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K&sfABLISHEB 1819. Fubliohod ?Terr morn In g except Uoudsy by The Andereon Intelllgon ?er at 140 Weet V/bitnor Street, An ?ereon, 8. 0. BKMI-WEEKLY INTELLIGENCER Published Tuesdays and Fridays rr L. ll. GLENN_Editor and ManoRor Entered as aecoad-claaa matter April 28. 1014, at the poat office at Anderaon, South Carolina, under the Act of March 8. 187?. ASSOCIATED PRESS DIBPATCflEB ffelephone .121 BFTBSCBIPTIOK RATES DAILY Ont Year.......96.00 Biz Months ...,.........<>. 1.60 SThree Months. 126 One Month.^ .41 tine Week ...........>e*?i.^?e?a SEMI-WEEKLY OBS tear.". 11.60 Shi Months . .?B The Intelligencer ls delivered by earrlors In the city. Look at the printed label on your paper. Tho date thereon shows when the subscription expires. Notice date ca labol carefully, and if not comet please notify us at once. 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SATURDAY; NOVEMBER 13, 1916. Well, how goes it, old mon Turkey ? Gobbler? -o f AVon't you g??d wo dont baw ml 'hados in this country. tit ought not to bo: hard to set .Greece afire with.tho war flame.. , The Sorb?an capitol changea loca Hon about as often as ibo fortunes ot tho Serbian army. Tho scat of war - must bo getting awfully shiny:-State. With corns on it hero and there. ! " O . Tho poppor growers of tho Pee Deo aro going to meet at Florence. Go to it, paragraphers. y Woodrow Wilson will go down la history OB a president of note-and notes. . Says Brains Don't Go With Beauty. -Headliue. Dorloux, thou art an lar oUccCua? giant. It Ia not Impossible to suspect same lk3, of being descended from ele phants, judging- from the amount of ivory they have about the head. \-:.JWho'wanta to take a bet that *rttb> in lean than 30 days Teddy do something to got himself on tho front page again. .The reporters oro not on their jobs As yet there hasn;t. been a Btafile "grind" on tho opening of iho hunt g season next Monday. > o' A dispatch says that-the president gave Mrs, Galt a diamond-studded gol d vanity case,'. ; Some news, agen c?es seem to .he unable to dlecera ba* ^weoh.'.' tbe ; presl?enPs ,'peraoa?^^ faffs and bis officiai doings. , il?re'3 tho language ia which a |T<^itb :. lltarary genius described his wife in a bill for' diver co: "She au o.n cul tu red,-woman. ?of the shallow, h?lr ;bralned, pin head, Cfclaipity June Wpe; largo, -muacular, bony and ehe ie some'?tr?eto, hayln? the titles ;of ? Corbett, thV ferocious temper of o tiger, tho strength pi an ;-$ii;.;??d tho reason of an ass." And ?yet Hob Gonzales, poor boob, iMmttg io Incorporating in his co?yum every and anon divoral.sug?r-coated re?cr ince? of. ?ho "dear sweet iMaga." THE NOTE ?0 ENGLAND Great Britain and Germany are both disappointed by Secretary Lan sing's note of protest against British aggressions. One regards it aa too strong and the other us too weak. From the fact alone a neutral may gather the impression that our gov ernment bas steered a middle course and is trying to prot?t American In terests impartially against offenses from any quarter. It was necessary to deal with Ger many first, because German wrongs were committed ugalnst Amcricun Ufo und British wrongs only against American commerce. With most of the ('orman controversy out of tho way, and Home promise evon of satis faction in the Lusitania matter, our government is upparontiy determined to devote its attention to England for a while. And the purpose is thc same in both cases-to maintain tho rights of neutral nations in war time against ali icirfngcineui on thc part of bel ligerents. In pressing our caBO against either Germany or Britain, wo aro acting not merely In defense of American properly Interests, but as tho cham pion of international law in . behalf of all nations, for both thc present and tho future. It will mean much to mankind If our principal aims can bo accomplished, .and a substantial body of International law caa bo sav ed from the wreckage of war. There will presumably bo no relax ing of energy In pressing our claims agatnBt England; 'hero certainly should ho none. There is no hint of force, no threat,- in-' our demandB, but there is tho Intimation of .moral forcu which In civilized international rela tions ls more potent than bluster or violence. . "' . Wo do not recognlzo tho legality of England's blockade of Germany. It it becomes genuinely offectlve and operative against all nations, wc will recognise lt. Even then - wo ^cannot admit England's right to take our ships Into prize courts "on suspicion," subjecting them to vexations mid costly delays. We cannot let her use us as an Instrument for unlawful retaliation against Germany, nor can We 'ot her discriminate against our legitimate commerce1 'in favor of her own export trade. . Our differences with England are probably not lyreepricllable. There has boon aroused, as yet, no very In tens?, feeling en cit li er. side. Tim controversy may be Ironed out by diplomatic exchanged. If not, the dis puted pointu can be submitted to tho Hague Tribunal, in accordance with our British arbitration treaty., In any . event, lt would bo well for United Statos to toko the Initiative In calling , an international - congress af ter the war to nettie, ?once tor all, tho status of International; law and Us bearing on tho. new problems raised by the war. POISONING WAU HORSES According to ? staff writer of tho Chicago Tribune, rip'stranger ls al lowed to pat a horse's nose In tho Chicago stockyards. Anybody who ap proaches a horse lu friendly wise 'ls met by the btunV, bfflclal order from a guard, "Go away from, thar horse's head!" Why? Oh, morely because strang ers have been. Willing' and maiming the horses. Some have'killed the poor brutes with,poisoned syringes in tim stockyards. Others, have. ham-stru;-. 7 them with knives lp the cattle cars. For xhe stockyards aud railroads aro now la ! the"war zono." Horses aro being .shipped- In largo numbers to Europe,.end there are always*"war bugs" trying, to, interfere with the shipment?:.. "Half of ;thp European war Is be ing fought. In America,", say s a steele dealer. And so tho dumb brutes dar ing" every moment, of their long trip from tho witera ranch or farm to the European.market, must be watch ed to save ; them from the. poison and the knife. ,?teck man, railroad man, dook men and kassel mea must ba eternally vigilant ' If? just ono iittip pan- or. the vast, complex gama .Ju which partisans of ono group of warring nations are try ing, on'our neutral noll, to prevent tho other group front ' getting sup plies. Every sort of merchandise sold to England, Franco or Rusjla is sim ilarly menaced. Automobiles are put ?phi pt cunad ? clon e?i roat?. Fae? tarjes ar* blown ?b"1 iisd M?rned, or their output ls raln?o? Warehouses arc subject to Incendiary iftrea. Bomba aro placed on ships to ?Ink- them at sea. , - (Shells, sugar or horses, lt's all tho Rame-anything to destroy thom t Bat the poisoning or rauUt.aGoa'^ horses ls the moat, revolting ot whole shameful business.. THE ?.NHIDIOUS CANE Ever and anon the cane tri?.-? to rear UH head in America. It in try ing today, though without much suc cess except in some of the big eastern cities. MoHt of the country ls frankly against it, regarding a walking ?tick in tho hand of any able-bodied man ns au offense against democracy am' a peril to free institutions. And yet th ano originally was a sign of democracy and freedom. It came into use in France in the eigh teenth century, as a substituto for the sword, whicli only tho nobility was allowed to wear. Its uso spread un til a cane became the universal badge of a gentleman, even conquering thc sword in social usage. That condition has persisted In E<:/opc. If a man wants to be treated respectfully In any European city, he must carry a stick. To bo without one ls to bo set down as a member of the serving class pr the proletariat. Dut we Americans have our own standards, and the voice of the nation is unmistakably against the cane. MAKING CHICAGO CLEAN Chicago has decided to make Itself "the cleanest and best behaved city In tho world." That would bo a con siderable choro for Chicago, If it wero not animated by the Indomitable motto "I Will/ In all matters of municipal reform, It might as well be understood at the outset that where Chicago will' thore's a way. The way in this instance ls the en listment of civilians for pollco duty. Tho police forco and tho uplift so clotios are collaborating in a plan to organize a volunteer citizen police forco of 20,000 members-men and women both-to help tho regular, sal aried police. There ls to bo one citi zen In every block bearing the title of "civic co-operator." He will have a card signed by tho mayor Indicat ing this authority, and may also wear a star eu his chest to impress law less or irreverent fellow-cltlzons The enrollment ls already under way. It's a good idea, this impressing citizens' into tho municipal service We have had lately numberless, or ganizations of civilians for the na tional defense. If civilians are to save tho nation,, why not the city? When j it conies to making Chicago cleon and orderly, however, a polte reservo of 20.000 men. and women Ipoks like ,an awfully; BnoalJ fpr^e,., .: yfiW YORK AND JITNEYS Wt . Now New York City is grappling with ? the jituoy bus problem. A jit ney company has applied fer a fran chise to operate ita busos north or Fourteenth Street; aud the Interbor ough, which hus a monopoly ot the transportation trahie, is trying to block it. The monopoly's argument is inter esting. If tho jitney buses are intro duced^ says the Interborough, the public will tide on them, because people naturally like automobiles and fresh air. Even the surface trolley lines have been gaining in patronage, because tile people wont use the sub ways When thore's any decent way to get about above the ground. In Lon don tho motor bUBOs are said to have interfered with the trafile of the sub way lines! A similar shift of pat ronage i ?Kev;. York, might bankrupt the.subways.. ' Therefore, argues the Interborough, tho city should refuse the jitneys per mission to uso Ute 'streets,, and thus compel, the. public . to ride under ground; i - It may bp a' perfectly vatld argu ment from .the standpoint ot.tho In terborough stockholders. But how abought the light ot the public? If the New "XorK public, merely to swell tho proiits ot a powerful trans portation monopoly, will stand for being herded like cattle in Ita stuffy, ill-smelling sub ways when lt might ride in tho fresh, wholesome outdoors Where hunytn betngs' bolong, the New York public ls even more bovine than usual. ? A Ll NE DOPE Weather Forecast-.Rain and colder j t?a tn rd ay, Sunday -fair. ' Mr. Joseph' B? Simpson, architect, has gone to Detroit Mich., after spending several months here during 'the illness and death of his mother. For the post sig years Mr. Simpson has been employed by a leading firm lb New; York city but >ae now 'ac cepted '.a splendid, proposition with Preston, Brown and- Wa)ker, archi tecte la.Detroit. . ^ IMBNHRMB9H&E City council yesterday afternoon ac cepted Mayor Godfrey'? proposition which was that in the future ho would conduit recorder's court and thereby save tho city the money which has heretofore been paid out for this pur pose. The office o? recorder has been mude vacant by the death o? Mr. Rus sell nnd during bis lllnesB Mayor Godfrey did the work. He stated yes terday afternoon that he would he willing to continue doing lt, If lt was agreeable to council. Thc salary of the recorder ls only $400 per year, but recently the city has had to pay out considerable money in carrying on tho street work preparatory to the paving. Owing to thia thc mayor is willing to do this, work and save the? city this money. This ls a liberal offer on the part of Mayor Godfrey, and he will have the support of the people In this ac tion. --o- . ., Arthur Lambie, advance man for the Prince of Pilsen, was In tho city yesterday and stated that Anderson was one of the most prosperous towns he had visited Jn the Bouth. He claims the Prince of Plleon tc be ono of the best attractions on the road this sea son, and that it 1B playing at 92 a seat In other places. However, Mr. Trowbridge out talked Mr. Lamb?o and the shew will ? appear hore at 91.60. Mr. Lambie praised the An derson theatre and stated that it com pared very favorably with those found In cities five tlmea the size of Ander son. His only criticism was in re gard to tho seating capacity of tho local lunns, which ia 485 in the pit, 168 in first balcony and 102 ia second balcony, which makes a total of 755. -0~f*-r. ' A neg.-? c;iu?i?ry.' das been estab lished on the extension of Franklin street by Messrs. 'J. M. and J. P. Evans. This cemetery will Join tho ono owned by the 'city. The burying ground has been named "WeBt Vale," and lt was stated yesterday that al ready nome of the plots had been sold. ? Several months ago MesBsrs. Evans acquired 12 acres of land ajolning tho colored cemetery owned by tho city, abd they hayo "cal about seven abd one half acres .. of this up into small lots, which ranga In price from no to 92?: ? 1 ? ... ,pt k P. H. McGarrlty,;a .white man, waa yesterday fined 9100/' or 30 days ? In mayors court for" xrrasp?rii?js illicit br contraband \l?$$xu? ,-/?T??'. arrest was made by Officer Whitten Thurs day afternoon., and the; mah had two pints of liquor, onb of rye'and one'of corn, In his pockets. Jy'^ / .[ -. vO- .?-v Mr. T. H. La ni ay, president of the Son thorn Pavia rr company, was a vis itor in the city yesterday, having come over from Greenwood where his company submitted,a bid for the pay ing work to be done there in the nour future. Mr. Laslay is a. very inter esting man and it waa a pleasure to see him yesterday. Mr. Laslay stated that judging from what. Supt Graney said, the paving in Anderson vrouid bo /com pleted by the loth of next month. He stated that he thought -.-ai ot the as phalt work would ho completed by December 1, includlh^^e Work re cently ordered on Manning, East Earle and East Market: streets. The brick work on Ncrth Maid will take about two or three weflks. . The contract in Green wood baa not' yet been let, but all cf '*''?> hlda ex cept/three have been thr?'tva out' that of tho Southern Pav*s?? company be ing ono of those rein?j?lng. , Mr. Laslay ?tated that he van proud of tho work in Andersbny and al?o ot the co-operation on tlib part of tho city officials in carrying On the Job.. . -o-*V . Trains Into Andoreofi over tho C. & W. C., wero delays yesterday ow ing US a small wreck od the main lino below McCormick. J^agtixe No. 204 ran off the track an^lt^th^k some time to get it back on and tho tracie cleared. Reports state that no ono was seriously injured. Four prominent Asheville citizens passed through Mdersoa yesterday itt nu automobile en routo td Atlanta, <Ja>, eu a little pl?a3uro trip. They ?will take In the Joe'halt gamo there today between Tech and Georgia, re turnin;t homo flunda^/}?tfsa'-'.'opm posing the party werd Hi ! W. Ohsa Alee, S. C. fiatterthwalt, Jr., W. B. Ray and H. P. Campbell. A paroled convict of South ?Dakota trmat servo out his term, .because ho iTot married while at liberty. Pretty hard lines for a man who was aking tho hebt way to behavd himself-St. Pari.} Pioneer Press. A married man laugh? when ono of iud. bachelor friends gets married. ie may lie hotter id ba liera lucky .om tho star ? . The Full Force of $15 is Dis played in our Suits an^ Overcoats wm mim . . Our suits at this price represent the very utmost in style, tailoring, and intrinsic worth that modern methods can produce to sell at $15. No other store buys so advan tageously. Consequently, the standards of value at this store differ from all others. Judged hy our higher standards of value, the suits and overcoats here priced at $15 carry a greater measure of style, fabric and tailoring value, than is obtainable elsewhere. See our Evans Fifteens Today. * ?tor cxw ciorHrW?Z The Store with a Conscience* -, * I* The Brogon Controversy * >0*e*?***<ft?**?4>*4?4> ? * <? The State prints today an account f the troubles in the Brogon mills, ear Anderson, written by Mr. Glenn, he editor- of the Anderson In tel - Igenccr. The story is told in tem erate terms. It is a plain statement if the facts as the writer has ob ervod them and we commend it to he ci ref ul attention of South Caro iniuns everywhere who ore intev st?-d for the preservation of the reave and tho maintenance bf . tho aws. The columns of The State are pen to a presentation of the other ldc of the cas?, if any ons wishes to ake exception to the -Statements of. dr. Glenn.' jTh? '$l?te? wonlft 'oti ?Urse expect.that the same moderate: bile, be observed- by others in dis-. , ii? ng the tense situation in Ander en that characterizes ".'Mr,,1 Glenn's itpresslons. i'lt setms that the quarrel, in An 1 er con .has proceeded so far that 'Its idpistment would perhaps be for varded by publicity of the conten ions ot the opposing parties. ' ?? " . .-. The Problem In Anderson. The owners Of the Brogon mills ha Anderson are not going to injure- or lostroy their own' .property.. .OJ,'that here.ia v.o 'doubt.' They are' snt?lv?! e protection lor it^ They are.not less ratitled to.protection for it- than Mr.. Fones or Mr. .Brown or any other.far Q.vr Sn- Andersen cc ?intT ii . entitled to protection for tho cotton in his" gin;: louse. ? '. ~ -,. Supposing that-Farmer jones of An derson ' county has five bales of - cotton n his gi nh ouse, has he or-has ha not he right to ship the five bales to Co umbia or Greenville?. . j Suppose ih?t Farmea Jones warns til persons not hav.hu; business on the ands, which he owns, immediately, surrounding his glnhouse, not to como, ipon them is ho or is ho not within ile rights? ? ',"!. ! Suppose that in spite of warmings, jersons trespass upon the lands near .?""armer Jones' glnhouse, ls or ls not .""armer Jones entitled to have protec; ion from the peaco officers'of Andor :on county, of ,whom thc r.herlft ia ho chief? ts the . right of Farmer JOn.es to: ihip five bales of cotton in bales, less' han the right of the Brogon mills to. ?hip ?lve bales of cotton ofter lt hhs' >een spun and woven Into cloth? . There is but one answer tc these luestlons and every sane mah knows, what that answer is. All .properly Is ?atitled to protection in Anderson; aunty, whether it is' owned hy a f^r-; nor'or a spinner, and.tho'.duty orpro :ect!ca* rests' upon Hie officersfof, the aw of . whom the sheriff. is tho hoad. ) Th-) condition ot affairs at Brgbii ailis ?as attracted tho attention of. ha people of the State.('-Th/>y v ex icct-tho sheriff and his deputies, who! ire the .?wornloffleera of th? .law, to >erfotm their. plain duties and <It they, lo - perform them the people. Ot the, ;tnto k tow +Kat both life and proper-, y andi, liberty to worts will iii secure n Anderson c?un</^?//^ssp^^ ; -There ; ts not in ; South. .Carolina :ounty where the officers of . the- law, letermlned to keep .the pence- and see bat Hat* laws are nfcreed, can not mforco them. There ts not in South karolina at this tune any neighbor?' ipod In Urbich the officers ot; the law ire not able to protect lift and malo ; oin the peace eo long as they are re* solved to do H.* A threatening and ecr iou s condition ixlsta tn Anderson county and upon he'sheriff Tests a large responsibility, rhere-is before him, too, the oppor tunity ?to gain .reputation ' as a tActfuV 'Irm and capable officer. Ftortnnate y for bim aa fcr ^lV?erjitfS th* fine ?C duty is prescribed by law and is jorteotly clear .*-r<ktlttmhia Siato. - ? - " "v STORAGE OF COTTON SUBJECT Of BULLETIN Washington, Nov. 12.-lt 4s very important, according' to the special ists ot th? United; States department of agriculture, that all cotton that is ino morkoted when ginned "should ho stored or placed in a position where it will ho proteoted from injury b/' moisture. Where cotton is oxposed t > ?aln lt is subject to perionis injury, and where it ls sheltered but left in contact with the wet ground; it ls likely to become seriously damaged. It is frequently the caae that people-; do not realise the amount bf damage; that is done. In many instances cot-' j ton appears from th? oubdde of the bale to be In fairly geed condition, when it is really badly injured inside due to the fact that'moisture hasbeen allowed to penetrate the bale, thus causing mildew. It is not unusual, according to the department's data, for cotton to suf fer; a loss of from-$3.00 to 3^5.00 pe? bate as a result .Qt unnecessary ex-: poBuro. At all thnes lt should bo. kept off,tbe ground and properly. sheN' tered. . Where it is impossible to place it In a warehouse:it should.b? ?rs i-OC*'w? * Pf *** "*r*vf -?}??Cl "VT* it . tuon tin placed on poles or timbers which will keep it' sevteral. . inches from , the ground, and covered'wltVtarpaulins. Protected In this "way, h. c?? .be haul for six months or even; a ;year w.r.v. very little' damage. '?. In Dome sections the farmers and business men have organized com panies tor tho'purpose of constructing: warehouses in order to protect thc: cotton. This, tho Investigators be lieve, la a mbvo in the right direction; and every community should ;tsko thia .preca/utlon where tho warehouses' now available are not ample for tho protection " of the cotton crop;. They; point out, however, that many of' these communities ore making a ser-, douo mistake in constructing cheap warehouses.' It has been- shown; (Bulletin 210, UV 8. Department of Agriculture, '|Cotton / Warehouse; Storage Facilities New -Available la tho; SouthA' that;there?' is an -annual lesa of several.million dollars in tho cost. of Insurance* ; ' This ? loss ti? brought about pxlnmrily, by^'theVctih' strnction of cheap warehouses. Tho rate ' of insurance ;. on . these1 cheap structures ranges from two. per font. . to four per cent per' annum, -, while it .is :possih?o to insure cotton, in : tho standard warehouse, >, w - th : -, proper equipment, nt the rate of 1-4 of one per cent per annum. The ;cheao structures last a coniparatiirely few years and cost-almost .as ihueh us the standard wareh?uso. Th? saving in insurance wlH pay for the differ ence tn'cost of the warehouse- -inv^a very short time . While, it la better to: construct - in?xnflinslvo . Warehous?-J than-?t. is ip ..'ailow/'Sfce catto? to' be )t?inaged, lt. is.Tmn'cl? better and, even {smearer,, to .tfi??lobij ' rani, ;io';-(B?^^ruot--' Standard warehou-AS. A Wse Doctor. . ] < . Some time ago Brown began 4o feel a little under the weather, and a plijts?eian i^':-,??t?eae4Vv;;.'-A''.'. few ?&?p? later a friend called/ to'see how tho patient was (retting along. . ^'Sorry to see you'iperihed bp, old boy," remarked -the caller, sympathe tically . ~. ?*What: seems ; to; h?tba : trott-? biet" ; V 7/. :V\'--v. "Just run down e, bit,*' ' ?ne^?Tetl the patient; "The-doctor says I will be ail right in a short timo," "I Bee," thoughtfully returned the ytsitor.. fl understand the d?v*br told Mfct! to take plenty of fresh air." "Yes," smiled the natlent: "He Itne .^ It was the only kind ot Medicine;- that I could afford to ?ot.^Pbttaaelphia Telegrnph. . In Defense pf Giggling. ; Raleigh TJmes. Discussing the advice < given io young men by a certalnv woman doc tor, that they avoid In,choosing wives the "girl-who- giggles/' -the .Greens boro: News'hos th^,fpiloting: . "The designing : wtmianY or girl, may te heartless^ehe'may be expert in playing the name of deception to accomplish her ends-rbrt. ehe doesn't gaggle. The girl Whb?giggles wears her nature on her nicene.. Dr. Yurros i3 wasting .her time in ringing alarm, beils for either sex. If th?ro ever was a time in the history of ?>. !i and wo men when 'they were serious, lt ls the pr?sent." Is "giggling" really'd^??f J?Tankl^ we hope hot.' It is tfue- that the practice ls one .that gets' on tile njirvesoag^tfeqlq)on;??hO; ?sast J&ight ho long that he has ceased to appreciate the laugh that moans np more than the ebullition ol' health and spirits. It ' is annoying tp that experience ot Ute that comes by its humor.'hard. It .^s true that,1 publicly indulged, it is a [breach' of *that 'decorum i ofvmannera j .which.- is (?be arrogant,boant of ? a hearty animalism 'that""glories in its red blood and presents age with a list of. tho. things lt has outlived. But fur all that, the giggle of tho hum nh uni- ?, mal. that ls ripening into maturity n6 no 1?BS instinctive and natural th An the chirping-of a bird, in tho-spring time, than a peacock spreading its .ntl, a tiger dancing wiin its shadow rn mo moonlight-or thc eternal feminine tb at runs through nature giving the half-beckon of i?y?taU??xvOefore^ lt' nins .while yet undetermined whether to get iaw?y or be caught '' . Cut out the giggle? Dj* tho comic pip??q speak true with tb)dr. cartoons, of the spectacled little men and wo men-of Bostoh? \ Aro'wo tb be born serious aa well Ka io that trouble as ^evitable ns ihe '-t?pw?td/ flight of sparke? "tsStho. matron who unself iBhlypours- her Ufe lato the hard routine ot keeping a family to have no lustrrjhi or giddy-headed folly on ?. whlfcb id ponder .with , yearning eyes? Is. the v grand;folly of the. divine com e?y'of'mating itself "to be, robbed of all ita sentimental 'mea and Pettings? Aro wo to be deprived oven of the sedate pleasure of thinking that "There'"ViTas'.;a. Time," even.lf we como .. back to arth with a jerk. The saddest thing in life is to take lt seriously. Should age thaUprotecta . itself ;wlth':satire begrudge, to youth the high quality ot giggling In tho face of facts that . are hld with, fancies? ThroiTihg Off on George.' ..: f jmo of our Irreverent oontompo-. raries. ard, disposed io throw off. on-' King George of England for getting ' a fill from his horse" while reviewing .. his BOldiein. .They evidently, look upon his royal, highness ss a sort of [mollycoddle, who does not -V'ft?w how to sit a hor-ie. Very likely b ? ls ,not a v.'. " "~ skilled. rider, tor' he ?isrot fond ot Bports llk? ?la "father was; In fact, his fatlier was a good-deal of a sport '.^^^ himself fa hbi day, while George has ^hf^ reputation bf --Jr?lng'4'lit?b blt ;' henpecked, 'r"; ? ...:-V . '-.y-. But they, ara not giving George a. i square deal ;in the reports bf. jMs re-, cent e?u?,t*lan accident 'in, a ' saying that ba ^was thrown frc^ hW horsed ;Tbo M-ftW.'^'fett "thrown" la-. ? the correct sense ?rihat'term. ' reports cerni? to Tho Observer'. ? by cable and ^erwlse dre to the ?f- : ?foci y>:ift' -!^?iyhv>rs^'>i^htendd:: hy.'- ' ^ss^radc?^r^i ^^/^^JJ ; l?gs dod foil ovar odekwafda^and of ? cou??? his majesty fell ; but th???i|HPS diff?r?t, wo submit, from failing off. No persan, no matter - haw, fine a, horseman, 'can sit # horse.. *heo, lt falle. ov*r backwards *rlth ;him-not even ? a; -Seal^r-Haot oven Ti>dqy RooeeveU?. i Qlvq tho king his d?eB.--#awb?rry