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t(/rw//wf/f the terror of strong mei /h //// ta^es i?y ?* awa' i IIISs/w^S /I ?Pen 40 any disease. As ril Wmrl ' "I strong purgatives and drugs If IijttBxg I j(I leave you in a worse conditio; which help the natural forc< \\\\^^\v\ feed the blood and paint B The Lexington Dispatch, j I a Wednesday, August 13,1S02. m General Mixture. f The way of the transgressor is often hard, yet he seldom complains of tender feet. There have been 225 cars of canteloupes shipped from lilackville, S. i C., this season. A man may be able to fool himself as to his importance, but it is difficult ^ to fool his neighbors. After a worthless old horse dies the owner begins to tell of the hundred L dollars he refused for him. k Hilton's Life for the L Liver and Kidneys tones i tip the stomach. S - Man attracts attention only at his birth, at his wedding and at his funeral. Three time and out, as it were. Time may be money; but the aver v, w age man would rather give you two 1 hours' talk than lend you a quarter. A whole tarnily of colored people at Society Hill, this State, were recently poisoned. Two have died and the others are not expected to live. ' The dispensary at Yorkville, S. C., against which there was such a strong fight made, has sold two car loads of liquor since it has been running. The best physic?Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets. Easy i to take. Pleasant in effect. For sale by J. E. Kaufmann. The woman who knows how to provide her husband with a good breakfast needn't worry about, providing intellectual companionship for him. " It is said that a full grown bee can draw twenty times its own weight. It can fly about five miles an hour, and it will seek its food at a distance of four miles. Short?uIf I had as much money as you have I wouldn't be so oiamea ^ stingy with it." Long?"My dear boy, that is the very reason you never 1 have it" Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy has a world wide reputation for its cures. It never iails and is pleasant and safe to take. ' t For sale by J. E. Kaufmann. 1 i A glass factory is to be established 1 in Charleston with a capital stock of ; I $250,000, Bays the Piedmont Head- < ' light. The factory will give employ- , xnent to about 800 persons. r: The city council of Orangeburg has offered a reward of $100 for the capture of the slayer of Isaac Smith, I the negro who was cut to death on I the streets there July 12. - ? . * -W A , ? Hilton's JLile tor the l Liver and Kidneys . overcomes constipa- i ' tion. | r Miss Henrietta Aiken Kelly, of ! Charleston, has been appointed special field agent in the silk culture in- , vestigation of the department of ag- ( riculture. ] "That new neighbor of ours must i be a very wasteful woman," he com- i mented. "Why?" she asked. "Be- i cause," he replied "she's throwing 1 that voice of her's ail about the neigh- \ borhood instead of saving it up for ] use as a saw file." i r * - - ; a and delicate women, y and makes the system YjNA tobsJ^uYV sist Nature; do not take \\\^^^\\\\ i, which act for a time, but y\\ v|m?\\\\ a than before. Use a gentle \\\\ I LIVER PILLS H i IC PELLETS ///IPjj is to restore perfect health, J / Jgfff//jl In the eastern section of the State the tobacco market is booming. The tobacco planter is getting better returns this year than since tobacco became a leading product in this State. In a public park at Calcutta are several birds of the adjutant species. They are the storks of the East Indies, and average about six feet in height. These birds parade in stately way, and at a distance look so much like soldiers that strangers often mistake iiiem for grenadiers. There are more sufferers from con stipation than from any other enemy of our race; there is a long train of annoying ills as a direct result and there is Dotting so effective in its treatment as Ramon's Liver Pills and Tonic Pellets. 25 cts., sample free. Ia the Philippines beef is 60 cents a pound, mutton 45, pork 60, veal 60, blue cod 55, salmon 60, halibut 60, pigeons $2 a piece, beef tongues $2 50, geese $3.50 a piece, wild ducks $1.75, and tame ducks $2 25 apiece. The meats are all Australian frozen. Batter is $1 a pound and milk is $4 50 a gallon. A petition is being circulated in the counties asking for a new county to be composed of that part of Edgefield between Steven creek and the Savannah river, on the south, and portions of Greenwood and Abbeville counties on the north, the new county is to be known as McCormick county, with the seat at McCormick. Henry L. Shattuck of Shellsburg, Iowa, was cured of a stomach trouble with which he had been afflicted for years, by four boxes of Chamberlains Stomach and Liver Tablets. He had previously tried many other remedies and a number of physicians without relief. For sale by J. E. Kaufmann. A courtship is like a cigar, the best part of it goes up in smoke and only the bitter end remains. Again, it is like a game of chess. It puts many a heart in pawn and a move of a bishop often ends in a mate. It gives opportunity for many a knightly moves and queens and kings some- 1 times take part in it. _ . . 1 Submarine divers nave not yet succeeded in reaching 200 feet below the surface with all the advantage of armor, air supply and weights to sink them. The effort has been made to reach a wreck in 250 feet of water. The accounts state that at 130 feet the diver began to experience serious trouble. At 200 feet, after suffering terribly, he lost consciousness. Let our lady friends read this expression of appreciation from Mrs. , Lula Frady, of Uree, N. C: "I am void of words to adequately express my appreciation of Ramon's Liver Pills and Tonic Pellets. I was a great suffer when I began the use of this Treatment. They have completely changed my life from one of suftering to healthful enjoyment." Only 25c. The art of making malleable glass, , which is Baid to have been well un- i derstood by the Egyptians, but which j has been for centuries lost, haB been rediscovered by an Indiana man. He is a lamp chimney maker, and has for years tried to devise a chimney ^ ihat would withstand excessive heat. | rhe new process, it is stated, renders possible the.&aklng of cooking vessels out o^glass. j He Worried the Guide. There is a practical joker in Chicago, who deserves to be classed with the ' Doctor" in Mark Twain's "Innocents Abroad." The "DoctorV conversation with the guide in relation to the mummy is hardly more amusing than this man's conversation with a guide in relation to Niagara falls. He recently maa ? his first trip to the falls and a guide he hired was trying to impress him with their magnitude. "Grand,"' suggested the guide. "Great!" acquiesced the Chicagoan stolidly. "Magnificent!" persisted the guide, disappointed at the lack of enthusiocm UULUt "Finer than the Bear Trap Dam in the Drainage canal," admitted the Chicagoan. The guide looked to see if he was joking; but there was never a smile. The Chicagoan seemed to be interested, but not at all impressed. . "Millions of gallons a minute," explained the guide. "How many in a da}f asked the Chicagoan. "0, billions and billions," said the guide. The Chicagoan looked across and down and up, as if gauging the flow, our? thprc turned awav disinterestedly. ~ ? J w "Runs all night, too, I suppose," he remarked nonchalantly. The guide was dazed and he had not recovered when the Chicagoan left. Great Men Who Danced, The ancients regarded dancing as a necessary accomplishment. Socrates learned the art in bis old age, while Plato in his "Commonwealth" advocated the establishment of dancing schools. The Romans celebrated their victories and pastoral festivals by elaborate dances. They excelled in pantomime dances, from which the ballet was evolved. The Emperor Domitian forbade the senators to dance and for so doing removed several members from the senate, j Grave statesmen and politicians of ; high degree have excelled in the oldest of the arts. A Fins Liver Cure.. Greenville, Tenn. I have thoroughly convinced myself that Dr. Baker's Blood and Liver Cure is the finest medicine made for Indigestion and Constipa' * / T t i-- _ a i. i m J lion. 11 nave irieu iiiew an; auu was cured by the use of this medicine, after all others had failed. I most cheerfully and unhesitatingly endorse it. Yours truly, H. N. Baker, Mayor. For sale at the Bazaar. Queer Inventions. Iu 1854 a patent was granted in France on a combination opera hat and bandbox, and during the same year a mouth glue was invented for artistic purposes, such as sticking on photographs, negatives and for use on envelopes and postage stamps. The ingredients of the gum were cow's heel for adhesiveness and ex v 1*1 I _!3 tract oi vanilla, oy wmcn to avoid offense to the taste. Information Wanted. Any person knowing of a father, son, husband, brother or friend that was killed or died while in the service of the Confederate States and whose name has not been placed on the Confederate Monument at this place, will please notify either of the undersigned at this place of the fact and steps will be taken to have said name or names placed upon the tablet reserved for said purpose. M. D. Harman. J. S. Derrick. Jas. E. Hendrix. Lexington, July 21, 1902. Zf the Baby is Cutting Teeth. Be sure and use that old and well tried remedy, Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children teething. It Boothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and is the best remedy for diarrhoea. Twenty-five cents a bottle. It is the best of all. / * j Nice, sweet toilet eoap, and the best cologne and finest extracts can be found at the Bazaar. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure Digests what you oat. \ THE ARIZONA KICKER. Some Warm Item* From a Decidedly Torrid Town. [Copyright. 1902, by C. E. Lewis.] Repairs to the Ilellso Opera House will begin next month. It is expected that at least a thousand bullets will be found in the walls and ceilings. Benches and chairs have been placed Jn our private editorial graveyard and the park thrown open to the public, and it makes a cool and quiet spot for -the weary to sit and meditate. Giveadam Gulch may be a little slow on colleges, churches and high teas, but a careful inspection of the inhabitants proves that we have not got a baldheaded or a bowlegged man among us. Jim Henderson, who passed the winter in a cave in the mountains and lived 011 avoit meat for lour months, is eating grass and chewing cactus roots to familiarize his stomach with the dainties of civilization. The people of Lone Jack were at considerable trouble last week to bring together two individuals named Taran TARANTULA JACK AND THUNDERBOLT SAM. tula Jack and Thunderbolt Sam, but the only result of the meeting was that the two men took a drink in company and talked over the old days when a holy terror didn't have to pay for his own whisky. The Lone Jackers were so indignant that they rose up in their wrath and drove them out of town. M. QUAD. Unpleasant For Both. An Irishman whose face was so plain that his friends used to tell him it was an offense to the landscape happened also to be as poor as he was homely. One day a neighbor met him and asked: "How are you, Pat?" "Mighty bad! Sure, 'tis starvation that's starin' me in the face." "Begorra," exclaimed his neighbor sympathetically, "it can't be pleasant ror eitner or yezr ?i^onaon uuuook. As He Called It. "But why," asked the man who always wants to know?"why do you call that little jump you make from a tower into the waier a 'leap for life?' They tell me it is not at all dangerous." "Well," rephed the "artist," "don't I make me livin' by it?"?Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. Undisputed Points. Attorney For the Defense?You are a blackguard and a bluff, sir! Attorney For the Prosecution?And you, sir, are a shyster and a rogue! The Court?Come, come, gentlemen, let us get down to the disputed points of this case.?Smart Set. Should Keep Out of the Draft. First South American?Ah, good afternoon, senor. Looks like a revolution. Second South American?Yes; I've been predicting one for several days. My rheumatism afways bothers me just before such changes.?Judge. Left Helpless. Mrs. Browu?So your girl has left you? What for, for mercy's sake? Mrs. Black?Absolutely for nothing. Mrs. Brc vn?Oh, that's it? 1 remember you told me she wouldn't leave you for anything.?Boston Transcript. Worse. "So Smith acted as judge"? "At a church raffle. Foolish man!" "No, no; not at a church raffle?at a baby show." "Idiot!"?Baltimore Herald. Fine Work. i Sport?Say, you can't fish there. You won't get a bite! Mulduckie?Whist, now, don't you know all the fishes will flock under here to get in out of the rain V?Chicago News. A Dlvinfon of Labor. Mike?How much farther does the soign say it is to Noo Yor-rk, Fatsy? Pat?Twinty moiles. Mike?Well, thot's only tin moiles piece.?Judge. ?. i i H i nMW / i &? ^ a ? iH 2 A g -P o O ? IfesHI o ? I Jj bmmbbsesJI & <g ^ j. ^ ^ UJ / \ | cw ? is5 warn ! I 1 S H" '/ o ? UJ #%pa JsH2H?I ^ 1-1 fLJaKS d S3 Ltsffl ^ UP^a^ ?||6 >. 11 J H S a > S I .2 ?E slii S ^0 ^ to rag- p |^UJj o'l ^ ^ ^ ^ ^j^ggg 5?-d? s CQ o Coleman-Wagener Hardware Co., (SUCCESSOR TO C. P. FOPPENHEIM.) 363 KING STREET, CHARLESTON, S. C. SHELF HARDWARE A SPECIALTY. A.GENTS FOR BUCKEYE MOWERS. BR1NLEY PLOWS, OLIVER CHILLED PLOWS. OFFICERS ar?npr,T. a wxciv.kvji PraeMent- apnpap v pott/wav vioo Proci^nr I. G. BALL, Secretory and Treasurer. CORRESPOWDENCE SOLICITED. JuDe 11, 1902. 3m. DIAL HARDWARE CO., Wholesale and Eetail Importers and Dealers in All Kinds of Hardware, Iron, Steel, Nails, PAINTS, OIL AND GLASS. We are Headquarters for BLACKSMITHS, AND HOUSE BUILDING MATERIALS POST OFFICE BLOCK, COLUMBIA, S. C. Beptemoer 30?ly. _ When writlnsr mention the Dispatch. When writ ne mention the Dispatch M Carolina Marble forks, 1707 MAIN ST., COLUMBIA, S. C. l! M A DDT F ftPAATTWtf g|giigiimituu u mil/ uiimiiiu H' dealers South. We use the best grade material in manufacturing ?e i Monuments and Headstones and guarantee our work and ijtJSBfe fiinish to be the best. When you hear a man complaining that he can buy so much cheaper from some ?? ^Mx^sswiumm fellow who is anxious to sell anything, you ^^f?Py can Pufc ^ down that he will get cheap stock, pH cheap work, and of course a cheap job. -1 "t!''. TS^$?FSfl can comPetG "with, any fair dealer T" in this country, but we cannot work. mnNtwntRPimr. ebhtmt rni'iffi bwi liu/ii d n iulujuiiliiiuo uiiiiiiiLui vuiuiu^iiyij for sale. Write to us or see our MR. P. B. EDWARDS, LEXINGTON, S. C. and we will see that you are treated fair. SOUTH CAROLINA MARBLE WORKS. September ii. 41?tf