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Pro cresa. This life is full nf worthiness, Obscured by circumstance, Sut blossoming into glorious thing* Wheo once it gets a clianee. The pumpkin seems tx lowly frail; 'Tis neither fair nor sweet, liut when it is transformed to pic, in faith, it can't he hont! -Washington Star. Slio Kncir lier Usn. Tie-"Darling, which would you rath er have for a birthday prosont, a soal jikin cloak or an automobile?" Wife-"I'd rather have $10, dear;" Mew York Times. More Than Tim? lo Go. "My gracious !" exclaimed Mr. Stay late, "it's nearly 12 o'clock. It's time to RD." "Ol" said Miss Popprey, meaningly, "ll'u sundy lalor than thal."-Phila delphia Press. An Kacntnpta. Teacher-''Yes. 'revive' moans to 'conn* to.' Now make a sentence con tain in;; thal word." Hrighl Poy-"IC one apple costs three urn ls whal'll four apples revive?" Philadelphia Pros?. No atooiislliiio Madness. Tess-"Ile has proposed to Miss I'assay." Jess-"h'or goodness sake! Hilt per haps there is some excuse for him." Tess-"Not a bit of it. Ile did il in broad daylight."-Philadelphia Press. tit?f? ? un i" K at Hollie. Jasper-"I understood that you haO turned over a now leaf, and were even soiug to love your enemies, but it ?ceins to me that 3*ou love no one but yourself." Mrs. Jasper-"Well, I am my own worst enemy."-Life. A .TuTonllo l'liIlHntliroplst. .T like that boy of Sniggins's." "Isn't he a little obstinate? The day 1 called his mother had to threaten to ?pauk him before he would recito pieces for the ladles and gentlemen." "That isn't obstinacy. That's moral courage."-Washington S lar. A Fallit lc;.s l i j..ou. Teacher-""P?hut is meant hy 'me dium of:cseh'an?ycv' " v/mie~"Wati' . ;v:>; Teacher-"W)ir. ^S$r ... medium of exchange-what do you take, to the store with you when your mother ?ends you for groceriesV" Wilde-"The book." -- Buffalo Ks Hailed. "Colonel,*' asked the beautiful grass widow, "is your ideal tall or shortV" "How can you ask nie such a ques tion," he replied, looking around to ace that no witnesses were present, "when you are only me dium ?" Then she called him a ''nungilty b:>y" and pretended that she believed iwr was a Hat lerer. Ano Mi or Disputed Clim t. "Well," said Hie ttrst bicyclist, "we I .ught to he right in the middle,of Bigg ville according to the map. yet. as you may seo for yourself, we are ona mud road some miles from anywhere." "I can't understand it," said the sec ond bicyclist, "unless the map was made by some of those na ?al experts." -Ballimore American. Ambiguous. Miss Budd-"Yes, sin; did say some thing about, you, but I don't know .whether it was meant to he compli mentary or not." Mr. Hallow-"O! I'll warrant I im pressed lier." Miss Budd-"I don't know; at any Tale xho commented on your 'blooming cheek.' "-Philadelphia Press. Silently Mixed. Marjorie--"Yes, Carrie is engaged to a physicist.'* Grandmother, (slightly deaf)-"And what is thu J?" Marjorie-"Why, don't you know Si? teaches physics--Ibe law of forces." Grandmother - "Physics horses? Well. I don't think much of that for a profession."-New York Times. Tmitij. Troubles. "What's the ma ll er here?" said the officer, coining Initi Hu* restaurant. "Why, bo.iH. ih*::i man said I could ?al one of his dinners without auy trouble." Bald thu tramp. "Well?" "Well, I ato one. and I've got ro money lo pay for lt, and now lt seems .there's all sorts of trouble."-Yonkers .Statesman. Doing Jliit Uost. "What a nice, sensible hal!" ex claimed lie. "I don't quite see why you speak of Jt in thal manlier," she answered. "I was simply doing my best lo catch the proper phrase. 1 haye ob served that when ever any garment thal makes a woman less attractive comes into vogue it ts Invariably re ferred to as 'Ken?ihie.' "-Wuahiujilou ?Star. A Doctor's Testimonial. Dr. G. I. H. Caw thon, of A n (labium, Alu. writes: "Tcttorino IR superior to any rained? known to mn for Eczema und stubborn ukin diseases." fiOi. ii box by mail from J. T. Sbup trino. Savannah, Ga., if your druggist don', keop it. An ordinary piano contains a mile o? wire string. Bast For tba Bowels. No matter what aila yon, csadaohs to % cancer, yon will nOTor gat woll until your towels aro put right. CASOARSTS help natura, caro you without a grip*) or pain, produos easy natural movement?, cost you just li cents to ?tart getting your healthbaok. OAS CAR?TB Gandy Cathartic, the genuine, pat ap in metal boxes, every tablet has C. G. C. stamped sn it. ?>d*v?r?J o' i mi In lio us. With the aid of a microphone you can hear a Hy walk". FITS permanently cured. No flt? or nervous - ness aft ir first day's nert of Dr. Kline's Great Nervo Restorer. $2 trial bottle and treatise free Dr. lt. H. KfcntK, Ltd.. 5;U Arch St., Phila. Pa. The first American telescope was put in position at Yale Collen? in IMO. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children teething, soften the gums, reduces inflamma tion, allays pain, euron wind colic. 25oabotiie. South Wales raises more coal than any other part of (.?reat Britain. " Piso's Cure for Comminution ?H un infallible medicine for coughs and colds. - -N*. W. S A ?I U K [,, Ocean Grove, N. ,T" Keb. 17, 11100. A Peremptory Sermon. A bootmaker living at East Dean, a village in Sussex, Eng., about Iwo miles distant from Goodwood Park, has adopt ed a very summary method willi regard to customers who takes long credit. In thc window of his cabin hangs the fol lowing memorandum: "Now J. Johnson, don't you think ii time that you pay thc - bob for repairing your hoots? It is if? weeks ago that he asked G. rurner to do thc work. He could not go to work for his pore feet. Ile has not gone yet." Noll-"I hear Maude has broken off lier engagoment." Helle--"Yes; she said he was a Jonah, so she threw him overboard." WINC CARTRIDGES IN > from .22 to .50 loaded with cith / always give entire satisfaction, modern manner, by exact machi THEY SHOOT WHERE YOU HOL TARTL Thousands of children :i Worms. Symptoms are seid? JJ child's temperament ami upon the va ^ tines. I ose no time! Adopt tho safe I DR. BOYKILN'S ^ * A SURE, SPEEDY AND SAFE DE w IN USE OVER 30 YEARS- AC( u? 25c- BEST VERMIFUGE KN* ^ ?4***3*49*** ************ MO-H--M-j -? /Couched "I had a most stt'born cough for many years. It leprived me of sleep and I grew^ry thin. 1 then tried Ayer's Chery Pectoral, and was quickly cur' il R. N. Mann, Fall lilis, Tenn. Sixty years : cures and such testin.? 'as the above, have tauy, s what Ayer's Cherry Pectoral will do. We know it's he great est cough reme-.y ever made. And you will say so, too, after ye:, try it. There's curein v ydrop. ' -ce eh-ei : 25c, SOc, JV ' trnulii?. OiiQiujt your iIocfi>r. I then (In an ho says. If tu take it. thou tlou't tai I.oavi! ll with him. \V J .7a Uko lt. ? you uot flo k:u.'W?. ..mc V. AYKH (.(i.Jt'??T?'ll. Miss. S CAPUC ri; ur Nervous llondueb nnrl HICK HEA.DAC! 1? I ??ly ti H rm lean. Ko -iE ?g : iturnlgln, pl It is atiso- *gC c*T?ct on thu Si M . -.?... .... ..- - - - g; heart. For pal? nt nil D?"K Store.?. >? * ik S< St>?, ?< ix 3? s y? v? R Vt>? ?c^i?? Vi RH SK WE PAY R. R. FAKE AND v KDKR $5,000 l>t poeJt. Gunrunio? ?fy soo i it KI: snioi.AitsM VOST. Writ? Ootuk I51J S IN KS.S (Ol.l.Ll.l HOAKI) AT l. - A I.A. ?<ON, <JA. (Soll! .llcitnl nt I.uilu . iMiMilinn. McILHENNY'S VABASCO So. ??. Louisville, Ky7 br ?24<L. hy all drut^?ats. ALL CALIBERS ter Black or Smokeless Powder They arc made and loadci in a nery operated by skilled experts. ,D ? ALWAYS ASK FOR THEM re beinif gnawed to distraction by nu reliable. They depend upon the ricty of worms present iu the intes uud sure course by using tVORM KILLER. STROYER OF THESE MONSTER!? DEPT NONE BUT DR. BOYKIN'? . OWN SOLD EVERYWHERE. ?V5 > S**94*4*434*:l*3f - J.pather-Covoreo: Mantel*. Thc very newest idea in leather decoration is au entire mantel in a rich Binnie ot Breon, which was ar ranged for a Long Island woruau who waa dissatisfied with tho ugly mantel In the dining room of her country horne and wa? advised to try the ef fect of hiding the disfiguring projec tion with leather. The result was a complete success aud several ol' her friends have followed her example to the extent of having leather mantel drapery, if not. entirely incasing the chimney corner. For an Indian room or a den a hanging of leather in a rich vermilion tone, with au Indian's head skillfully etched on it, lends a decid edly bright hit or color.- Detroit Freo Press. The. stranded Thespian who walks the railroad track realizes ?hat the rene for fame often results in a tie. Must ot us attribute the success o others tu luck We refund JOc, tor ev?ry pacVza^o ol' Tm sxn FAHEI-CSS DYK thal teils to t,ive mtisfac tion. Monro? I?rive Co.. l?nionvUlc, Mo. 'fhe averact: pi ri i? capricious. She will tell ? follow lie is I'.to light > t* Uer lite and then turn him down. '['herc is moro Catarrh in this Ht '.-lion of ths country than all othf.r ?HSCUKCS put together. ?ind imiil the lay.' few y? ?;>.- wu s supposeil to 00 'neur;dde. For n great tunny year* doeior-t oronoiiiteed it a 'oral <li.-<rse lind pvMcrriwd local remedies. ?nd hy coustantlv failing to enre with local treatment, pronounced it in curable. Science liiw proven cu tandi io he a cnniditHiioiial disenso an?! therefore requires con?ititntiotinl treatment. Hall'? Catarrh Cure, manu fn ctn veil hy V. J. cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is tho indy constitutional cure on tho market. It is taken internally in doses from ?0 drops to a teaspoonful, lt acts directly on tlic blood and mucous surfaces ot' thc system. They ofl'er one hundred ?lollara for any cuan it fail? to erne. Send for circulara und testi monial. Address F.J. Cu KN KY ?fc Co.,Toledo, O. Sold hy .OriiKtnsts, 75e. Hull's Fiimily Pills are. tho best. The British hool, and shoe trade is largely dependent upon American ma chinery. piensa, rvtly* s Ber\eficiaJly; ly as Lax aviver. tppcals to thc cultured and the I to thc healthy, because its corn simple and wholesome and b? ait disturbing the natural func lly free from every objectionable )r substance. In the process of turing figs are used, as they a-c to the taste, but the medicinal of S vi up of Figs are obtained excellent combination of plants o be medicinally laxative and to beneficially. t its beneficial effects-buy the -manufactured hy the ?. Cal. rtew York.N.Y. tc.fifty cents per bottle. Vor More Thnu i? QnnrMt1 of it fmittttr?r DoiiKliu $:*.<\i mid $r..u> simes tur ?lyle, ?onifi-il ?uitt uv tn ikr* ima ?ii liteau im. i s. 'Hit' i \? l-l..-:u r.*i'iuatiuu nluur. W. !.. Iht.lKlab hliiHfi lui-:.' lui-ivf ln-lu r i>.iti?i " %r, u> SIKH'.H ln.'1-a..su hu? i?-i>uiali?m lin thc l?si M ; maintained. .Vit/</ by IS! ihmffiM Storr* in Awi rt'.-.i.-i ?-?'ir: ml ? uearer at our prv?i; and bat ?live Ural- t i i'd r^tr/it/ r, Tin- Klanitanl In.?? nlwijri IH'IMI plftwl se liin'i in Hie W. I.. U'Ul Mlns >? 01 avl -?.l.M simes. Ur.ii ! more fr).?! wul $a..<i siico* limn any nilli r iv.*? inniw. \V. i^. I>?ittxlns r-et.oo nn?1 ra:i.,v li ?? . loathers UM.UI In ??.Ol)nnil ?;;.?<? <-l. Insist upon having AY. t.. I>?io . '. on bottom. SlicCK frill niivivlir-v un li. rnrrlam*. Taki" iiK*aiuin*iii?*i'tiiof i?n?t ?<s ??li .?... wliitli mtiMlv Worn: ptain .ir rapto*; heavy, muli CATA LOO PICKE. W. L. DOUGLAS. PRICE. 25c, wa Tin: fertilizer ap plied, must furnish enough Potash, or tho hind will lose its pro ducing power. Rrail rjtrcfilffy our liookt ott tio|>?>-sent /rte. LUMAN KAM WONKS, t Ka**au St., Nc* York. IV >l I ' in Shorthand, L/IV! tl Bi.okkiM-j?i?s 1*01111111 ll Nil I p. Study ^"'"Vmr ?j R ~~ T - J lunts ?mil |fj U other brui.elios. Thon-otniU ur? mri nm . u w (tiling tl?U otiweit;!ul!y. \\ tito for pirticiilnrs atntlcv. Drake-Bridge School, Room 550 MU Kif th A veone. Kew York ?Hy. and Kimi ! pltton? In the f pu ri tut lot. ry.t n .U i>, oi . . ii iifllfc wor n't ut UK tlii ?, . ?all Inf rm. 4 Ol.I .Tl (tl \ tnt a? JW .-t.: denta in nnter :iao to accept unod ul i mm r Wit wail t"jf*it ons aro H-v ir .': .<? lt. H. !life "STiT? i -i i .t. *uitl< n. hoard . I.cit. tier, but ivrlio at uneo . i N s's?: rbiiii ter; s<:. c ?i t. ? yt t* BA. ?. c. ?How to Get 'Rich A book m' I' i't aires written hy a IKWIUONK ol'ft* year* experience, who has IIKV.II rori at.tl ronie lu contact with nio.-i ni the rich of the country. iv.i <. reilly tor Im.vs ami <? un:.- ..et. ihotisnntls of oilier :ii?;n rea? Vdt: lieeetue suee:-s..'(il l>;, I ol low Ititi tl) reel .M.iilt-.l on rrceiul of price il.io rash ur ri onter. AircttlK sctlltiu them inst. S. < ill. St ?I fl lr. I. fe?. 1-, ?it lins, ATI AN IM tuan mu?a mon .-.mn: i it. toni, nmey I i.V. THE SWIFT CREEK DAIRY AND ? X SfoCK FAKrtl V\A ' I "'"' 'f^' HKM'.' !' . ? LjUWt Mift'/'/ ""'.r..f It-K?-I.*r.-<1 v. . <; r^- ftp AX? 1U..I'- uw. a I fr?.ni . JK prent Slllk nn.l ?intel i.H*k i** ?T-**-?***^-. !l>" I ii|t to.ilaie; iii.iie l.e'ier n.~ilie SV-.:iih. Tl? . liiotxl .?. I lie f .nunn st ?!.>. r..?'. S\ 1 aiul'i.t alni Cooma**!" I) en.le.l. I'.lill lol I'ntu* Pitts a: way i> ?n hui?.:. T.lMlntNwe.i, l'ait:. I...M.. N.C. Buy Jones Scales Send a postal for Bargain Catalogue. JONKB nt: r.ws Till. PKKiuirr. Dox N. V., BUiOIIAMTCjf, a. Y. WOMEN ! SUFFERERS ! Write to Cay. r'orON ITXTANII .V HALF "rK OA Y you i nr.. y unutir. :.t IliHni*. ul leu.--, rhoe?, IHew.ttioii, I'lsrlaefitient, Tunton', ami ?il li'iufcto wri k rsum. AililrrrN ur Ul t S upi. Iv Olilrr Dtf low. I'arttetilitr* irw* forMMinixst envelope. Ut..vn Kit|.|>ly (ini.-e. ?{iiuUntiMvii, N. C. M KA. I. Ai: ll A M. JUSriCt', MK . .Hore l.n.lie-. ueeileil in imniivnnl tnrrltery to ina : ire otH.-IU ut lt ??on?, l-i.nnl |ill.v. >PD4 ntmni<Pil H-1 el.i|i? lu KTOVA UO., Main Ollle*9, South Ui'U.l. InA. . -fiirf*^ W. (!. lill I.M KS IO.|>.?.T...I "^-^^Si^f-- Form le vol "Kel I p...'." e^JfT--, P.e.i u-.t ...lute lev i i.i#. I'rle *4.*?fl uit.h ro.l. W. I.? tut ile-eei;.live.ular li S.ifth Korayth Si., Atlanta, I la. DROPSY .StW !/i?..cVlii:Y; ?:.?. .liltoll rnin l iiiii ouri.. w.*/?t ri.r.K. HOON ot W-tllllOtl?h ami I tl lilt VD1 trw..; ni ?nt Free. Dr. B. H. UKEEN T HONF loi S. A'.l.u'.. #?. UUKtS WHtKt All tlbt IAILS I liest t'onith Syrup. Tauten Ooml. ti In Hum. Sold hy druiIKlM?. .t ve. i.. UM r.timt:.: ar . ??.?!.! I. ii lie?? ? ?I;.1.1 Iii.ri ... lita! t>~ ?; ii i n rt //ev/ j act orv to fj mel .1 i .- >.tMkt>t .. 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