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Well, it looks as if you're powerful and lucky, as well as irresistibly cute. You're attracting admirers from near and far. Conflicts are minimal, and with your attitude, it's doubtful they'd slow you down anyway. Yep, you're a 10! Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) It's possible to fix up your place substantially without going into debt. It'll be a lot of work, though. The temptation to just charge whatever you want is enormous. Don't act in haste if it means you'll have to repay debts for years. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct 22)Love and learning are both very important in your life right now. Does this mean you'll be the teacher's pet, or are you the teacher? Either way, you're apt to learn a thing or two. You won't have to take notes. This is a lesson you'll remember. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) There's too much work. There may also be too much money. Wait a minute, that's ridiculous! You can never have too much money! Pick yourself up by the scruff of the neck, and toss yourself back into the fight! Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You've come through recent difficulties smelling like a rose, and deservedly so. You've been tested, and you passed with flying colors. Stand proud. You're gorgeous! Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) If you keep your ears open, you're liable to find out all sorts of interesting things. Some of it will be worthless gossip, but, some of it could hold the clues you've been seeking to put together a tough puzzle. You can share what you learn with your roommate, but nobody else. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Working with a team is your best bet now. You'll inspire them, and they'll do the same for you. It could get a little crazy, but you'll come up with some awesome material. You may break clear out of the box! Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) You may be tem porarily stymied. The opportunity is there, but can you live up to your promise? Somebody else's expectations (or what you think they are) could have you stopped in your tracks. Relax, and you'll get smarter. 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