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Michaels’ show HOROSCOPES ARIES Enjoy a little frivolity, as the workload’s about to increase. Your income is likely to go up during the next few weeks. TAURUS This will be a good evening for sorting out closets and drawers. Find good homes for all the stuff that you can do without. You’re a champion recycler. GEMINI Others hold you to high standards, but it’s pointless to complain. In order to play at the highest levels, you’ve got to be very good. CANCER Your reputation is excellent, and more work is coming in. Make sure to get top dollar, of course. People are happy to pay it. LEO You’re looking good, and you’re in the spotlight. Put on your best performance. You entertain simply by doing what you enjoy. Your happiness is contagious. VIRGO Add the finishing touches. You’ll be amazed at how easy it is to complete a task that’s been going on far too long, even if you’re tired. LIBRA Meetings with business associates will go very well today. There’ll be a lot of good ideas, and it’s easy to make wise decisions. SCORPIO You could cinch a fabulous deal. Don’t worry about a strong personality clashing with yours. You can find a way around the problem area. SAGITTARIUS Others believe you can do it, so you might as well believe in yourself. Be bold, and blast past your old best score. CAPRICORN Some people think there’s only so much money in the world, but you know wealth is created. If you’ve depleted your inventory, start looking for materials. AQUARIUS Continue to ask the tough questions. This opportunity won’t last for long and won’t reappear for a while. Grab the moment. PISCES Make the commitment. Don’t put it off any longer. The time is right. Start setting up a routine so you can produce what you’ve just promised. CALENDAR USC Symphony Orchestra TODAY Another Voice Tour with Agnostic Front, Martyr AD, Death Before Dishonor, All Shall Perish: 6 p.m. New Brookland Tavern, 122 State St. $10 advance. All ages. “The Sea Inside": 7,9:20 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre, 937 Main St. “Super Size Me!": 8 p.m. Russell House Theater. WHS 7:30 p.m. Tuesday. Koger Center for the Arts. TUESDAY Mustard Plug with Guitar Show, Another Castle: 7 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. $8 advance. All ages. USC Symphony Orchestra presents Benjamin Britten’s War Requiem Saluting the “Greatest Generation” featuring Ann Benson, Walter Cuttino, Scott Guinn, USC Chorus and Concert Choir, Greater Columbia Children’s Choir, Children’s Choir of Kershaw County: 7:30 p.m. Koger Center for the Arts. “Corridor of Shame The Neglect of South Carolina’s Rural Schools”: 5 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre. “Zelary”: 7, 9:40 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre. “Super Size Me!”: 8 p.m. Russell House Theater. —-———— 5— -! 1 ~ —» www.dailygamecock.com