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Quigmans ♦ By Buddy Hickerscm I--I “When doing business, I always lock on a person’s eyes when I shake their hand ... so they don’t see me light-fingering their wallet.” The Family Monster by Josh Shaiek ^G-^oSS ff Your Irwtts ) 1Vrty l4’,s N^tjon^l J»in W . j MavIdi sUeA \doV- UWt Wq\nS. J ourMor<vftS 5xpoSt Your J0'*' v*~. I 4oeWV j \[ ' i^ '\jjrqiA D<'Yj »J W«\»4aJ5-/ ^ ^ a. M www.joshshatek.com kkJ_shay@joshshalek.com 2 Dudes By Aaron Warner I 3/4 THIS IS GREAT/ NOW X PONT HAVE AN EIGHT O'CLOCK CUSS ANP HAVE ENOUGH MONEY 6 FOR A JET SKI. Not Quite Wrong I H «3»LJ»'ie ..hND(R!. .. 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' • 8 Bandaged 9 Malta or Madagascar 10 Approached 11 Speech flaw 12 Pot builder 13 Bridge position 21 Original 23 Fossil fuel 25 Fido’s doc 26 Transparent fakes 27 Established custom 28 Ham it up 29 The Greatest 31 Elicit 32 Stairway part 33 Tarot users 35 Atlas image 38 Adherent 39 Director Hallstrom 40 Table scrap 42 Hiking housing 43 Prevent 45 Prigs 46 Indiana pros Solutions 47 Mortise mates 49 Apertures 50 Star of “Edward Scissorhands” 51 Less than never? 52 See socially 54 City near Santa Fe 55 Implore 56 Like some straits 57 Utopia 60 Roh_Wu of Korea HOROSCOPES ARIES It’s not a good day to travel. There’ll be too many complications. You’ll have enough on your mind if you hide out and go through your lists instead. TAURUS Confer with a person who’s got the technical expertise you lack. You might be planning to spend more than necessary, and you’d hate that. GEMINI Be alert, and try to see things from many points of view. You can act as translator and mediator for people who can’t get along. CANCER The answer to your question might be found in the next county. Don’t go there — you can’t afford to take the time. Do make inquiries. LEO You’d like to give a loved one something special, but the odds are high you’ll pick an item that’s not quite right in some way. Best to take the recipient along when you go shopping. VIRGO The situation at home might be tumultuous, at least for a while. That’s because it’s a work in progress. Don’t be too critical. Just keep putting in the corrections. LIBRA Creative ideas are difficult to control. They seem to come when they want, not when you want them to. You can put yourself in a likely place for that to happen, however, and open up. SCORPIO You’d like to buy your loved ones the sun and moon and stars. Miniatures are a better idea, or offer a rain check. You’re a little short on cash. SAGITTARIUS You don’t have much patience with whiners, and you’ll be even more disgusted if the person complaining is you. Let loved ones talk you out of a stinky mood. CAPRICORN You’re about to drop a preconceived notion. It got you this for, but now it’s time to let it go. You’ve learned enough to start moving up to the next level. AQUARIUS There’s instability around your financial situation now. It’s not a good time to buy, sell, loan money or start a new job. Take care. PISCES Some of the ideas you come up with seem almost bizarre to others. That’s partially because you have trouble explaining a complicated concept. Wait until you can show them. CALENDAR TODAY New Music Night with Firebred, Everyman, Easier, Unconfined: 6 p.m. New Brookland Tavern, 122 State St. $3. All ages. Non-Stop Hip-Hop Live Battle of the MCs Week Two hosted by DJ Shekeese and Kingpin: 10 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. $5. “Merchant of Venice”: 3, 7, 9:30 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre, 937 Main St. THURSDAY The South Holes with Why Johnny Kills, Transylvanian Rats: 9 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. $5 over 21, $7 under. Michael Thorne Jarrett with Rob Lindsey: 9 p.m. Jammin’ Java, 1530 Main St. A pay • what-you-want show. “Corridor of Shame: The FI fan ■ v V Neglect of South Carolina’s Rural Schools”: 5:15 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre. “Morning Sun”: 7 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre. With The South Holes and Why Johnny Kills: 9 p.m. Thursday. New Brookland Tavern. Here for the summer? Write for The Mix summer edition. Contact gamecockfeatures@gwm.sc.edu