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HUMOR OF THE HOUR. She had concluded to take out a life insurance policy and appeared before the examining physician. "What's your name':" he asked in his crisp business way, aud she looked indignant us she answered. "Age?" "I dids't cntuc Ivre to answer imtiertiaeot questions, sir. I came to be insured." "Hut we must know your ago in crdor to fix the rate." "Wimtrutc?" "The amount yea must pny cnnnally for ltetng Insured." "Thirty-three. then." s'^; snapped. "Vi.ii mnt? tin ficrnntii nr if, will in- I validate the policy." *F< lty, lot I must say that I never heard such impudence." * Weight?*' don't know. Neither does any ono else Just as though that would uiuko any d; it to nee!" ' J'jirried or single?" "i-ingle, thank heaven! Not bnt v .ii?. I've l>ad plenty of cban"? "Of course. Any insanity i:i your Jamily:" "Sir!" and she tried her best to con- 1 goal him with a look. "I gnuss that you dcu't want to be insured." "And you guessed it right the first 1 time. I don't propose to he a family enpvclnni>iti;? fur vnn or njiv other eossia monger," and she llounced out with a -r vigor tbar made the doctor think tbat ! she wa- a pretty good subject, after all. ?Detroit lr'rue Press. v? < Private Butter. .; I nnt reminded of an incident on one of tko Atlantic steamers which took place tint so long ego and in which a married member of a family, to whom j r; is not necessary to allude, was a party. The husband and wife appeared at all meals, flanked on either side by a large dish cf butter. As it was aa Kuglisb ship aud butter , was not served at many of ?he nieals tome Americans who were neighbors | were delighted t'> see tbat the liors dVruvre bad at i.?st a place on the table. They helped themselves bountiful- j !y at luncheon. At dinner they were surprised to see I little sticks stu< k iu the middle of the | mound of batter with a pasteboard card ! Attached. The car a read: "i'rivate Butter. Keep Off the Grass." It is needless to sav tbat the hint r . w rue i^keu.?New York Journal. i* The inodcju and iu?*st cttective cure 1*01 runs;,pat ion and all liver troubles? tin fattens little pills known at ])eU'it:*. I.it.He Karlv Kisers. It a mail has nothing: lo say, I10 | ^ It a-' a splendi'.l opportunity not lo A lalk. k./;' Do You Need An Electric Belt? >. l>r. .J. Newton Hathaway lias perfect < (! an electric Ixdt wnich he is nrcoar-i I'd to furnish t<? :ill patients who need KL it. at a merely nominal cliatye. Write to d. Newton Hathaway, M. I>.. 2*? B, Hryan St,, Savaitoali, (la. P If a woman is pretty. site can! Kstfelv insist ott iter own iniper / lections. V; ' ; Some women are passing lair? ' and tome others ate past. if troubled with rhr u mat ism, Rive Chamberlain's Pain-Halm ?. trial, it w ill not cost you t cent if it does no Rood. < >ue application w!ll relieve the pain It also eures sprains and bruises, in one-third tue time required by any j other tjvatm nt. Cuts, burns, frost-! bit.?s. quinsey, paiu< in tlie side and best, glandular and other swelling are piich.lv cured by applyiua: it. Kvery bottle \i arrauted. Price 25 and .10 cts. J)r. 1> C. Scott. A woman's sphere nowadays * em- to be the biir, rouud earth. A Cure tor Bilious Colic. I vu< troubled with constipation for * lot ; time. Tlieu 1 begun to have !? iic colic, and having Katnou's l.iv-| <t I". ! >& Tonic Pellets in my h??u?e! lor s e, J took two Liver Pills one n 'el following with one Tonic Pellet i ever night f?>r two weeks. My colic *,?ell 're n<? more, and the constipation M.irely cured. I give Kamou's Live;- l'ills \ Tonic Pellets credit for my c re. a:id believe no family should \t w out tliem.l semi you an order ?irree?th for $:W.00worth?II. (.'. lioljeiiS, : :iv?.T IliJI, Sevier Co.. Ark. Jr. fee is probably, re presented ?6 a 1 oruatt because if* something a ma i always alter. Kh? ?jucidc is not recommended for the ci 'f every ill; it does not cure <vert' ng. 1 hit it is a certain cure for ri mat ism. and i< a tine blood puIrili.-i 1 laxative; try it. Wallace & Job ys, j. \ if CONSUMPTIONH ;V never stops because the weather f ! i b warm. ( ? ? Then why stop taking ; i ( ? SOOTT& EMVlSirr j I simply because ii'? summer ? j *T Keep taking it It will heal yc. r ;* lungs, and make them strong !;.? I & another winter. \y 50c. and Ji.oa; all drjfrr-sts. I ? Tit" secret a woman is compell- . ed to keep, is untold agonv. I i .. . * 11 If a man is a iroo'l listener, a , woman votes him an entertaining 1 conversationalist - ... - ' t The Tax on Eis Memory. | <| "No, sir." be was sayiup, "I won Id '( not part with tiio memories of the t pranks we used to play and the pood i times we used t<> have in the colJepe so* j cieties 1 belonged to for anythinp ia tbo i World. I've laughed at them a thousand times since. A l<nv at college needs something to relieve his mind from the I strain of study." " Yes," said the other. "Speaking of old college days reminds me of the i trouble 1 ustd to have over my comic j sections. Vou remember tbat parabola"? j "I've forgotten all tint sort of thing. | I Wliat is a parabola.'"?Chicago Trib* j , Blib. Si/.e doesn't indicate nihility. Jte-j c .. oi d i?*nv Willi' I>1 inilllinn-n .1 ?< I.' I ... , ottered tin* I ?.-\V it' *s V? itrli 11; Salve. l'eN'jtt's is tlic only original. : x An infallible cure for piles and all 1 skin ciseascs Wallace and Johnson. j I An njjoiist is a man who imair ines he is in i:ooil company when : j alone. A woman never weeps more j bitterly than when she weeps lor ^ spile. j I " l< lr is;hard t<> stand idly by and see ( ! our dear ones sutler while awaiting tlie j | arrival of the doctor. An Albany N. jj Y.) dairyman called at a druu store , j ther.- for a doctor to come and s.-e his j j child, then very sick with croup. ,\m < { j finding the doctor in, he left wotdfori, | him t o come a*.on.v oti hi- rcrurn. Hoj( | also bought a lmttle ??f Chamberlain's j { Cough Remedy. which he hoped would give some relief until the doctor should arrive. In a few hours he returned, i saying the doctor need not come, a- ; ' the child was iuueh better. The drug- j i trist. Mr. Otto Scholz. says the family : has since recommended Chamberlain's 1 Cough Remedy to their neighbor- and j friends until he lus a constant demand i for it from that part of the country. , ( .1 n. T, , - r ??r im i'i. I#, \mih.wiw. A woman's strength lies in her , silence, that is why she is natu- ? rally weak. ] The woman who is pioof against ! flatterv, has the whole world at ' her command _ Why isn't a man a thief when lie hooks his wife's dress. We have saved many ?l?**tor bills, ^ si nee we began using Chamberlain's ' Cough Remedy in our h<?in?. We keep ^ a bottle ojm'h all the timean<l whenever !c j any of inv family or myself begin to j1 catch cold we begin to use me coupn f Remedy, and a* a result we never have < to send away for a doctor and incur a J large doctor hill, for Chamberlain's j Cough Remedy never fails to cure. It j is certainly a medicine of great merit i and worth.?I). S. Mearklc, (Jeneral ' Merchant rnd farmer, Rattle, Bedford j t count v, l'a. For sale bv I)r, I). C. Scott. I > If a young man is bright, you jj can't keep him in Ihedark. It If all donkeys had long ears,! j what queer looking objects somej] j men would bo. jl A. R. IV Fluent, editor of the -Tour-' J nut. DnyVstown. Ohio. <uflcred for a number of years from rheumatism in ( his right shoulder and side, lie says: "My right arm at times was entirely 1 useless, I tried Chamberlain's rain;' Halm, and was surprised to receive re- j' lief most immediately. The Pain Halm j has been a constant companion of (, niilie ever sinec. and it never fails," For i sale by l>r. ])" C, Scott. Blood Poison Cured by B. B. B. j i Deep-seated, obstinate eases, the viml that have resisted doetors, hot I prints and patent medicine tieat-ji neiit, qniekly yield to it. 11. 15, , Botanic Blood Balm), thoroughly , j ested tor "Jo years. Have von inn-' <.ns patches in the month, sore, J hroat, eruptions, eating sores, hone tains, itching skin, swollen glands, 1 titl' joints, copper colored spots,' h.meres, ulceration on the body, i iii* *111*1 iiin*iiii>*i tn 11 mi * * * it*** 1 t iii * ( ?i?t * i/i wn nui w u i? in u n i * i.ciii a mass of lioils, pirn pics and deersVThen this wonderful B.B.B. ;peeiHe will eoniplet .ly change the , >vho!e hodv into a elean, perfect, ( vmdition, free fro.11 eruptions, and ! skin smooth with the glow of per- 1 Vet health. B.B.B. drain- tin* ' loBon out of the system so that the! ivniptonis eauuo return. At the ame time B. B. B. huilds np the' iroken down euustitutiou and it.i- ' 1 roves the digestion, .S> sutt'erers ' nay test B. B. 15. a trial hottle will 1 >e given away free of charge. li. B. B. for sale by druggists at :l j-.er large bottle, or <? large bottles j full treatment) (Complete direr-1 < mns with each bottle. For trial!! mttle address Blood Balm Co., ij \tlanta. Describe trouble at.d tree I uedieal advice given. The woman who prefers a pug log to a baby is cut out lor an old : tiaid. !* i W hen a woman starts out to re? ! or , she always begins on some! nan. I Dr. Cady's Condition Powders. , \re jn<t w hat a Imrse needs when in g >ad <-< ?n< 1 il io; i. Tim lie, blood purifier and ' crniil'iiof. They are not l'ood but; > tiedi?-itic and the be>t in use to pur a torse in prime condition. l'riec ets. ier package. For sale by 1). C. Scott. The less you say about a wo- j j nan keeping a secret, (lie better. 11 I i if a loan re-leases a piece ol ' uoperly, lie takes a lresh grip >11 it. "I am indebted toOne Minute Cough ( 'are tor my health and lite, it cured | ill' <n J ii XIK inuinjr Kuamiii}; KiijijKr |j rilousaiKlsowe their lives to tli?* | u-oinpt a?-tion of Mils ne\vr failing re- ! uedy. It Cures coughs, voids, croup. t nonchiiis, pneumonia. grippe and [1 hroaL ami lung troubles. lt? early jse prevents eonsnmption. It is tin* ally harm less r niedy that gives imnedi.lle r<stilts.?Wallace & .Johnson. No man ever fully realizes j: ivomaiTs eloquence uidil afler he;' :ei? married. ! i L. T, Travis. Agent Southern II. R.: | v lina. (ia . writes, "I can not say too | nucli i-i prase of One Minute Cough J ."ir, in IUI * a-n; it ui ivru JIIV* <i harm." The only harmless remedy hat gives iniuieiliutc results. Cures mighs. colds, croup, bronchitis, and ( uul all throat and lunjj troubles.?YVal- < ace ?t .lohiisoti. J. If if there is nothing in a n.an,' >pport unity never troubles liiin. ! ( Why can't a man rave time by ' i slopping bis watch. / J.T Horry, Lo^anton, Pa., writes,) '1 am willlnjr to take my oath that 1 1 vas cured oi pneumonia entirely uy i 1 he use ot" One Minute Ounjjli Cure ' ifter doctors failed. It also cured myi rliildren of whooping cou^li. "Quickly ) relieves snd cures coughs, colds, crouj), j ' ;ri|>jK* and throat and lung tumbles.: , Jliildreii all like it. Mothers endorse i t.?Wallace & Johnson. If a man is happily married, he ; < s transported for life. J ~ i I.ewis Dennis, Saleiu, Ind., says; Kodol Dvsuensiu Cure did me more ru<>d than anything 1 ever took " it ligest what you cat and can not laelfi )ut fine dispcpsu ami all stomach roubles.?Wallace & Johnson. A woman never misses an <?i -! I portnnitv to pick another woman ;e pieces. (i. H. A|>pl?*toti, Ju-tice of JVacr Clarksburg, N. J., says, "I)?Wt i* Little Eyriy Kiscrs aue the best pill-nude for constipation. We use no >thcrs." Quickly cure all liver and . joweltroubles, j. Wallace and Johnson. Why does the eollege year have ts commencement at the end' ; CANDIDATES CARDS. [Cards of candidates for comity <?fice* will he published in this column mti) the fir-i primary election for $3: ards of candidate!) for congress Kor tli.' second primary candidates' unices will l)c |)Ul>li-ltcd for half price. To receive attention all announeeuKiit* must l>c paid for in advance. ] FOli C'(H"NTV SITKIII \TENDKNT OF i:i>L'( diioN. : -i.-i . ... i i-'iiii^iui* m auuie iy (lie fiecision >ftlie Democratic priii ary. 1 announce nysolf ;i candidate lor re-electon to the oitice of County Superinteniciit of Kducation. ISesp'Ttfully, NAKOR I). LKSKSNE. 1 hereby atiiiotinee myself nsacatili tate i. r Contitv Superintendent of hlihicatioti, suhj'cr to the Democratic rimary. WM. COOPER. 1 hereby announce myself a- a canlidate for County Superintendent of haiiic iti?.n, Williamsburg County, subieet to the rules ?r?ivcrniinr the Deiuo-i ratic party. 1 am permanently located it the county "eat. and if elected can 11 ways be found at my jMisr of duty. CEO. S. HAUIt. I hereby an not! nee my candidacy for superintendent of Educat on. proniisn^ to aliide by the dceisiot>ot't!ie Dcni>cratic M-ters in tlie primary election. C. W. \VOLKE. C'Ol'NTY TREASURER. 1 It: reby announce myself a candilat.e for the a|?pointinent of County rVeasurer at the ensuing Democraric tritnary election, subject to the rules roverinjr the same. W. I) OWENS. KOK CLERK ()V COt'HT. I hereby announce myself a candilate for Clerk of Court of Williatns)ur? county. to the rules of he Democratic primary election. llavDKr had the advantages <if a good nisi ncss education. I feel confident that I can discharge the duties of the otliee a i l) disoateltand to the satisfaction of .11. KIXilNALD.I. NESMIT1I. I hereby a noon me myself a eandi-i tale inr tiers 01 i.ouri 01 ?imsinir*- J Imrjf County, subject t<? tlie rules of | Lhe Democratic primary election.. 15. C. WHITEHEAD. I hereby announce myself ;u eandilare fur Clerk of Court <?f, Williamsluirji county, subject to the rules of the Democratic primary election. E.OWLN C. KIM'S. I hereby announce my candidacy for Clerk of Court of: Williamsburg county, subject to I bo Democratic primary L'lectiou. W. W..(;HAVSO\ ? i * - _ I# ,1! 1 iHMeriy announce inyseu a t.inui:l:?tf for rlerk ?>f t'outt of bnrn county. snhjtct to tin* rules of the Democratic primary election. McCCTCIIJiN? FOR SHERIFF. 1 hereby announce as a/'anlidatr ior Sheriff of Williamsburg ['utility at the lu-xt jjeneral election, uihject to the DeiuocRtLic Primary. HENRY o. BRIXTON. I hereby announce myself as a eanlidate for Sheriff of Williamsburg ounty, subject to the Democratic prii*? ? ? * nliwitifiU GEO. J..G1LMIAM. Tho total lengtif of' the- sueota, aw Bancs, boulevard*. bridges, quays aud thoroughfares of Paris generally is set lown at about 000 miles, of whiob tearly 200 are planted; with,trees. It was formerly compulsory that all persons should be buried1 in flaonol gowns, and there was an act of parliament to that effect, the object of this decree being Hie benefit of the wool trade. A prominent doctor bolds-tbat artifit cial teeth aro nr. evil in those of ad- I vanced years, becaivo they enable snch i persons to ninsticate flesh. Whon the j teeth fail natnrally, it is nature's design ' that the individual should subsist on vegetable diet. The bill and feet of a yonng goose are yellow, and there are few hairs upon it. If tv,e bird isfresdi, the feet are pliabh); if it is stale, they aro dry and stiff. Geese that ure thick in the breast and ; moderately fat, the fat being a good-j color, are tbo best Nothing is lost when a candle barns, i If the smoke and invisible vapors be collected and weighed, they would weigh ratbur moro than tue whole of the original candlo weighed before a match was applied to it, the extra matter being deriwd from the oxygen of the air. If the pockets are big enough, kboy's first pair of trousers always fit. If von should live to a green old i?p, beware of the banco rijan. - I i -/is A ANewBoMriP Special Arrangements Whereby a l v p Copy Can lie Obtained by Every Reader of Tills Paper. t?? For weeks tbe prr- -j have been busy tur. out the enormous * Ion of Dr. .1. Nov Hath.away's now be "Manliness, VI u . Health" ? neeess;:-r > satisfy tlie public :.< mand. Dr. Hathar lias reserved a inn!* . ? number of these boo.... anil these he hasspoci? 1 arraneod tosend lrc ; inailtc all readers ot t paper who semi nam . . and full address t^bi' . For 20 v?:rs Dr. Hathaway has confinea r practice almost exclusively to diseases <-f nx. and during tli.it tune lie has restored more to health, vigor, usefulness and happiness ;i. a any ten other doctors In tlio country combined. Dr. Hathaway treats and cures by a nietl . 2 entirely Ills own. discovered and perfected i , himself and used exclusively by nim. f/isv Vitality. Varicocele. Stricture. Dlood PclsottU r in its different stages, Rheumatism. WeaK iiat . ali n; .liner of urinary complaints. Ulcer-;. Sorrand Slim Diseases, Rritdits Disease and allfor of Kidney Troubles. His treatment for urn toned men restores lost vitality and mukoa s patient a strong, well, vigorous man. Dr. Ilatliaway's success in the treatmnct . Varicocck and .Stricture without the aid of lit * or cautery Is phenomenal. The latierrt is tr" . ed by this method at his own home without pi ' or loss of time from easiness. Tills Is positive.; ' tliconlv treatment which cures without an ope ' ntion. Dr. liathaway calN the particular at! tlon of sufferers from Varicocele and stricture t ? pages 27. 2\ 20.150 and 31 of his new book. liven ease taken by Dr. Hathaway is special!: treated according to its nature.all under ins gc * oral personal supervision.and all remed lesvs^d him are prepared from thopurestand bestdnr/s , his own laboratories under Ills persomUovers!;:. ., Dr. Hathaway makes no charge fnremwrtf" tlon or advice, either at bis office or by au^l an . when a case h* taken the one Tow fee" covers f i cost of medicines and professional services. Dr. Hathaway always prefers, when it is possible. to have his patients call on him tor at I t.?: one- Interview, but this Is not essential, as Ise b.. cured srorts of thousands of pai.Leots let aK *> tlon? of the world whom he has never seec- V . System of Homo Treatment Is so perfected fh ; he can brine about a cure as surely and speMi:;* as though the patient calleJ daily at his office. J. NEWTON HATHA WA Y, M. D. Dr. liuthuwny X Co.. 25 Bryun Street, Suvannii!?. C .MENTION THIS FAPEll WHEN V. UrTlNO. . Foreclosure and Sale., ' Jnlia A. vs. G. E. MHes JuJicial Sale?I$v Sheriff. l In obedience to ;in c nlcr of the Coir '* t<? me di ceded, in the above >L.u.: * case. I will sell on the first Monet > i April, WOO, before the Court J leu ^ ildiir in 1\ ?11 ost ive. within the < hours of sale, for cash, all that vn-\i .r piece. parcel or tract uf land m W liamsbtir?t County and said Spilt., nu>a*uriti? and containing ninen-.wc acres, more or less, bounded as follow . North bv lands of Jack McFaddhi amt Hwan(rU)and. east by lands of, >1? - s Davis, south by Roggr Swamp am! (. ai-^ tail Branch. and west by lands v.* Jack MeKa dim 1'urehaser to pav for papers*. J. D. DANIEL,. N S. W: <V Notice of Discharge. On til -22nd day ot Martin 13W0. IT II apply to tll? Jndg* of Probate- f>. :' illiamsburji eonnty for a liiad riB arec a* administrator of Uic en-iif M. A. (i-irr. Z. T./B.U)l;Y 3?15?1000 4t Ariiuioistrau J. G. McdJLLOFGH* Surveyor.. ] \ Wur* solicited in Williamsburg adjoining conutie*. Lines carefti'Iy run and plats made. Address or e.ii. on.mc at lieu son, S. C. Ibj-TMSGST H-o. Id Main St KINGSTEEE. S.C.. 1>FALKH;IN Di?nsrv Medicine, Chemicals,. Paieff ni Foocr lei lite, SURGICAL INSTRUMENTS, Tmeses, Shoulder Braces, Sy rinses,. yainls,.(Ji!s,. Varnishes and Dye SiiiiB. Physician* prrsaiptiou.* caivfulljr prepsrt-tl .it all hoars. e wwwwwvw". \ PEOOF. ? i r? A ?T c IV 111* *111 CJI.'M IIKltlVTl 111 \ WlilM p t that a remedy has womlcrtulcura- ? ? tivt'|m)wrr. The Mamifiu't'.iers ?ji ? \ R H E UM'ACI D E | $ leave it to those who have beeu ? # permanently and positively cured f j of HUE lT M A/1* ISM to make < ' ? claims. Aninti;' those who liavt ?. ? iceent.lv written.n- voluntary let- . J ters saying.they. have heen enrol * ^ an:. Rev. j. L. foster* Raleigh, ^ / NMr.,1. E. Rol?inso\ Edii< r * J Holdsborn. N.C.Daily Argns; Mi. ?*' ^ A. lv.us. a prominent merchant. ? ? Macon* t?ai.and Mr. W. H. Duke. J a railroad man, Kalists City, Mo ^ / Rheumacide Will Cure Yqu * i Manufactured* bv . i THE BOlilflXT L>RtT6 CO.. > KaMidi. N..G. J Sold in, King* treethy Wallace & ? ? Johnson, Price I" |Kir hottlvv c*?