from the T>?rvc?.-> r-. ooV/vrl o n oetml/iwr "TT nTC X Ci OiiliJ, au uoli w{-,v4, .. many years of life remain to me?" The wise man replied, "Tea." The king became very despondent and betook himself, as one stricken with a sickness, to his bed. His vizier, who possessed great wisdom, sent for the seer and in the king's presence asked him, "How many years you to Jive?" He repliedj^ "Twenty/^ The vizier orderyj th'^1 to^hsuhl that very hour be esecufe? tn the king's presence. The king was satisfied and_com*pended the Sagacity of his minister, and do longer attached any importance to the astrologer's sa Egrffa Md Fairi?a. A writer in the Chicago Tribune says: "My people came from the north of Ireland. My great grandfather always stuck his knife through the bottom of his eggshells .after he had eaten breakfast. My grandfather and father followed his example through force of habit, and now I Have contracted it. If you don't break tbe shells the fairies , can use them for boats and can cross bodies of water thus. In tlie north of Ireland there are good fairies and bad fairies. The bad fairies will play tricks on you if tliey can reach you. You can hamper their movements by breaking their boats." Mrs. Fred UnreLth, President Country CInb, Benton Harbor, Jlkli. "After my first baby was born I did not seem to regain my strength although the doctor gave me a tonic which he consid- t ered very superior, but instead ci getting I better 1 grew weaker every day. My husband insisted that I take Wine of Cardui for a week and see what it would do for me. I did take the medicine and was very grateful to find my strength and health slowly returning. In two weeks 1 was out of bed and in a month 1 was able to take | up my usual duties. I am very enthusiastic in its praise." ] Wine of Cardui reinforces the organs of generation for the ordeal of pregnancy and childbirth. It prevents miscarriage. No woman who takes Wine of Cardui need fear the coming of her * child. If Mrs. Unrath haa taken | Wine of Cardui before her baby came chp -a-onld not. have been weakened as she was. Her rapid recovery should I , commend this jrreat remedy to every I v expectant mother. Vv'ine of Cardui 9 regulates the menstrual flow. I [wiHEorCARDUlj ; 1 p??... ? ? . ? ,! I ! | Union Made Shoes. ; ij 1903. We extend to our Lexington friends a hearty welcome to inspect our line c* SHOSS They have never been equal for the price, On (remnant) lots prices greatly j reduced. Spring Stock will begin to come on February lath, CALL AND SEE US BEFORE BUYING. |E. P. & F. A. DAVIS,! 171U MAli\ i;UL.LJ115XA, 89. U. I February 19?ly. s A Specialty. j BLACK LANGSHAN iU^iLf h are the best all rcmnd Fowlso n the market. I have few very fine COCKERELS AND PULLETS for sale at low prices. They are from the purest and best known scram, and have been selected with the greatest care. For further particulars, address. G. M. Harmaii, Lexington, S. C. Sill Til imillil HIPiBLE MkS 1707 311IX ST., COLUMBIA, S. C. SMARBLE AND GRANITE Dealers South. "We use the best grade material in manufacturing t Monuments and Headstones and guarantee our work and fiinish to be the best. When you hear a man complaining that he can buy so much cheaper from some little fellow who is anxious to sell anything, you , can put it down that he will get cheap stock, cheap work, and of course a cheap job. c*n compete with any fair dealer jn thia country, but we cannot gay we will sell as cheap aa gome as we do not care Wfe IRON S WIRE FBKCIG, GRAll LOT OOPIl, 11, for sale. Write to us or see our me. p. fi, Edwards, Lexington, s. c. and we will eee that you are treated fair.] SOUTH CAROLINA MARBLE WOEES. September 11. 41?tf ITHE HOME BANK,! (jtf (INCORPORATED.) 7 WW \W LEXIMGTON? 3. C. m | DOES A GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS. | ffi CAPITAL, SttO, OOO. W i)K SAFETY DEPOSIT BOXES FOR RENT. INTEREST PAID ON SAY- hr) V/a INOS DEPOSITS. U{\ Mi FIRE PROOF SAFE AND VAULT. BURGLAR INSURANCE. YOUR (At ACCOUNT SOLICITED, yi F.W.OSWALD, GEO. BELL TIM MERMAN. ALFRED J. FOX. 0f\ Mi President. Vice President. Cashier. fA) $|K DIRECTORS: $f] W F. W. OSWALD. ALFRED J. FOX, J. E. KAUFMANS- m\ H0 GEO. BELL TIMMERMAN, E. V/. ROBERTSON, H. L. OSWALD. MK m March 18, 1903. 0m. 0. m. efird. f. e. dreheb. k0d(?l digests what you eat. > EFIRD S(t DREHER, K0D0LckansftS' Pur^ks, Strengthen? ... .v . and sweetens the stomach. Alt ?FOCI ? OA SjllAA} KODOL cures indigestion, dyspepsia, and LEXINGTON, C. H., S. C. a11 stomach and bowcl troubicsWILL PEACTICE IN ALL THE EODOL accelerates the action of the gasCourts. Business solicited. One 7 ; tric glands and gives tone to the nernber of the firm will always be at office, digestive organs. ^un?l7-Sm?' KODOL relievcs an overworked stomach of all nervous strain gives to ? the heart a full, free and untrammeled F ft \A3 Ann I ACQBBS action, nourishes the nervous system and hUWAKU L. AODILL. feecs .he brain. Attorney at Law, KODOL is <he wonderful remedy that ia d J making so many s:ck people well LEESYILLE, S. C. and weak people strong by giving to their n n bodies all of the nourishment that is conPractices in all the Courts. tlincd in ,he food they eat. Business solicited J Sept SO-6m. Bottles only, <1.00 Size holding 2rA tirr.es the trial . size, which sells for 50c. jSlOilG'E BBU1TS ,rwt< Ml' bT E'c' Bt*in 4 w" caiao?" for sale by all druggists MAIN ST., COLUMBIA, S. C., When writing: mention the Dispatch. fEWELER "d REPAIRER M_ j_ ETHEREnfiE. Has a splendid stocfc oi Jewelry, tt atcnes, """ - " "locks and Silverware. A. line line of SUKGEON DENTIST, Spectacles and Eyeglasses to fit every one, rrel7TT Tr c p ,11 for sale at lowest prices. ?jH?ibvl.L.L.b, b. C. pSf Bepairs on Watches first class Office next door below post office, luickly done and guaranteed, at moderate Always onhand. jrices. 50?tf February 12.