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COMICS ICK By Rich Moyer r OW!~U£V, DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME? 1 CAID/’OVER EASST^ 01996 Tribune Media Services, Inc. All Rights Reserved. THIS IS SPOOKS' I WISH HE'D STOP STAKING AT OUR SNOUTS AND TAILS. 01996 Tribune Media Services, Inc. ( All Rights Reserved. / Rhymes With Orange By Hilary Pice th e JOUP.NET °fr SSPlMENTARt Rock A Drp*? VrtV Orni.de SeeUfl y u L'K‘'' J 1 YESTERDAY 1 LARGE ELOCkSOFROCk FELL Off CUFF?. WIND, TEHPERATVRE, WATER AND ICE BROkE Rock WTo PTOLE' PEWLES GOT WASHED INTO RIVER. RIVER DEPOSITED &THEM HUNDREDS Of MILES FROM THEIR S&URCe . I TODAY I TOURIST PlCkS UP WET, PRETTY PEBBLES FROM OCEAN/STBEAM. DRlVES/FitE? HOME. PEBBLES DRY, AREN'T AC PRETTY. TOURIST BUCKS PEBBLES |NTc iWkWD, HUNDREDS OF MILES FROM THEIR Source. 0 JhjL, TV SPOT j '•Paid {or lny | lie Committee f to elect Bozo»f | to the pteCiiWlal f office. j £2Al THE OFFICIAL CEREAL OF THE YEAR 2000 PRESIDENTIAL CAHBMGN. I'LL HAVE TEN, MAYBE TWELVE / Bowlfuls a DAY it> Replenish WHAT I’VE LOST THROUGHOUT MY Political career... can THE OTHER CANDIDATES PROMISE THAT? 1 teGodofZcn Buddhism 1 theGodofAmmism 1 thc God of Islam 1 the God of Deism 1 the God of Christianity 1 the God of Buddhism 1 ,hc God of Hinduism 1 the God of Hate Kiishna 1 the God °f Diaoeitcs 1 tcodofHewAse 1 (he God of JehovaSs Witness 1 tCG^ofTu^''’Ql',sm I die God of Christian Science 1 the God of Wicca 1 <&$SZ*** 1 .(heGodofTaoto 1 .he God of Sufism I he God of Confucianism 1 theGodofMormomsnv 1 the God of Existentialism 1 the God of Humanism I the God of Sikhism 1 the God of Myself I the God of Materialism 1 t Gods of Pol^sm '^GodofUnharianism .hc God of Sant Mat the God of Hassidvsm -j:&ss8g£ m M&&M I theGodof]ansemsm. d,e God of 0~»C'!»',SI” aisu^r- h 'he God of Isomorphism 1 How do you know which one is right for you? The world’s religions and philosophies offer many different “Gods” to choose from. How does a person go about finding the one that s right for him/her? For the free article HOW TO PICK YOUR OWN GOD, call 1-800-236-9238. casrcr.everysnidcnc.com for your free urticie coll 1-800-236-9238 Crossword Puzzle ACROSS 1 Wrestling success 4 That girl’s 8 Leave the Union 14 Pres. Lincoln 15 Nabisco cookie 16 “_Knowledge” 17 Stitch 18 Some vases 19 In conflict 20 Having a head of hair 22 Birdhouse nester 23 Like theaters and churches 24 County officers 28 Fills to excess 29 Falsehood 30 Asian capital 31 Lasses at luaus 34 Wrestling style 35 Sucker 38 Snarls 40 Grant or Majors 41 Junket 43 Protruding 45 Heavenly one 47 Holy smoke! 48 Merits 52 Use the pews CiA Colronnce 55 Woad and anil 56 Holiday harmonizer 57 More tense 60 Spotted infrequently 61 Swelling retardant 62 Frequency selectors 63 Word before friendly 64 Two-finger gesture 65 Curriculum element 66 One Truman 67 Psychic letters DOWN 1 Spaghetti, etc. 2 Peninsula of Portugal 3 Latest 4 Guarded a vacationer's home 5 Goofed up 6 Tear 7 Call for help 8 Panic 9 Consumers 10 Long-time companions 11 Finale 12 Junehonoree 13 Chicago transp. 21 Offed 22 Bicycle trick 24 Got a one-base hit 25 Putrid 26 Feel vexation 27 Blackthorn 29 Writers’ payment rates 32 Holds 33 Get the point 35 Use a stiletto 36 Top-rated 37 Snub-nosed dogs 39 Lip curlers 42 More choked by marsh grass 44 Mexican fare 46 Coats 56 Patient to a 49 Experience again doctor 50 Sibling’s 57 More indicator, daughters briefly 51 Actress Meryl 58 Twosome 53 To the point 59 Wildebeest 54 Defies 60 Polish I I I I 1999 Tribune Media Services, Inc. 11/17/99 All rights reserved. ' dlslgBslslglgB3lsMnl°l° IlAMIlMlMMi 3 3 I |M 3~ H V h|M U 3 I 9 Q 3 U 3 1 O U V 3MS 3 A ~opBHB _i _l_ _3_ 0_ _3 £■£ _3 i V_3_S 3_£ sInIhIvIsMT 3 1)MT 3 0 N v ■ i i v sIHh n o i lONVild V h _v »■■■■ 3 I iMs 3 1 V S S | 3 | 3 | I | b | 3 | H sl|a 3 1 S I V 3 U Mila 3 S S 3. U_i s o a o i vMs n u TTBIaa 3 s 1 V N Id V oBo 3 Id oB 3 g V 3 I a 1 3 |31 3 1S S 1 fclI 3 | H N | l~|~d~ _^ __ Alcohol LCOHOL Programs from a random sample of USC students in November, 1998. IC ;RAaTs Funding by SC DAODAS Er^orcingJJnderage Drinking Laws Project. I .j j* lrTJir"~ -,