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PRESIDENT AT PLAY HOW HE IS SPENDING HIS VACATION AT OYSTER BAY. Only rrt- :<li?;; Slattern Will Co Handled iit IT . c :ii'o in (!d' Yiiinite. I No U-> .huh V. lil I. - lto?. I void. i ( Swrol- . } f'orteI>Cki Kept IJ.-.-tj-. 1 President Roosevelt. :i:i r a very busy Beason :u \Y..t nim;U>ii, uow saMy entfc. n-- <1 Jit lii -iiiunn r hoip *, and until Aux. 20 the executive busK | new o< the l/ntted Whites will be 0011dueted from tlui Oyster Day branch.of j the White If aiso. Secretary Cortelyt 11 and nWisUtnts j are how Installed in otliees over tho j trttrcifo% l>" i - ,v/,uui uuu;>, tm Aiuiroy. strofet. They comprise two rooms on the second lloor, but another will be added as soon as vacated by the present tenant. This branch of the White House is a three story building of red brick. The president has as neighbors two dentists. In the basement there are a pingpong table mid poolroom, where, should lie fool like it, Mr. Hoosevelt can play pool at the rate of 21/j cents per cue. The only clerical force maintained Consists of Secretary Corfcelyoti, Assistant Secretary Loob and two stenographers. The president means to rnnko | * -1 OVSTLU X AY HANK Ut'lLDJNU. the most of ills holiday. lie is getting nil +U? ? ? i * * lu mu iwi nt' f.-ui aim is uocping himself as free ;;s possible from the burden of public affairs. The president will only be in his Oyster liny others throe or four times a . ,week for an hour or so. Tin r is a ? -?? ??? rr*?iu his house to Washington, and this lias ^ ^ t< f ed with the town otllces. Only rueh business will be transacted at Oyster liny as is immediately pressing. Everything else will he transmitted ttf the regular Whfte ifouse force at Washington, now. es;.;blishcd te-tlie auxiliary exrevdlvo i simoon In Lafayette square, or iti cc where ft* Other ne^on is required will !; sent to the various- departments. The prosi- I dent Iikm stated that h.e will not receive dv legations and hopes to have &H.matters intended for him not of the th?$t pressing importance submitted eorrospoiidcnce. iphe president's new yacht, Mayflower, will 1)0 anchored in the bay, aud ho will, make much use of her for trips of pleasure during the summer. President Roosevelt is constantly guarded by secret service men. Two officers are always on duty# ami they are relieved every four hours. A horse and buggy are constantly in commits SBOBBTAKY GEOIiQE II. COllTF.hYOTJ. 8lon taking the regular reliefs from the town to the cottage. Not n soul can get Inside (lie grounds without previous arrangement with Secretary Cortelyou. The secretary Is doing everything In his power to make the chfsf executive's vacation as free from aimoyance ns circtiinstances will permit Secretary Cortelyou, with Assistant Secretary Loeb, attends to all thq routine work, relieving the president from all business except that which requires his personal attontiou. The villagers are elated at the advent of the president and tlie promiu&iee which their town has acquired as being the seat, for tlie nonce, of the government of tiic nation. The president Is known to almost every resident, and lie is regarded witli mingled respect and a fleet Ion. The hotel keepers and liverymen are particularly jubilant. They are having a busy season In their respective lines of catering to the wants of visitors, who are ulready invading the town in large uumbers. t i ff\ itifbns IfJjifeticaHy been decided that t%%fcRidunt will leave Oyster ikiy on 'Aug. 20 for u tour of New Kngland. After that he will go west, returning to Washington early in October in time for the Grand Army encampOMBt An AbHu;'Mnif Topic. . .t . ujiiiyjfit4t#?*j y V HfcU ' . Si# /, 'Ctfc '" ' ' V.?; - < > ?? *.> ..." :i - - sywriP' Lady Fisher? Do you over think about, matrimony, dear? Lady Candid?Think, my dear? I worry! : RfpuAintiou. <0, "Walter, every time i come in hero I get litosame potato." "Well, you never cat it."?New York Journal. Gcitlns (1 Fooiliolil. "I've just bought thc?finest tea aero lot I over put my foot on." "Well, better get another lot for your other foot." )\^^4gp2iy "Yes, I know George is a little wild, hut lievcrtholess he is ttio flower of my heart." "You always were foml of wild flowers, dear."?Chicago American. CniiMt* find r.ffonf. "Tlior Cjpctpr has positively forbidden , we to$]<*"ifi?'/\vol,k lu the kitchen." "Indeed? '18 your husband's dyspepsia co bad?" "lie .Jumped on ilia Wheel." ?%. ' '4i!yyj,ri <W ? ' -OM-WlWn-k WORKS FOR MINER'S. j "Slothor"' Dev. It .1 tier I,If? 1 the < i.u til: 1 hor. w-ti "<*60 y?roi luent Ml tl: Ultnurs' Sllut.0 < .d? . ilu i ill thick of ."igl : :h? wn'. IT<* 1 ! V \ r? i. t ' ' .'inly f 1 t . ? '. I > ;.S: lh) .1 ITOW j f sti'il \na ; UK': th; violaiins fl ' i ijlinotIon. i: U' Li.; I.i I wn to 1 i '.or i r p. . . \s is uu c \] \i\YS .! K- iaft? c-i\ ; "Vi "''.I ".ifty-ei?;! (j >( ; (;; r-f k jo and ! \ iforO'is in fi iill? i' ' * cs or r. {*':? i ; l?r.der * '[ Uyo.i i. w ..Ui' ! n\ wrinkled ' keen ov. pr i ;> ckt:\ : jsoiterfl voice and a vigor, us maimer. She full of facts, llguiv.i and fryht, and In heart" is warm* for the workinguian. ' Mother" Jones was horn in CJprj Ireland, and had t> dec with her fi tin r to this count when ho heenii concerned in son; ; litioal nsltatic Cor freeing I relit t She was the / ' ' \ / ) A.\ / / 'v> ' !. (> '' ' W\\ / M -A I ' .-4P -x ^ ^t/\ / ???j "MOTHKll" JONES, eight years eld. The f.-.mily vent 1 , Toronto, where sue was woll educate* Early in life she begun to develop tl talent for debating, which has nevt deserted her. She taught school for time and then married (ieorgo .Tone a molder and a union man. After si years of married life her great sorro cameAyellow fever taking her husbnn and four children within a week. Then she began her work to help tl laborer. She has stlulled labor cond ttons in England, Ireland, Ccrnian; France, Austria ni:?l in every state i the Union. She has traveled over lb rope and has beefF imminent in ever big strike and labor movement in tli country during the last fifteen year last few years she has bee Workers. RELIC OF DEWEY'S VICTOR I^ormer Sttunl.tli (Ionlior.t <.'<?:ncs '1'Iiix Country i'nr .5v.;. The arrival of the gunboat Maui at San Francisco tin; other day v.*; an occasion of considerable interest : naval circles. That she reached po with the IfiT.Aim rleaUH vlto nailed c lior th?Tb1il|>prnes4s ill*1 to gc? spang?i>Mbip rather thatt to t^fe fth | ntki'-s soJi'tvortlUness. idie .Manila is one of tho ve?*??!s ca] lured by Dewey at Manila on May 1S!)S. 'die is a small ironclad, but ha been used- by Admiral' Monty'0.' t'1 .Spanish naval eomniander, as a trail port. Ilcr original name, tho Manih |; 4! ylF^,. > .\ ifKA; . M - /,w W \ ' f fif 'H'A Vr V, . -h' - ; ' * 33 frflfcfe I IK I THE U. S. H. MANILA. wna regarded by Iho Americans as ni propria tc, and no change has bet inn do. The vessel was built at I,elth, Seo land, twenty-one years ago. Her ni: cliiuory Is antiquated and equtpmei worn oyt. In the days of hoi* greatest cxpecti tlon the Manila was rated at only 10.1 knots an hour, which speed wouldn have permitted her to escape from an American vessel in the Spanish wn service. Iler coal capacity was IS tons. She is schooner rigged and ha a ?ui gle screw propeller. These ar ix;iv|th. -io.il foci :(|jp-e^lth, 3pLJ I'co*; mean draft, 13 i'eoi foimnge,l^pr>i. The hull bclngdn good condition, tb Manila was ordered to the naval sti tlon at Brewerlou, Wash., to rcceiv now machinery and equipment and t J in mii am roiwi ' A Shomluun. tn " "mfees* >r '. LTT <: ( * lt- 1 ':V? ? - ' <. ppb &- mmI *< il x?\ r" - , V' - . 'J\- -*$; in (- j :; ': j i. .. .i' / ' f -% f g* , ijl\ - 4 * i . ff4'p -?r I I bp ^1 \ ^ J / >; 4 \ ^ .1 >n "Now, soo liore, Miss Angel I no, I've went wul you for two weeks dressed like u ;,uy. had t- r lick fourteen fellers an' spout il . iii.8. Now I want tor knew your oxae* Prim's toward me. Talk qulelc."?New York Journal. Ho Could Host. \; Jp fx I \c pVsM ,v; V j \ ?r % L'% Y V v' ?$/u ,,J|| XrW:'#/ ? rt UgX /* ) ^ J :o ??- ^s-' .1. She?If . 0-! t'l us $l,OeO,UQ:). ic what is the : you would do? yv IIo?TLei ' \1 I'.o ix further need in a such a < :? of doin;;- ;;: ti 'ng or nnys, body.?N w York World. W '.X o y u ). i. ld , ? , 10 i ' . . ' i i; jJf -ilQ ' IT' - > ' - ' ~A ' t ' TW1 j v?.-' S3* Y | \ (t? ^ < ! fv\ ? - I I t_. 1 , . 1 Rulcnor?N* >11 i cli>ji) out the bono? In Shopper X 111 lmvo nothing to j.j . carry hoiuo il* .. a do.?Xexv York Jourii) ?"'' __ h i ?sri r~i * <- . A 1 ti rc. < Hrrg J ~ ! ! : \ ' i i wmm i 1 ' |\ j vf?c ; ,#L ^ 4*^ * "Do yon roVfont yotiv net?" "Sure, Mike; I dKl lie job wrong in do fiKSt I'kiL-e." ? lirojiilyn Kftglo. )>iVTI>M l>r' ?'. Kl'L'Vtti ; | -fi. ; Fife v iM* 'j U iiiai - ; V i ffit Sjj I 8 SS? (1 "[ womler whom Miss Flippois wearj. Ing mourning for." n "That's not mourning;' merely n fancy of the artist's. ITo intended th paint us Mark, too, hot ho didn't have ^ enough of thv ink to do it."?Chicago lt American. ( 1'itr.ict From a Novel. i *5" J; /' w3t I 'On bonded knees be pressed bis salt." I ' - i????L?i CHANGEO HIS SUBJECT. ! Couldn't CoUNolontiou.tly Preach ' II< i fil l <'ont **i:i? 1 : ted Tf\t. i ' Dr. "? liu.lR ' drri:.-: liis vMt t<- Rtv':- ' luAtl i T^'l) h.'l beou *enjnigotl i v I>ro;i<*!i in n Hi it > one < lio lc?C" Al p>vi -if 'iivl "'> rri . cat llto ^XJ bttlhUtln t t V' I i ' i; I ; . i . I by a I C i-oo of ' > t?> :: i people. i 2 id i ! pliioo \ -;t i' I ad of Hu tls x ' 9 cJUi-pri 1 to lintl it only / n.< d< it* ill. > -"\i yy ; (1C: :ulcd < ill" pastor, ') *\ y a :>t iliid on" of people ih Coiao in?'' J "Oh." : '< in ho. "n oli pri son inside Al1 has paid ! ^hP.lio . ; to pel in." V l'r. Talnu h <1 iuh-Micd to preach Slifrom tin.' U \t. "'Without money and . 1 without prie.o." Ui? changed his subjeet.?London Chronicle. 1 Al.< Wont 'rirvoujvli That. * ?v4Av^'\ (/ fc/rVS-/ tou .,s \ i .> ' . no. ^ ~9 XT7) ' too A J I C;l &??r ! r.il Father?You ?" i*. t"t ^o through a sin- ; u.?* gl ? thing in col!' - . 1(| Son- How about my allowance, pop? ,..j, ?Chicago American. , hel . 1)0^ A,.*:.;. Ilnpiuly, A conductor on one of the Reading |l" lo"nls wn handed a ticket *roni Wayne Junction by a lady who boarded Ids ? n.u'i mo oun.v nay in the company of , J u bright 1< oklng Uttlo girl. Ho looked at the child and then asked for nilotlmr ticket. "I've never bad to pay for her be- ! ? fore," was the mother's reply. * C0c; "Ilow* old is she?" asked the con- " ductor. |oi;; "Five years." j "Why, mamma, I'm six'." protested the child. arc U1C "She's-sh.e's nearly six." hurriedly explain' ! the mother. "'1 hat is, she's ; . just going on six." The Conductor looked at the mother j ' for a second and then as he turned .'. . | 1tlC away sanl: ! ~ "Well, inuchun, if I wore you I'd buy a ticket for her on the return trip. 1 She's likely to be all of six by then." !'ni I>ui'i'in.4vi1. "So you didn't enjoy your dbmerV l ? exclalmpd the fashionable caterer. "I aia auYiV nnsWored Mr. (' hnuux. cooking. What I waulCuAhl.J'.n; i:ioncd bill of fare." r.'"Ihit yen - >u; 1 have ordered the chef to prepar whatever you desired." 1 "No, I couldn't. Hannah wouldn't & let me. We o< jihln't tlwj>k t<f the i-4 French for pork and beans."?Wash- ha* Ingtou Star. [1 , .j Ifoiv rfo i<!ie?V. Casey?V'fs tiF t'oine time Oi hod on th' I'oorth! Uivil a thing kin Ui re- ^ inimh'er aflher noine o'clock in th' marning. Farroll?Thin how d'ye know yo bad a good t'lWiie; Casey- Sur \ didn't Oi hoar tl?' cop j ltcllin' tli* jondqo all about lit tlf nist ; < marnlngV?Fuek. cai ; < Tlsc Trial Trl;>. j X i "Tho airship iuvoiit??r is elated that ; ' -his craft should have coino down so I gracefully." ; ' "Yes, he reminds mo of somo of these wc noblemen." i tin "IIow is that?" i cli 'Troud of his ih scent."?Chicago toi News. I : od ir.vt-'i Awnktsiinir. I y.( Mrs. Rent Tl . :tor says tlmt I | no crave Una.. "i n't . . re? with mo. r.ciihatr -SL'iiai's 1.oil.it:.. I once had the : nine Iron-de. Mrs. I>cnh:r . \V1. n was ihat? Hon ha in -When I married you.--New slJ York 'l imes. . ^ Con.!# f .>' <?: ?* ?! Tiicni. j ( , -nave yqn >; J v r ;ii imjuuaa hats*#" t asked th^ ?"r aij< ' No," :inswcml llie truthful fjales- i ham, "??ut ?v?> hnve some tlint are just 1 as ugly."- -t'hicago Tribune. 1 ] it niftUt pri ?SjjrY im J vs. 1 tlu / / ? . . r* \ x . A - A, / /f A u )\ 0/ \ 1 Teacher?What is Hhodo Island dis- ujL tinpn'dshed for? Toflimy It's distinguished for being j.,. thf duly one Of tlie United States that's the simllcst, r. ? J Gone to the Dors. art Mr. Flea?Where are all the ehil- Gc drcn? 1 Mrs. Flea?Oh, tlicy'vo all gono to tho ;w? flogs.-r Ohio Btate Journal. ^ DO ^ - * -?< > HOW HE LOST HER. > hardly dared to touch her hand; To doomed sho was so far abovo'hlm would never havo the sand i'd . :: think that she coujd love lilm. i l ! ' almcnt prey h. < v he lacked so badly \vut< i 1 her day by day U I : .01 ii about and acted sadly. n . . bo . . his sc-ret guessed; f t- ?. she a vi r sceinod to show It; Lt, if iovo Is not expressed t j I . 't be apposed t6 know It, qJ- i foe' .'i f" Mow. tag; Jo ' r< rrx ; I :l of i pOi'lllng; s -ai I afr. , to talk u&nll aid a aud look it out iw mooning. other suitor canto at last-, \'h > was not shy about Ids wooing; i' Iwii \v i i?- many minuted passed hat there was something certain doing. d one week from the day thoy met lis ring was on her second finger; o the happy day was sot; 'hat lover surely did not linger. / ' d No. 1 he drooped and pined/' lecov -red. seme time later mated, d fv-r alter was Inclined , 'o thank his lucltw staril ho'<bwaited. o moral le, when all is doneur 1- \ v.should not hide or smotlier; I. anyway, it's si."v of ouo e .?/! l.ol# n A..o..n ,.! ?l,n ?Chicago Daily News. A True Story. l . .nd.iy school superintendent in kk r 10 t 3 children about cruelty anim. ! s;. vl: "Only a coward would use a creature that had no way of itecti-ng itself. Why, children,*' said "i once knew a little boy \who ctit a caIt's tail! Think oi' it, children? i: c. I n''' ; nd cut Hie tail right off! n an/ o.io i< il n\o a verso in the do that would have tnuglit Hiifl cruel ; Li... i. should .not have cut Off'-* ! cairv tuiiv J Li t i nt's silence a small boy, ih a 'liappv Ihoughl" expression, d up his hand. "What is it, my asked the superintendent hopely. ''What (Jed hatli Joined together no man put asunder,'' responded small boy. ? superintendent was so impressed t 1. never I rought his own verse light.?Harper's Magazine. The Modern Way. And when wo are married," ho sugitcd, "we will plan together to keep joint oxpens s within my Income." lie looked at hha in astonishment. IIow foolish!" she exclaimed. "You : not al all up to date. You want to make my expenses lit your Inno, when any ninny ought to know I it is your duty to get an Income it wi:l cover my expenses. Let us ir no nato of this foolishness, aild n I am a we will be happy."? icago. 1'pst. r k Tlic Truo VcrMinn. iB ioor^'u Washing 011, Jr.?Father, I nnot toll n lit*. .icorge vv asntngron, m\ ureat Scott! ausL sco a doctor about you! ? < XI III O lit I,XI St. 'I . Uould think you ijcoi>1o out hero ?uM bo cured ul' tin; idea by this .10 that ic docs nny good to pray for ani;cs in the weather," said the iri.st froui the east. I don't know* about that," rcspondth Kmc s farmer. "I.nst summer -.1 far rain. We're get tin' it ?\ it.; right."?1 iiicago Tribune. DlsKviicefuI. dr. o??.h.,an-1 understand you ; the 1 rixeiight last night. I'm : ; : . < !. r of your attending cii a ? v i. i i*ill affair. rt;.beg it was disgraceful, sure ?h. Why, neither one of those big s could hit hard enough to dent iter. I'liilndolp^.4. ltcoord. Wffy lie Wrote. Tieiul I a lioorge very homesick? >os lie write home as often as ho TOii-'odV f 'ut'n -r?Oh, lie's not homesick, but sometimes writes ofteimr than ho to. -You see, "going broke" i now experience with him.?Detroit eo Dress. , A Llttlo Dry. lrig.es- Aridson feels mighty proud the compliment Stetson gave his jk. Stetson said it was like chnm.jnc. Jriggs? Il'm, h'ni! Champagne is . sometimes, isn't itV?lloston Trautpt. Sociable. Weli, well," remarked Farmer rntop at the zoo, "this hero lion ars to bo real good natured." 'Mobbe," suggested his good jwlfe, 's one o' them social lions ye read >ut in the papers."- Philadelphia ? ji Merely Temporary. >Ia< And is it realiv true that > engaged? I congratulate you. orge is such a nice boy too. itbel?Ob, but it isn't George. That'* . * is last week. I'm cngaged^toJUar V.?New. York Journal - ? ' wi T''^l