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SHOULD GET ANOTHER SEAU tittle Probability That Hoosier Girl Will Ever Eradicate Stingy Streak From Present One. The stingiest young mas has been Jlscovered and he is a Hoosier too? ring in Terre Haute, says the In (Sanapolis News. He has long been termed a chair-warmer by the family af the girl whom he honors with his sampany, for he has never taken her da a'show?even a moving picture one. A*for candy and flowers, well he has aot sent or brought any of either. As he seemed to be really nice the *trf decided1 that perhaps he was green ?that he needed a little hint. So the sther night she decided to give him me.. After he had occupied about an door of her time .and also of her fa Mmt's-hp?t nnri plertric lieht. she said: JTifi so hungry for candy. Will jura go to the drug store with me so itiat I can get some?" Hp rc/se to show his willingness, and ahe girl was delighted, believing that er plan was going to work. But when he drug store was reached and the wody was bought, he displayed no In dntiot! of paying the bill. So, of sourse, she hed to do It herself. Furious at him and the whole world, Mi she carried the box home and put atOI In Its wrappings, on the piano lr ffte flving room. And all the rest ?f the evening she tortured him by Wktog of the joy she would have on tte morrow when she ate the candy. SEARDS AS BILL COLLECTORS Aether Gives Possible Reason Why Host Publishers Prefer the Clean shaven .Face Herbert Jenkins, the London pub who occasionally tosses off a himself, tells the story of how ane occasion when he was diuing an author and editor, the author ily called his attention to a man alone In a far corner of the jotaurant That man,** remarked the author, tm character. He has a publisher ftvoi whom he can never extract mbey. What do you think he did?" Mr. Jenkins shook a dubious head. -Be went to the publisher's office mM demanded payment. There was thing doing. Without ceremony he ?CKd the publisher by the beard and MMqnced his intention of hanging on (D he got a check. He got his Tt?at,n continued the author re Mvseles8ly, as he fixed a speculative vpon Mr. Jenkins' clean-shaven 4Mb, "Is why very few publishers wear lards.". Weeaa ana nay rever. lateresttng observations made by Dr. William Sheppegrell, president of ifte American Hay Fever Prevention association, are reported in a paper jafellshed by him. As a result of a j red-cutting campaign carried out in j Wrir Orleans in the spring of 1916 the i amber of hay fever cases was re- J iMtd to less than 50 per cent of the | antsI prevalence. The "cold storage" j treatment of the disease, in which ? practically all ventilation is excluded J la order to Insure the absence of at- j saosphertc pollen,- is said to afford only j transient relief, while the low tem- i puatuic Is likely to cause bronchitis, j The effects of an abundapt rain on hay JI flWer patients is beneficial because tbe j bob not only washes the pollen out of j the air, but also permanently removes j ft* toxic qualities, so that It is harm- I its when again blown into the jir j alter the rain is over. This has been j proved by laboratory experiments, in ! wfcicfc pollen, after submersion in wa- I er, was inhaled by hay fever subjects j without any apparent effect. ; ?rt\ Ogling Gift Horse*. j ^Sometimes it may pro.ve advanta- I swros to look a gift horse in the j aarth," remarked an Australian con- j temporary recently. It was referring ! ^a the proposed gift of six airships to I 'j^straiia ana reauy umnui umu^ ? dirigible in Its air-valve." These a\r8^lp? sre said to have been on pafcaif \[uty in the North sea; and Brit scolding to a cable message to ** comn^^ealth, has offered them Wi hangfttf aad *<lBlpmsnt to the *w?? domltik>m- Australia's minis ter fop defease), ^enator Pearce, has pfeMed the orohfwk before the'local board: for deda^**- ^ a. com proposition) sod*^ enterprising Anstnu^? company may v eIcome the itrtgiWcs, as a dfeffew^/e equip ment they art? J*&t regarded *yth over~ weft, favor. v \ Put PI Rather Neatly. He had been tramping for Jferar*, cad not once had he passed m jplace wbere he could: refresh himself. At tort, as the sun was sinking, ha ar rived at an old Inn* When the waiter teaught his order he- looked at It and tteo at the waiter, remarking: -Is this the best you can do in the wMj of a sausage?" "Why?Isn't it good?" "iSood!" repeated the hung"? tour ist. "Oh, yes, it looks good, but tht> muds don't suit me." rBhe- ends?" said, the perplexed after. "What's the matter with em?" "Not far enough apart," was tb? aply. The waiter took the hint.?London Tit-Bits. i 1 I i I As He Looked at It. The Optimist?"I tell you, there's! aa place like home." The Pessimist? J Tea* It's the one place in the world j m - - * - Ua nan hoi re 5 fellow reeis mm UO vuu wv . last as disagreeable as he wants to MARCH 9th TO BE I NATIONAL FISH DAY Washington, Mar. 3.?Secretary Alexander today urged all Ameri cans to eat fish for at least one meal ' on March 9, designated "National ^ Fish Day." ' The Secretary of Commerce in a * statement making the request, als'o asked fish dealers to give the. public ( opportunity to buy the best fish at reasonable prices and to arrange at tractive displays of seafoods in their places of business on that day. America has plenty of fish, the Secretary said, but its people are among, the smallest consumers of fish in the world. The people of Great Britain, he sjttd eat 65 pounds of fish a year per person, Sweden 52 pounds, Nor way v 44 pounds and Canada 30 pounds while the average American eats but 16 pounds of fish a year. Increased eating of fish as a meafts of cofiserving the national resources was urged by the Secre tary who said fish constitute the "one great resource that we have neglected." MBifgBBIiilMMitfiiflfHH jl I cmacLcicftonciacimcu JIJIJIJIJIJIJ l-J IJ M Ul IJIJD 5YKES NOW SETS END OF WORLD DEFINITELY FOR NEXT SATURDAY Denver, Mar. 3.?Joshua "Jeho-J /ah" Sykes, self-styled King of Heaven and Earth, who left here yesterday for San Francisco to be jin serving an eighteen months' sen ^nce for obstruction of the draft luring the war, returned to Denver ;oday. He had a new "vision," he ;aid, and left the train at Cheyenne. Sykes departed from Denver last rhursday to begin his sentence^ left he train at Cheyenne and returned saying he had been told in a vision hat the end of the world would :ome before March 4. He gathered lis followers together Saturday in .he "Temple of David" and held a ;ervice extending .until train time yesterday. Before departing on Sun lay Sykes announced that his vision. >f thfe end of the world had been re vised and that the end would not :ome before next Saturday. Women, other than relatives, are lot permitted to visit prisoners in , !ing Sing prison, New York. I !i We The store sal appeals to the These sale bi the printing a the logical at ments?that i to suspect ch presented by Our printing bills. It enal of success, everybody, fc Let Th waaa^BWffiBSfHM COTTON DEMONSTRATIONS 192<!> Clemson College, Mar. 3.?Accord ing to annual reports of county agents there were 448 demonstrators in cot ton in 1920 growing 9093 acres of cotton by improved methods under the supervision of county agents. The average yield per acre on these dem onstration acres was 1453 pounds of seed cotton. The estimated average yield per acre fo1* the entire state was 7:20 pounds of seed cotton. The in creased yield per acre on demonstra tions, therefore was 733 pounds per acre over ordinary methods, or twice as much. The profit resulting from the increased yield on the demonstra tions was $161,455. Tn o^rlifi am f/\ f Ua A A Q nm rtr.cfvo aii auuinun lu i/iic itu ucmiujaowi a - tors there were 822 co-operators planting cotton on an acreage of 14, 567 acres. The average yield per acre made by these co-operators was 1157 pounds of seed cotton, or 437 pounds greater than the estimated average.' Quite a good deal of work was done during the year under county agents in the planting of pure or selected seed and selecting seed for next years :rop. There were 557 demonstrators who planted pure or selected seed on ififfiiaifilliUilfilfilfiUERB lcome Ne e bill tells them the particulars of your : natural instinct of women to buy at b; lis should convey no intimation of ch nd paper. We do not suggest extravag titude to adopt in sending out printe subtle something in makeup that gives teapress or question veracity. Extra a poorly attired representative arouse ! provides the quality-factor in the appes bles jrou to present your sale offer wi Prices that we quote are uniform ? >r we use the F'RANKLIN PRINTING PRICE UST is Be YO UR Prim MANY BALES BEHIND Galveston, Mar. 3.?Cotton re ceipts at all United States ports are | more than a million bales behind fig I ures for the same period last sea son, according to figures issued to ! day by the Galveston cotton ex change and board of trade. Galveston is one of the ports to show an increase, the others being ' New Orleans, Houston and Port Ar thur. The total decrease from last season at all ports is set at 1,045, 910 bales. 63,331 acres; and there were 903 farmers who were induced to field se lect seed for next year's crop. There were 7,172 farmers -who were directly influenced to use better meth ods in growing cotton and 14,195 who were indirectly so influenced. Efforts to get farmers to grow but onp variety of cotton in a communi ty resulted in some progress in stand ardizing varieties jn various commu nities. Reports from 13 counties show success in establishing community va rieties and 14 counties named the Cleveland Big Boll as the predomi nant vj.riety. w ^ S w ws! coming sale, irgain prices. eapness ? in ancej merely d announcc i no occasion vacant offers suspicion. irance ol( sale ith assurance the same to t, Shop FOUR ARRESTED IN N. C. HAZING AFFAIR Durham, N. C., Mar. 3.?Investi gation of the hazing episode at Trinity College early Monday morn ing, has passed out of the realm of college authority ahd into the hands of the law. Four arrests have been made in connection with the affair and others are expected to follow. Prosecuting Attorney S. ' R. Stray horn said a thorough investigation would be made. Students already arrested include Jack McClure, charged with assault with a dealy weapon, 0. D. Sawyer, J. E. Harvey and L. D. McWhorter, charged with hazing. They were re leased on bonds furnished by mem bers of the college faculty. * The trouble is said to have started when a number of students attempt ed to haze McClure, who resented the attempt and during, the row stabbed E. C. Brooks, son of the state superintendent of public in struction. Rivets for structural iron work may not be heated by electricity. ( inr?!n!iiii?!iisiiugigiaiM 5I5JH9JBJBJSISI5J5EI5IBJ5J5J5J5JBI5JBISi5j