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.. . . S1VIILES No Misrepresentation. Irate Motorist?Say, this darne< car won't climb a hill! You said i was a fine machine! Dealer?I said: "On the level it's i good car."?California Pelican. The Last Call Tom's been away to Buena Vista Where ho called on a girl and hekista It made her so mad She yelled for her dad? Poor Tom is now wishing hedmista ?Pat Newton. Yep, Sure. << u-. ~i... i i t_ lie is always uuoui nit family tree." "Yes," replied Miss Cayenne. "1 have been interested in it. It is one of those trees which got shadier at they prow older."?Washington Star Good Reason. "I see Jack Hansom was married the other day to Miss Richley." "Yes; I was very sorry to see it.' "Sorry? For her sake or his?" "For mine. I wanted her."?St Louis Post-Dispatch. Ain't It Awful Hodge?It's funny all autos have the tobacco habit, isn't it? Dodge?The tobacco habit? Hodge?Yes, I understan the gasoline cars smoke, while an electrie won't start without a plug?Brooklyn Citizen. Too Geiod to Be True "I want to be excused," said the worried looking juryman, addressing the judge. "I owe a man $25 that 1 borowed, anel as he is leaving towr today for some years I want to catcl him before he gets to the train ane pay him the money." "You are excuseel," returneel hit honor, in icy tones. "I don't wanl anybody on the jury who can lie like that."?New York Globe. Ilis Loss "Does yo\ Ivory Washington,' solemnly inquired gooel old parsoi Babster, "take dis 'ooman, Gladys uuggies, to ne yo' lawtui wire?" "I dunnuh, suh." "Yo dunnuh! Yo' comes yuh to gii mar'd, and den dunnuh what yo' wants. Has yo' done lost yo' mind?' "No, suh; but I'a sawtuh lost mul 'thusiasms."?sludge. An Insulting Program A lady's maid who had been to < servant's ball came back before tin evening was half over and in tears Her mistress inquired the cause. "I was grossly insulted, ma'am, b> a young man." "Well, what did he do?" "Well, ma'am * he asked me to g< i down to supper with hi'm and whei we had finished he said, 'Is your pro gram full?"?London Chronicle. Boarding House Statistics It was dinner time at Mrs. Mcane eigh's high-class boarding establish ment. "Well!" said the statistical boarde: leaning back in his chair, "we havi at this meal the representatives o two widely separated generations." "How is that?" asked the inqui tive boarder, risinp to the occasion. "Why, the hen we have been tryinto eat was in all probability the preat preat-prandmother of this omelet!"? Judpe. The Very Thinp Irate Country Gentleman (whiti with anper at beinp disturbed)?"Yoi book canvassers make me so anpr with your confounded nerve and im pudence that I can not find words t< express my indipnation." Canvasser (jumpinp with enthusi asm)?"Then, sir, I am a preat helj to you. I have here the very thin> I you need?a dictionary of the Enplis! lanpuape, containinp all the worn, and slanp phrases known, and. only 61 cents. Take it, and you will never bi at a loss to express yourself apain.' ?Philadelphia Record. His Theory and Practice Durinp a school tea a kindly ladj sat repardinp one of the younp puesl: with evident alarm. Undismayed b; the lady's plances, the younp hopefu demolished plate after plate of brea< and butter and cake. At last thi lady could stqnd it no lonper. Go inp up to the urchin she said: "M.. I.A1. 1 my MUYU juu iirvux I CttU UI1J book which would toll you what t< eat, what to drink and what t< avoid ?" "Why, bless yer, ma'am," repliethe young gentleman, with his moutl full of cake, "I don't want no book It's very simple. I eats all I can, drinks all I can, an' I avoids bustinV ?London News. He Could. A man walked into a barber sho| and removed his hat and coat. lb was evidently in a hurry. "Can you shave me if I do not re move my collar?"he asked, impatient ,y- ... , , "Yes, sir." said the obliging barbej The man took his seat in the chair and the barber prepared for business As he surveyed his customer he notei that the hair had all gone from th top of his head and that his hirsuit adornement was limited to a fringe o hair above his neck. Then the barbe spoke, as he drew the cloth aroum his customer's neck ' and fastened i at the back: "And I think I could cut your hai i'f you did not remove your hat."?Co lumbus Disnatch. There are more people who chea themselves than there are who chea other folks. \ ONLY SON IS LEFT I AFTER MAN'S ACT 9 Aurebach Kills Wife, Daughters and Self?Wholesale Destruction of ' New York Family is Not Detected for Hours. 1 New York, Jan. 31.?Armed with a magazine rifle equipped with a silencer, Herman Aurebach, a wealthy real estate operator, despondent over financial reverses, to-day shot and killed his wife and two daughters.as they slept and then killed himself. His son, Lester, a high school stu dent, was the only member of the family left alive. So completely did the silencing device muffle the reports of the weapon 5 that the tragedy was not discovered until several hours later, when the [ son found under his door a note from ; his father requesting him to telei phone relatives. The quadruple kill. ing took place in an exclusive apartment house on Central park, west. Coroner Feinburg, after an invesI tigation, stated that Auerbach evidently had planned the tragedy for ? several days and had executed it witt. calm deliberation. The son inform^ ed the coroner that his father had brought the rifle home nine days ago. A maid in the Aurebach home, who had not been disturbed by the shoot, ing, arose as usual but made no effort to call the family until 10 o'cIock, when, failing to get response from the others, she aroused Lester. The boy found under his door a note in his father's writing, which read: "When you wake up telephone Uncles Leopold and Joe Levy and grandpa." ( The boy went to his father's room. ! where he found his father and mother dead in their beds, between \ which lay the rifle. Going into the room of his two sisters he founa ! ! Beatrice, aped 18, and Daisy, two years younger, dead too, with the , bed clothing tucked about them and ^ ' drawn over their heads. The boy followed his father's instructions, . notifying the relatives as well as the , police. He then broke down and became frantic. The coroner found on a desk in Aurebach's room four empty cart1 ridge shells of heavy calibre, appar; ently ejected from the rifle after each shot. Inasmuch as the fourth bullet was that which Aurebach endeo 1 his own life, the coroner could not ' understand how all four shells hae been picked up, but finally decided 1 that the son might have found the fourth and placed it with the others without realizing what he was doing. Until a few years ago Aurebach had ? been a member of a New York candy i firm, from which he retired to devote . his attention to real estate. A few months ago, it is said, his property ! was valued at nearly $1,000,000. CONVENTION D01~E ^ On the 12th, 13th and 14th of February, a Missionary Convention of the Episcopal Laymen in South Carolina will be held at Trinity Church, Columbia, S. C. Bishop A. S. Loyd and John W. Wood, president and secretary respectively, of the General Board of Missions of the Episcopal Church ^ in the United States and the highest L> authorities on Mission work in the church will have important parts on the program. Right Rev. Wm. A. Guerry, Bishop of the Diocese, Rev. Robt. W. Patton, secretary of the Province of Sewanee, J. Nelson Frierson, B. F. Finney, Southern Field secretary of the brotherhood of St. Andrew, and Walter Hazard, will all join in making the Convention an interesting on*> B This Convention is the first one of * its kind ever held in this State, and f the executive committee is very anxious to give every male Episcopalian } an opportunity to share in its benefits. Every Parish in the State has ~ been requested to make a canvass oi 1 its members and to enroll them as ? delegates and there is no doubt but 1 that there will be a large attendance. The program is to consist of con* ferences during the day with inspirap tional meetings at night, and a mass meeting on Sunday afternoon. A simple supper will be served Friday evening. There will be a registration fee of i one dollar for each delegate who atfT tends. If this fee can not be made y to cover the cost of the supper as 1 well as the other expenses, there will 1 be no further charge, otherwise, the c supper will be a small amount per - plate. The registration fee should be mailed in advance to the treasurer, k J. H. Mallory, P. O. Box 504, Colum:> bia, S. C. ) The clergy and the delegates will be entertained by the church people of Columbia, S. C. i All inquiries should be addresser. . to either Edmund R. Heyward, I chairman of the executive committee ' or J. LaBruce Ward, secretary. The executive committee consists of Edmund R. Heyward, chairman; Rev. Walter Mitchell, vice-chairman; J. II. p Mallory, treasurer; J. LaBruce Ward, q secretary, and L. A. Emerson, Allan Jones, Jr., George B. Reeves, Julius _ H. Taylor, Jno. T. Seibels, T. T. . Moore, Jr., A. Anderson Clarkson, W. A. Thayer, J. N. Spann, C. W. Jacobs, Jr., LeGrand Guerry, A. P. . Brown, J. B. Rodgers and J. K. [# Abrams. I Convention headquarters have p opened in the Y. M. C. A. building n in Columbia, and registration comf mittees are canvassing every male r attendant in the local Parishes. rj Trinity church has pledged one hunt dred delegates. Any male attendant of an Episcopal church in South r Carolina may be a delegate upon _ payment of the registration fee of one dollar. t Answer business letters promptly, t It gives your correspondents confij dence in you. SILVER THREADS AMONG THE GOLD Darling I am growing old, Silver threads among the gold, Shine upon my brow today, Life is fading fast away. But my darling you will be Always young and fair to me; Yes, my darling you will be Always young and fair to me. When your hair is silver white, And your cheeks no longer bright, With the roses of the May, I will kiss your lips and say; Oh! My darling, mine alone, alone You have never older grown, Yes, my darling, mine alone, You have never older grown. Love can nevermore grow old, Locks may lose their brown and gold, Cheeks may fade and hollow grow, But the hearts that love will know Never, never, winter's frost and chill; Summer warmth is in them still, Never winter's frost and chill, Summer's warmth is in them still. Love is always young and fair; What to us is silver hair, Faded cheeks or steps grown slow. To the hearts that beat below? Since I kissed you then alone, alone, You have never older grown; Since I kissed you then alone, You have never older grown. Since the above has sprung into popularity again, the following taken from a Philadelphia paper in 1911 will be of interest, especially to those who hold tender memories in regard to this old song of more than three decades ago: Hart P. Danks, who composed the music of "Silver Threads Among the Gold," was found dead yesterday morning in his room at the house ..,1 l 1 - -1 mm r? - A. wiific ut'uuurut'u, i6i\.f ivare sirei't. Almost to his last breath Danks sang the plaintive notes of the melody which has endured for 30 years. Divas has rendered it before distinguished audiences in all narts of the world; it has been hummed and whistled by two generations; aim ranks as one of the best old songs that were produced by the school of native American composers, among whom Danks occupied a high rank. Mrs. (1. S. Hallman, 1 tank's landlady, heard the old man at the organ on Thursday night. He had been ailing and seemed to enjoy playing and singing some of his compositions. Dank's frequently told Mrs. Hallman of his affections for "Silver Threads Among the Gold," and a day or two ago commented with pleasure to his friend, Richard H. Kayser. a music publisher at 21-1 North 13th street, on the fact that his royalties from the sale of the song were greater this than last. "I'm proud of my 30-year old baby," he said. Fond of the Last Verse Three or four times Dank's sung "Silver Threads Among the Gold" on Thursday night, repeating the last verse: I .,i......... i .o amujra ^uuilj; UIU1 lilir, What to us is silver hair. Faded cheeks or steps grown slow To the hearts that beat below? Since I kissed you then alone, alone. You have never older grown; Since I kissed you then alone, You have never older grown. Hank's was lying by the side of his bed when 'Mrs. Hallman entered th? room yesterday morning. On the music rack of the organ was a copy of "Silver Threads Among the Gold." Pencil marks were scored above the final stanza, "He must have been thinking of his own troubles," said Mr. Kayser 'esterday. MAN PAROLED BY BLEASE IS CAUGHT ROBBING STORE Greenville, Feb. 1?Blythe Freeman, who was paroled from a 10-year sentence by Governor Blease, April 6 last, was captured by Call Officer Posey while in the act of robbing the store of Smith Brothers, on Buncombe and Parker street. The affair occurred at 2 o'clock Saturday morning while the officer was out scouring about the town on his motorcycle He found Freeman in the store behind the counter and entered, pointing his pistol in the face of the man he or dered him to stand and hold up his hands. Officer Posey was alone, and he was somewhat put on his nerve when the burglar said, back into the darkness of the store: "Come on Frank, they've got us!' The officer did not know that another burglar was in the store, anc hence as he was alone he realized thai he might be in a close place with twc men, both likely armed; but he helei his nerve and held the one burglar he had captured and explored the rest ol the store, liy using the telephone he summoned aid and soon had lights and assistance. It was found thai Freeman was alone. He was locked up in the city jai until yesterday later in the morning and sometime about noon was movec to the county jail, as he will have t< be tried in the court of general ses. sions. CHICHESTER S PILLS W TDK in A MONO lilt AMI. X I.ndlrs! Ask your OruayUt for f i( a1*-" < bl-che?-t? r it lllunioniTTlraii<l/#V\ f I 1 ~jjjf fills In Itrd an,I Uold metallicW/ Iioim, ?rale<l with lllue RIM>on. M Take no olhrr. Iliir of roup ? r# - flf llrn?l?l. A<.W f,.r CirM'irKN.TKn A 1 C rJg DIAMOND ItKAND I'll.l.H, for 8ft V f JQ ytiisknowa u Bnl, Sifesl, / '.wiy, Kditlil* SOLD BY DRUGGISTS FVERYWHERE South Carolina sends out of tht State annually something like $5,000,000 for eggs and butter. It would b< worth that much to keep some of tht eggs and butter out of the State.? Columbia Record. THESE Winter Mornings cup of Rood, health-giving offce sets you right for the day's rork. Not how cheap, but how ood is the question, tuy a pound of Luzianne and you ave the equal of 2 pounds of baiel coflfe. Besides that, Luzianne i clean, healthy and fragrant /hen you open the can. Who nows but what the store cat lept in the barrel or bag the ight before you got your supply f loose coffee? > Notice of Final Discharge. 1 State of South r irolina?County of Ulion?Court of Probate. Notice is hereby given, that on the 4th oay of March, 191b, at 11 o'clock, a. r#., in the Court of Probate for said County, the undersigned will make his final settlement as Executors of the Estate of N. R. Farr, and that thereupon he will apply to the Judge of said Court, for his final discharge as such Executors. 1). B. FREE, Jr. FLORA FARR TEMPI.ETON. This fir.-l day of February 11> 1 . Published in The Union Times for JO days. Dora3s Forget that if it is good to cat you can come nearer getting it fresh, guaranteed as to quality, and at the right price at this store than elsewhere. The Union Grocery Co. Phones 100 and SO Delightful and dependable, self-rising Buckwheat Flour, pure Maple Syrup, Log Cabin Syrup, Velva Syrup, or any one of a dozen varieties of the most desirable table syrups at the lowest market prices at The Union Grocery Co. Phones 100 and 80 More Cereals, better ana fresher Cereals, than is offered bv anv other store in ?/ */ Union County, fresh stocks, Quaker and Kellogs Corn Flakes, Graham k lour, all , sizes. Oat Meal, Rolled and Crushed Oats, regular family and tin packages; Post . Toasties all sizes; Wheat Hearts, Cream of Wheat, ; Pulled Wheat, Shredded i Wheat, Putfed Rice, Grape Nuts, Postum Cereal, ln; stant Postum, Pearl Grits, and choicest Head Rice. ' None cheaper, none better, ! none as fresh. 1 The Union Grocery Co. Phones 100 and 80 ? It is a pleasure to use our . Salt in bread, or to make : butter or for table use, line 5 clear, clean, dry and free, 5c, 10c and 25c bags, once used you will never have any other kind. Shaker > Sa.t always on hand also. The Union Grocery Co. t Phones 100 and SO Notwithstanding the war [ has greatly diminished the importation and raised the : prices of French Sardines i ar.d all imported goods, we ; are offering at the old prices choicest Sardines, 10c, 15c, Ol.r, uiu tm, oiirimp, Crab Meat, Lobster Meat, Salmon Steaks and ordinary Salmon at prices within the reach of all. See us often it will pay you well. , THE UNION GROCERY CO. The Best Groceries for the Least'Cost L. L. Wagnon, Manager Phones 100 and 80 ' I ? 4* 4* 4- 4* 4* 4* 4* 4? '.f* 4? 4* 4- 4* 4* 4? 4* 4* 4* 4* 4? 4* 4* 4? Xl | lYou Can Pay a Bill! -|f * * a _ i, J Without the trouble of making change. ^ Always have a receipt for each and X -|f every transaction. 4-if 4* ^ Carry on large or small transaction + <4* without the exchange of any cash. 4J Feel that your business operations ? ^ are on a dignified basis. + All this by simply carrying an acT count at this Bank and then pay all bills J ^ by checks. + I CITIZENS NATIONAL BANK f II. P. Morgan, PresidentC. C. Sanders, Cashier ^ ?ft Capital and Surplus $135,000.00 4? 4f *C i! BITVKRS TO SHARE IN PROFITS LOWER PRICES ON FORI) CARS Effective from Auk. 1. 1911 to Aug. 1, 1915 and guaranteed against reduction during that time: Touring Car $190 Runabout 140 | i! Town Car (>90 8 |(| (F. O. 15. Detroit, all cars fully equipped. a In the United Slates of America only.) | i: Further, we will l>e able to obtain the maximum efficiency a ! in our factory production, and the minimum cost in our B purchasing and sales departments if we can reach an out- I j y put of .'100,000 cars between the above dates. ^ And should we reach this production, we agree to pay as ^ 1 the buyer's share from $40 to $(>0 per car (on or about I I August 1, 1915) to every retail buyer who purchases a 3 ; 1 nmit KV.,.#1 ...... 1...4 ......... A,... 1 1 111 I I A 1 1..4 I 1 V/1V4 v &4 i uvvncvn nu^. x, ii;ii c&HVi nUf^, X, J.U.J. i l-'or further particulars regarding these low prices and profit-sharing plan, see the nearest Ford Branch or Dealer UNION G A II A GE "HOME AT LAST." GADBEliliY ST. ?????^???? < .1 ! ! ?O T elephones on Farms 50c per Month and Up If there is no telephone on your farm write for our free booklet telling how you may get service at small cost. Address FARMERS' LINE DEPARTMENT SOUTHERN BELL TELEPHONE (f A \ AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY J* How To Give Quinine To Children. Card of Thanks pkbri lint? is the trade-mark name given to an To the Officers and Members, Exiraprovcd Quiniue. It is a Tasteless Syrup, pleas. ,?elsior Council No 115 .1 O II ant to take and does not disturb the stomach. ceisior v ou licit, i\o. 110, J. v>. u. Children take it and never know it is Quinine. A. M., Onion, o. L. Also especially adapted to adults who cannot OnMemen: --We are expressing take ordinary Quinine. Does not nauseate nor , . . ? V, cause nervousness nor ringing in the head. Try OUT many thank.S to the above Coutv it the next time you need Quinine for any pur- c? j? W|lich OUT soil Was a member, pose. Ask lor 2-ounce original package. The . , ., , . ' uame FKUkiLiNi; is blown mbottle. 25 cents, nntl we also thank the men who are . m members of the Council for their | The Chicago Herald has a depart- in helpin* Us out wilh 0Ur ment headed Who Wrote this ^Vo hope that the quick settlement Poem?" The Herald has nothing on ar?i the good deeds that the Council us. Who wrote this poem? has done will draw many more good The cat is a comical beast? members to the Council, and we will , ... always have a good word to say for Whenever you hear it purr th(> f,unioi. ()r(,er United American You stroke it from whiskers to tail Mechanics. And gently exclaim, "What fur?" Mechanics. Yours respectfully, ? (Signed) Joseph and Sarah Hooper, R U B-MY-TISM p"r""ts-"f 1J""cn "0<""!rW "" " Pile, Cured In 6 to 14 Day. Will cure your llheilltltll IN in Your druggist will refund money if PAZO Neuralgia, Headaches, Cramps, Si,nJ'V.ikniI failVlfll!i' "pi"**0.' u!}'0*' . ~ \ Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 6 to 14 days. Colic, Sprains, Hruises, Cuts and The hrst abdication gives Ease and Rest. 50c. Burns, Old Sores, Stings of Insects , . .. _ a a* a* a ji j ^>? lonf? ?s the Lord never gets disEtc. Antiseptic Anodyne,used in- couraged why should we? His job is ternally and externally. Price 25c. harder than ours.