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PITHY PARAGRAPHS. i ' Tersely Told Facts About People and Things. | The latest drink in Washington is known as Wilsonade. but unsuccessful office seekers complain that it is a bit ? ** As autumn is upon us the people B who cannot tell a mushroom from a I toadstool should be restrained by their friends. , After his experience with the militants John Bull will probably welcome \ war with the mad mullah as an agreeable change. Speculation as to what the new Temple of Peace stands for suggests that It "will have to stand for much that it doesn't want to. Maybe after awhile science will spell all the months with an "r." and we can have oysters the year round. Won't that be nice? Though M. Pegoud can successfully ioop the loop in the air, there are others who come to grief by getting off a. street car backward. The German explorer eaten by cannibals while searching for radium in New Guinea at least managed to penetrate the unknown interior. A London burglar broke into a house to take a bath. And yet iconoclasts tiave tried to shake public belief in the Jlnglish man's devotion to his tub. Tbe Prince of Monaco avers that he las booked a Primaldkhthys profun?!tesimns at a depth of 20.000 feet. It takes a prince to tell a real fish story. A Boston social worker Is dtetnrbsd l>ecanse poodles bring $1,000 and babies only $10. Would it not be better if the babies were not for sale at any price? By sandwiching Jndlcioas hunger j?rL:es between regular living tbe militant suffragettes are reducing the cost of living to the finest psint yet at(tained. Tbe parcel post is vindicated. A pie Huts been shipped via this route. Also the self control of mail agents has 'been vindicated. Tbe pie reached its destination. "It is becoming more and more evident," says Punch, "that something must be done to brighten cricket" Throwing pop bottles at the umpire might do It ?ba?A fA hava m A year agv> on uua nwo ? v ^ markets Id which the consumer might j|wy for less and the producer might :*11 for a little more than before. Where are they? The case of the Chicago baby not a year old that required an operation :t0r appendicitis rather knocks out pome of the theories as to the cause of , that sort of tsooble. Port TotteoTs mortar batteries guardfig the qqafiqe* to Jftyr lojk harbor leave been proved immensely effective. The only way- a foreign foe can Invade Hew York Is to oome disguised as i?ady money. If civilized armies show a tendency to slip back into barbarism when the newspaper rorrospondents are kept sway, it shows that there is something wrong with the kind of civilization generally used. Declare War on Colds. A crusade of education which aims "that common colds may become uncommon within the next generation'' has been begun by prominent New York physicians. Here is a list of the "don'ts" which the doctors say will prevent the annual visitation of the cold: "Don't sit in a draughty car." "Don't sleep in hot rooms." "Don't avoid the fresh air." "Don't stuff yourself at meal time. Over-eating reduces your resistance." To which we would add?when you take cold get rid of it as q uickw~ jy as possible. To accomplish that you will find Chamberlain's Cough Remedy most excellent. For sale by all dealers. ft Advertise in The Record and watch B y?ur business grow. I J Why Is I Because 1 Williamsbuj ,I- I we invite yo ( "Cured" \ & Mrs. Jay McGee, of Steph- m enville, Texas, writes: ' For I nine (9) years. 1 suffered with 4| womanly trouble. 1 had ter- W rible headaches, and pains in jL my back, etc. It seemed as if wr 1 would die, 1 suffered so. At last, I decided to try Cardui, ft] the woman's tonic, and it 9 helped me right away. The 91 full treatment not only helped wA me, but it cured me." * fjm TAKE 11 CarduiJ The Woman's Tonic il If I C^dui helps wom^n in time 41 IK of greatest need, because it jf IV contains ingredients which act EJ R specifically, yet gently, on the Ag fk weakened womanly organs. Pi J So, if you feel discouraged, El M blue, out-of-soris, unable to El do your household work, on m account of your condition, stop fji E worrying and give Cardui a E E trial. It has helped thousands Ei K of women,?why not you?, ml Try Cardui. E-71 N .. i i . Arrival of Passenger Trains at Klngstree. The Atlantic Cbast Line railroad has promulgated the following schedule, which became effective Sunday, October 15, 1911: madth rnrvn No 80 - - - 7:43 a m *No 46 - - 11:37 am No 78 6:10 p m South Bound. No 79 - - - 11:13 am *No 47 - - - - 6:10 p rp No 89 - - - 9:18 p mi Daily except Sunday. How's This? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any rate of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Care. F J CHENEY & CO. Toledo. O. We, the undersigned, h?ve known F J Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in aU business transactions and finaa" cially able to carry out any obligations made by bis firm. NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE. Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Case is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the' system. Vesttmaniala sent (see. Price 75 cents per bottle. Sold bv all Druggists. Take Hall's Kaflly Pills far constipation, ads THE THWCE-4-WEEK IS . V'.j. - ;l i} L". / J : : 'rurr' I v/r * n&* New York World. v , Practically a Daily at the Price of a Weekly. No Other Newspaper in the World Gives So Much at So Low a Price. This is a time of great events and you will want the news accurately and promptly. All the countries of the world steadily draw closer together, and the telegraph wires bring tne happenings of every one. No other newspaper has a service equal to that of Tne World, ^nd it relates everything fully and promptly. I There is a great war in the Old World, and you may read of the extinction of the vast Turkish Empire in Europe,justas a few years ago you read how Spain lost her last foot of soil in America, after having ruled half the empire of the New World. The World long since established a record for impartiality, and anybody can afford its Thrice-a-Week edition, enmps everv o*her day in the week except Sunday. It will be of particular value to you now. The Thrice-a-Week World also aboupdp in other, strong fear tures,serial stories,humor, markets.car* toons; in fact, everything that is to be I found in a first-class daily, j I The Thrice-a-Week VV orld's regular subscription price is only $1.0Q per year, j and this pays for 156 papers. We offer J this unequaled newspaper and The County Record together for one year for $1.75. The regular subscription of the two papers is $2.00. 10-16-4t It Our SI ^ ^ - -T^ J. . i we carry the rg county api u to come to o pee Dry .. In, . jVb isi, i y* \ ,1 WAYS TC Begin right. Know yourself. ! , Limit your expenses. Q Watch the leaks, j Stop the leaks. Have a home bank. Avoid gold-brick sc Own a home. Don't be a "got , Be a man. Q Take care < [We will start you right. $1.(X on which we will pay 4% compoi Tkn Ranlr nf A 11v vwuin v? D. C. Scott, President. J F, W. Fairey, Cashier. N Wm. W. Barr, , >1 IJL??I E t ?????? A Nice Line of Staple Fruits and Ve W. J. Re The Best of Everi I > Hams, Shoulders, Mea Flour and Coffee. Everything in a first fresh and pure. Your Patronage Solicited a HOUSEKB MADE Inr Inqri J Cooked Breakfast Strip, Cfc all'kinds of Cured J , been sliced and rea Jennings' New Call and see it worl Our lint PATRV, CAKE AND III Is fresh daily fr bakery, and we d< from 6 a. m. to 8 p. . Telegraph, teleph c o c to trade with m *<ll A Milhous &. \ (Incorpora The best equipped Qrc 10E Busir best tines to b< . ' 1 .? predate their i V r c : 'c uf store before i i :??: t 1 < j.' ? j v ? GoodsC *7 ?i,i ' wi?* t *?H ? ' *V / 0l_lOES0 > SAVE 0 hemes. , >d fellow." >f your health Q E ) will open an account upinded every three months. 1 Kingstree . A. kelley.Vice Pres. . D. Lepesne, Asst. Cashier. Jr., Teller. II 10 and Fancy Groceries j getables at * ddick's .i fc?. . thing to Eat i il, Grits, Rice, Sugar, j | class Grocery Store? j nd will be Appreciated. 2EPING EASY j" ' i. ' -i ng : Ham, \ tipped Beef and (fesLts that have idy for use by 5 Meat Slicer t 3 Of 0THE81 READ i om a hygienic onTT+Viirirr wIlY U11J tiling 1 *\ m. one, or tell the Jennings .led) >cery in the City, less Incr i had, and tl neritt Our j making your i * f,m 1 * i W e Promise i the best she $5 can buy and STORE SERVICE I that will bring yoi: for your NEXT 1 For J. S, Eron, K FARM F In Claren 408 acres of land, 20 of cultivation, grows the any land in Clarendon C home, first-class barns ai ing, three good tobacco b; on good road in two mile mile from Methodist chu i good progressive comuni i per acre. SEE US! WIR1 For We Are You INSUR YES, WE HAVI Life ] I Fire | Tornado [ | Live Stock | AutomoDue j i Plowden i M - J r. OFFICE: Suddey Building, Next E I If It's Sofn I TO EAT 1 DF | Or a good time now t KIN 2 PROF I Courtney's Cafe a I Kings! the Record - S Only $1. ALL THE NEWS OF eases Ea< lie people of K stock is now c purchases. IUNGST* A You i Koflr Pepp?r i; L /t "HOT ONE" for thU I -* * m ?-- 'j ?* / I ? I VV/M ?? "? ? .31 thaptt a? ui//. |( in any leather and | f L every style ? made over " NATURAL |jl ijxr SHAPE" lasts. ( I J ' & , I j Sale by I ingstree, S, C. I 1- \ I S5 a year COUNTY J^ND STATE 1 :h Year? ) complete and I r- . finest sample of tobacco of )ounty. Good old Colonial id stables, big store buildarns,six good tenant houses, js of fine graded school, one rch, two miles to depot, in ty. A big bargain at $40 2 US! WRITE US! A rs for Farm Lands. j 1 tANCE? E IT! WE WRITE j 9 ROftlf QOAO IP & Plowden , , | i /|( ? \ for to W.U.'T. Office ' f tething Good : i LINK SMOKE ind ever afterwards, see DER 'RIETOR fid Ice (Jtep Parlor roe, S. C. emi-Weekly State