The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, November 06, 1913, Page SEVEN, Image 7
PITHY PARAGRAPHS.
i ' Tersely Told Facts About People
and Things.
| The latest drink in Washington is
known as Wilsonade. but unsuccessful
office seekers complain that it is a bit
? **
As autumn is upon us the people
B who cannot tell a mushroom from a
I toadstool should be restrained by their
friends. ,
After his experience with the militants
John Bull will probably welcome
\ war with the mad mullah as an agreeable
change.
Speculation as to what the new Temple
of Peace stands for suggests that
It "will have to stand for much that it
doesn't want to.
Maybe after awhile science will spell
all the months with an "r." and we
can have oysters the year round.
Won't that be nice?
Though M. Pegoud can successfully
ioop the loop in the air, there are others
who come to grief by getting off a.
street car backward.
The German explorer eaten by cannibals
while searching for radium in
New Guinea at least managed to penetrate
the unknown interior.
A London burglar broke into a house
to take a bath. And yet iconoclasts
tiave tried to shake public belief in the
Jlnglish man's devotion to his tub.
Tbe Prince of Monaco avers that he
las booked a Primaldkhthys profun?!tesimns
at a depth of 20.000 feet. It
takes a prince to tell a real fish story.
A Boston social worker Is dtetnrbsd
l>ecanse poodles bring $1,000 and babies
only $10. Would it not be better
if the babies were not for sale at any
price?
By sandwiching Jndlcioas hunger
j?rL:es between regular living tbe militant
suffragettes are reducing the cost
of living to the finest psint yet at(tained.
Tbe parcel post is vindicated. A pie
Huts been shipped via this route. Also
the self control of mail agents has
'been vindicated. Tbe pie reached its
destination.
"It is becoming more and more evident,"
says Punch, "that something
must be done to brighten cricket"
Throwing pop bottles at the umpire
might do It
?ba?A fA hava
m A year agv> on uua nwo ? v
^ markets Id which the consumer might
j|wy for less and the producer might
:*11 for a little more than before.
Where are they?
The case of the Chicago baby not a
year old that required an operation
:t0r appendicitis rather knocks out
pome of the theories as to the cause of
, that sort of tsooble.
Port TotteoTs mortar batteries guardfig
the qqafiqe* to Jftyr lojk harbor
leave been proved immensely effective.
The only way- a foreign foe can Invade
Hew York Is to oome disguised as
i?ady money.
If civilized armies show a tendency
to slip back into barbarism when the
newspaper rorrospondents are kept
sway, it shows that there is something
wrong with the kind of civilization
generally used.
Declare War on Colds.
A crusade of education which
aims "that common colds may become
uncommon within the next
generation'' has been begun by
prominent New York physicians.
Here is a list of the "don'ts" which
the doctors say will prevent the annual
visitation of the cold:
"Don't sit in a draughty car."
"Don't sleep in hot rooms."
"Don't avoid the fresh air."
"Don't stuff yourself at meal
time. Over-eating reduces your resistance."
To which we would add?when
you take cold get rid of it as q uickw~
jy as possible. To accomplish that
you will find Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy most excellent. For sale by
all dealers.
ft Advertise in The Record and watch
B y?ur business grow.
I J Why Is
I Because
1 Williamsbuj
,I- I we invite yo
( "Cured" \
& Mrs. Jay McGee, of Steph- m
enville, Texas, writes: ' For
I nine (9) years. 1 suffered with 4|
womanly trouble. 1 had ter- W
rible headaches, and pains in jL
my back, etc. It seemed as if wr
1 would die, 1 suffered so. At
last, I decided to try Cardui, ft]
the woman's tonic, and it 9
helped me right away. The 91
full treatment not only helped wA
me, but it cured me." * fjm
TAKE 11
CarduiJ
The Woman's Tonic il
If I C^dui helps wom^n in time 41
IK of greatest need, because it jf
IV contains ingredients which act EJ
R specifically, yet gently, on the Ag
fk weakened womanly organs. Pi
J So, if you feel discouraged, El
M blue, out-of-soris, unable to El
do your household work, on
m account of your condition, stop fji
E worrying and give Cardui a E
E trial. It has helped thousands Ei
K of women,?why not you?, ml
Try Cardui. E-71 N
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Arrival of Passenger Trains at
Klngstree.
The Atlantic Cbast Line railroad
has promulgated the following schedule,
which became effective Sunday,
October 15, 1911:
madth rnrvn
No 80 - - - 7:43 a m
*No 46 - - 11:37 am
No 78 6:10 p m
South Bound.
No 79 - - - 11:13 am
*No 47 - - - - 6:10 p rp
No 89 - - - 9:18 p mi
Daily except Sunday.
How's This?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
rate of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh
Care. F J CHENEY & CO. Toledo. O.
We, the undersigned, h?ve known F J Cheney
for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly
honorable in aU business transactions and finaa"
cially able to carry out any obligations made by
bis firm.
NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE.
Toledo, O.
Hall's Catarrh Case is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of
the' system. Vesttmaniala sent (see. Price 75 cents
per bottle. Sold bv all Druggists.
Take Hall's Kaflly Pills far constipation, ads
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New York World.
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Practically a Daily at the Price
of a Weekly.
No Other Newspaper in the World Gives
So Much at So Low a Price.
This is a time of great events and you
will want the news accurately and
promptly. All the countries of the world
steadily draw closer together, and the
telegraph wires bring tne happenings
of every one. No other newspaper has
a service equal to that of Tne World,
^nd it relates everything fully and
promptly. I
There is a great war in the Old World,
and you may read of the extinction of
the vast Turkish Empire in Europe,justas
a few years ago you read how Spain
lost her last foot of soil in America, after
having ruled half the empire of the
New World.
The World long since established a
record for impartiality, and anybody
can afford its Thrice-a-Week edition,
enmps everv o*her day in the week
except Sunday. It will be of particular
value to you now. The Thrice-a-Week
World also aboupdp in other, strong fear
tures,serial stories,humor, markets.car*
toons; in fact, everything that is to be
I found in a first-class daily, j
I The Thrice-a-Week VV orld's regular
subscription price is only $1.0Q per year,
j and this pays for 156 papers. We offer
J this unequaled newspaper and The
County Record together for one year
for $1.75.
The regular subscription of the two
papers is $2.00. 10-16-4t
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Begin right.
Know yourself.
! , Limit your expenses.
Q Watch the leaks,
j Stop the leaks.
Have a home bank.
Avoid gold-brick sc
Own a home.
Don't be a "got
, Be a man.
Q Take care <
[We will start you right. $1.(X
on which we will pay 4% compoi
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F, W. Fairey, Cashier. N
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A Nice Line of Staple
Fruits and Ve
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The Best of Everi
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Hams, Shoulders, Mea
Flour and Coffee.
Everything in a first
fresh and pure.
Your Patronage Solicited a
HOUSEKB
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Inr Inqri
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Breakfast Strip, Cfc
all'kinds of Cured J
, been sliced and rea
Jennings' New
Call and see it worl
Our lint
PATRV, CAKE AND III
Is fresh daily fr
bakery, and we d<
from 6 a. m. to 8 p.
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best tines to b<
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every three months. 1
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. D. Lepesne, Asst. Cashier.
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and Fancy Groceries j
getables at
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thing to Eat
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class Grocery Store? j
nd will be Appreciated.
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Ham, \
tipped Beef and
(fesLts that have
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In Claren
408 acres of land, 20
of cultivation, grows the
any land in Clarendon C
home, first-class barns ai
ing, three good tobacco b;
on good road in two mile
mile from Methodist chu
i good progressive comuni
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SEE US! WIR1
For We Are You
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ALL THE NEWS OF
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purchases.
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complete and I
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finest sample of tobacco of
)ounty. Good old Colonial
id stables, big store buildarns,six
good tenant houses,
js of fine graded school, one
rch, two miles to depot, in
ty. A big bargain at $40
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