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Cancer (June 22-July 22) The i workload is intense, and a breakdown might cause you to fear you won’t get it all done on time. A friend would love to help if you ask. Don’t be afraid to do that. □Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) A dear friend of yours has a better chance of getting through to an authority figure than you do. If you’re having trouble getting your point across, ask this friend to intervene. If you feed this person the information, he or she might make the sale. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) A Watch out for breakage at J home. Don’t let the kids play with the good china, for exam ple. You can get rid of stuff you don’t use any more though, and you might feel better if you do. Recycle the clutter. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) You and your sweetheart could — start the planning stages for 1 making your dreams come true. V Plenty of great ideas are floating V around, but not too many cold, hard I facts. Start by making a time line and I don’t despair if your plan looks impossi- 1 ble. You can always make corrections later. Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) Discuss your financial situation with your partner, and you could get a bit of support. You’ll get lots of good advice, of course, and you might even qualify for a small loan. I Your best source of revenue, however, is I still an older person who depends on [ you. I Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) V There could be one more clash i between you and a person \ who’s been on your case. This person has been critical of everything you do. You may have had enough of it by now. If you decide to toss a few barbs back, do it with a smile. You’ll be more effective. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Do you ever feel like some thing’s nudging at you, pushing you to try something you’ve always wanted to do? Do you have that feeling now? If so, you ought to take the risk. It might mean giving some thing up, but what you get could be much better. I Aquarius (Jan. ZO-reb. lb; Something you thought was a done deal could fall through. Don’t you just hate it when that happens? This is not necessarily the final word, however. By Monday, everything could be OK again. Help make that happen by not getting ner vous now. Never let them see you sweat. nPisces (Feb. 19-March 20) If you have any skeletons lurking in your closets, better tidy them up and make them pre sentable. Confession is good for the soul, but if you’re gonna do it, be in the right place with the right person. Somebody who’s ordained would be best. 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