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V I MURDOCK fay Evan Russell , By Aaron Warner -1 CROSSWORD ACROSS 1 Slogan 6 Ms. Bombeck 10 Persian ruler 14 Pocatello’s state 15 Diamond or Young 16 Moved quickly 17 Tablet choice 18 End-of-semester essay 20 San_, Texas 22 Undaunted 23 Adam’s grandson 25 Long of “The Broken Hearts Club” 26 Don formal duds 30 Hangs loosely 34 No-sweat victory 35 Pick one 37 Pub purchase 38 WWII marauder 40 Ump’s cohort 41 Kept for later 43 Bon_ (wuucismj 44 On cloud nine 47 Actress Olin 48 Siberian plains 50 Craftsperson 52 Poetic contraction 53 Headliner 54 Attribute to 58 Squabble 63 Type of music 65 Response to a thrust 66 Continental cssh 67 Sleuth Wolfe 68 Voice a thought 69 Laura or Bruce 70 Expanded 71 Apothecary measures DOWN 1 Uris novel, “_ 18” 2 Thor’s father 3 Astronaut’s drink 4 Address for a Friend 5 Lots and lots 6 Tolkien tree © 2005 Tribune Media Services, Inc. 03/23/05 All rights reserved. 7 Coral colonies 8 Boggy area 9 Annual information source 10 “Hogan’s Heroes” setting 11 Have faith 12 Bellicose deity 13 Towel word 19 Reproductions 21 Burden 24 Massenet works 26 Percussion instruments 27 Automaton 28 Ham it up 29 Health resort 30 Vanquish 31 Bathes 32 “Maria 33 Family car 36 Tennis do-over 39 Conical abodes 42 The Greatest 45 Imparting 46 Not very colorful at all Solutions Slslsh _U 3_ d__V 3_ d_ C) 1_ H 1 V | H I S 49 Individual 51 Camera holder 53 Extend a look 54 Served perfectly 55 Board game 56 Vocalist Vikki 57 Cake finisher 59 Mafia bigwig 60 Actor/singer Kristofferson 61 Sea eagle 62 Cereal grasses 64 Sad HOROSCOPES ARIES For the next several weeks, you’ll be more compassionate, less adversarial. This is good, because there’s a huge job to be done. You need all the help you can get. TAURUS It might be hard to find the time for romance, but it’s worth the effort. When you get the chance, dance. GEMINI Having people over to your house isn’t a bad idea, but cleaning it up before they get there could be a daunting prospect. Get a Virgo to help. CANCER You might have to scramble to keep a promise. If you don’t really know how to do it, find an author who does. Staying up all night reading will be well worth the effort. LEO It would be pretty easy to spend more money now than you’ve got. Don’t create a conflict with a loved one by doing that. Leave the credit cards at home. VIRGO You’re particularly good with details for the next couple days. Take on a chore that requires concentration and accuracy. It’ll be fun — almost. LIBRA You might feel under a bit of pressure to be as perfect as you can. Take extra time with the details and nobody will be disappointed. SCORPIO The odds are good that you’re doing too many things at the same time. Others might counsel you to slow down, but you don’t have to listen. You work well under pressure. SAGITTARIUS Although you’d rather run and play, responsibilities call. Don’t simply ignore them. At least take a number and promise to call back. CAPRICORN Travel beckons, but it’s not a great idea to go. Complications are predicted. Wait until next week if you can. That goes for mailing things, too. AQUARIUS It’s not a good time to take risks with money, yours or anyone else’s. Even a great offer from a friend is liable to backfire. Wait. PISCES You’re glad to be available during working hours, but it’s up to you to set limits. Protect your own private time. CALENDAR With Mike Willis, 9 p.m. at Jammin' Java with Patrick Leitner of Saint Maybe: 8 p.m. Jammin’ WEDNESDAY New Music Night with Pagan Savant, Antietam, Static Change, Too Late May: 8 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. 122 State St. $3. All ages. Dawson Huss of Tigerbot Hesh --- Java. 1530 Main St. A pay-what-you-want show. Mr B's Goodtime Karaoke Explosion: Art Bar 1211 Park St. “Broken Wings": 7, 9 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre. 937 Main St. “Aladdin”: 8 p.m. Russell House Theater. THURSDAY Bear Vs. Shark with Gatsby's American Dream, Circa Survive, All Good Citizens: 7 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. $8. All ages. Joal Rush with Mike Willis: 9 p.m. Jammin’ Java. A pay what-you-want show. Rockwood with Every Blue Moon: 10 p.m. Headliners. 700 Gervais St. $7. “Broken Wings”: 3, 7, 9 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre. “Aladdin”: 8 p.m. Russell House Theater. -1 YEAH!!! SPRING BREAK!!!! SPRING BREAACHHH!!! AAAGGGHHH!! DUDE THIS IS TOTALLY KILLING MY BUZZ!! TOTALLY!!! SPRING BREAAGGGCHH!!! Did you see that guy I can't believe you Tivo'd cxP,odcJ *.e ^ exploded' The Spring Break Shark Attack. fork b,t h,m ond he exPlodedl How many times have you wesome. watched it cl ready? \