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r Intended for Humor. Good M RestTommy?Let up kids. Don't ment t'row any more snowballs at de couple in aat redsleiah, From Yc Jimmy?Why not ? j Tommy?'Cause it's wasf> of ui?he snow. Dat pair are making love 8preatj ^ an' dey wouldn't feel cannon teut; balls."?Denver Post. dred and The Professor's Wife?Bobby ter pled has been very naughty, my dear, reading ?iivi j uu must wniji nun in once. ui? even The Professor (wearily)?Must gau wit] it be done ? Matthew "Yes, I gave him hie choice? through getting whipped or going to hear is a most your lecture."?New York Her might be aid, Yorkvilli "What's the matter ?" Uie sta,e f'Dead broke " *,e ar^u "Cheer up ! The future may m^vemei have much in store for you." oearcn "Yes, but what good doestbat j.10m do if I can't get any credit at the 1 e' an< store?"?Cleveland Leader. lesti v o. erally lit Wigg?Why do you say so is deciiu positively that a man can't do w|se> ju wrong in marrying a widow ! ao uot ^ Wagg?Why, it's plain enough tui aboul that it a man marries a widow,! been di he don't marry amiss."?Boston cliangeal Transcript. out 80 m Customer?What! Fifty cents cline at I for that chicken? Don't you always I take anything oil ? and ther Butcher?No, sir; no sir; not the same even a leg I am willing you been ant should have it all. tudes wl "Then Mr. Richey didn't real- wh0 w''* ly give according to his means ?" ^ie ^'^1 said the minister's wife. wisdo If - i - - ''m lil"? replied me minister, 41 merely according to his mean tound e' ness."?Philadelphia Press. is not re *? ti * ? be, there , Mrs. Handout?Have vou no , .... , . losers on desire for better things ? ,, . those wl Tramp?Cerlain ! 1 wish you'd . .1 ii, i i j . privilege take back dis hash and gimme broiled chicken!?Judge. iiov , ? , . . , To eoj "How can we keep our brides write* Jot Irom becoming disillusionized?" i, "I don't know. Drowning r?s?iu."o . indolent al them before they get their eyes hite* and ^ opened ^is the only thing I can nro9' aml suggest. Louisville Courier Journal. NeSro' for Magnate?I think you said, llastus, that you had a brother in the mining business in the West? Midwt *'Yeh, boss, that's right." gi*o, ns ' What kind of mining?gold lynched mining, silver mining, copper with bul raining ?" izens. W "No, sah; kalsomining."? tered tIn JMaverick. King, at Kector?We have poor congre- w'n^ow* ^dsistdnt gations in summer, don't we, dear? P"rsl Rector1* Wife?I should say so! caPture( There isn't a decent trimmed hat |)e'?.re |y 1(1011 in the church before the 1st of ma(je f October.?New York Times. 1 nchinf Jones?My wife is very shortsighted, you know, and has been Mr v ^ so since her girlhood. of?bepooi Smith?(alter taking a look thev^act'fJ at Jones)?Oh, then, that ex- make one i ' ' ' live. Ou plains?er?I mean ? it's of no conetipatio Fnnderbat consequence. Authoress (toiler husband)? "The Just think, Albert, our Flocki, good dej the miserable dog has chewed up "How the whole manuscript of my new ??>Vhv poem ! Husband?How wag that ?? serin Did you read it to him ??Wien- to 1 ^ ^ er Salonwitzbiatt. Plain D< I did not make a new resolve When the old year did Hit -o; ^[one t! I took the one I made last year, by a And wrote beneath it : "Ditto." Yonkera Statesman. Keoommen THE LANCAS* Work of the Sons of mi -1 neir j&ncourage- 0 of Bible Reading. >rkville Enquirer, jancaster Tabernacle of ble Sons of Rest" has s good work to the ext it now has one hun1 fifty citizens of Lanca9 tged to simultaneous of a chapter in the Bir Sunday. The class beti the first chapter of r and proposes to go on the New Testament. It capital movement, and > emulated with profit in e as well as throughout . Captain White's favorment in behalf of the nt is this quotation: vn tKo C ? - ? j/ v? viiu l^mics i or in think, ye have eternal 1 they are they which f me." It is pretty gen?ld that Bible reading ling rather than otlierst how true that is, we now; but we are doubtt it. The Bible has nut e unchanged and unile book of books throughany ages to go into dethis late day. There has )een many to ignore it, e will always be; but at i time there have always 1 always will be multiio have recognized and continue to recognize e as the source ofworldm and spiritual comlort of which is not to be sewhere That the Bible ad as much asjt should I > is no question ; nut the i that account are only in biipIi o - f . It fiiciu >. v to C'lirfl Chilblain*. r?y freedom from childblains, ' in Kemp; Eest Otistield, Me., Bncklen's Arnicft Salve, Have t for wait rheum with excellent uaranteed to cure fever sores. Cera, piles, burns, wounds, frost skin diseases. 25c at Crawford Funderburk Pharmacy. Lynched in Alabama the Usual Crime. iy, Ala., Jan. 5.?A neune yet unknown, wa<< and his body riddled lets by a party of cit "ednesday night he en e room of Miss Morrell Midway, through tlie Her screams brought je and soon a posse was lit. The fugitive was 1 yesterday and taken is victim, who positive titied him. The negro ull confe?Hion anu the s followed. | ThflttlKhtlfamn, ^ ^ ust Hherpe. the popular overseer , at Fort Madison,la. says. ' Dr. v Life Pills are rightly' named; ore agreeably, do more good and _ eel better than any other laxn- Brother 0 a ran teed to care biliousness and A a 25c at Crawford Bros, and " k Pharmacy. ,, ? Anderson liev. Mr. Sixthly has a 'es,on 1 ?8t: *1 of nerve." elder broth 80?? M. F. Ansel he bought a barrel of Palilalia th ions and had them charg- ?",,e88 se< he church."?Cleveland was a ealer iment, 58 v< wile and fiv tie ooniplexion, cleanse the liver When tho cohl he statem. You can beat do this skin a box of sn > or two of DeWitl's Little Early fort In bnyinj nfe, reliable little pills with a on the box to a\ The pills that everyone knows, sure ynn get th ided b) Crawford Bros. Hazel Halve, fr rER NEWS. JANUARY fl rVotrvwil ?. iPtc^nmul Q^VKlCTir 1104.BVTHE BWSTIR Why does one That is simple: treat neonle ricr J. ? goods for the n we sell are goo Whatever pric may depend uj something goo< to wear poor < sell them. If a our reputation will hurt your 4- K i 1 ^ 4-V minis. auuui LI of you? Laiitasin if Governor-elect \ Big L nsel Dead. special in the Char- ^ia John J. Ansel, an COnsta er ot Governor elect I, died at his home at ('ur'u* is atternoon alter an ",au 1 ratal weeks. clUftlltj veteran of Orr's recr-1 f*ie tis sars old anil leaves a ^ e children. none i - ? - Decen l wind* dry and crack the ionH r, lye can nave much dinconi? naive look for the name COUStfl roi<l any imitation*!, and he \V e original DeWitt'a Witch . told by Crawford IlroH. in 8tO! % I, 1907. RESOLVED THAT IT BEATS THI ?WHATVE CAM DoW\ ? ) fAONEY BY GOOD JUD )/l / M AHA/"r MrulT / Hnu riMnrmrtl'icn i, / To THE RIGHT PLACi ' lTe?ATS BROWMCo. CHICAGO. place become the rig Because at that p ht. How? by giv loney they get. T1 d, better best?ne\ e we may charge >on it that you will a i. You can no m :lothes than we can ve sell poor clothes i ; if you wear poor reputation. Did le value of what oth< Respectfully, Moh an 11 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmu ,iquor Seizures in Char- 01 leston last Month. to rleston I'ost: The state 1^ i w blea at Charleston confis- m more liquors and winea i)r : December, just gone, th i8ual, a seemingly larger Lty being in the hands of ^ ere. VG 3tal of 456 gallons of alco'efreshments was found in All iber. Last year 290 gal- j dl into the hands of the kblea. ar here we found ten gallons 1" ring places last year," said w< I I I eband TH OUR. GHENT IF WE GO E. WHERE D To~-fo^(h 3 ~7HEGAfQ >dit place? )lace they ing good he goods 'er trash, you, you t least get ore afford afford to t will hurt clothes it you ever ers think * i i I a 11a 11 \J VVI I lief District Constable Holmes day, "we got forty or fifty gains this year. There #was a uch larger quantity of liquor ought into the city this year an usual." Not only were the captures r December larger, but for the ar of 1906 a total of 3.800 gains of whiskey, wine, brandy d so on, were seized, besides most 24,000 bottles of beer, id some 4,000 gallons in kegs, i 1905, 2,400 gallons of liquor are seized.