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?Just ? To PurceH's w " mm Visit us for Men's or i * i? 1 Also I fiHiP dren's wear anteee Sati THE BAILEY-< THE ELDER SOTHERN. A Couple of the Celebrated Come dlnn'i Practical Jolcei. Many stories are told of Sothern's original methods of entertaining his friends at dinner, and possibly the most amusing is that of the belated guest When, late In the dlnnerpthls friend was announced, Mr. Sothern exclaimed, "Let us all hide under the table," and down they all went save Mr. Sothern himself, who remained seated. When the tardy guest entered, Mr. Sothern rose and received him with exquisite courtesy, saying, "When your name was announced, my guests, for some unaccountable reason, all hid under the table." After a few moments of discomfort one by one they crept out and back to their seats. I heard from both Mr. Sothern And Mrs. Vincent this account of an outburst of fun at a dinner given by him lf% 111? norlnr nf tfa ? ... |/wt?v4 uv iuc iVCTCIC UUUCJt. ATS the gamuts, teji In number, were gathered about the open fire before 'dinner a stout, pompous waiter, nflllcted with short breath, added the- last touches to his dinner table, already spread. Ten large, square pieces of bread were placed with mathematical precision one nt each plate, and then ha left the room to bring the wine. Mr. Sothern saw his opportunity and, calling his dog, cried: "Tiger, the bread! Quick, Tiger!" And the nimble little grayhound bounded lightly upon the table again and again as be beard his master's Imperative. "Fetch the breadV* until each piece had been removed to a dark corner near the fire. Upon the waiter's return all was silence. The expectant look upon Mr. Sotliern's face showed only that dinner was awaited. Standing for a moment, bewildered, the waiter, seeing no bread Upon the table, hesitatingly turned fo the door, then retraced his steps to the table, examined It carefully and hurriedly left the room. lie soon reappeared wKh a fresh plate of bread, and again nt each plate a piece wa9 carefully placed, and he retired wltli the empty plnte. "Quick, Tiger! Fetcb It again! More bread! More TireadJ" And once more each piece was removed before the grave waiter reappeared, and all wore again silent. One look at the table and one nt the guests, und there remained no doubt. Those poor, hungry actors had eaten It! With a look of contempt he announced dinner, and after all were Barely seated nt the table he brought a third plate of bread and wlUi a fork ? placed It, with a gesture of scorn, piece by piece for each person and for the liost. The merry scene soon disarmed his hostility, and before the evening was over the bread in the corner was revealed.?Mrs. Lucy Derby Fuller lu Century. Meailri and Ammonia. A Detroit woman who labors among j flie poor children of the city was toll* 1 ing her experiences. "One dny there was a death In the netghl?orhood; a little girl died, nndtho children were visibly Impressed. They told me about It In unison. < '"It was better for-her, wasn't it, missus?' one little girl said pbllosopbleally. " 'What was the troubleV I asked" 'Oh." another spoko up, *slvo bad uici.vles and ammonia on the lungs and a h i of things.' "I was of course deeply Impressed by the Mots of things,' but more so by the 'anunonia on the lungs.' "?Detroit Free l'ress. Knew What to Do Willi It. A miserly landlord was going round collecting bis rents the other day. At , olio house be was greatly Interested in a little girl who watched, open mouthed and open eyed, the business of paying over the money und accepting tbo receipt. lie patted her on the head and started out to seareli bis pockets, saying, "1 ?iu>n nrr \\ mit i nave got ror you." After searching his pockets for some 4 time lie at Inst brought froift a remote winicr u peppermint. As be banded ft to the girl be ruKI, "And now wbnt will you do .with thntV" The little girl looked nt it, tben at likn and replied, "Wash it"?London Answers. , L . r V ?-?*? / ^ f " At a DUronnt. "Edward," she sighed, "wben I read your notes my hopes are raised toward happiness." "Yea," ho answered moodily, "I never was iible to raise anything on mj^notes except ^JT' j Moved??Old Stand. B B anyihing in #Pl? ^ rtoys' Wear. r*! | TitI s and ChitWp o*iiflr= * " ? ?'Hf fc Jt >' .i V.. sfaction. ... :OPELAND CO. merely n jour. Guslicr?You may uot believe it, but I've never had an unkind word from my wife In all my life. lie peck?Oh, don't try to spring that old chestnut on me. Gusher?What old chestnut? Henpeck?You want me to say, "How did you manage that?" and then you'll say, "I never got married."?Detroit Free Press. How It nappened. Mrs. Nendo re?My daughter was practicing her new concert piece last night. I)!d you hear her? Mrs. Pepprcy?Oh, yes. Mrs. Nexdorc-^IIow was it? Mrs. Pepprcy?I simply couldn't get away; that's how It was.?Philadelphia Press. ' i ; Not Ready to Arbitrate. '"Stop! Don't light, boysl C5an't wo arbitrate this thing?" asked one of ito bystanders. "Yes, sir^" panted the fellow who was on top. "Just as soon as t'to "blacked his other cyel"'?1Chicago Tribune. Fruit tarts and cakes are served out five tlnWs a week tb the creW$ on board steamem trading between AOptralla and Now Zealand. Tarts are How Mkc n Man! Mrs. Nocknoodle?Ob, Norrio, if you would always be as good aafl gentle and kind as you arc at this moment, how happy we might be! Mr. Nocknoodle (losing bis temper Instantly and bellowing at the top of lilt voice)?po you mean to say, ibadam, that I am not always as good and kind as I am at this moment??Chicago Tribune. Hope For the Future. "Come, cornel" criod the candidate's friehd, "don't be disheartened so easily." "But I'm sure to be beaten," replied the candidate dlBumlly. "Nonsense! Let your motto be, 'He who. runs and lights away, may live to rug another day."?Catholic-Standard and Times. __ * ' The llrst shipment of wheat from Chicago via the lakes w&s made in 1888. The shipment consisted of soventy-eight bushels. Then Sho KUied Him. "You have not kissed me," she pouted, "for fifteen minutes." "I know it," ho said. "I have a very sensitive tooth, which Is liable to ache If I do." "What do you mean, sir?" "?Wfcyt you are so ejveet, you know!" . - a 4 >r " Where U atlonii. "Why -do they put the nation's flag On top of the scboolhouse?" asked the teacher yflfo wanted to instill a patriotic lesson. "Please, ina'ain," answered the head boy, ."it's because the pole Is there."? Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. * m w i Reduced Rates Via Southern R. R. Very cheap round.trip rates to various points, account of special occasions. Asheville, N. C.?Society of American Florists and Ornamental Horticulluralists, August 10-2*2, one fare. * Dates of sale Aug. 17-19 itjdusive Final limit Aug. 26th. Atlanta, Ga.?Negro Young' People's CWistian Conference. Ana. 6-11. Wrv low rates. Dates of aale"*Aug. 2, 4 and G; final liqpit lifteen days after date of sale. Birmingham, Ala ^-National Baptist Convention f (colored) Sept 17-24. One fare. Hateiofsal? Sept. 14-17 inclusive Final limit Sept. 27Utf Macon, Qa.?Annual Meeting farmers' National Congress Oct. 7-10f One fare. Dates of sjtfe Oct. 5-G. ^Tinal limit Oct. 14. Montreal, N. CjS-Ohristian Workers and Bible OonfenwVoe .Inly 20th. A eg. 10-24. One, and one-third fares. Dates of sale July IS 20, FtdjK limit Aug. 2Gl h. * ' San Francis. Osr.-i-'Biennial Meeting Knight* of Pythias Aug 11-22 Very low rates. Pates of sale Aug. 1^9 inclusive ItydtYlitfiiT^lept. 30 For further inforiuhtlon As to rates, schedules, etc.. applvto any agent or h? It W Hunt, d. p. A. * ilfMr- t Charleston, 8. O. j. o.'bkam, d. p. A., t-x Atlanta, Gaw W. h. Ta*?0*, Asst. Gen'lp. a. Atlanta, Ga. ' WT Permanent Prosperity. Crop reports indicate that there will bo a fair average crop of cotton, but with no probability of a recorddreaking yield. The worlds consumption of cotton during the past season has been fully 10,700,000 ba'es, and this has lef> the markets nearly bare of old cot ton. Th?? consumption of cotton will be greater the coming year than in tha* just closed, so that a crop of 11,000,-1 000 bales will barely meet the woiM* needs, and should be sold at good prices. | Thus, notwithstanding too much rain hero and too little there, the j South is certain to be well up in the prosperity procession with her surest. I and best of all ready-money crops) bringing in cash four or five hundred million dollars, and with hogs, cattle and slyop fattening in increasing numbers in almost every section of every State. As long as Southern farmers hold tast to that which is good; in other wofds, cottoja, and at the same time keep a vigilant eye on the garden, the orchard and the poultry yard, tl > hog-pen, tho sheepfold ann the catt". range, nothind can prevent them from becoming more and ujoro pros perous as the years roll by.?Home and Farm. Josh WVsthafer. of I/K>{ootee. I ml., it a ooor mau, but sa\s he would not bwithout Chamberlain's Pain Balm if it cost live dollars ? bottle, for it saved him from heina a cripple. No external Hpplication is ((pml to this liniment for stiff and swollen joints, contracted muscles, stiff neck, sprains and rheumatic pains. It lias also cured numerous cases of partial paralysis It. is for sale by F. C Duke, druggist At4 r>,. A .?.. - ? p .i: "" IgOIU 111 M^IllJIllUlI. Point.ft-Pire, Island of Guadelopuo August ill?This entire port has been covered with a cloud of fine dust since 5 o'clock this morning and thus the populace is panic-stricken. Fine ashes ore falling continual'? in a slight drilzzlp. Semi-darknes is over the sea and the ships in the hnrbor seem to be enveloped in u cloud of smoke Advices from Basse Terre (island of Guadeloupe) assert that Rince daybreak today the entire island has been covered with a cloud of dust coming from the direction of the island of Martinique. The population of Basse terre is greatly nlnrnrw d. GET SHAVED! You can vet scraped at any old place but when you want to get shaved go to MULVIHILL'S BARBER SHOP. The most artistic hair cutter 1 ?? tow in Next door to Tinsley's Jewelrv Store 2H 4t. JExparte SnllieE. Smith fit Al. Take notice that Sallie E. Smith ha* made application to have a homestead exemption in the real and personal property of John It Smith, deeexsed, set off for herself. Jesse B. Smith, Dave G Smith and Novem Cole Said petition will come up before me for hearing on Sept. 20th, at 11 o'clock a. in. C H. Peakk. 32-fit. Master. FURMAN UNIVERSITY, GREENVILLE, S. C., Will begin the next session on Wednesday, Septemt>er 17th, 1002. Location convenient and healthful. Courses of study elective or leading to B A. or M. A. degrees. Full corps of instructors and ample mess accommodations. For other information apply to theperesideut, A P. Montague, L. L. D. 29-Stp. * BRICK! BRICK!! BRICK!!! For ?ale in any quantity. The Rodger Brick Works. FORSALECHEAP Ohh 15 H. P. Boiler and Engine (detached) one Brick Maching, 20,000 daily capacity, 20,000 feet of lumber 2 x 9 x 14 feet The Rodger Brick Works. 25-if Oiirr^atun^iwuii ^ ! Wood's Seeds. I Crimson Clover { i will yield under favorable condi- M tions 8 to 10 tons of green food per g I acre, or 1J to 2} tons of lmy am^ J i is worth sis a fertilizing crop, (20f m > to (25. per su re. Full information in contained in our Full Catalogue i 1 just issued, whvh we will mail free l upon request. , 1 ' , Wood's I. ' alogue also tells ( <all alioui \ triable and Farm Seeds h,. Planting, Seed | Wheat, OfltG, Rye, Barley, Vetches, (1 rass nnd i Clove*' Seeds, etc. IVrite for Full Catalogue HmUf prices of any .Seeds dysired. ' T. W. WOOD & SONS," | Seedsmen, - Richmond, Va. I X ???Wb * CURFS JtLOOD POISON. Scrofula, fleets, Old i-ores, Hon Pains- -'I rial Treatment Free. First, sic-md oi thiid *t-.ye. positive! cured b> uk nir 1J. K r. (Bntaui Blood 13 illn ) KIihxI Ba m il's or d^s troyv 'he Sjjiiin'au: Poison in'he hi o und exi*!.s it {ii-iii ilie system A* th HHrni* time 15 ) ?.:!: Blood 11 dm build up the rhu'lirul constitution llav you sure throat, pimples, copper colore t-pots, old soiee. ulcers, swelling? scrofula, itching skin, aches and pain iu bones oi j >ints, sore mouth or falliui natr? TUen Botanic Blood Bdm wil heal>vei> sure, stop the aches anil uiak the M >od pure and rich and wi\e ih rich gin* of health to'lie skin. Ove '1000 testimonials of ouna Butuuii Blood llaltu thi?i v h'y les'ed n>r yi years. Sold at ding s'o:?>. 51, in eluding cou p u- dnon-is. Trla treatment <f B 11 II. lV.-<j by ad dress.' m Hi-?id llaini Co . Adum-a, Ga De?eril)e trouble and fie nndkal ud vice given. Don't despair i.f a cure ai Blood 15 din euros when all else fails For s d vy I-\ ('. Duke, diugg if. I'? the rotten city of philddelnhh $2 50 is paid for a Bquare yard ol asphalt pavinjr, while other cities I pay but $1 50 and $1 50 for thi same thing. Pennsylvania's chiei j city i? as bablv boodlcd ai St Louis l Cert.tin Cure for DysentJry mid Diarrhoea. 1 years ago 1 was one of a i?rt) that intended makiuo a long bicycle trip |?i>F. L Taylor, of New Albany Bradford county, Pa. 'lI was taker suddenly with diarrhoea, and was about to give tip the trip, when ?ditor Ward, of the Ivaceyvide Messenger, suit rested . ? .! n?b i ;t uose or t number I ttu's Colic, Cholera rind b'urrhoei It-rnedy 1 purchased a bottle and took two ikwes one befoie staving, and one< n the route, I made the ti ip successfully unci never fe'.t any ill rflfeot. Aenip last summer I was a1 most completely run down witli an attack of drsentery. I bought a hot jt'e of this same remedy and this liint our tlo.o! cured me." Mold by F <J, I Duke, druggist. . The story of President Rooso veil's marvellous shooting fn tht macth with Commandant Sunday, to the effect that he fied four pistol balls through the hole made bv the ball, at fiftv Yards range,'is denied *. ** O ' by the President himself. He saiil the shooting was with a rifle and that two of the shoots were not bull's eyes. FREE TO OUR READERS. Batonic Blowl linlm for the Blood If you suffer from ulc rs. eczema .scrofula, blcod poison, cancer, eating sores, itching skin, piiuples, boi's, bout paitiH, swellings, rheumatism, catarrh, or any blood or skin disease, we advis> you to take Botanic Blood Balm (l> B B ) Especially rec.omme.uded for old. obstinate, deep seated cases, euros when an el-e I a;is, heals every sore, makes ilie Uood pure and nob, gives the skit the rich glow of healtli. Druggists, 51 per large bottle Sample sent fire bj wiiting Blooil Balm Co., Atlanta, Ua Describe trouble and free medical ad vice sent in seal letter. Medicine ?en at once, prepaid. John *lt. McVical who cele bra ted his golden wedding anniversary in Boston a few days ago, was the first white child born north o the Artie circle. lie was horn a Fort devolution, Great Slave Lake January 1828, and was christenet b.y Sir John Franklin. A Coiumimiculton. Mu. Editor?Allow ine to sp?ak s few words in favor of Chainbeilaiu') Cough llemedy. I suffered for thre? years with the bronchitis add could noi sleep at nights. I tried several doctors and various p .teal medicines, but coul.1 get nothing to give uie any relief until niy wife got a bottle of this valuabh medicine, which It. is completely cured nie.--W. S. Broci?ian, Bag neb, Mo This remedy is for sjle by F C. I).ike druggist. 'William 0. Whitney, of New" Yorlt has founded ' The Bresford Trust,' I A- A ior tue oenent, ol persons connecter with the turf who are in need of as sistance. You know What you are Tnklny When you tako Grovor's tasteless Cliil Tonic because the formula is plainb prinnted on every bottle showing that 1 is simply Iron and Quinine in a tasteles orm. No cure no pay. 50c. 43-1 y DEFECTS OF VISION CORRECTEI WITH SUITABLE GLASSES. Persons who realize the importune and value of correctly adjusted glass* invariably have their eyes examined an fitted by H. R. G00DELL, Optician, SPARTANBURG, S C. Consultation I.ph m.i < Hond model, sketch^or^|)hoto convention for ?mm l WASHINGTON D. O. Jgc?N np PmUDSt WOFPI i- Costs Only 25 cents l' v.*"?"'^5"i108,1 *? C. J 6 ' 0--F1C1! OK J>. n. Haiti U ' '?~yo found Dr. Jtofltett'x TEF.TU'NA a apWadiJ feme Ik . cthln* child, every liccwilior day vrariwd u 0 Tl . p-1 I . : in at once a ImiiiUtcring it to him, ? . ,i thrt d^y on ho r > <-!. I barn constantly krpt It ai pl< su.oh. * .;.:i tlx j iiisCi to all mothers cl j.'ungc period *? > icd. 8 K ' " ' 1 B A Useful Rhyme. e If poisoned, take mustard or salt, tabley Bpoon, U In a cup of warm water and swallow riyjlit soon. J For burns try borax and a wet bandage, too; 1 If blistered, then oil and dry flannel will do. For children's convulsions warm baths are the rule; , " With castor oil dose, too, but keep the ??>-?>* WW. , Qlvo sirup ot lpccao when croup Is In Btore; For falnllng stretch patient right out on the floor. ' (\ t To soak In hot water la best for a sprain; - Remember these rules, and 'twill savo you t much pain. i i Discerning; Germs. f "What la this stuff?" asked the testy husband, sputtering over a mouthful ' of the strange dish which he Gr.ds on T I the breakfast table. j " "That." answers tiiu lliougbtful wife. "Is 1 ! a w health food." / "h u?ghl to be healthy," declares the i hu'.l; al. "I'll bet no germ of any > sense would try to live on it!"?Haiti1 more American. t V ? . > Close. "1 was srapr i to hear you speak- j [ Ing against 11. t.isl yn. Von told nie ! some tit:..- ago he was your nearest j ' friend." "That's so lie couldn't he any nearer |T than lie Is. the stingy old beggar!" >'n Other Way. ' Doctor -You are all run down. You i:-l uusiucss cmtrolv. J I'ntiout ?11' I've run down, I suppose I'll have to wind up.?Chicago Tribune. . _l Must Walt 111m Tarn. 1 ^ "Walter, bring me a straw." j ' "In a moment, sir. Just now they j * arn nil In nc^ " t An Authority. "Ma, what does quid pro quo mean?" "Oh, I don't know. Ask your pa. lie chews tobacco."?Chicago Record- j) Herald. i I Fertile Cnbn. t In Cuba cabbages frequently weigh , as much as twenty pounds. All vege| tables do well. Undishes may be oaten from fourteen to eighteen days after sowing, lettuce in Ave weeks after sowing, while corn produces three .>. crops per year. Sweet potatoes aro i "1 ' perpetual. The natives dig up the ) tubers, cut them off and plant the old t vines, which produce a new crop In three months. All sorts of fruit, hortlL cultural and greenhouse plants and I bulbous stock are also grown. i 1 UaniptnliiK 111a Ardor. (j Desperate Suitor?Sir, I have reached _ , that stage where I can no longer livo without your daughter. ~~ v Heartless Parent?Well, I don't conI eider suicide a crime, young man, but you mustn't hang around here.?Clil- ^ I cago News. A rarndn*. Belle?What a lovely bulldog! Nnn?I think lie's horrid looking. ? Belle? Oh, but bulldogs aren't lovely \ unless they're horrid locking.?Detroit j Free Press. yi sReduced Pricesl e c On Jewelry Silverware i and Millinery. I ..FOR THE NEXT TEN DAYS.. . f We will sell Jewelry, silver- ? ware, etc , at a wonderful dis- g * count. If you need n nice * $ wotch now is the time to buy, k an we are gQing 10 sen at al<; most any price. <| Come in and get our prices, <} and come early, as goods will ; not stay lomr at prices we are ^ ; quoting. M. E. TINSLEY ETTS JB Cures Ciiolera - ii/antia, MRplu? *55 Rlarrhoca,Dv?tn??ry, ami P m U? A g the Bowel Trokoiei of ? CI Jdren ofAr.v Arr?. Wgestl--, t; -. )WMJVW the Bowel?, tjthr. 9 t lUffmric the Child a-1 Wah ? at ura^ists, teething r/r.v. . MOPPETT, M. D.. I - "TO. ?T, Secrwtaiy of State, Ai'vTl - h X. .. il. I'-Wk ?ly and aid for my Uttllii.irf'ch - -UM that we would in.riU'.tv .? t ! -x??wi id hi* Improvement wa< ma fc. u in i; *. uai id ueed itelHce with mj chil i- i. rnlln t vmtl hildien. 1 luuiid It iu\.. n. ai 'l : di.Ui. i>. la. ... .J'C. Letter, Note no V ?\ Bill Heads Or any other kind of Job Work Jeatly and promptly excutcd at the Times, job Office. temember, Friends, You will always find a full linfe of . ..... Flour, Sugar, Coffee, Meat, Lard, Canned and Bottled Goods, Fresh Vegetables, and everything to he found in an up-to-date family Grocery, ;?t my Stora. obaccos and Cigars a Specialty. Bring Your Laundry to Me. S. T. SEXTON. Mniu Street. J. CLOUGH WALLACE. ATORNLY AT LAW. Room 12 :? tirs FVwt-ir BuMinir. vl^m it. oaI.so>\ 11. l. scaifk. CARcON A. 3CAIFE. ATTuUNK\> AT l.AW. Special ariyntion iriven to real eafo nnl e? lo 'ions. iMRS MUVRO. D. R. DUNCAN C. P. SANDERS. Vlunro, Duncan and Sanders ATTORNEYS \T LAW. Oiiicc No. 4 Law Ranee. Unio? . 0. ->-lj E. HYDRICK, J. A. SAWYER. Spartanburg. Uniou. HYDRICK & SAWYER, ATTORNEYS AT law, Union, S. C. Office No. Law Range, Wallace Huilding. ly J. G. HUGHES, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Union, S. C. >fficf, Opposite Court Housb v MEANS REATY, ATTORN EY-AT-LAW. '<?. r.Aw Range. JETER BUTLER, AITORNEY-AT-LAW. Opposite Court, lloi sj. 1'iaeiice i-. all the couits of South Efoliun. S. G. SARRATT, PHYSICIAN AND SURC1EON. Offers his professional services to the >oplo of Union and surrounding conny. Day calls at Duke's Drug Store, lglit calls at the resilience of Mr. L. J. ames. 18-tf. CONTRACTORS' ? ? BUILDERS'^ MILL SUPPLIES. OMttmn. S*M| Bum, ffifwiiM fltae ad 'up*. JMk*,9?nmit, Sim, AmIb aM oj?? firtiw Suary #?y. JTato fwMk PeWwre. ' MB&RD IRON WORSSl 5UIPPIY at Awmmm Rooms to Rout. Three dcairubte bed rooms to real, pply at. The Timfs office. ^ JERSEY HULL standing at mj oush. fiOe cash in advance for service. !alf irnaiantenl or loonev jcfnnded. 52-ly J. O.'HuNTn.