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It almost makes up for the frustration of working for someone else. Even if you’re self-employed, the customer comes first. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You could start to do well financially now, though you may not see most of the money for quite a while. That’s all right, as long as you’re sure your investments are safe. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You’re cute, and getting cuter. Why? Because your attitude is improving. You’re starting to get interested in everything around you, and that’s charming. CANCER (June 21-July 22): All this work could start to show a profit soon. It could happen today. If not, definitely over the next few weeks. Add a few final touches. Make sure your routine is working, and prepare to relax. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): It’s lucky the best things in life are free, because you could be experiencing a slight financial pinch. No need to try showing offby throwing.your money around. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Yesterday’s lethargy may have turned into a summer cold. Are you far enough ahead with your work to take a few days off? Today is for household projects and sleeping. Tuesday and Wednesday are also for sleeping, and for being with loved ones. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A group you were worried about turn out to be a lot friendlier than you thought. The details you’re collecting turn out to be more troublesome. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Choose your words carefully and move quickly. Opportunity should come early. The boss is in a generous mood. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): It’s still urgent that you play by the rules. Conform to the dress code; it’s not worth the hassle to proclaim your individuality now. It could ruin your chance to get something you want. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don’t rush into anything. A surprising revelation could cause a change in plans. You’ll take action soon enough, but maybe not in the direction you’re headed now. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Someone you didn’t like before is looking better all the time. Maybe you can be friends after all. How about asking him or her to join you and a few friends for lunch? PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Somebody is barking orders, and you’re scurrying around trying to keep up. Don’t worry, you have a knack for your work. NEWS OF THE WEIRD BY MIKE PINGREE TMS CAMPUS HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? A female judge went ballistic when she spotted her 20-years-younger boyfriend out on a date with another woman. Her beau, who is a sheriff, contends that their courthouse affair had ended, but apparently that was not her understanding. After a decidedly unpleasant confrontation at a New Jersey restaurant, the judge followed the couple to a nearby saloon where she continued to air her distress at high volume and with great hostility. Police involvement followed. She has been suspended from the bench. SPORTSMANSHIP ABOVE ALL THINGS: After a 15-year-old boy scored the winning run at a youth league baseball game in Salt Lake City, upset parents of the losing team beat up his mother. HOT ENOUGHT FOR YA? GLUB, GLUB! A heat wave in Moscow has encouraged many citizens to seek relief in the city’s rivers and lakes, but, since Russians mix beer and vodka to both cool off and get drunk quickly, many have drowned. Since the beginning of summer, 211 people have been pulled from the water, dead, and ’’most of them drown in an inebriated state,” a local doctor said. OH MAN, I AM FLYIN’.BA BOOOOOOM! Seeking to get high, a man inhaled propane gas from a spigot in his Michigan home, but forgot to turn it offbefore he lit up a marijuana cigarette. The resulting explosion actually blasted the house off its foundation before burning it to the ground. The man suffered minor injuries. He was arrested. MMMM, SALMON, HEY, WHAT THE...!? As he reeled in a salmon in a small boat off British Columbia, Myron Chamberlain didn’t realize that, beneath the water, a killer whale was just about to chomp that very fish. But Myron pulled it into the boat first, depriving the orca of his lunch and greatly angering him. The irate whale rammed the vessel several times, so Chamberlain sped from the scene. WHAT THE HECK, ITS ONLY MONEY: When an attractive young blonde appeared at the door of their Oslo, Norway, home, elderly brothers Arne and Oeystein Tokvam were only too happy to let her in. The two men, ages 73 and 80, were even happier when she started to disrobe, and she was soon joined by her female friend, who did the same. They left after a 15-minute strip show, and the men soon discovered that while it was going on, an accomplice was stealing their safe containing $8,200. Your words could be here... if you worked for The Gamecock Come to The Gamecock’s interest meeting 7:30 p.m. on Wednesday, September 5th in RH 205