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THE GAMECOCK Published weekly by the Literary Societies of the University of South Carolina. Terms, $1.50 a session, payable in ad vance. The Gamecock solicits humorous sketches, essays, verse, etc., and will gladly pub lish such as is available, when accom panied by the full name of the author. Unsigned manuscripts will neither be acknowledged or returned. All checks and money orders should be made payable to Berrard Manning, Bus iness Manager. Business Manager. Bernard Manning, Sumter. Assistant Business Manager. B. S. Beverly, Virginia. BOARD OF EDITORS. Editor-in-Chief. L. Wardlaw Smith, Spartanburg. Assistant Editors. C. T. Simpson.. .. .. .. ..(Euphradian) Euphradian Society. W. B. Klugh. . ..........(Clariosophic) Clariosophic Society. L. A. Bie.. .. .. . . . . ..(Clarosophic) Athletics. W. H. James.. ..........(Euphradian) W. B. Perrin..... ....(Clarosophic) Locals. J. 0. Allen.. ..*.... ....(Euphradian) Y. M. C. A. PRINTID BY THE STAT1ECO. COLUMBIA, E4. C., OCTOBER 27, 1908 LOCALS Professor Easterling-"Mr. Sligh, why did you not work that proposi tion before coming to class? Don't you know there is no time like the pres entr Fresh Sligh-"Yes, sir, that's why I waited until now. * * * The friends of Mr. Bogan C. Trip pett, 'zo, are sorry to learn of his re cent illness. He will be out of college for several days ol account of measles. All local material for THE GAME COCK will be gladly accepted if handed in on or before Saturday to the local editors, 9 E. Rutledge and 5 Monte Carlo. * * * Fresh Heyward to Soph. Sheppard -"I always thought they called the Charleston boys 'tar-heels.' ". *# ** "That skirt dance lasted two min utes at least." "Sort of time exposure, hey?" How about the Carolina Dramatic Club? Dr. Btyney says he will give the use of the "New Lyric" for the performance. Fresh Clark-"Speed, did you go to the fire ?" / Fresh Speed/ o"Yes, you ought to have been there to see that mineral en gine working." * * * Fresh D. C. Heyward, Jr., to smart Fresh J. B. Heyward-"Say, Jimmie, what's the use of the ankle ?" Jimmic (promptly)-"To keep the calf off the corn." Fresh Seibels to Fresh Benet "George, are you going out to the football skirmish this evening ?" Mr. "Cad" Coles, Clemson, 'o6, is visiting Mr. John Lee and friends on the campus. Mr. Ralph Foster, 'o5, and Mr. Eugene Oliver, 'o4, former wearers of the "C," are with the boys this week. "THE BET P R I N ENGR BOOKE The Stat The Sta Columbia, - - Call at our Office in the Book S will appreciate youi Carolina is glad to welcome many alumni at the annual reunion of the "Palmetto State." Professor Colcock has recently dis covered, scientifically, that the man in the moon is a Democrat. Prof. Snowden-"Mr. Marion, for what has the administration of Roose velt been noted ?" Mr. Marion-"It has been an era of DEformed spelling." ETIWAN FERTILIZER COMPANY Of CHARLESTON, S. C. Manufacturers of the well Known Diamond Soluble Bone and Plow Brand Fertilizers Also Etiwan Cotton Compound and High Grade Tobacco Fertilizers WRITE US FOR PRICES TER KIND" T I N G AVING INDING Company fe Building . South Carolina tore. If out of town, write. We orders, large or small