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HANS' PHILOSOPHY; HE TRIES IT AS A SCHEME TO IN? CREASE HIS BUSINESS. *TSxe Plan Failed to Worte, However, mm tae German Cobbler's Sage Ob? servations Did Kot Take Well With His Callers. [Copyright. 2901, by C. B. Lewis.] IS vhas der butcher on der next cor? ser who comes In my shop one day und 3oois aroundt und says: .Sans, how she vhas dot you dont rush some peesness?** *Pecanse no peesness comes aroundt,"* Isays. *But you should mate some peesness come aroundt. Py golly, but if I vhas **X VHAS ALSO A PHU^SOPHZE." 3n your place I would haf my plug hat imd gold headed cane In four weeks! I know more ash ten t'ensand peoples ?.ho like cement patches on deir shoes, but dey dont come to yen pecause you ?on't haf some brains. It vhas sor? rowful to see a man sit still und go py der poorhouse," "But That can I do?** I says. **I Thill tell you. Did you eafer hear of dot man named Diogenes?** "Did he lif in Philadelphia?** **No, sir. He lifs In Greece a long time ago, und he Thas ? philosopher. Dot man Thas so poor dot he lifs in a tub und eats turnips, bot py und py be Thas reech und famous. It Thas all py his philosophy. You know That phi? losophy is, don't you?*' "Of course. If you haf a boil on your leg, you must be glad dot it ain't on your neck.'* "Exactly-exactly. Theil, Hans, you shall be a philosopher. You shall put ?op signs on der walls, und I shall tell all der peoples, und in a leetle time eaferypody Thill be talking aboudt Hans der Philosopher. In two weeks so mooch work comes in dot you shall tire two men to help you. In one month all der dago cobblers Thas gone out of peesness. You keep a leetle quiet und we spring a surprise on der pooblic." I. don't know aboudt him, und my wife don't know aboudt him. but may pe she Thas all K. O. In two days dot butcher makes me fe?fty signs to bang oop, end he . tells more ash one bocn .ered peoples dot I Thas Hans der Phi? losopher. I don't get my shop open in der morning before a man kicks on der door. Then he comes in. he says: "Hello, Hans! So you Thas going In to beat old Diog. eh? 1 like dot, 1 shall read your signs und bring in some shoes to be fixed." . He looks all aroundt und reads, und poo ty queek he says: . "How Thas 'dis? Maype you like to Insult me, eh? Dot sign reads dot a man mit a third wife Thas lifing next floor to a fooL Do you mean dot 1 Thas some fools pecause J. Thas mar? ried three times?** "I don't pelief I do** I.seys. ,. . .Theil, That do you mean?** [ ~""I mean some philosophy.'* ~Oh, you do? Theil. let me teU'sgft ?omet'mgs. I can lick you in one min? ute by some clocks, und If you don't lake down dot sign pei ore noon you ?has a wrecked man. I haf some phi? losophy, toa und you better look oudt for me." It makes me feel bad dot I lose my first customer, und I rake dot sign flown. In ten minutes a woman comes m mit two shoes to be fixed for seexty cents. She Thas an old customer, und I like her. "So you Thas some philosophers, eh?" :she says to me ash she looks aboudt *1 Thas." ?*So Thas I. und I shall bring you all any shoes to cobble* Let me read some signs. Ha, ha! But That you mean py dot sign which reads dot bleached hair and brain fever don't lie on der same ?dHow?" "It Thas philosophy,** I says. ??Oh. it vhas! It Thas philosophy to insult your customers, Thas lt?** -"But I don't insult you, womals." "But you do. My hair Thas bleached pecause I like to be a blond, und dot ttggn means I don't haf any brains. Gif ine back dose shoes. Ton may be some philosopher all right, but I take my ?work to some dago who don't make ?cn of me. Cobbler, you Thas a bold, Imd man, und if you gif me on? more word I Thill wreok dis shop und break 2^Dur heart.** When dot. womans goss eodt my <w3fe comes, ia ?nd says dot bvfceker ?tes a fool uad vnlll dxif is isis bank? ruptcy. It looks dot vbay to a?, toa tnt I don't do Battings poroso a Softer sumen in and shoots oodt< "<Good raoraia?, old phttost?fctrf Ssw fp? Thas? Dot butcher rfcss M?s? m aboudt ber. ?nd I TOB* gtod of *. mat dis locality Thanes is a pfcftose* 4&ar, end I poiW po? aafee a hie m?cese. To? ba* ?ot oop some signe, jrfh? VhoC, I read *em oa&e sod &sa $*tag you l? some work.* Se reads Joe two mfcwfess ?fed doe -See bera, cobbie*, OSJD *O*J mofee -sse peesness pf tosaltfeif eostssa *^TbO *t*M jQStttt FOQf** I OSPS. TOAS yoe Sere H? a sipo A* \ mg* ao beidiwwSed sa? sfeet?d seek fr? nm *. copte fVft?r?r l_rbas fcst? "Sut I uoii't n?ffer soe your bald head pefcre." "Don't lie to me. cobbler! Ten times I vhas in dis shop mit my bat oST. und ten times you see my baldness. You like to haf some stokes cn me peeause my hair vhas crone avhay, but you und oudt dot she don't pay. If you vhill come oudtdoors, I shall make your heart ache." I don't go ondt und dot baldhead vhas still py der door vhen a big fat man crowds him avhay und comes in und says: "That vos it aboudt Hans der Phi? losopher? Vhas ft you, cobbler V "She vhas," I says. "How vhas you a philosopher?' "I don't know." .?There vhas dot philosophy?" "Ali aronndt yon. Look at dose signs." He reads two signs und laughs. He reads two more und says I vhas a true philosopher. Den be reads one und gets red mit his face und says to me: "Cobbler, how vhas it vhen you say dot fat mans may jar der earth, but lean mans make its history." "I don't exactly know," I says. . "Thas I too fat?* 1 can't say." .Don't I haf some brains?" "I don't know." **VhelL let me tell yon somet'ings. I vhas also a philosopher. I vhas sooch a philosopher dot I grab you like dis, und slam you around so, und make your heels crack und your hair stand oop, und if you don't took dot sign down in two seconds you vhas a dead man." I vhas some sorrowful man vhen he goes oudt, und I send for dot butcher und tell him how she vhas. He scratch? es his head und thinks und thinks, und py und py he says: "Ah. now I see how she vhas! I put in some of my old signs py mistake. Dey vhas all right to sell country sau? sages in a butcher place, but dey vhas all wrong to pring some cement patches into a cobbler shop. Maype it vhas better if you go fishing und let philoso? phy haf some rests." M. QUAD. Getting: on Famonsly. The Chicago Girl-Plague take this eastern culture! Her Boston Aunt-What is the mat? ter, my dear? The Chicago Girl-I've really become Interested in Ibsen. I think he's bully. I take to transcendentalism without any trouble, I'm getting used to eye? glasses, and I dote on dignity, but I can't get over saying "Rats!" instead of merely elevating my eyebrows. Harlem Life. A Bad Case. Housekeep-I've come to the conclu? sion that the rent I'm paying for my house is too high. Borden-Well, why don't you speak to your landlord about it? Housekeep-I'm afraid he'll make it still higher.-Philadelphia Press. Vice Versa. City Boarder-Tell me, did you ever bey a gold brick. Uncle Josh? Uncle Geehaw of Hay Corners <die gustedly)-Kaw. but I her bought lots of bricks I thought was gold.-Brook? lyn Eagle. Inopportune. "The baby," cried the woman, radi? ant with joy. "Is beginning to say thingsr The man, her husband, reeled as Sf he had been struck a blow. "And just when I need friends most!" he whimpered, for he was about enter? ing politics. Her suggestion that he did not have to tell every body everything the baby said was extremely silly-just like a woman, in fact.-Detroit Journal. Making Progress. Miss Young (enthusiastically)-Oh, Miss Timer is lovely, so intellectual! Kot In ber first youth, you know, but* Mis? Stager-Ko, but from what I have learned about her I should think she must be well on in her second childhood.-Leslie's Weekly. Wfcy TkU PuUnment? '"Stanoar always reads his poems to me as soon as they are finished," ie? marked Dtawlddie. "Wbafs his part?osla? grudge against po??* asked Van Braam.-Pftte?xw? Cfttsooio^PeJegrapb, Peooscpe m jiast rom my eooptes fca going te bathing so mueh, Perd? ta-4 wouldn't ear?, Ko 001 *m not?oe fc.-Det?ort Fre*PJes* .Ws?, did you see the Pan-Am?" .Bee K? Sa/, I wm there heif ac hoer sod took 1? soap ehc^-Chtes 90 ?kwcrd-See&kL Bte tots**. 9OCKD^-?>sw. teacher waxrts os to ?at! her what te the salary ot the ?sar ai B?sala. Mr. Figf-Twerve mttUon dollars t year, with board sad ?yaamHe fres* todfcoapoate Jooroo! SCIENCE VERSUS WARTS. Say, the?? here doctors make me laugh the way that they let on To know so much about the things that'3 ailis folks: I swan You'd think to read the stufi they write con cemin these here germs That them and all the wriggliri things was on fa? miliar terms; You'd think they'd know just how to go to work to clear 'em out And send the blame diseases all a-ki tin up the spout. Now, there's my brother Dan Ts boy-great grief, the time he spent A-stodyin to doctor folks! Why, say, that feller's went Through half a dozen colleges or mebby more than that; There's hardly any famous ones that he ain't ' studied at. He studied in Vienna, and be studied in Berlin, And the money it kept costin-gol, it almost seemed a sin.! And now be's got an office in the -city, and, they say, His patients keep bim busy half the night and all the day. He charges '#m ten dollars just for lookin at their tongul-, And I hear he's wrote a book about diseases of the lungs. The papers interview bim cn these kierin germs and things, And I tell you ri*s just wonderful the language that be slings. Well, maw she bsd a dreadful wart right -on ber thumb, and it Would crack and bleed and burt "er, and she wee? ned quite a bit, And so when Nephew Henry come to see the folks we thought We'd let him cure the pesky thing, and be got off a lot Of 'talk about conditions of the svstem and all that, But the wart kept right on stickin to the bizness it was at. The medicine be give 'er, and the long words be let loose, And the wiee look on his features weren't of the slightest use. The wart kept on a-growin and a-spreadin till it come To look as though the wart, instead of bein on the thumb, Was what had been there first and that the thumb had grew on it, So we throwed away the bottles and decided that we'd quit. Now, here is where the point comes in: Somebody said one cay If maw could find a bone somewhere and rub and rub away At that blame wart till she could count a hundred kind of slow And then put down the bone again the way it was, you know. The t'ang would disappear, and, say, she done it, and, by cum, Today there ain't a sign of that old wart there on 'er thumb! It's all right for the doctors to pert end they've got it fine With their germs and these here microbes, but no more of 'em in mine! Here they go away to Europe and pert end to study there, And they talk about diseases in the water and the air, And they can't cure warts, by golly! And so all Tve got to say Is that, after all their study, it's most guesswork anyway. -Chicago Record-Herald. Billowy Wheat. Doctor-You must get your mind off your business for awhile. Why not take a rest in the country? Mr. Wallstreet-That wouldn't do me any good. When the summer breezes "blew around the farm, I'd be sure to see the wheat rising and falling.-Phil? adelphia Press. A Conversazione. Stuffed Cat-Mr. Owl, are you as wise as you look? Stuffed Owl-Goodness, no! Wise people never give themselves away by looking wise. Say. if you get hungry don't jump on me, because I'm half full of cheap moth balls.-Chicago Rec? ord-Herald. Getting: Indeper at. Midget-The ossified man says he'll leave unless the manager comes to terms. "What's his idear' "Says he could make more money let? ting people sharpen their cutlery on his form,"-Brooklyn Eagle. A Family Expo?xu*e. **T never see you lounging in the ham? mocks. Mr. Subbs.** **No; these gay front porch hammocks are for company and for ornament The old rope thing the folks let me swing in is around in the back yard.** Detroit Free Press, Mr. B.*? Saapocttiom. **Since Spiffing lost his teeth he cant speak distinctly nor eat proper food," remarked Mr. Bloomfield. **I suppose he has to live on gum? drops and speak gum Arabic,** added Mr. Bellefield.-Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph, Could ??Shed" Very Little More. Mrs, Schermerhorn-Oscar, you look like a lobster in that red bathing suit Schermerhorn (pointedly)-Well, you look like a shedder in yours,-Brooklyn Eagle. The Rallas; Paxaioa. A party of bookmakers were driving down to Sandown Park one morning, and. having half an hour to spare, they decided to pull up at a private asylum in which one of their profession named Brown was a patient He was delight? ed to see his old cronies, and they were pleased to find him well oared for. They supplied him liberally with cigars and tobacco and on leaving in Quired if they could do anything further to in? sure his comfort "Tea, boys,* be eagerly rop?ed, **give me a book and a bit of pencil, for they're such a bloomin lot of idiots in here that they'll take any price about a horse you like to lay. 1*11 make my fortune Sn a week.**-London King. A LA?tia? Saas?. Tugby tells me he never travels at Bight on the oars." "Nervous?*" "Well, the last trip he took be saw one of those women who wear their husbands* old linen dusters for sleeping car gowns.**-Chicago Rseor4~Heral4. Pxtfera the WmMWt ??Tbe dlffereoce between a reeta orant an a eafay,** said Mr. Meddergrass, who had jost returned from the etty, "ts that at a eafay they charge you 2 bits for bread an butter an at a restaurant they throw K in.**-Baltimore Ameri? can. EFIRD WONT RUN. Lexington, July 19.-It is uthorirat ively announce! here that the Hon. C. M. ?fird will not be a candidate to succeed the late Hon. J. W. Stokes in congress, f?ri Representative A. Frank Lever reached here from his home in the country last night, and strong influ? ences and indorsements are being used to induce him to enter the race. Mr. Lever is at present a member of the house from Lexington county, hav? ing been elected at the head of the ticket, by the largest vote ever given a man in the history of the county, and it is said that he is stronger today than ever. For five years he was the private secretary to Congressman Stokes, in thorough sympathy with his policies and entirely acquainted with the departmental duties, which make such a large part of congressional work. His closeness, personally and politically, to Dr. Stokes leads his friends to believe that he will be able to make a strong pull for the support of those nearest Dr. Stokes in his life work. STATE TO BORROW MONEY. Owing to heavy appropriations made by the last legislature which were made payable before the money for taxes came in, the state will have to borrow money this year. The Atlanta Constitution has deter? mined upon an enterprise that means much to both the Southern cotton grower and the Southern manufacturer in sending Mr. Jos. K. Ohls, one of the ablest men on its staff, on a tour, especially of the oriental countries, to acquire information looking to the de? velopment and enlargement of our trade in cotton goods with these coun? tries. W. T. Grant, a tobacco exporter, who died last week, left 8200,000 to the Presbyterian Theological Semi? nary at Louisville, Ky., subject to an annuity of 85.000 to his widow as long as she lives. Retaliation by Japan for the high tariff imposed upon Japa? nese imports into this country is being u;ged upon the Tokio government by Japanese commercial men. The introduction in the Montana House of a resolution for the appoint? ment of two more women as clerks gave rise to an interesting discussion the other day. It was pointed out that there were already twenty-five women clerks, who, according to one member, did little but sit around the committee rooms all day, reading nov? els or doing fancy work, and drawing So a day. Another member told of the struggle he had to persuade one out of a bevy of fifteen of these clerks to do a little work for him on a typewriter. A mother was recently reading to her young son the story of a little fel low whose father was taken ill and died, after which he set nimself dili? gently to work to assist in supporting himself and his mother. When she had finished the story she said: "Now, Tommy, if pa were to die, wouldn't you work to keep mamma?" "Why, no," said the little chap," not relish? ing the idea of work. "What for? Aint we got a good house to live in." "Oh. yes, my dear," said the mother, "but we can't eat the house yon know." "Well, ain't we got plenty of things in the pantry?" Continued the youns hopeful. "Certaninly dear, re? plied the mother, "but they would not l?st lons:, and what then?" "Well, ma." said the young incorrigible after thinking a moment, "ain't there enough to last till you get another husband." The nnouncement of the candidacy of Dr. L. K. Sturkie for congress in the seventh district appers in the Or? angeburg papers this week over the doctor's own signature. A good portion of the candidates mentioned in the coming Congression? al race are now holding office. All such who have a proper regard for the taxpayers should resign as soon as they announce themselves for Con? gress in order that their successors may be nominated in the same pri? mary. Otherwise, should a candidate now holding office, be elected to Con? gress, the vacancy caused by his ele? vation would have to be filled by an? other special election. The candidate who has the grit and the confidence in his chances of election, to resign and go before the voters of the Congres? sional district would by such'action win many votes.-Orangeburg Patriot. ATLANTIC COAST LINS. TRAFFIC DEPARTMENT. Wilmiogton, N. C., May 20th. 1901 Fast Line BETWEEN i AND NORTH CAROLINA, CONDENSED 8CHBD?LE GoiDg West. I ID EffVct Jaa'y I Goiog East Ko 12 I 13io, 1901 I Ko S3 .a BJ *p OD 7 15 Lr Charlearos, 8 C Ar 8 5C 8 35 LT Lanes, SC Ar TU 9 51 Lr Siaitr, 8 C Ar 5 53 1 23 Ar Coliabia, 8 C LT 4 20 p m 12 34 Ar Praiaaritj, 8 G LT 3 07 21 47 Ar Vavbarrj, g C LT 2 62 2132 Ar Cliitaa, SC LT 2 10 1 10 Ar Laaraaa, SC LT ? 60 3 25 Ar GreaoT?i?, 8 C LT 12 lo 5 10 Ar Spartaabirr, 8 C LT 12 15 p ta ac t IS Ar Wiaaibero, 8 C LT 10 18 9 30 Ar Charlotta, ICC LT 8 10 p aa a ? 6 11 Ar Heaiertorilla, V C LT 9 02 T 15 Ar Aaaavitle, VC LT .- 81>0 .DaiW. Vol 12 and 53 tah* traief betatec Cbarlef toa and Greet Tii la, 8 C. H M Easeraoo, Gen'l Patata ger Agaat. i R Kealy, T M lm?r?oo, Gea'i Maaager. Tr?Sic Maaagft SOUTHERN RAILWAY. Condensed Schedule in Effect Jan. 17,190t fo.U ?a S? ai]y Dailj EASTERN TIME ;>*o. (5 No.13 'Daily Daily 520p 7 00a?Lv... Charleston ...Aril lua; S 15p 600p. 7 41a) M .. Summerville.. " 1030a 728p 7 30p 8 55ai " ...Branchvue... M i 9 l?a i 600p 758p 923a " ...Orangeburer... M I S-IIa! 533p 847p 10 15a! M .... Ringville ... " | 7 55ai 443p ?1 30a'Ar ll 40ai " . .-Sumter.Lv; .Ca-nden.Lvj. 300p 250p 935p ll 00a!Ar. ? ? .Columbia.Lvl 7 IQaj 400p 52?p? 7 00a Lv... Charleston ...Ar ll 10a! 815p 780p 016a M ...Branchvue... " ? 8 50a? 600p 755p 940a M ....Bamberg .... " j 827a 533p 806p! 95?a K .... Denmark.... " 813aj519p 824p;1007a - ....Blackville." 800a| 503p 924p!ll00a ".Aiken.M 7 03ai355p 102Op;115Oa Ar. August* andLv" I 6 20al 310p KOTE: In addition to the above service trains Noa. 15and 16 run daily between Charles? ton and Columbia, carrying elegant Pullman ?Jeeping ears. No. 15 leave Charleston ll :00 p. m. ; arrive Columbia 6:00 a. m. No. 16 leave Columbia 1:80 a. m.;arrive Charleston 7.-00a. m. Sleeping cars ready for occupancy at 9.-0? p. m. both at Charleston and Columbia. These trains make close connections at Columbia wirti through trains between Florida pointe and Washington and the east. Connection with trains Noa. 31 and 82 New York and Flor? ida Limited between Blackville, Aiken and Au? gust*. No 31 loaves Blackville st 8:48 a. m.: Aiken 9.40 a. no.; Augusta 10.20a. m. No. di leaves Augusta 6.30 p. m.; Aiken 7.15p. m.; Blackville 8.05 p. m. Pullman Drawing Boom Bleepers between August*, Aiken and New, York. Trains Nos. 6 and ll carry Elegant Pull? man Parlor Cars between Charleston, Summer? ville and Columbia, connecting at Columbia with the Famous New York and Florida Lim (ted. IEX. Sun. Sun. i Ex. only i Sun. Lv. Augusta_ Ar. Sandersville. " Tennille. 7 00a| 9 30* 5 20p 100p;1243p 8 32p 130p;1250p 8 ?Op Lv. Tennille. " Sandersville. Ar. Augusta. 5 40a 350p| 310p 5 50a 400pj 3 23p 9 00a! 7 10p! 8 30p Lv. Savannah.... '* Allendale. " Barnwell_ " Blackville... 12 3fla;12 55p 3 45a' 3 55p 4 13a i 425p| 4 28a I 439p Ar. Batesburg Ar. Columbia. 610a: G15p 430p 8?3p Mix. 9 45p 1 55p 3 45p 5 05p 8 00p Lv. Columbia_.ill 3?a? 115a Lv. Batesburg 630a 03a Ar. Blackville. " Barnwell. " Allendale_ " ?savaucah. ?lOp] 1 24p 1 55p| 305p; 2 57a: 1030a 3 12a ll 30a 3 45a;il 30a 5 00a; . 8 383 10 20a Atlanta and Beyond. Lv. Charleston.I 7 00a: 5 20p Ar. Augusta.ll 50a 10 2up " Atlanta.! 8?Op! 5 00a Lv. Atlanta.r 10 35pi 5 3Ua Ar. Chattanooga.' 2 40a? 9 45a 400p 840p Lv. Atlanta. Ar. Birmin ghm. " Memphis.?viaBir'mgam) Ar. Lexington " Cincinnati. " Chicago... i 6 00a| 415p 12nnl000p ? S05p! 7 15a 9 31a. 505p? 5 00a 12n'n, 7 30p; 7 45a 8 30Pi 7 15a: 5 30p Ar. Louisville. " St. Louis .. 7 40p 7 04a! 7 50a 600p Ar. Memphis, (viaCha?). 710p. 7 40a To Asheville-Cincinnati-Lonisville. EASTERN TIME. Lv. Augusta " Batesburg. Lv. Charleston Lv. Columbia (Union Depot)_ Ar. Spartanburg . " Asheville . .L. ,k Knoxville. " Cir.einnnati. " Louisville i via Jellicoe. N01341 Daily ; 300pi 4 4?p 7 (.fla ll 4Ua! 31<l). 7 lop! 4 15a! 7 3?pi NOl3fl Daily OoOp 12 07a ll IMP ;S20a ll i\a 2 4Sp 7 i?Up 7 4?a O 5ua To "Washington and the East. Lv. Augusta..j 3?:0p 930:.? " Batesburg..? 44bp;1207a *. Columbia \Union Depot)..I ??Up! 2 15a Ar. Charlotte. .j H2up 9 45a Ar. Danville. .... l?51a 13$p Ar. Richmond.; OuOai t'25p Ar. Washington.. .j 7 35a ~b5dt> " Baltimore Pa. R. R. 912a ll25p M Philadelphia.. 1135a! 256a " New York.j 203pi 613a f Daily except Sunday. Sleeping Car Line between Charleston and Atlant*, via Augusta, making connections ai Atlanta for all points North and West. Connection at Atlant* with Chicago and Florida special, daily except Sunday. Most luxurious train in the world. Connection}! at Columbia with through traina for Washington and the Saat : also for Jackson? ville and all Florida Pointe. FRANK S. GANNON. J. M. CULP, Third V-P. & &en. Mgr-, Traffic Manager, Washington. D. C Washington, IX C ROBT, W. HUNT. Div. PaJts. Agt, Char lestes. S. C. S. H. HARDWICK. W. BL TAYLOB. Gea. lr*?*- Agt., Asst. Gen. Pass. Agt., Washington D. C. Atlanta, Ga. ATLANTIC COAST LINE Sorth-Eastern R. R. of S. f CONDENSED SCHEDULE TRAINS GOING SOUTH Dated lao 14, 1901 No. 36? No. 23? No 53? No. 61? L?e Florence Lre Kingstree Ar Lanes Le Lanes 1 m 2 34 3 38 3 38 p m 7 45 8 46 9 04 9 30 p m 6 45 ir Charleston 5 04 10 55 S 30 an 9 4( ll 2< 11 20 1 00 TRAINS GOING NORTH No. 78? No. 32? No. 52? Nc 50? Le Charles ton Ar Lanes Le Lane* ^e Kiegitree k r Florence a m 6 33 8 16 8 16 8 32 9 25 ft BO p m 4 48 6 15 6 15 T25 P? a m 7 00 8 32 a m p oe 4 00 5 3f 5 3f 7 0! p a .Daily, t Daily except San day Io. 32 rmi! throegh to Colieabie via Ceo ral 2. R. af 8. G Tra?as Voe. U asi 12 mn via Wilson toe fayetteville-Sheri Lint-and make eioftf rcBsestiea fer eli peinte forth. Thaine en G. ? D t>. E. lsare florene* lei'* exeeetSaedsy ft 16 a to, ernvs Darling toa 19 ii e> B, Har ai vii ls 9 li ft ta, Chere? ll 80 ft ai, Vedseftero 2 25 pu. Leave Floreeee deily exeeet Binde? T ii p ea, er? riv? Darliagtea 8 10 ft ta, BennetttTiUe 9 11 p BI, ..bees 9 di p as. Leere tloren ? Seeder only 9 IO ft a. errire Darliagtoi If ff ft Bs Leave ?iaeea daily except Sonder SOO a m, f eaeetajviUt T 00 ft ts, arrive Darling ice fi 00 a s, lear? Dftrliagton 8 i0 ft s, ftr .ive rieeeaee I li e ai. Leere Wedesborc iaily exeeet Sanday 8 00 p aa, Caemar d d! p sa, HartBvill? T Oft a as, Darlington ft IS p ai, errire Floreaoe T 00 p ?.. ??eat? Der .legion Sneday only 8 90 ft at, errire Flor ?nos 9 li e at. J. E. KOL1T, JVO. T. DITIJ?B. fee'] I aa agar. Gen'l Sap'. S. X. I?SR80N, Trafic Manager. T.I EMIR80N. Gen'l Peal. Agent Senti Carolina an? Georgia E _tension I R'COIIMJ Scoedtle No. 4-ID effect 12.01 a. m., Soo December 24, 1899. Between Camden S. C.. ?nd Blacbtbnrj?. 8. C WEST. EAST 2d Cl let Cl ?35 ?33 Eastern time 1st cl 2dc: 4 ?32 ?34 p m 8 20 8 50 9 20 10 50 11 20 11 35 12 30 12 00 1 20 1 30 2 50 3 10 4*10 4?45 5 30 e;oo 6 25 6 35 7 00 p m P mjs^STATIONS. 12 50 Camden 1 15 Dekalb 127 Westville 1 40 Kershaw 2 10 Heath Soring 2 15 Pleasant Hill 2 35 Lancaster 2 PO Riverside 3 00 Springdell 3 10 Catawba Jonction 3 20 Leslie 3 40 Rock Hill 3 55 New Pott 4 02 Tirrab 4 20 Yorkville 4 35 Sharon 4 50 Hickory Grove 5 00 Smyrna 5 20 Blacksborg p m p m 12 25 ll 02 ll 50 ll 35 ll 20 ll 15 10 55 10 40 10 30 10 20 10 10 10 00 9 35 930 9 15 9 00 8 45 8 35 8 15 a m p m 530 4 50 430 4 10 3 15 3 00 * 2 35~ 1 00 12 40 12 20 ll 00 10 44^ 8 20 800 730 6 50*^ 6 20 ' 6 GO 5 30 a m Between Blacksburg, 8. C., ard Marion. N C WEST. E?AST 2dc?^ ?12 2d cl .ll 1st cl ?33 Eastern time. 1st cl .32 a m 8 10 8 30 8 40 9 20 iO 00 10 10 IC 25 10 50 11 15 ll 35 11 45 12 05 12 25 12 50 p m D m STATIONS 5 30 Blacksbure 5 45 Earls 5 50 Patterson Springs 6 00 Shelby 5 20 Lattimore 6 28 Mooresboro 6 38 Henrietta 6 56 Forest City 7 10 Rutberfordton 7 22 Millwood 7 35 Golden Valley 7 40 Thermal City 7 58 Glenwood 8 15 Mario u p m a m 7 48 7 32 7 25 7 15 6 55 6 48 6 38 6 20 6 05 5 55 5 40 5 37 5 17 5 00 s m p m 6 4?k <? 20 . 6 12 6 00 4 50 40 20. 5C 25 05 60 45 20 00 p m West Gaffney Division East 1st Class I EASTEFN TIME. 15 I 13 STATIONS. let ClfeS? 14 1 16 pmam ampm 1 00 6 00 ' Blackebnrg 7 50 3 00 I 20 6 20 Cherokee Falls 7 30 2 40 i 40 6 40 Gaffney 7 10 2 20 pmam ampm .Dany except Snndsy Train No 32 leaving Marion, N. C., at a rn, making close connection at Blacksbnr^, C, with the Southern's train No 36 for Char lotte,.N C, and all points East and connecting with the Southern's vestibule going to Atlanta, Ga, and all points West, and will receive pas songers going East from train No 10, on the C ? N W R R, at Yorkville, S C, at 8 45 a rn, and connects at Camden, S C, with the Southern ? train No 78, arriving in Charleston, S 17 p xe Train No 34 with passenger coach attache leaving Blacksburg at 5 30 a rn, and connectiin; at Rock Hill with the Southern's Florida tr ai. for all points South, Train No 33 leaving Camden, S C, at 12.5> p m, after the arrival of the Southern's Char leston train connects at Lancaster, S C, with the LA C R R, at Catawba Junction with the SAL, going East; at Rock Bill, S C, will the Southern's traiB, No 34, for Charlotte, N C, and all points East. Ccnnects at York? ville, S C, with train No 9 on tbe C ? N W B R. for Chester, SC. At Blacksburg with the Southern's vestibule goinp East, and tbe South? ern's train No 35 going West, and connecting at Marion N C with the Southern both Esst an? West. SAMUEL HUNT, President S. TRIPP, Superintendent. A B. LTT pKTN. Gen'l Passenz-r A*r?nt. Atlantic Coast Line WILMINGTON, COLUMBIA AND Ai. GUSTA RAILROAD Condensed Schedule. Dated April 8, 1901. TRAINS GOING SOUTh. Mo. ob ho. ?so p. m jeave Wilmington ?3 45 Leave Marion 6 40 Arrive Florence 7 25 p. m. e. m Leave Florence ?8 00 ?3 CO Arrive Sumter 9 15 4 02 .No. 62 Leave Sumter 9 15 ?9 23 Arrive Columbia 10 40 10 55 No. 52 rum through from Charleston na Central R. R., leaving Cbarlestor 6.25 a. m Lanes 8 02 a rn, If anning 8 50 a m TRAINS GOING NORTH Ko. 54 No. ba a. m. p. m Leave Columbia *6 40 '3 10 Arrive Sumter .8 05 4 33 No. 32 ?. m. p. m Leave Sumter 8 05 ?6 24 Arrive Florence 9 20 7 35 a? m. Leave Florence 10 00 Leave Marion 10 35 Arrive Wilmington 1 25_ .Daily. fDaily except Sundav. No 53 runs through to Charleston, S. O ria Central R. R., arriving Manning 6 04 f TX ,Lanes 6.43 p rn, Charleoton 8.30 p m. Traine on Conway Branch leave Chadbourn II 50 a rn, arrive Conway 1.30 p m, return og leave Conway 3 40 p rn, art ive Chad* oonrn 5 20 pm, leave Chadbonrn 6.35 p rn, .rrive Elrod 8.10 p m, returning lear Elrod 8 40 a rn, arrive Chadbourn ll 2*, ? a Dail except Sunday. J. R. ONLY, GenM Manager. T. M. SMIRsON, Traffic Manager.! 3 M. ?VERSO* GenM Plist. Aaren Atlantic Coast Line MM Coom of Mi Carolina. COM Dili SID SCEID?L3. In effect January 13th, 1901. SOUTH. NORTH jio No Na No .35 f6T tW #3a 7 65 Lv Darlington Ar S 15 8 SS Lv Xlliott Ar 7 60 9 IS Ar Sam ter Lv 6 50 4 0? Lv Sumter Ar 6 H 4 52 Ar Creston Lv 6 Sil 6 46 Lv Creston Ar S 60 9 16 Ar Pregnalli Lv 16 0? 6 16 Oraogeburf 6 10 6 66 Denmark 4 Sf 7 66 Augusta I 4$ a sa II P g P ? .Daily, f Daily except ftseday. Trat!? 32 and 85 carry narong fa Pullman Palace Bafet Sleeping Cara battras* New York ead Macon via Angosta. T M IMSESON, B M BM URSON, traffic Manager. Geo'! Pass. Agt RUNLY. Qea'l ??o?ttf, \ v