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1 SMILES 1 L___ No Misrepresentation. Irate Motorist?Say, this darned car won't climb a hill! You said it was a fine machine! Dealer?I said: "On the level it's a good car."?California Pelican. The Last Call Tom's been away to Buena Vista "Where he called on a girl and hekista. It made her so mad She yelled for her dad? Poor Tom is now wishing hedmista. ?Pat Newton. Yep, Sure. "He is always talking about his family tree." "Yes," replied Miss Cayenne. "I have been interested in it. It is one of those trees which got shadier as they grow older."?Washington Star. Good Reason. "I see Jack Hansom was married the other day to Miss Richley." ies; 1 was very sorry vo sue it. "Sorry? For her sake or his?" "For mine. I wanted her."?St. Louis Post-Dispatch. Ain't It Awful Hodge?It's funny all autos have the tobacco habit, isn't it? Dodge?The tobacco habit? Hodge?Yes, I understan the gasoline cars smoke, while an electric won't start without a plug?Brooklyn Citizen. Too Good to Be True "I want to be excused," said the worried looking jui-yman, addressing the judge. "I owe a man $25 that I borowed, and as he is leaving town today for some years I want to catch him before he gets to the train and t pay him the money." "You are excused," returned his honor, in icy tones. "I don't want anybody on the jury who can lie like that."?New York Globe. His Loss "Does yo', Ivory Washington," solemnly inquired good old parson Babster, "take dis 'ooman, Gladys Guggles, to be yo' lawful wife?" "I dunnuh, suh." "Yo dunnuh! Yo' comes yuh to git I mar a, ana aen ounnun wnai yo" wants. Has yo' done lost yo' mind?" "No, suh; but J's sawtuh lost muh 'thusiasms."?kludge. An Insulting Program A lady's maid who had been to ? servant's ball came back before the evening was half over and in tears. Her mistress inquired the cause. "I was grossly insulted, ma'am, by a young man." "Well, what did he do?" "Well, ma'am * he asked me to go down to supper with him and when we had finished he said, 'Is your program full?"?-London Chronicle. Boarding House Statistics It was dinner time at Mrs. Meane. eigh's high-class boarding establishment. "Well!" said the statistical boarder leaning back in his chair, "we have at this meal the representatives ol itwo widely separated generations." "How is that?" asked the inquitive boarder, rising to the occasion. "Whv. the hen wo have been trvimr I to eat was in all probability the great1 great-grandmother of this omelet!"? I Judge. The Very Thing I Irate Country Gentleman (white with anger at being disturbed)?"You W book canvassers make me so angry with your confounded nerve and im , pudence that I can not find words to express my indignation." Canvasser (jumping with enthusiasm)?"Then, sir, I am a great help to you. I have here the very thing you need?a dictionary of the English language, containing all the wora. and slang phrases known, and. only 50 cents. Take it, and you will never be at a loss to express yourself again." ?Philadelphia Record. His Theory and Practice During a school tea a kindly lady sat regarding one of the young guests with evident alarm. Undismayed by the lady's glances, the young hopeful demolished plate after plate of bread and butter and cake. At last the lady could stqnd it no longer. Going up to the urchin she said: "My boy, have you ne?ver read an> book which would tell you what to eat, what to drink and what to avoid?" "Why, bless yer, ma'am," replie-. the young gentleman, with his mouth full of cake, "I don't want no book. It's very simple. I eats all I can, I i drinks all I can, an' I avoids bustin'." ?London News. He Could. A man walked into a barber shop ana removed nis nat and coat, lie was evidently in a hurry. "Can you shave me if I do not remove my collar?"he asked, impatientiy. "Yes, sir," said the obliging barbej. The man took his seat in the chair, and the barber prepared for business. As he surveyed his customer he noted that the hair had all gone from the top of his head and that his hirsui'te adornement was limited to a fringe of hair above his neck. Then the barber spoke, as he drew the cloth around his customer's neck and fastened it at the back: "And I think I could cut your hair if you did not remove your hat."?Columbus Disnatch. There are more people who cheat themselves than there are who cheat other folks. I i a ONLY SON IS LEFT s AFTER MAN'S ACT Aurebach Kills Wife, Daughtera and 5 Self?Wholesale Destruction of j New York Family is Not I Detected for Hours. j New York, Jan. 31.?Armed with ^ a magazine rifle equipped with a j. silencer, Herman Aurebach, a wealthy real estate operator, despondent over ^ financial reverses, to-day shot and ^ killed his wife and two daughters.as ^ they slept and then killed himself, j His son, Lester, a high school stu- ^ dent, was the only member of the ^ family left alive. ^ So completely did the silencing de- ^ vice muffle the reports of the weapon that the tragedy was not discovered j until several hours later, when the j son found under his door a note from ( his father requesting him to tele- j phone relatives. The quadruple kill- j ing took place in an exclusive apari.- <. ment house on Central park, west. j Coroner Feinburg, after an inves- <; tigation, stated that Auerbach evidently had planned the tragedy for j several days and had executed it witt. ^ calm deliberation. The son inform-, j ed the coroner that his father had rj brought the rifle home nine days ago. c A maid in the Aurebach home, who ^ had not been disturbed by the shoot- c ing, arose as usual but made no effort ^ to call the family until 10 o'cIock, when, failing to get response from the others, she aroused Lester. The _ boy found under his door a note in f his father's writing, which read: v "When you wake up telephone v Uncles Leopold and Joe Levy and ^ grandpa." d The boy went to his father's room, where he found his father and n mother dead in their beds, between ^ which lay the ri'fle. Going into the r rnnm nf Viic fwn el cfnvc Vin fmin m Beatrice, aped 18, and Daisy, two years younger, dead too, with the s bed clothinp tucked about them and 0 drawn over their heads. The boy j followed his father's instructions, ^ notifyinp the relatives as well as the ^ police. He then broke down and became frantic. The coroner found on a desk in t Aurebach's room four empty cartridpe shells of heavy calibre, apparently ejected from the rifle after each shot. Inasmuch as the fourth bul- j let was that which Aurebach endeu r his own life, the coroner could not j understand how all four shells haa been picked up, but finally decided j that the son mipht have found the fourth and placed it with the others J without realizinp what he was doinp. , Until a few years apo Aurebach hat! ^ been a member of a New York candy T firm, from which he retired to devote ' his attention to real estate. A few ^ months apo, it is said, his property . was valued at nearly $1,000,000. CONVENTION DOPE I On the 12th, 13th and 14th of February, a Missionary Convention of the Episcopal Laymen in South Carolina will be held at Trinity Church, > Columbia, S. C. , Bishop A. S. Loyd and John W. T Wood, president and secretary re- ^ spectively, of the General Board of r Missions of the Episcopal Church < in the United States and the hiphest ' authorities on Mission work in the , church will have important parts ^ on the program. Right Rev. Wm. A. Guerry, Bishop of the Diocese, Rev. Robt. W. l'atton, j secretary of tho Province of Sew- ] anee, J. Nelson Frierson, B. F. Fin- , i - ncy, ouuiuci u x" ivin ui inc < brotherhood of St. Andrew, and Walter Hazard, will all join in mak- j ing the Convention an interesting oim This Convention is the first one of j its kind ever held in this State, and the executive committee is very anxious to give every male Episcopalian an opportunity to share in its bene- J fits. Every Parish in the State has been requested to make a canvass oi its members and to enroll them as delegates and there is no doubt but 1 that there will be a large attendance. 1 The program is to consist of con- 1 ferences during the day with inspirational meetings at night, and a mass : meeting on Sunday afternoon. A simple supper will be served Friday evening. There will be a registration fee of one dollar for each delegate who attends. If this fee can not be made to cover the cost of the supper as well as the other expenses, there will be no further charge, otherwise, the supper will be a small amount per plate. The registration fee should be mailed in advance to the treasurer, J. H. Mallory, P. O. Box 504, Columbia, S. C. The clergy and the delegates will be entertained by the church people of Columbia, S. C. All inquiries should be addressee to either Edmund R. Heyward, chairman of the executive committee or J. LaBruce Ward, secretary. Jhe executive committee consists of Edmund R. Heyward, chairman; Rev. Walter Mitchell, vice-chairman; J. II. Mallory, treasurer; J. LaBruce Ward, secretary, and L. A. Emerson, Allan Jones, Jr., George B. Reeves, Julius H. Taylor, Jno. T. Seibels, T. T. Moore, Jr., A. Anderson Clarkson, W. A. Thayer, J. N. Spann, C. W. Jacobs, Jr., LeGrand Guerry, A. P. Brown, J. B. Rodgers and J. K. Abrams. Convention headquarters have opened in the Y. M. C. A. building in Columbia, and registration committees are canvassing every male attendant in the local Parishes. Trinity church has pledged one hundred delegates. Any male attendant of an Episcopal church in South Carolina may be a delegate upon payment of the registration fee of one dollar. Answer business letters promptly. It gives your correspondents confidence in you. SILVER THREADS AMONG THE GOLD )arling I am growing oij^ Silver threads anions the gold, Shine upon my brow today, Jfe is fading fast away. Jut my darling you will be VIways young and fair to me; fes, my darling you will be Vlways young and fair to me. Vhon your hair is silver white, V.nd your cheeks no longer bright, Vith the roses of the May, will kiss your lips and say; )h! My darling, mine alone, alone fou have never older grown, fes, my darling, mine alone, fou have never older grown. -ove can nevermore grow old, ^ocks may lose their brown and gold, Cheeks may fade and hollow grow, Jut the hearts that love will know Jever, never, winter's frost and chill; Summer warmth is in them still, "lever winter's frost and chill, Summer's warmth is in them still. iOve is always young and fair; Vhat to us is silver hair, 'aded cheeks or steps grown slow, [*o the hearts that beat below? Since I kissed you then alone, alone, fou have never older grown; Since I kissed you then alone, fou have never older grown. Since the above has sprung into lopularity again, the following taken rom a Philadelphia paper in 1911 vill be of interest, especially to those vho hold tender memories in regard o this old song of more than three [ecades ago: Hart P. Danks, who composed the nusic of "Silver Threads Among the Jold," was found dead yesterday norning in his room at the house vhere heboarded, 1210 Race street. Almost to his last breath Danks ang the plaintive notes of the moldy which has endured for .10 years. 3ivas has rendered it before disinguished audiences in all narts of he world; it has been hummed and chistled by two generations; an<\ anks as one of the best old songs hat were produced by the school of mtive American composers, amonp vhom Danks occupied a hiph rank. Mrs. (J. S. Hallman, Dank's land* ady, heard the old man at the orpan n Thursday nipht. He had been ail np and seemed to enjoy playinp and inpinp some of his compositions. Dank's frequently told Mrs. Hallman >f his affections for "Silver Threads Vmonp the Gold," and a day or two tpo commented with pleasure to his 'ri'end, Richard 11. Kayser. a music mhlisher at. 214 North 13th street, >n the fact that his royalties from ;he sale of the sonp were preater his than last. "I'm proud of my 30-year old >aby," he said. Fond of the Last Verse Three or four times Dank's sunp 'Silver Threads Amonp the Gold" on Thursday nipht, repe?.tinp the last .rerse: ,ove is always younp and fair, What to us is silver hair, Faded cheeks or steps prown slow To the hearts that boat below? Since I kissed you then alone, alone, i'ou have never older prown; Since I kissed you then alone, Tou have never older prown. Dank's was lyinp by the side of his 3ed when TVIrs. Hallman entered th" room yesterday morninp. On the music rack of the orpan was a copy of 'Silver Threads Amonp the Gold." Pencil marks were scored above the final stanza. "He must have been thinkinp of his own troubles," said Mr. Kayser 'esterday. MAN PAROLED BY BLEASE IS CAUGHT ROBBING STORE Greenville, Feb. 1?Blythe Freeman, who was paroled from a 10-year sentence by Governor Blease, April 15 last, was captured by Call Officer Posey while in the act of robbinp the store of Smith Brothers, on Buncombe and Parker street. The affair occurof O 1? :? I ?vu uw U u viuta kiatuiuay IIIUI I1III, while the officer was out scouring about the town on his motorcycle. He found Freeman in the store behind the counter and entered, pointing his pistol in the face of the man he or dered him to stand and hold up his hands. Officer Posey was alone, and he was somewhat put on his nerve when the burglar said, back into the darkness of the store: "Come on Frank, they've got us!" The officer did not know that an-1 other burglar was in the store, ano hence as he was alone he realized that he might be in a close place with two men, both likely armed; but he held his nerve and held the one burglar he had captured and explored the rest ol the store, liy using the telephone he summoned aid and soon had lights and assistance. It was found that Freeman was alone. He was locked up in the city jail until yesterday later in the morning and sometime about noon was moved to the county jail, as he will have to be tried in the court of general sessions. CHICHESTER S PILLS W^v THK DIAMOND IIRAND. X y/TWtAWk l.adlrst Auk jrsur Draulal for AA f i\ Ohl-rkM-lcr* IM?miiiidTlraii<)/A\ LwliUHk I'lll* In lied and Hold mfUlllc?W 'Vk ??t>o?e*. sealed with Blue KIMmn. \/ AW wd Take no other. Dui of your rl - flf Uracil*!. A-.U for CIII.C IfKH.TKn * I C Jf DIAMOND IIKANI> IMI.I.H. tor Cft V C* JD years k nown as Best, Safest, / '.ways Reliable ?r SOLD BY DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE South Carolina sends out of the State annually something like $5,000,000 for eggs and butter. It would be worth that much to keep some of the eggs and butter out of the State.? Columbia Record. I I THESE Winter Mornings cup of Rood, health-giving offee sets you right for the day's rork. Not how cheap, but how ood is the question, luy a pound of Luzianne and you ave the equal of 2 pounds of baiel coffe. Besides that, Luzianno i clean, healthy and fragrant ,rhen you open the can. Who nows but what the store cat lept in the barrel or bag the ight before you got your supply f loose coffee? Notice of Final Discharge. Stats of South Carolina?County of U lion?Court of Probate. N tice is hereby given, that on the 4th ay of March, 15)15, at 11 o'clock, a. n., in the Court of Probate for said County, the undersigned will makl his final settlement as Executors of the Estate of N. R. Farr, and that thereupon he will apply to the Judge of said Court, for his final discharge as such Executors. D. B. FREE, Jr. FLORA FARR TEMPLETON. This first day of February 1915. Published in The Union Times for :i? days. Don't Forget that if it is good to eat you can come nearer getting it fresh, guaranteed as to quality, and at the right price at this store than elsewhere. The Union Grocery Co. Phones 100 and SO Delightful and dependable, self-rising Huckwheat Flour, pure Maple Syrup, Log Cabin Syrup, Velva Syrup, or any one of a dozen varieties of the most desirable table syrups at the lowest market prices at The Union Grocery Co. Phones 100 and SO More Cereals, better and fresher Cereals, than is offered by any other store in Union County, fresh stocks, Quaker and Kellogs Corn .Flakes, Graham Flour, all sizes. Oat Meal, Rolled and Crushed Oats, regular family and tin packages; Post Toasties all sizes; Wheat Hearts, Cream of Wheat, Putfed Wheat, Shredded Wheat, Putfed Rice, Grape Nuts, Postum Cereal, Instant Postum, Pearl Grits, and choicest Head Rice. None cheaper, none better, none as fresh. The Union Grocery Co. Phones 100 and 80 It is a pleasure to use our Salt in bread, or to make butter or for table use, line clear, clean, dry and free, 5c, 10c and 25c bags, once used you will never have any other kind. Shaker Salt always on hand also. The Union Grocery Co. Phones 100 and 80 Notwithstanding the war has greatly diminished the importation and raised the prices of French Sardines and all imported goods, we are offering at the old prices choicest Sardines, 10c, 15c, 20c, 25c the tin; Shrimp, Urab Meat, Lobster Meat, Salmon Steaks and ordinary Salmon at prices within the reach of all. See us often it will pay you well. THE UNION GROCERY CO. The Best Groceries for the Least'Cost L. L. Wagnon, Manager Phones 100 and 80 \ ? , ? ^4,4i^4,4,4,4,^4,4?4i4i4*r)!>4,4i^4,4,44,4,4,'!bHl lYou Can Pay a Bill! If ^ * Without the trouble of making change. + *|f <4* Always have a receipt for each and *? If every transaction. 4<4f 4? ^ Carry on large or small transaction 4. <4f without the exchange of any cash. 4i Feel that your business operations ^ ^ are on a dignified basis. ^ * All this by simply carrying an acT count at this Bank and then pay all bills J ^ by checks. 4, * * + CITIZENS NATIONAL BANK | If 4? ^ R. P. Morgan, PresidentC. C. Sanders, Cashier ^ jfc Capital and Surplus $135,000.00 4? 4f * 1X4* 4*4* <4 4* 4* 4^444^ 4* 4*444^4^44*4'4* 4*4 i ? ? ? 1 | BUYERS TO SHAKE IN PROFITS LOWER PRICES ON FORD CARS Effective from Aug. 1, 191-1 to Aug. 1, 1915 and guaranteed against reduction during that time: Touring Car $190 J llunabout 140 | l Tow n Car <>90 (F. O. 15. Detroit, all cars fully equipped. jj [ in the United Slates of America only.) I Further, we will he able to obtain the maximum efficiency 3 in our factory production, and the minimum cost in our B purchasing and sales departments if we can reach an out- I put of 300,000 cars between the above dates. And should we reach this production, we agree to pay as the buyer's share from $40 to $00 per car (on or about August 1, 1915) to every retail buyer who purchases a . new Ford car between Aug. 1, 1914 and Aug. 1, 1915. For further particulars regarding these low prices and profit-sharing plan, see the nearest Ford Branch or ileaier UNION GARA GE "HOME AT LAST." GADBEltKY ST. 9 ll I b??????????MMW?it i i ii? in ?? T elephones on Farms 50c per Month and Up If there is no telephone on your farm write for our free booklet telling how you may get service at small cost. Address FARMERS' LINE DEPARTMENT SOUTHERN BELL TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY i ^mw How To Give Quinine To Children. Card of Thanks PRI1RILINK is the trade-mark name Kiven to an To the Officers and Members, Exi in proved Quinine. ItisaTastelessSyrup. pleas- rolsior Council No lib .1 O IJ ant to take and does not disturb the stomach. . TV . A V, ' | Children take it and never know it is Quinine. A. M., Union, S. C. Also especially adapted to adults who cannot Gentlemen* We are evnressinrr take ordinary Quinine. Does not nauseate nor 1 ' ' . . 'V ' xPre*smk cause nervousness nor ringing in the head. Try OUr many thanks to thO above Courtit the neat time you need Quinine lor anyp.jr. c? ? wnjch our son was a member, pose. Ask lor 2-ounce original package. I he , . . ' name FRBRILINU is blown in bottle. 25 cevts. and we also thank the men who are m , members of the Council for their The Chicago Herald has a depart- kindness in helping us out with our ment headed "Who Wrote this SltWo?hope that the quick settlement Poem?" The Herald has nothing on and the good deeds that the Council us. Who wrote this poem? has done will draw many more good The cat is a comical beast? members to the Council, and we will Whenever you hear it purr ?'wsf havc? f-'00'11,w?r<1. s?y..for | . . . . ... the .Junior Order United Amprwiin you stroke it from whiskers to tail Mechanics. And gently exclaim, ''What fur?" Mechanics. Yours respectfully, ? (Signed) Joseph and Sarah Hooper, m Parents of Linden Hooper. X Piles Cured in 6 to 14 Days Will cure your ltheumatieiin Your druggist will refund money if PAZQ MenrAltrii TTendnehes f rnmnM f^)IN I MKN 1 fails to euro any case of Itching, iNeuraigia, Iieaaacnes, Lramps, Blind. Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 6 to 14 days. Colic, Sprains. Bruises, Cuts and The first application gives Ease and Rest. 60c. Burns, Old Sores, Stings of Insects ~ ' T ' , ????? .. 1 . a* V j ? . So long as the L/ord never gets disEtc. Antiseptic Anodyne, used in- eouraged why should we? His job is ternally and externally. Price 25c. harder than ours.