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Hurry up before anyone knows. SCORPIO Keep pushing — your reward is closer now than ever before. Accept more responsibility and the included benefits. oAul I I AKIUo Youre lucky in games because you’ve got a few tricks up your sleeve. Amaze them with your fabulous sense of humor, too. You’re the star. CAPRICORN Push to get a household job wrapped up in the next day or two. You get extra points for using stuff you already have in storage. Be creative. AQUARIUS You’re in an excellent frame of mind to learn an amazing trick. Something that was impossible is about to become commonplace. Be on the leading edge. PISCES The effort you’ve put in earns you more than a fatter paycheck. You also are granted more respect and, quite possibly, a promotion. CALENDAR TODAY Bloom with The Main Line, Ham and Cheese Experience ... with a Side of Eggs: 6 p.m. New Brookland Tavern, 122 State St. $6 advance. All ages. Battle of the MCs — Week One, hosted by DJ Shekeese, Kingpin: 10 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. $5 Michael Flynn: 8 p.m. Jammin’ Java, 1350 Main St. $5, buy online. 13 Stories: 10 p.m. Delaney’s, 741 Saluda Ave. “The Woodsman”: 3,7,9 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre. 937 Main St. “Hackers": 8 p.m. Russell House Theater. THURSDAY Sterling Y with Namedropper, Everlasting Earle: 9 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. $5 over 21, $7 under. All ages. The Letter Red with Testing Ground, 5L’s, Jemani: 9 p.m. Headliners, 700 Gervais St. $3. “The Woodsman”: 7, 9 p m. Nickelodeon Theatre. Darren r lowers $wnm » i nn H With Akiva. 9 p.m. . ^| Jammin’Java. A pay- ] what-you-want show. “Hackers": 8 p.m. Russell House Theater.