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__Comics_ BEETLE BAILEY by MORT WALKER WANT TO COME NO THANKS. I WENT UP IN ONE OF THINGS OHCE , www.cartoonorg ANP RATHER NOT LOSE MY LUNCH IN ZERO GRAVITY A (SAIN /-I ffoK uku&z beetle, how/ what WOULP you / POES A LIKE TO BE l CHAPLAIN'S A CHAPLAINSV ASSISTANT ASSISTANT X POl z y ]/-^ THE LAST ONE X THINK I \ PIPN'T VO ANYTHING COULP HANPLE I THAT^y 5) iv /Mow M wau^ BARNEY GOOGLE AND SNUFFY SMITH by FRED LASSWELL THAT SAIRy !! SHE'S A TH SNOOPIEST SNOOPS ^ IN TH' HOLLER 1!^^^ J> WATCH Z^. TVORE TONGUE/C ^ELVINEy !! V FINALLY !! I GOTJ ONE 600D ^1 SNAPSHOT OF jJTZ TATERl^J^V. ^ THAT WIGGLE \WORM HOROSCOPES___ Aries (March 21-April 19) If you’re doing what you love, the money will follow. That’s what they say. If you're not doing what you love, you certainly should be. Everybody should be, but you more than most. If you're miserable, everybody’s miser able. When you smile, the whole world smiles with you. So, be happy! And, if you’re not doing what you love, change jobs! Taurus (April 20-May 20) Conditions have just changed again, in your favor. For the next several weeks, you're luckier than usual with love, games and children. Pretty neat combination, eh? Today, you're just about as lucky as you will be for quite a while. So, if you have a hunch, follow through on it! Move quickly, though. This opportunity won t last until tomorrow. AA Gemini (May 21-June 21) Arithmetic is probably not your strong point, but you can do it. Think of a goal so enticing, so excit ing, that it will get you eager to cozy up with the numbers. How about buying a house? Done that yet? How about a trip to Europe? All these, and more, can be yours through the magic of saving, and this is a great day to get started. The earlier you begin, the more you'll have later. It's ele mentary. Do the math. Cancer (June 22-July 22) Working with a partner is your key to success again today. You both do better together than you do apart. Conditions are changing in your favor, too. You may have been successful for the past few days, but you’ve had to work at it. Soon, you can learn a way to achieve your goals much more easily. tC Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) For the past few weeks, your focus has been on yourself, somewhat. You may have defended your posi tion and made sure everybody considered your opinion. You’ve probably emerged as a strong leader even though you had to com promise on a couple of minor points. Now, for a few weeks, your attention will be on the bottom line. Just show you the money! Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You’ve just undergone a transformation, but you probably look the same on the outside. You’re getting much more confident on the inside. It s par tially because of things you ve been through lately, what you’ve done and your interac tion with other people. And, it's partially just cause conditions changed; that’s all. You’re luckier now. <Xr4> Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) The pressure is increasing. Sometimes you can get away with a quick once-over result because you’re so charming. People hesitate to make you do it over, for some petty little detail. That used to be how it was, and maybe it’ll be that way again someday. But, for the next four weeks or so, strive to do it right. If you don’t, you’ll hear about it. Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) The battle you’ve been fighting is almost won. Temporarily, maybe, but that’s OK. It s not entirely because of what you’ve done, either. It’s partly that, but partly just a change in the climate. You’ll be slightly luckier for a while, starting today. And, this time, the luck will show up through your friends. So, today, celebrate with them. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) If you can get this financial thing figured out, you’ll be ahead more than money. There’s usually a paper trail, but yours may have dried up. You’ll find out what really hap pened, however, if you follow the money. It could lead you to somebody in a position of authority. Don’t give up; this could get interesting. & Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Finally, some relief! The Sun’s transit into Virgo brings you out of the doldrums and into a refreshing breeze. Out of the fog and into the sunshine. Where you were stuck before, now you break free. Run, dance, celebrate. Who cares if it’s a Monday? You’ve worked late lots of times! 4k Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You’ll hus tle this morning. The stack of things you left over the weekend seems to have grown in your absence. Who put this new demand on top, the one that was supposed to be done yesterday? Don’t you just hate it when that happens? Better do that one first. And, do it perfectly. It will be graded. tat* Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) A partner ship is a special kind of relationship. You have very different skills. You don t always understand each other, or even get along. If you can manage to keep after the same goal, however, you’ll get further. One is the booster, the other is the rocket. Doesn’t matter which is which. You could even trade off. 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