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MAI. 'I 4,, .~~~~~ . , e- Api 2 gotre Ari 2, 903atPikeu,. .4As e1cwoad eaeat undetr sot of 0op6 o ad 8 89 - 4 Of~~ -Mra S um4 IAoti nto itfl o-uipit. 1 A Madisou avenue pastor who likes 40 be Arst In the eyed, ears and hearts of his congregatio4 had decasion to discuss. seriously with his curate -one of that young man's "habit4." "There have beer- qomplaints." said te pastor severely. "that you talk too tauch. Not gossip, understand--oh. no, apthing of that nort-but certain pa rlshioaers-have Sound you loquacious .V. long winded. Oiue might say. At ,a IL christening, at a wedding; at a funeral A* at -any- little meeting over which you may be called to preside you talk unuch-more thau is necessary. That snay in. time become asserious fault. Thero ae certain prescribed forms for those. ecauions, you know. *Now, if y Ipu would only keep Your discourse do'wn to the proper ien " T4e curate braced him f ' fight. -" could keep myself 'dwn"' he i - tirupted. "if I was alMded 'lo talk a little sme place' else. The trouble is V n' inj with 4 ce in amount of t e 'got to go rid, of. If I w aiod ro s preach relar ser w"a e. in awhile &tnI ' eve' tstra:n,but as I am denied that out have to seize a&4,1 those 'otber op ilUes and. .deliv iittie' sermons en. The only way 0iBtda ' anjybody else from -talking too much 'he shouldn't talk t6 to let. im A It tVear peea" said the 'pastor mildly. The next Sunday evening the curate foccupied the pulpit.-New York Sun. Olsieeation. uaperintendent in the elementary hools of )Nest York efty was making d s dread rounds among the teachers of a girls school. Ile suddenly opened Otpe door of one clasq room and asked 9tm teacher in vharge: "What are ott- dotag in nature She-biurrIed out -of, the room and etched out a basket of bones. "We are taking ep the vertebrates," ."Very good. indee&" said the superin 'tendent, and he hurried out pleased 1-with this evidence 44-tndoetry and in .tafrest, in school wvort. Halt' en- hour later h appeoqed in a Aftboting r'md taking A. couq - W4enslve glanoe. Xemarked. "What "afte you done In Van'* study?"e r4etched out a& basket of bones.' "t seme to we tbat I have seen'thsa Wasket of bones %a another room be d'e" ventured the euperintendent. BSir," she indignadtly zepiid, "these Ad*my own bonea!"-Msw York Times. Nantee of Da". The poeltIon taken b the dancers *ive the name to the "quadrille" eg lsb for "a little a uare" in Matter f thA .no reeroce o esp oits eb oer ib read y orupted Ito "countri dance." The I olka" is a Polish dace, the name ag derived from the Bohemis49 word b a meaning halt, an4 refer, to atj step; which ocers- in 'this a r-i The "walts" is Gernasn tb ten meaning .to revolve-the t \a.t' motion of the couples easily eg Ming the 094noctt~n.' to "elI egenivei'tbvio %. "Jij" is of re the T'rench gigue-War r's~ Weekly. 4 Inse4AIdt,~ '~number of batebe'I rere coee4 tbm on what they7 had found in the~ mebth of animgls'thek had kiede fter narrating severai stories which is' . lde only be :hoeoped by the credu. 'us an old farmer sitting~ by declared hat he had 'bos44 hing to beat anything Sdt at had yet ' " e9d. The company 4t kod for it. ",WqiI" git e fstmer, hbada cowo oeand .-utInto the yard with a lantern to t her, d lftth lantern in the yar and asth lantern in her stomach and the II t tl burning." t An intelligent .Servant. The Mistress-Who hung the ther. n omueter to the oaIUng? The Servant K, mn'ann, You *,re complaining be e(Ause it waM so lew!--Translated For Traynsatlanitie Tales From II Motto A etOn of Clss, "They are ntantly catching more rafters," said bopeful citizen. "Not reguler' I " answered Mr.. :) ustin - Stax- "*es who get cuh -are only amateuem Wasington Str One cannot be ~4have Ime. ~ 4'mmcih P'roverb. A Bold Step, To overcome the well-rounded ash reasonable objections of tho more inteli ligent to the use of sefret, medicinal or" - pounds, Dr. R. V. Pierce of Buffalo, N. Y., some time ago, decided to maake,'* bald departure from the usual .course presued by the makers of put-up mdicinos for do. moste ,usp, and so has pblished broad. cast and openly to the whoe w4rld, a full and com]a 0t of all the ingredlentA eriterinit h composition of his widely tolebrated medicines. Thus ho hs taken his pumerous patrons and patie)its into Iis full coufidence. Thus too ho has re" moved his -medicines~ from amo~g seerd nost.ums of doubtful piorits -, Ulda . thopf Rtemedies of r FPnm= i fythis bold step Dr. Pl~rce h0iciholih t his formulas are of Och ecelldnco that he Is not afraid to subject them to rm weI 0 Sl Der.i 6tce~o U.it stand mediclIIw A boot b o ~ e of thug a o the n sr t t a I to Ofa to v Vras "v6b by the Indiana toW smia a I ient Mectin their bauaws. In fact, one of the moot valuable medicinal plants enterint Into L.he composition of Dr. PIe ' orite Pre w~ow'..dk"own to , nans as neua-wed."Our knowledge of the as"s 4 not afew of Our m~ost valuable native. tpor n a was cined from the IndianS As mode ubab rm ed and xact pr tvec ,n evilut uPreslo U to a uote etent remd fr =tu a g th woft pr assu anteverion. sut etorveAr ealh Soldb all delrs anae - -,e A Wdep's Mistake. Itis generally supposed that Instinet ;uorringiy teaches birds and insects he best way in which to buid their uiues or nests and also to provide for .hiar offspring. The following Inci lent will show that instinct Is not al Ways Infalible-: A agtursliaE placedit fee sroll,9q-p2 ty aviel:raa open her on a bheltfa a -upright positton In .close contact, mo they were 9usort9I.. A shott lipe mfterwiht it was a matter of surpims be Ind that thes hd bee"n approprI ated by a entale mud wasp. She bad pipoed a goodly numper of spiders in the center vtdi. doubtless Intended to Perve as food- ftr her future brood, hen proceeded to deposit her eggs In those on either side. Sbe next closed tightly the vouths of all the eepta les :with a hard lime cement. Having IWOW. her work, she then doubipos vent her way, satisfed all had been 16e ,?het depring- that f thought ful wnoh.iPould do. But just think ~te sensa ' .of those li$e wasps t 0 $$y edm piaZly see t4pongtr te'. enetrable glass walts te .bountifel y of food whieh was ppovMed for ufr Oe. It. Thought H. Wee.Deed. Maginnis had been Hi for sosp. time. md, like a great many Inaias, he was somewhat Iritable. and when thihgg faled to meet his approval the riqzt unfortunate who ea& within range was pretty apt to be remninded ~f it fr;a way; far mome foroIbie than peItte> )te l ingered in this condition for severai weeks, daily gr.Wing weak ir. but stil -hotdlbg his ow~ suicient ly to take things lively and more or lesqt interesting for those about him. Pfienahl oe day when the fansty doe for called he met the long muffering hips. Megnunis comnhag out of~ho sick *oom, and, rubbing his hands, he cheer 1y remarked: "Ah, good morning Mrs.. Ilagnnis! Hew is our. patient today?" "It's dead the poor mon 1s, O'im 'attier thinkis', hgvts -ret his sowl !" was the resigned prdj'y "Ydts think ho is de*d? Don't you cojiw whether he Is or not?" demand 'd .the ddctor. "Not fer shure,"\ responded Mrs. Ma ginnis briskiy, "but thin he bothrays. very symiptosa of it. I wint into his. coom fist now, an' he didn't t'row any hing at mte"--London 'lit-Bitg. Very L~ikely. Mr. Hogg--Here -Is some fool says in the paper that women have forgotten how to laugh. Mig, Hogg-I giless he means married women.--Cjncinnatl En quirer. Hurt His Peeling.' She-I think Mr. Rymner, tabe minor poet. .felt hprt at a reupairk fou made the other ight. He-What did I say? She--Yo said there 'was only ony Rhak re.-London Telegvidhh. T'llman Firing at Random. Senator Till man may be very pt son rpei he discusses others, b ke Ub the sPen of the impersonal 4Iaoussing himself, In an intervie on bli *atheotened oration on bankii refolfe 1e said: #I have in mind about what 1 wai to say, and will say it in my way a1 o satiafed. But the trouble I witen a mhan starts talking in ti iseate he) does not kuow what Roing to happen. I way be intei rupa I vted, teased and provoke 6n iings I now do nat iv Istid toa ." Here is a ooseplete formula staemanshIp ps practiced by 41 distinguIshed senator contribute4 ,l 1he service of our country by the fr P"ple of the state of South.Oaroli Y -ii$''unded it the "en Oro# deasg, o be a deliber01 WAy. - 8enatorTil tmabrusbeqt ms!l Ihde . h restraint tb him. 14e is an 60t41 When he begius to perform he give himself freely sud fully to the roprin torrent of feeling which storms withi his manly bosom -hicago Poet. A fatAl Austrian Flag. Once there was %n epidemio 4 plagae 0t Odessa, in Russia, whic hMed 1es. than a year, It had most remarkable origin, being due i a fatal fag. An Adetrian yeuisel w rived at Odeses, bringing one of ti crew who ho died during the vo age. The sailor was duty interred i the Oatholio cemeterv at the poi and at the funeral the. Austrian fdo On theft vay ubek to the Vwseel i Anes otered a geat number of a loous -and laid downthe fag whi drinking. A very short time atte ward the sailors who had carried Ut flag died, and before log g it w4 found tWit people were ill in all '-st houses where the men had calk with he fatal d4g. Soon lbe plaguespread throughot Udessa, filling Mll with terror an ei ing a frightful toll. Tnere U*40666 tht the flag contained ti pague beinih in the folds, and I spread The di e.ae.Batitmore s8i In On* Service 72 Years. Mr. William Udejrwood, who bi just died at Roemry Honistead, a the Hiddingbam Caatle estate of t Majendie family, bad a length of s rioe which probably, eonatituates reoord. He started work at the a -0 eight, and dying ot eighty, h worked on the estate fur the ton period of sewentytwo jysars, duriq which time he had served four get grbtlons of Majendli~rn-[Thei Inndc Standard. My Hair is Extra Long Peed jbour hair; nouridii It; give (It something so live on. iht will stop falling, and vIfl\ grow long and heavyr. Ayer's Hair Vigor is the only ge~ ulne hair-food you can buy. It gives new life to tile hair-bulbs. You save wl at hair you have, and get mote, too. And it keeps the scalp clean and healthy. The best hIna of b testianonial - "Lold for ver sixty years:.. saasm u.we j9 14 SARSAPALt.8. it T A Boston e460"IU end sickly. Up - did't have a - nttre body. T e physicl the fain ly for thi NO0W: To fed i ndthin he w 4%W bRUOCMSTSi ~'iwsN Rae. G lydoe be Southern R Iailway. a Account Ohritmas nolidays the Southeku aunounces spea"i -EMiourion Rates of one and one-hard Orst.olasa one *Ay far, plus .25 for the re.md trip #o ali.point. south of the Ohio and Poto omAo and asmt qf the MiuAeppi river, i Including Wasningtou, D. Q., nd Cia.. bonnnti. Tickets will be on a.e 20 4o 26, meineue; Dedember 80 to 10'W, and January Ist, 1908, with limit good tc lee. destination not later tbau Md. e night ianuary 6th 1908. Apply to nearest ageunsof 'ba *onthen A Railway or addrss J. 0. Lusk, Div. -Pws. Agt., C^harlestos, S .. Ite~Ier of Iudges. a' The following i4 thW risteroff air a- oit judges for the year 1908 a fied le by the supresnart The drist see -on of the repeOtive circuit. will .be 0. hed by the circuit judgee to folluws M lot circuit by judge of 9th circuit, * Judge Memminger. - d 2d circuit by judge of 10th circuit, Judge Prince, it 8d airouit by, jutdgC of let eircuit, d Judge Daitwzier. -- is 4th oircuit by judge of 2d aircuit , to be eleotod., . .bhqi cul b141w fut 8 i drcuit, Oth eircuit by judge of 4th ei. cult, 7th eircuit by ju 1ge of Sth qlreWid4 n3 Judge Gary. ' 8thfircutby j-.dge of 0th circoir, JAudg age. a 9th cirouIt by judge 'f 7th ircult, * Judge Rydriek. d . 10 cireult by jiadge of 8 b eircuit, g Judge Kiugb.. II The secondi session of the reepee. 1tire circuits will be hekd by the car " cult judges es follows: 1nt circuit by judd~euf 10th circuit. 21 circuit by judgar of let circuit. 3d circuit by judg~e of 2-1 creuit, 4th circuit by jaa e of 3d circuit. 5th circuit by judge of 4th cissuit, 6th circuit by judge of Sth cirfonit. 7th circuit by judge of 6th oironit. 8th circuit by jaudge of 7th cIrcuit. 9th circuit by judge of 8th circuit. 10th circuit by judge of 9-b eireuIt Trhe third sessiuon of tihe reepective circuits will be hekd by7 the circuit judges as followsr let circuit by judge of n1trat0. 21 circuit by judge of 24 eiroen. 3d circuit by judge of 84 cirenl'. 4th circuit by judge-of 4th cIronit. 5th circuit by judge of 5th circuit. Why H. Ldceed. Hiojack-Why are you conmultlig the dictionary? I thought you knew how to spoil. Tomdilk--I do. I aen not look ing for Information, but for corrobota tlon.-London Tit-Bits. Philosophy Is nothing lst gcet, --Selden. schoolboy Was ta, rere soft and flbbVy. strong muscle in His an who had attended rty years prescribed ,Ion. at bofs arm you as apprenticed to a 600. AND *0.O. Pointed Paragraphs. Swift men are seldum fast friendak The secret of success is to aim high and stick to it. Nature seldom stores a lot of brain*. bebiq4 a pretty face. Ba-4ure you are wrong before you go awV back and sit down. Wa..-tvabys feel sody'for the w ried man who talks in his sleep. It'V easier to drive some men to drink than It is to hold tbp.baek. Men seldom fly for their lives when they meet a woman who as dreses to kill. Most of the splinters in the bania ton, of life are unnotioed until we gin to slide down. A queieie livrawt 6tu who makee his mistakes when they don't coat against him. 0an0 np th liftle tasks of to.Sy and you will be ready for the big tanks of to-morrow. Don't get the idea under your be that other people think as much o1 yuU as you think of youraglf. Probably ther is- nei'personal se r floe so greaL as that of the hm. guided woman who marries a mas to reform him. Thebe's a good deal of fun In thInk. ing you are going 'to have It. A man's idea of. a suceessful mur rinags i smoking all over the house when has wite is away visIting - mothee '-obahiago gewe, ~ o.-Of any SUdden Death&. fier ie a disease prevailing in this C V Ubcus sedecp. tive. Many sudden deaths are caused by It --heart disc pnemonna, hear falr rapoplex are often the result 0 kidne trouble isa lowed to advanceothe * r kidney-poisoned~ blood will attack~'the vital organs or the kidneys omemelves break down and waste away coil by ceil. .Bladder troubles most always result fromi a deranemnt of the kidneys ahid a cure is obtain quickest by a proper treatment of the kidneys. If you are feeling badly you can make no mistake by taking Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the groat kidney, liver and bladder rernedy. 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