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> 1 * W >J 4^ Av-. IN THE TOWN OF UNION ^ S|"^ 1 T "l^T T Z' \. ^k T r ? -? B A /fST ^ OUTSIDE OF THE CITY?=S - K %if,r?^tF?itonJ^illa' onc^",Iiii/!^ B 8 S S I ' I ' m A % ^ i 8 /IS M ? 1 Three Cotton Mills, one Knitting ? ^ Mill and Dye Plant, one Oil Mill, B Ml] H J j& 'A M ?, $] W *i', i | vV ' .... ' ~ .. VT" ' two Furniture Manufacturing Con- M 0 ?4 0H . fc *A; Q /I ^ \kk gj & fed Lo-4 ^%K Mill, another building, Gold Min1. cents. Female Seminary, Five Efi S Hi H I J 14 i j V'i V ^ R3 K !$ a | l ? iu?> Famous Mineral Springm. Graded Schools, Water Works and M R^El??^4 \jJ *uSm^F B E8 W W tiifi ' J k / a Taxable value in and out of iOYTB Flectric Lights, Copulation 7,000. -*- -JB??? ' -?- ~ ~s -* * " . M_ _^L V _Ol_ _JGi?<ets Ky 0 ?5,000,000. ty> VOL. LUI. NO. 5-2. ' ONION, SOUTH CAROLINA, FRIDAY. DFCEMBER 25. 1903. #1.00 A YEART" 1 rri.rv nf rvUnrt 11 ? i Wm. A. Nich< BANK Wish MERRY CHRISTHAS YEAR, AND SOLICI FOR 1904. I \ A MADE TO f < !- /\r,r^r-rk it -*r- ? n ? x i i * UKUtK JILIVI | > MARY F. K. HUTCHINSON < j \ Copurtght, looJ, !?// T. C. Mc&urc S ^A/WWWVVWWWWWWVV1]!] rcnclopo, having instructed the maid to say she was not at home, stood behind the bice curtains to-watch the fleparture of jack Hale. "Now, Penelope," began her brother Clarence,s who caught her in the act, "I want to know what this means." "What what means?" asked Penelope, flushing and striving to gain time. "What what means!" grunted lie in scorn. "Pen, will you never learn it's useless to hedge with a newspaper man? I want to know why you are treating Hale in this fashion. He's hpf'tl ill tho itnniiK stiiioii lir? (??!.- v.>11 to the Commercial club inusicale. lie's doing poor work, and the managing editor called him down today before the whole gang. Il' he's discharged he'll spoil his xdiances for a position on that New York paper. You've had an ottack of the indigoes yourself and refuse to see him when lie calls. Naturally I want to know what's the matter, for 1 don't mind telling yon I'd rather have Jack Hale for a brother than any man 1 know." ^ "WllV flmi'fr vnii nlnitf Kin* H?/>n V asked l'cnelope unconcernedly. "Well, we'll try cross examination," t remarked lie. "Pen, do you hate .lack L.... _y w i o rea 1 ly lVie J? ox your :',*??Snapped Penelope as\?t\n? 5Hfl^^Srteil to leave the room. v "Ilighty tighty! Not so fast," said i he. "lteineinher, Pen, I'm not only y?ur brother, but your guardian, and, i while 1 take the place of parents and brother, too, I must use my own way of striving fov your happiness. 1 can't let my dearest chum and my little housekeeper both eat their hearts out without trying to remedy the matter. Now, little girl, let's have the whole story." ^ "And "oil won't tell a word?" came the smothered question from his slioulKS& "Never a word." "Well, then, if you must know the whole story, nothing happened at that BaE tnusicale. Hut the next day Aunt Ma* fia came to spend the day. OAiwl n ilnv in her cotimanv is as a thousand," supplemented Bradford. "And she said she felt it her duty to * tier (load brother's child to tell me how v people were talking about me behind ' my back. She said 1 had encouraged H Jack long enough and that if lie hadn't proposed by this time he never would, lie would pay me attention till he got that position in New York, and then he'd Hud another girl there and forget me. I told her he was nothing but one of your friends; that I never intended B " to marry, but should always keep house for you." "Then you proceeded to shut Jack ' out because lie hadn't lived down to Aunt Maria's level of marrying in 5 haste. Jack Ilale is the soul of honor. ' ^ If ho hasn't naked you to marry him It's because lie wants to wait till lie ' has a better salary than lie gets on the Times. I'll see if I can show him the error of his ways." "Clarence," cried Penelope, pushing him from her, "you promised you'd never mention a vprd!" "So I did," groaned he. "Well, Pen, I'll keep my word, but I want you to forget Aunt Maria and her views. I'm ?oipg to ask Jack to dinner tomorrow night, and I want you to wear your prettiest gown, smile your sweetest \ and take him back into favor again. ^Tlint won't be a hard thing to do for Otf sake, will It, dear?" In his most wheedling tone. 1 "l'oii old torment!" cried Penelope as Blic gave him a parting hug.. KcacbJug the door, she called back, "I might H f posslblj' (ft> it for his sake," after which If V pleco of daring she hurried out to see ^ why dinner wasn't announced. "I surmised as much," Llradford told hi Idmsclf, "and. though I'd scorn to break a promise, Jack liule will get u ... ? v.M tmi i y .?> ^ . > J olson & Son, :ers, you a { and a happy new t your business " l_ pretty broad hint or what I consider his duty." Ilale pleaded an evening assignment the next afternoon, but Bradford wouldn't take "No" for an answer. "I know well enough what that assignment is," lie responded, "and you can get the story just as well in the morning. You're looking fagged out< Hale, and need a rest. Break away from your work early this afternoon and go up and take Penelope for a drive. The horse has been stabled for more than a week because Pen has had a had cold. I'll be homo In tiim^for dinner, hut shall put the whole evening in at the hoard of aldermen's meeting, so I'm glad you can amuse the child. She's in need of amusement after being cooped up for a wliple week." "Why didn't you tell me"? began Ilale. Hut I trad ford was gone. Though he could lie beautifully, he could not stand cross examination. As Jack and Penelope returned from their drive, both in the best of spirits after their spin through the frosty air, llradford preceded them up the steps. While all three removed their wraps in the hall he pulled a notebook from his pocket and tossed it across to Ilale, remarking, "Say, old man, I found your notebook after you left the office." "Much obliged," answered Hale 'hs he attempted to catch the book, which missed ids hand and fell at Penelope's feet. Picking it up quickly, she exclaimed: ".Now, I wonder what tlie very latest sensation is? I do so like to keep up with the times." And she proceeded to flutter the leaves of the book past the canceled items toward the last written pages. 'Tonelope, that's a pun, ami if 1 wasn't in a hurry to dress I'd see that you were properly punished for it," called her brother, disappearing upstairs with suspicious haste. Jack looked over Penelope's shoulder as he answered, "lion't believe there's a tiling that hasn't been printed. I"? "Oh, yes, there is," said Penelope. "Here's your very last Item." And she paused to read, while llale exclaimed: "itiljat isn't my writing! Oh, Lord!" in a tragic groan. For th>\s is the item both read: "KngagiVmcnL announced this weekMiss Peneloflpc Ilradl'ord, dan. of late Hon. Harris*1, fci It-late pres. Nat. Hank, this city. Mr.'i John Winthrop Ilalerising young jyiur.?pop. member Commercial Club?g^ad. of llarv.?ctr. rush oil looiuau icainy? congrat. of hosts of friends, etc." * "Wh-what doo^\ it moan?" gasped Penelope, turning* red and white by turns. I "Mean?" ejaculated Ilale in desperation. "It means tlftat one of those eonfounded idiots at* lie oiliee lias been trying to get f tunny. It means?oh. Penelope, darliiwg," with a complete phange of tone,l??r viu't you make it mean something? i>oii\ run away, dear," as he cAngbt both her hands. "Lot me finish fnow I've started. I've loved you so loi^y ti,at you must surely have guessed t^int much, and I've only waited to have something worth during before asking you to become my wife. A m*?ri ought not to tie a girl down to X\\y sucli bread and butter existent as I can offer while I'm on the Times. I wouldn't have spoken if this hadn't happened till I had more. Hut I'll promise to wait patiently, dearest, if you'll only make this item true." The item appeared on the society p;)ge of the Sanbrook Times the following Saturday, and Bradford chuckled as he read it: "Now, that's what 1 call a made to order Item." Ilale, being blessed with his share of newspaper Instinct, never tried to liml out which of the "confounded idiots at the otlice" dared to tamper with his notebook. 'l'llotlMftitfii). Two men had fallen out of the sixtyfifth story. As they proceeded down ward one of them yelled. "Why do you yell?" asked his com panlon. ' In order that people may catch us with their camera's." replied tlio other. ?Detroit Free Press, A TrnK?Mili?n*i? Mclnnoholy <rn?*ry. "I just hoard ii iiiiiii sny ho would tflvo $10 to roo you." . "Indeed!" said Mr. Stormlngton Rnrnos. "Did lie look liko an ordinal*; auditor or n man with an attach nioiit?"? Washington Star. IN DIS MYSTERIOUS VIS NORTH IS PER DUCTED BY PORTER I CITY'S AV COMM IS INTRODUCED TO 131 HOUSES WHO BEL INK. PROFESi UNION AND BRIGHT DISAPPEARS AS iUYSTE APPEARED. '] The Editor of Tiik Timi:s was busily at work in his Den the other day when lie was aroused by n sharp knock ai tne noor. inviting entrance, upon looking up he beheld an individii.il who handed him a card. Upon it in large characters was printed : _J \__ S. GLAUS, DISTHint'TOK or HAI'IMN'EPS, GREENLAND _ Now this was a poser. The Editor saw before him a s;oiling, stockily built little gentleman who was certainly not very old, hut his beard was long and beautifully I white. Ho was dressed in fashionable attire and looked more like a successful Mill President than the Patron Saint of children. The Editor?as we all do?had always pictured him as attired in an oddlooking suit fringed with fur and comical boots. Hut there was "the merry nod," and "the odd twinkle of the eye" which penetrated his disguise i I'M.. >? i - - i'..' ' ' .>? i. unit'-M, sum U1U IllXii* Oltl gentleman, "there is no use in denying the (act that 1 am the genuine old Santa Glaus in disguise. 1 have heard so much of jour beautiful nr.d progressive young city that I decided in tny preliminary and Milling in' trip, as the drummers call it, to see if your merchants are as much up-todate as your general appearances indicate. Therefore 1 have chosen your live and thriving punor, Tin: Union TiMK.i, as my mouth-piece in the matter, as I have read your publication regularly and consider it wide-awake, progressive and car- f il for the welfare of its put r ins. As I J ^ oyHeir am tho largest a !vi i-1 iser in t. "\orld, huving thousands of branch houo.<s scattered all over the globe, 1 can np-'Tf < imt ? a good -advert ising medium." The Editor acknowledged with thanks the kind words of Mr. Ohms, and after a pleasant chat and a real Havana Cheroot from Duke's Drug Store, he olTered to have tho distinguished visitor personally conducted around the business portion of thcity. A bright young Ueporter wm called in, introduced to Santa, and sworn to silence as to his identity until after his departure. The R porter gallantly led the way, and while his six feet of anatomy towered considerably above the somewhat diminutive stature of his compan'mr the oddly assorted payr did not attract much at ten turn as the Mrociwero crowded with busy shoppers Meandering up our newly paved and cemented Broadway, in the words of our Reporter: Our attention was first attracted by a largo throng of people pussirg to and fro from a pretentious and handsome store over which was the legend MUTtTAI. Dltv ?.OOI>S CO. Kutering we beheld a bevy of pretty GUISE. >ITOR FROM THE SONALLY CON= V TIMES RE= TiRO' THE ENUESOF iERCE. JSY PEOPLE OF BUSY' iEVE IN PRINTER'S 5ES FAITH IN > PREDICTS FUTURE. RIOUSLV AS HE [TIE riYSTERY SOLVED. | l g:ris ooliinil the counters a:i?l a crmv I I of male uK'tk^, al' busy as bo? -s w.iiii ing ?>n customers. The "Mutual" j live? up to its pant' up 1 it*; profits I are, ms it wore, mutually <livi<i<.*<i he ] ! wi'on th Cotnp toy tied its patrons, j by the simple and honest method of ; "quick sales and short profits.'' Mr. IJ IV Harry, the ?.'? ni1 Mntuigir i j of t hi- large Do j art tr.eiit Store, ( vim h also operates the Dep art ment Store | at Buffalo Mills.) was especially core , siderat.e in showing us around. The | Mutual's stock is ti great one and i comprises Dry Goods, Notions, Shoes, Hats, Clothing. .Millinery and Gents 'furnishings. Messrs. .1. 15 Morgan and Giius. \V. Goforth have charge ?.f the Shoe Department, .fas. K Powell, and Misses Schoppaul, Gregory, lvlge M/'ol Ilanrlton preside inimitably < '. . tlio Dress Too.Is Depart oient. li X. 1 wild go r and Paul Garner lit Very s'/.'d man or hoy \vh > desires clothing with taste and accuracy. (Iiipt. !{ 0 .1 ohi.son. a veteran sdosiii in wiio is too well 1.nown to i.e. d encomium, has charge of the Haberdashery Depart net.t. His affability especially pleased Mr. Santa Clous, who remarked to me that he had had the pleasure of meeting the Captain before, and considered him an ideal salesman. Miss r/illio Thorn, assisted by Misses Bertie and Sallie llix, three ch inning ladies, have the Millinery Department in care, and elegant taste and fashionable design indicate Cieir adeptness in the urt of trimming and selection. Upon Santa Glaus enquiring about business Mr. Harry remarked : < rn..-? u. Ci li.i aid.-) m i ll ^WUU ill I inn pjisc year, especially this Fall." Thanking hi in for his courtesy we bade Mr. 11arry ".au revoir," and wishing for inot her <?oo(l smoke (for S.-wftn is an inveterate oi l smoker and knows a t^ood cigar) we steppecl over to l lli: t'N ION' CIROI'ERY COM Pa x v s w and extensive establishment, where a dozen clerks were busily handing out food and fruits, staples aril delicacies. This praiseworthy business house, a combination of two standard Grocery firms, backed .by capital and brains, certainly dt serv s tho magnificent patronage it is getting, and will always continue to receivo. Mr. \j. b Wngnnn is the Store Manager (Mayor Maeb-th Young being President) of thi? inr.o l Stock Company, and tho names of these two gent Semen is sufficient to guarantee to purchasers square-dealing and good treatment. Messrs. it. H James,.), it Greer, 0 I'. Summer, G l> S mders and J. I), Gallmtn are bright young salesmen in this connection, and Claude M. Clraharn is Hook-keeper. Miss Blan he Morris, stenographer and typewriter, is also a valuable adjunct to tins extensive business, and her good work i* much appreciated by Iter employers. Sir. Wngnon said that his hu-incss was tine, having a well established ! trade, doing a big wholesale and retail business, the most of their business being in the rctnil line. They have an improved Cash It?'g. ister System, one of the most ?xpe:.sive in tlie State. The latest mo<brn ' methods of weighing and mea-utring are used. As Mr. \\'agnon says, I th?ir ir. uto for li)tG is "the high"-.!, class of goods, the cleanest and freshest goods, goods of every description I that can nossiblv ho ha.! ?iti> I margin of profits'," Bidding M r. [ Wngnon farewell Santa and I next 1 .kipped lightly o'or the newly macadamized stroma to an attractive "lore whore theHnag c wor.N (Continued on page I.) I _J " ^%7V??1 (TO ST OUR resources are not fabuh <>n earth, nor <to we <!<> OUT wo are here among the ample means for all re enough to take earo of al . WE CO Ml:, hacked up hy a good ror< made iri'i'proaehahle hv WE ARE her* to stay ami we soii* accommodation <: msiste Interest Pa il on Ti rierchnnts and I'lanti * w rx- *>-. nyn *rr ? Fntiluc S?/V/oiJs. I r "(r > :t?>k pa;i th Mil i ! <\ - <1; , TIip young man knew "pipa" \yj ih itd; 11 kte.w the. lite 4M- .; **' h i II.: tiadei-tooil tvh. n ti . ;<1 "(io ask papa," 1 : Thai was rough, \ id. w y iik< ly u n> ; * think "(io a-k p.p. a," leP not exactly r in that lunstu up*. \ "Judge" It. <1. U .:y>;v. v.h? 1ms \ liceti sulTonn son. tint wi'h- a i i.i:* i loot, an-T hein.* ahsmr fron ! : hiess. s; 1 able to get about a lift I is ir>\*\ ^ Rev. W. If. White was here S-unlay, 1 but the \veath?r being so !>.m :r <1 sneh a v small eoiurieg i'im< . there wa ? n > preaching at the 1'iv.dyt inn > \ iscli, only song s* rvkv an 1 e-. The enlJ hi* '* )\ e? '1 tiniml) s- -i r cede from llie rest ... nv lingers, and n j I'ltllo ul\n e.i i.('al" ; < u' a i . (lie I A i mi and i' is i.ke .LM \s ?..? i >< r?v, | but I hop > il.o- i, Wo had a i ... .-I niny uio v Sat ttnl nig I Sip ! v i i ilin% then a M m h i !, u j.! isant ia in i . i e n -i. I; d , ('{. he tie ! on i i tin I. .v?: 1 ? I en | f.1-1 i le, f I 1- I' Hi J. WHh ilit* ip \y jott it ni-. likely h> | | IlMV;- ..eveinl i;' leges, s p . like, ind win we hops; t<> i I win .ie> 11 I ? . *- X! . \1 i* ' > ho away 1 "fori* 111 s is in j.iint? ii1-. \\?do not like?and 11? now M-t'n lis' iiihiisbr, U'-v. Mr. (t wvn, will hkoi. Iv heie?I Ins wo Imp' \\ ". will ii.< - tnl ?.-> ilonht wo will hav? other t s, but I ill s|vak tutcr. j 1' Mr. Will K <' i .'ii. \\ ii ' * sMunl (o Mr. < 'h aiinan, tin Im j 1 A and tiii;o-kt?op?w, hits ? ! > -. I 1 p (*!?:? liiiill, wl"l ?*fi Wi ll M.'j 11 . . ! Mr. Cornwall is a imn. pi <i . !-o will pir.'lvi t'i-' ' , ..id 1 ; ^ hope li" will l<! p n "i 1 .i i m . t," n q. ' '! ? 11 1 if j; 1.'" and ill.I Mr IV ov \\ !"r il dim iii-liNjv ii s i il in hi;'' i i n s J in- now sisjk iii !o,:t!i'ii! hi T o-in'i ? ;U lb 11 nil, 1 inn I ! "r . ^ 1 ffn 1 d* 1! 't Si O llllll It'll li"!?' >1 t iin.it! .* li v is li i j ' ?1. m : 't-4- * ' i'sl (Mill" onum > Ml ; -y 11" .1 mn .ii 1 !< ^ stmiif ci511z-';i was 'h i" lis. i!i- p. pcit'oiup'il, etc. a I1 ii 1 s ore iir.iiu ions, and il.i y >civ ; a i .s n , i1 in r anil ililiVr*. nviiil a n *v?i. ; ? J 1 < line's I:: 1 in th" pp-.-f i" : li ' . > t.j vviih a bono, bni. \* i! is inin in some tilings Iih ki i to . Ii hu to . ! give up the ai'it," a-<1 ho i' ?V ' i i *. with ail dno i" ji'-i:'. h" < ' i . i"I a-. ' ' so Unit .sovor.ii hoi" t liais.dio'io '?* ii . h d ' j o's or mas tins, or w ?.s n- 'u !,i- . ' iion liiuoh liko Uinso thi: as ?!?n , sji , " l'ost Ollk" Ili'i'.irtm-iii. lint i :.s a way out., if ho won M, i r ii" . ino " is ji .. ill there is a v. iv. I :' ho wi-nidir <" Christinas! .\'oi rv < in isinia-1 I t so, or do wo make a f.nvo ol id \\ h !' ho a l.illli' of II j lie :.7 tlM ik-l iv I, aid s; happiness lioo.uis-o ?f Uio i m >; hn-' I was horn ?>n that day, in. i la at M at" ii Christisuoa c.?ll? d poop!-* up obsOIVO II.O d :V Wl'll lovoll M.'O. Hi | ?" a bis, th's is one poiiid of all p tioh i? - 1 sorved hy nri'iy for drink; -i. . audi ii ; j and nearly all sorts of d 'bin diery Kx- j pios-i d j.i^s are plent it ill no and in y are llxiii.: for a t4niel!ov." tin . Am! i a-, for i?nmining 1 nokon tho\ ' -? > - 1 i- ?r jiirtnors, and I tool s-if i y ;->i nj thorn v. id ho niMih as ot I - m-- I ^ niiiiih in^ witti lioj^roos. Wo i iv. som.-j - i i iifii. mil .\ i. I >S|t1' I!| liii'l ;i cliiuuv tt-"y would eiti<* ) (? i ''. litis fur #-.?i i.?uitli ;i li('?irt, ht?? ! ('i'.J). *' net w i* ('?.* ' ' ;< ! Ip'1i' * I Hit 111 > III HI ||. iiil-* ; ' il'l'l V iUlU 11 _r .. 11 I Mi" gsHiWii k >vl h .< Ih:\ I >K\ \ Kl;. A Itclio of Colonial Days. Mr. W. I <- I HI' MrKi- ! ; - a> brought t<? "l*iik !"iM i s i !li -p j , vv irtrr^H'iiit* <f llit? oldoii i- i - ? 5,1 it r? n in I ?i-?* nf h > 11. - m;ul<< \vr? :< 1 p-iils th it \v< r<* ii - oil in f.ntO , - n Iho slli'dtr^ ."fil shir.ol ; . f hlsj " house, i-;' nitt<: I n11 >ut 'I ini!. s n >rtIt ^ west of li i >:i 1111 'lie Glenn S; i; ?,? ronil. ins It o?! <i wrs built : ? i Si io\j yf.ir.i ui.'n, :UKI m <?f In c.Mti- 1 log Is perfectly sound today, i pt ! ? thiit tl?r> (inN ?if Hie >'.! 1 s, \vh:'i. I hey are inoiti*i<l t<?,r-th ;\ show ! *?! . s' rot from (!>. wnl? r ifi seoitri _j ?S tt >ors having so.die i ii.to I!.. T!i"> sheeting is of I x ll o.ik .'rij>J. placed (5 inches apart, and ily sound. In the days of mmi 1 coach s this s' houso was a stage- tund, where horses wero changed and passengers gut molds, and is shown on old in:<ps of the State as "The Red House " These nails are carefully m d : t- i l: ly made, proving the sterling cliar-1 's aiter of the early set tiers of tins part j of the country. i. ? mi hi o_ w?? ??????w l?JI IM IT AY.) >u.s, we haven't the largest hank ill the business of the country, good people of the county with nsoiiable demands, with capital 11 your wants. >rd, t hat began years ago; a record fa:r business methods. it your patronage, ottering every lit with good banking. me Deposits. ;rs National Bank. nKT III I I Mill ? ???1 DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS m\V.\S the day before Christmas, snd M ;.!1 through the pluco Tie I-.- wore racket and troubls, a li< rrililc ruse; lUlio A\"i::: had found where the ratslns \ . iv hid, aid :?( .'it uVd himself full to the tonsils. If diii! .'Ml. Iy discovered high up on s shelf ! Ily that she was t<> have for herself. i li' ti ii .>Tiinia found out sho ?t ones took the doll 'o 1?- s. at to the store whence It came, a lid ,i si|li:ill 'hot w s h art felt and piercing went up frotn the eh)' tMio i ! 1 tlir the house with spt" that ^ wild, iaUiu; pr tnis. .? ..evi r to snoop snjr mors L" the dully wire not taken back to tho store. ho . i s boy mixed up his orders and I li UJillt ' bout f'-i i \ -tlvc things that nobody had bought, ?hile )i l'.iil. il to deliver the gooda thai \v< \v:t lit <-d. oor mutlu r I?y all kinds of trouble waa hai.nli <1. . : I ' i lid gilt came from Tt faraway friend i>r whom tii. re was not a thing ready ta S'-ntl. 1' i int. tided for father hnd not A^-.i ! .!.?- ill fur suino i t'M.sun; uomebody *' l ot Kilt. 1<? <: 11 > !: ititiialod to give to Aunt Sua .'aa ... ki d fi-.'tn a table and broken in two! '.a re v. re whooping and howling and trotibk. ail day, nd thiuy linn s mother turned warily to ray, ? it" tie y'd k. up tlie schools open today ami tonight he v.- : ! 1 pi rliaps still would lio lovely and bright." < 'hiengo Kecord-HoralA. Wli j "iRc I.ikcil Dad ( hlldrra. I-;i:.: tl i!i i'ady Stanton was fond of liildn n, though not of bad ones, diiv in I his ton she was calling on a nun;; woman whoso little son, a parcnlarl.v vicious urchin, played about cr while she conversed. The oiliU1 would pull his mother'a nir, kick her ami thump her, nor did e hesitate to try now and then thea* irks upon Mrs. Stanton. She said il in ly: "You are a had boy, aren't you?" "iie is a bad boy," bis mother In a id. hurt tone confessed. "1 prefer bad children, though," Rakl [ pv: JshlDf.MR "D<? you7" cricil the young mother. Why 7" "P.ei -a use." said Mrs. Stanton, "they [ <> usually sent.out of the room."? e\v York Tribune. | Too Manr I'repnrnttonB, "They say that after seven rehetmIs Swiininington actually stumbled irottirh the wedding ceremony." ' Cvcrtrained, I suppose."? Cleveland lain Dealer. J I!In (irent Sehaine. M'.!-ru'm< I low do you mannge to vp your wife in such a pood humor? 1111vi11- I pretend to be Jealous of it. I'11 i 1:iel( 11 >11 i:i Itceord. I.ontlcil With Mnntr. Sir Samuel linker once had a thrilling lvonturo with an African huffulo bnll liic'i Ik> discovered standing In the tallows of a small lake. lie fired two allots without effect, and the animal inrged. Sir Samuel had no nminunb on left; hilt, luckily, the hull halted stare at liiiu. "Suddenly a bright loughf (lashed through ray mind." ivs linker. "Without taking my eye I' the animal before tne, I put a double large of powder Into the right hand itrrol, and. tearing off a piece of my lilt, I took all the money from my inch, :> shillings in sixpences and 2 nut pieces. Making them into a Uileau with the piece of rag, I mimed them down the barrel. They ere hardly homo before the ball . irang forward. The horns were low ed. with their points on either aide p me and the muzzle barely touching Is forehead, when I pulled tho trigger. ml n shillings' worth of small ehnnge . um nil id iteau. Down be :>t sir.il rolled over with the sixkleo checked inoinentum of Ids charge." \ . .w*