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=82 .FKK |A'NK??1} )? Vol. .IXT. ?ill ||lt*M . ' ffl'-'JI"'Til i mbii aSai i "'i?. :-:win-!;rc<(I nfiini-nT ' 1.-: *X>H > .H..7/ ^%ATltlt? J'.Il) TilK SA3IJ li b ifii '. ' ?. . .? , ma,.: ?:? ><"<:,v< rr; ' J IK ADVAiSCK -. ? -jSTc-i1 lf,;i,,T THE OHAKGEBUHG TIMES .Is published every. T It LT.Iv ? D AY, . ?H.il.vd Iti ifrlftlf. ? ? >'? . iui . . at . ::??*? ?.; :?? ! ?M^.i! ??.;-.'.?/ UKANGKBtJRO, C. II., S< >UTII CAROLINA ??Stars? a' -jii f <?. '.. ? ? ii y oraktgeburg times company ' Stephfch b. Fowles, Agt. It A TICS OF ADVERTISING. *: 8 PACK. il 1 square, - 2 nquarcs, ? 8 squares, 4 squares, 1 column, column, column, l Iii-tii In-I?l iii-Uh hx scrtion jsei tion j>erttoii jsertion 6 00 H> 00! fa on l m 8 00 4 oo 5 00 5 50 8 50 11 UO 15 00 IS 00 20 50 y=i 00 18 00 25 00 30 00 33 00 '50 00 I 13 001 55 00i 88 ?0 27 00 87 00 45 00 57 00 75 00 1'25 00 uvnsemvi lon rates: $2 r. year, In advance?$1 for six months. JOB PRINTING in its nil dcpaitiuCnts neatly executed. Give uk n> call. W. '% DeTreville, j a T ,T O r Is e Y a t J, a \V. Office :\L Court Flcnis? Square, 'Offti;vel i;i7~, Si C Miehl3-lyr JZLA Ii & J H. aTTOtIXl^l'l-r. at TLa\V\ russell street, Ornngeburg, s. c\ | J \s. F. I/.lak. S. Dinnu:. hielt ii-lj r j v W; jhu'i.Mi & tl<>. ^ :? .1 ^iU'U' Haying united llnmielvcs in the piactucbf AilinR'l u!.u!ei >he rnttmrof?. * their prolcWmi.al icivucs lo kin V/ Town of Oi".?iigelit?ig ai.d m intending Ciiiuiiiy. Oi kku: IIbvus -From 8 to 0' A. m., and 7 io 5).j at night. OHioo: Market Street, two (loot* below J*. A. Ihilililliu.'s Store. niig. 14 1878 - > fjn Kirk l%o> :."a dkai.i::: :.\' Rjokk Mii;Vand Stti ? .. ; Fancy A.rtio.ioH, . ?JtVhcfji te'&lilW, oranuei?t.?;, c h.; s. c. 11)eh li-1 M?SLS M. IffiOWN, JlAilKKT hfUEKT, tMANUKi'.tir?;), S. ('.. (SKXT DOOIt TO STUM's A StKBBT'H Ml!.I..) HA-VING permanently located in the town, would respectfully - licit the | alroiiage of the citizen-- Every efjhrt ?ill be used to give satisfaction.' June IS, 1.S78 IS ly E, N. Horison. Q. Tucker "Williams MOKISON &WILIilAMS, (>5 South (lay St., bai/itmore.md. General Coininhsh n Merchant*, Consignments solicited; :ind orders for good.H promptly tilled :it wholesale- murkc! prices, hihefn! advances made on all chnVignirients of every description. cotton .\ -ilclw.'! v, Refer by consent (o Mr. .!? hit A. Hamilton. Orangeburg S- I'., I euniihan & Bios. Win Denies ,<v- Co. Sbriver, Ruck & Co. W. (i. Banscnidr & Coj JO. L. Parker & Co. A'pencce* HEID, National. Ivxebangc Bank. I'ultiiuore Mil. Gko.W Williams. | ( .1 amis nn'fnCK. Jli. WilliAm IIuikii:. :? ? I0.TAvr.on. Jos. R. Komli: i- in. j I l?0nr. S.CATiioAirr. aco. V.r. 'Williams & Co/ h'Ai :'J'< >RS ANJ > Coinii dssion ]N reiv.lin.-ii b? ( ITA llJj! .V.v 2'(/ X, ? I C. Williams. ISrinie &. Co, pommiBaioi i Mei'cliant.?. I)") Beaver St, & 20 Kxehangc Place, New York. BGJuLiberal Advance -' made on Cotton and Produce shipped n> us a( < it her point. Jan 8 in x; ok'/ h v. ' nv iiouacu now*:. Gone tfthfi yonth'-to tlw-hineiy rembfDlT.OW Gone RHfi ?pAver jivnionnng bloom; tin ll'l Gone as (lie light of the meteor bri; !i( , itiijii As it .?dnks in ,t htt gloom of a niyle.yyioght; /(ione when his heart was fresh with hone,' iuiip When along life'h asuro sunny scope; ? ;. ? ? , ? , The ratnbowiofdovo and heattly drew A picture whoae charm is ever new Gone as the songs which echolesiR float U O'er the ocean's wave to the sky remote; (.Jone as the dream nf the wet's sped, t ? , .... , '. JEx.' ^iJCAvl Y> lien tlie narp or Ins llcan is mute? As the marriage hell is changed to a knell, Or hushed the lover's hue. Let no hell toll! Iho' the golden howl. Is broken, for fled is the youthful soul Prom tears below to smiles on high? Prom earth into a radiant sky, From earth to Heaven? Then wherefore weep for the young and dead ? I .And why should our hearts he riven? His griefs were few when his spirit fled, \.nd wo all must know that the path of life, However smooth, with thorns is rife, . And though .has died in his.youthful pride f . The dreams he cherished and all beside, ?In the Great Beyond they live renewed, [With a higher hope, :i brighter aim? And Uiei?qul,which in would hayo-Ieft imhti ii. I* Hn.?gone ah it came,' ? ' At; [iure, as ypiuig, as fresji mid bricht, As the riiprn when It bui^ll iron; :i shiunier night J tlftit yet there'n void in the heart to till We !i tec-? his .vice So h>v< fl hi still! ? ' ?? ll Wi' look?and th?Ktnile we yearn to greet l'rom Iiis pah-, rahn face i> ;;one! And the heart so warm hail ebiised to heat ; And thus arc we left alone! Alone, sweet sister I The la-t fond tic Severed in twain, and ihoa and 1 To the lianjd of Ente nut:-; how I . ? I Hut let thy heart, by anguidi riven, Forhenc t?? conjure the doom of Heaven He is willi the angel- now! 'Acridly Celans. ~ At tlu request pf a highly; esteemed cler gyman we publish a piece from the N . C. Presbyterian. Thc.copnscj given is thmlyv in this day, when public opinion (oncq strongly defined),is merged wit h corrup lion, and where moral evil: have invaded both ear nod eve in tin: tainting of our youth,?und misery of hpincs. Let puren th read, und if the hit ot* restraintiimi'.t needs bri st vote upon their son.-, lei it b; for their jiotul, nnd not evil. ? ' : i ' . li'l'>\ii Have no fellowship v.iih lie uu.V'.Ntie!' works o'* doVkncss, but i&t.hc,V r< ? II'.ciii. IS ph. v: 11. When wo rend the simple truths,of th ? Bible, and compare our.daily walk with its holy precepts, how wry far short do we come, of an "upright walls and con ycrsation," and of putting on the whole armor of God, thai we may he able to stand against the w iles of the Devil. We uro told "to have our loins about wilh truth, and having on the j breastplate of righteousness, to be. .1 od with the preparation b! the gospel, and above all, taking the the s hit Id ?>i' lailli, the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit,that \tc may ba strong iu the Lord, und iu the power of his might.'' The dangers and temptations that beset the disciples of the Lord in St. Paul's day, exists to an alarming extent in our own. Crowding thick and fast upon us, are thepowers ol darkness, in the form of refined amusements such as the theatre, the opera, the bull room and card party, a- well as those fa,rless bo,such us (lie wine club, billiard and liquor saloons and that cursv: to society?;iie circus! tench stud all arc conceded by the world, as well as the church, to bcloi g to the world and as decidedly worldly) yot their bale ful inllucncc i-. fast creeping into the church, while they find many wHrin and stout defenders among professing Chris tians, wli? have jailed to put on the winde nrmor of Uod. hup "still cherish their bo setting.ibis. The love of many a soldier ..:';: e cro.-s waves cold, in' these evil ;;?..< that test, the trite ehrMinn, and many members of that Church, ' that Chris! m> loved, as lo i,ive bims' If for it, that be mi] I ? pr&enl it to hhnbelfn glorious church, not having spot; of wrinkle, or ahy such thing; bill should be holy und without blemisn"? arc aiding und abet ting there devices to Its grievous injury, und tue encouragement of its enemies. (>ne may be a ohristiun, and occasion ally be ovcrconio of the tempter and ! frequent sucli places; yet it shows a faulty Christian sentiment," brings (reproach, on thc-chruch and proves<n stumbling block? tojmnujo? jrtep^? 0y?q.^>9J#. tbp v,-<?rb\ r.uiy 'ci>n<lciuc, yet such cbris tlnns^fflayi und often do oxcusB them solves ujrog Ibjo-rpjej^j ^Unijt dj^-o i=vio Inirin in it; simply n nicreutiou, and one ?liocdtltK'KHiie^ rh.dK'-.^tv^UKtbi-.i f wniuauv \vlie?o j!51iyopr uccpuiUabPii^\Jpi)u tllo?^!i" -!j?cn foU who;p^. "l)",so M'etoJ? ''rJluSys (batWaCbrislVba've orucjficd the' flcsb Svitli'the affections and lusts." "If wb live uj the.Spirit,' let us also walk in Jtbe .SjMt it/' "For thofruit of the Spirit u in #\\ goodness and righteousness and truth." "See that ye walk circumspectly, uot n.4'i'(H)l?, bWt its' SVi'&j] rcdcchiiug th<? time, because the daWnr'd evil;" ' "That' j ye may hi'1' b|aKtfelc?3nind harmless, the ! ctiildren of G<>d, without rebuke, iu the niiu.-J._oT a -enjoyed ?ml perverse nation, among whom yo .-hnrtrns lights in nie worUl." ? ? j- tin ' If j ,? > Tliealrc-goitig; bull nod circiis-going ehristinnsj have yon put on the whole armor,',j'.nd hayingdone all, (h you Maud lbiMlbuiobiuvJi ,'u vuur heart of hear sr, j Arc you known by tb'eVfrhitfl'of the spirit. j or.jlic.w.ir:..- vi" tin;. Jic-u anil ihe 'world ? (Ifyou tuen parent, l-pfny yon d?t n< i ftfii< h' '\(Hffcfiiidren to I tike dj>lighl in .tint tpecies of excitement cxp?rjtfitced ill the theatre, vvbere they in ?y form false IfsteSj and cxntvr.criit5.Hi views ?f ji:o,tttiit irtnytfi'tittt/thf?i (for tfJo^&et ^U)\Ai<-.:'.s d Hmiluonces of' hoine, life, and the .sweet ... ,. . HO boAei i 'relations of th6 domestic altar. JNor yet Tbe^oHsf grnrcl ut.d va'n ghjtry of the, ball room, where.. _h_ir. m Litis 1 trough j excess of dissipation may exclude the wjiolcsontc rial trtscipdntc LI* sober thoughts und (be .??:;! uiory jess tns ( ?'"'' uns rt licet ion. N.jr.yot the doimimlizii?r. H-nsunlizTua .b?K?'.du.'.r..y 1ji^-mfeu.<? f ?!yi? ??.!>. >vh#<:, all th'a'l is bestund holiest in cltfistin'n'-' sncii'ty is made lit subject for coarse ie.-t, indelicate song, or ribald iniien Id. Wh'cre.n truo-nian is',umdc lo blw.-ih for woman, and pity his f'.dlow man; that being made in God's own in age lie should so 'degrade- himself, and bceome-"a fool! to bo hi !?.;;!. .d ni, und yet held in utter confbmpt. i Thou asids of din* hard earned nipneyi are ivtjVn'H Ijfcvd I fttihiil ??..!l uuiliy utipro'.i jnbl ? " " :;".i : wb:b- <>;?.: eli'ir. he- Inn gtiisb for ftu '?, our places of tbe dehd from '^glefcfJ miP iv-tV.. ?.',-iV!^t!- ; piiin'V I'Tth in eltiivjr'en'"?^ ttl?bers who (Ii '. for us, bin hotne^, an I c?.tintry?Ibr lb a coir. 'fortJj and r.cccf^taiies of lite. J?e nibu'iu'ed, O cht'istittn: who pleads tor these gusity device- offjiiliih; Arm! o thee! () ebristiuM, who art .-till battling.for Christ ami Iii.- church here itjion cWth; let u^ l"uk well to our steps, that others seeing tbjem may take courage. H-i(!t;us rcsd'Ve to 1 ovo :ind honor Him i.i. re, who bitb 1 veil us Hi?d wrt'sb'?tl us in Hi.; own siibst precious lib ?d. *i The bousewi(e wilbdo well to keep her surplti? poppOr in a loosQ jmpcr on an upper shcii". Mrs. Forbes, of Nelson street, is distinguished for that trait of (bim^Lic government. Mr. F. keeps n price of mutton tallow with which he strengthens bis boots in a piece of paper also. Wo1 don't'pretend tostty that Air. Forb.($'ptits'bjs mi'ilton tallow on an up per -!,< if. or on any shelfht all, when be g Is ijtrouj h with it. We wouldn't dare ptty this iu laop of tbo fact that Mr. Fori... li?s always appeared surprised when it was bunded him. But he keeps j it in a paper, and the advent of .'? now on I Saturday morning prompted bim to look for it. Rfrs. Forbes bad lier attention attme'. o1 t< v.:ir.;s hi;n by hi-} getting down on his bauds and knees to i eer tin dev thb stove, and by a rem'ttfk be inei ilcntally drojJj}ed .to3be qilect that "he I Cl he.'d build a ItOttSO yet thtit ho could put a tbiiig in and find it again." She . Iced him wr.nl be was looking for, but bfept'cserved n,}hodtly silence, and con tinned to s(arcii,;talviug the Wttlcs out I frobvbenentb .the sibk and scrutinizing ! uich one. v.illi v.v.r; '.v.ntiitg severity. "Why dob'tyon tell mo what you are looking for*" demanded Mrs, J*'. "^otio yf your business/' said bo, snappishly. "I drillt believe, you know what you are looking for," retorted Mrs. Korbes, niio* -appeared to receive much consola tion from the reinui k. ".'.!' things were h.-il -where .they;, are; [tuexphuncdJForbcs, now. dhrrrpygbjy , porn'tcd, "they, eotihl Ijl- foUnd figlum Whatever remark "Mr. Forbes eonteni pSMWi)tuiii!:; iiVVepfy to^fib^UHriJbS r(;jitly'cu: oil by the edvent of a neighbor^ ????ho Avan:.e<l to commit lior '.in regard to }.eVtr'i.mmim: of. a. cloak. Id is. i Forbes hastily udjtfflrliedUd ihe sittiiig room^nd (jHJ'I'Y.rbi *' l :;:-ved' into the p:'.r;'.Vy to e!c* phVo the shcdyes! Bits ofpaj/e'r, peeping 0 r the edejo of the upper sticlf 'linmcdi ntfej* attracted Ins attention, aud.be pro CG?icd to take them down. Kow a "wwinn would , have taken a chair for tbli purpose, thnt'shc might see what she wS? doing, but rt man very rarely rics cc?|jfls to >lbe weakness of n' \Voman. As j lofifc as the contents of a'shelf can be relicd;ed be does not care to see the shelf iufif.?And so Mr. Forbes .stood on his Ii; -.e-, and reaching up, began to drag, 1 d-r,vn the paper parcels. Mrs. ForbeSj in the sitting room with the neighbor, ararconiplctcly engrossed in the purticiij. I arg of the'now e!or!., was startIe'<l-.OUt of hot chair by a partly smothered oath nutl a i-diy developed bound, und i jout.off,hot seizes by a piercing* sljfiojq jffu) .ik.t>.l7'M,V* ' rimi, and Hying into the kitchen, found the breakfast table, lipj.cu ov r, and the ;???* iy and conservative Mr. Forbes pr:.u; eil?? in among the ruins of crockery. snqejnng most vociferously. Tbc' fVo?'r . ?:>?? wua immediately made av.vro of thttjjnifseof t'.e mi-han. His pst ?yi?nut'-e' Pence to pepper in papi i; packages, to thofawful st-upidiiy ?f tlej fimhilo^cx, to i\ f.iiurvMvorbl. all of which" t;:c.-t SiDuU? bti'IyZjuin! led together, ne nod nounrnuc liiig?to make,'. them mure explicit. She drag-jd him to the sink, she da-.hed cob! wa'.er i*!} bi.-.iae.e und down bib back and hos;i?Jh?he robbed bis ears and,pounded hb/C&Oiwoun the shoulders, nud* hes-tpightj hi-<:--!;h i\:u lied iac-.; and t- aribl eve not m*MW WM\\iM^" 'n'lf ^fiT^^ir1 hitns't !f." But it \V'as some time, before lie could siille bis Screams nliVI profanity ! and venture to ppotm his bleared and j iiiilamcd .eyes, iin<l it was not until she had saideighi times that i/hc hail only told her what lie wn'ntrdj this might have beim saved, (till be reel sufficiently recov ered to~divsh into that pantry imti* lemol isii that : b. lf.--J)?uh::Vy a! ' * How a Daijbu^s Tl?r.) f an gent. A young man was in towr^ Friday, it the interest, of a new' heat nig npparatuel'l He.-heard that Major Fin'..: r.y ? ing a new house, and speedily hunted up the vet: ran. "1 hear you aro htiihling-'a new hou-i ?' be said to thq Major, . in the tqnciofa man who didn't care to commit himself. "I have built it." ?'Kxactly; glad to be ir ,i'," said the agouti "ITuvo you u atlc any arrangements for heating* lUiaJHi vvl hinld'.nj: ?'/and the agent looked uqxiqps. "Well, no," muttered the major, ivtt|i* a'sture,ns if tiro lieatitrg df the buildijig was an ich n that 'had cMtroIy filiijped his mind. "So much the better for you," exclaim cd the ngcrt, "I tiiink I Imvc just the article you want.?combining eeonohiy, beat and cleanliness. Wc have sold thousands of them jhrouj'bout tbo conn try and have vet to he;\r <-fa Fiifigic fail ure on the pait of thp hoofer to do all that is claimed for it. It isihosuin total of;every excellence yet prodttc?il in the numerous deyices jjatenLed for beating buildings, hn 1 I uiu rp'ttte conlulent that 1 can dcmpnsH'nto to you the superior advantages Vvliiclf this healer enjoys above all others. Where b your new house?" "On ICssex .-tree:," said the Major. "Supposc ypu jttitnp in ^h'o carriage wilh tr?b and take a drive ovt r there. I should like to sec it." The Major consented',geililig Ins over coat, be mounted the soal with tlie Jtope fdl And eloquent :v-r't;:, hn'd they drove olH 0? way, tlio a^onfrapid(y went over the many favorable points of the admirable beater, uiul was inucli gratiff^l at the impression be litid evidently mode on bi? companion. Arriving in Jront 6f the new buiblingy a large:an.(i rather un pretentious structure, the agent .-aid: "What are you going to do with this, Major? Make si tenement Or boar-ling house of it ?" ffrj).. no/.>aidj the Ahijui:, os he, ca re round and looked fully reached the irroi innocently avouiid, "it i inn %ntii< > ' ?-,). is an ice house. t "WhiUi'' serclune'd' tlie'ngcnt. "If mi ite house," Tcpctttod the Major. ["?So-ily i-11)5* .thunder !?" Irapl^icd, 11 ? ? ? , applying (be lasb'tf) the hor,=u,and ? velous pace.:?Danbnry jNciva. ...!! ? Jenkins', Experiolice. ' Jenkins assorts he reads all the paperg. IIojAOif ,hinysej? up as nnu,.authority on jouruttli^^ic articlea. jJNo^Jong ago,. Jen kins struck an article addressed to capi talists relating the enormous profit in ibc moss; gathering t rade. !N6w Jenkins is a capitalist, the envied possessor of eighty seven dollars, therefore hedobkthe above article as personal. He read it all tlirpugb caiefuljy, pnd then calculated that with a capital of one hundred and forty dollars, the employment of four African--, and prudence in eloping before j>ay day, he could realize twelve thousand jjfive hundred nml tbirty-tbree dollars in ,six inonl-hs. : . (1 Vb'foujj of a_ higher cxiilenci; Hooded bts brain; yachts, fust horses, aloreau's , ; : ?iiuTluT? hub. . .. ana tl;cn he came.down to earth again, and j*n^ -it i (f nod J-I.hl k.if;' ??Hunhidmrrelli'd Btt?t gun, and shoved up bis watch, and stood possessed of iho^tsnelMor "spbns." The . ; ? chubl^r*of bisje'dd) ljfe fi'tt^ "flejil|zed. Jenkins passed theynext four days in lying .i.i wait, ?t^Vide ti;- Times ? ith'o, for a member of tbo e<litooial staff. Pa lichee luyj its reward. t)n tbfi evening oi the fourth day, be button bolded the or !ice \-.ny and inter\dewed him over a glass of m ,ud. Aith .ugh that boy bad only been hired-one week, it vvoyM have done your hcart'good to have beard him lie. As soon as Jenkins departed, that blue eyed boy, with a wisdom and sagacity biVti-frryrryu- fci? t5,;\uV7towH^r sirred bis lifo in ipicyen.uiiu rent compa nies, nil in favor, of bis aged, widowed mothe'ri 'in due time Jenkins lind four trusty followers' arrived "at the swamp. They commenced 1 work at nooilj by irigbt Jen kins had n Itigb pM e of nu>-s, a-?1 went to bed with the firm conviction that lie bad oh hi^ person il.ofinr-! jeol letjti oil of red* j hug.* :<a(1 ti ':<? i;-c\is'.. ii.'c. As Jenkins j had' t&g&j fell to bt^dg a rriosrjtfito bar, i; .w-gtiuti tim(j b-. :'mv ho slept. - When 1 he :>\v.U.etiK-;;; l/iornin>;,-;his-: hehd felt ii u\ ul ily- In; in fuct^nshlg^as:(bushel [basket; Ohe? cyd was uU&cdj Jenkins j didn't tiiidk 'bo c -aid fece in rich with the other until licntflig an odd sound, lie look-. .1 diiWn and discovered, a rattlesnake coin 1 uj' in a Strartg^ly-Vrjn'fitlcniiul.nttir j tude till hiA coat. The agility Jenkins ! dl! [Jlayod in leaving that vicinity is rarely : met with; The morning was calm and I pluehi. The foup childr6n of nature no j whore ill sight, JcnKitW,' in sligHtly per ' tube 1 sp ii;, y-.it down oil a log'Hi wait. ' waited .-one.; time. Suddenly a thought struck 1.im; lie felt,Iiis pocket; j ibat; hum'.iv d ami ibii-y doll eis was gone,' j At this hlstunt th'alalllgattyrieal log gave a tiuddi a Itisl, and /enkiiis sind sixteen feet up in the air. When bo came down be stood on his head on top of that moss heap, and swore until ho turned so gray you couldn't toll bis face from the moss. ?'Jenkins is now reinstated in his old position of driving and general superin tendent of a horse-car. The public guile I'CKsIy itnagin? hihi to bo very atte.n'ivr ly watching for pnsseiigcrs. Hut Jenkins knows l>t:tter; he is only looking utter that boy--If ho ever fihils hint?well, that childless widow Will come into an unexpected fortune. An old pegro named Pete was very imi< h troubled about Iiis.sins. Itercoiying liim cue u!ay with a wry downcast look, Iiis ii.it.t.r aslf.C.dj him tjlO cans". 'O. m;i.-.*a, l*.u te h.a.great rinu^f'." ."ihn.. .-jaid hi.- mast, r, "you arc fooli: b to take it so much to heart. .You ii'.v* \ ^?jg.p|C LroiibLd ab-jut my -vi'V ' "I Uo-.\v(;da lvaron, m;ivii," ,-.aid "etc, "when you ::..<o;-,i duck-slipotiir^fiiul ki^! one duck and wound ano.h r, |dpii;t you run alter dp wounde/1 duck.'" "V. ,-, JYi.';" and tbo mr.ster womieicd what \ya. coining n?xt. "Well, ma.-sa, dat is Je way wid you and me. De dem) has got you sure; but, as be am r.ol sure ob nie, be chares dis chile ail (Id time." Not tho Right "Scentin' StufT'W l' A long, lean, ifhUtil."Y:i!ikcc eiit'ored'H'?< druVstore, atid nsl.odV ' 1 ' :M ',??* V 0 (lp . :- ? r.t> until Infx^iJ "Be you the drugger?" . , . . "Will, hoy V5 n-vo^.rnny uy tliis.hw?ir I: j t ? I? n r i n :-r t> t ffrm -t-he - ?g^'r^?pn t-?Hf?t l*wsf? sUijt:Jkf:ix-]u4v?y"' I II . . -1 ? ?-?*r->l i r'Olunw.^''..) j.-i .fer ,i-1i ir - mi fi^T " W.alj iinri S4d>v? I G^lVt/jfco b^i^i vVilr and ??ho>g}Oi|vij i^n^iWpwccaiid.to^ujo^ to! invest'the wbo)er<ujoountt in sccntp)', istuff, bo's Jto.jWiiko , her ,sy.efet,Ji'fipp/inji, ?find some to suit, so, if you.'ve a mjnd,^')^ just smellpoundji*? The Yankee smclled. around without being suited, until the dfuggostr gqt fired of him, and, taking.a bottle of hajtahorn^ said: , f , , .# , ? . "I've got a scenting stuff'tnat wQ#sW?< ?you. A single' drop on your1 h^iVuTfceV-l1'! ?chief will last for w eeks, and you cari^f1' wash it out, but to get the scent of it you must take a big smell. "Is that so, mister V Wal, just h'old'b^ a minnit, till T gik my breath, nnd wheil"; I|Siiy ncow, you put' it under<myismekl" lers." '-s?ot-?i? The directions were, Of C ntbe'i-followed and tbo.Vank.ee .'was nearly knocked.pjf pegs; but recovering hitm-elf,; hq.rcx,-(lJ cjainu d: . ' {, *{ j "Chain litenpi, -Mr. Dni 1 top of my head on V ' S?l don't %MtfcpH ibiii' like that; it would"break up a camp*"< lacctin' in ten minutes. You hain't g'Ot'hi right kind of sTCiTthf "Btltffi" " -?1,^1 - A young man \v!io went West froru^j, Daubury, a lew months ago, has sent ,only oye letter home. It came l^rulay'"'1 It said, "send me a wig." And his mrtd^ parents don't know wheathcr.hoissonlpexl or married. A drunken felluW wandered into ? Sdndiy school an.l took a .-eat with tho,^ prim~r~?^ ted him; " Wbv, "James? do von know what'con- *: i dition you arc in?" ' W. "Yes,m'tn; k: the gall of bit'tu^s an bonds Of'niquitv. Ask mc some more quesW /-...? ?// "Father was Cireeley elected?" asked" an urisopl?sticatcd twelve year old ofl his Republican tire. Starting rip1 w>ith': astonishment,'tho lattor answerd, :J,j?ojii why b.> you ask ..suuh.niiotilJs^^questio^V.j "^pcatife,V;said|thc boy, -you savd.jlas.^ fall if Grcclcy was elected tltere. would, bo a panic, and c vorybody says there is n pat ic now; sb I thought tlreciev must' 1)0 elected." *f?W ? ?' hi . ? ?? ?? j-T "Mother] don,t you wish you had the root of evil in your garden?" 1 "Why, Josh, you Harpont, whatdo you?' ! menu.?" i I ? n A "As money's the root of all evil, if j \vo; had the tree couldn'i wo \.; all the pro clous stuff?" .? . , - ' ? .\\.\ "DoU you, you pesky varmint- v/mho gitiing' too spulrt, entieely; that's what comes of sending hoys to mncade'iuics. j; m ? i . -t ?,:) baa On one'of lb- trips of an Aspinwi>^ steamier ilm steerage pa^engcrs wevc sof nunierous as to make thorn uncomforta ble. Tho sleeping accommodations were aptly described by a Califorhian, who ''ap proached the captain and snid; ' m mu "I shottlil like to have a sleeping-berth^ if you phase." , jMia "Why, wliero have you hpen . sleeping theso lust two nights since we left:"' Wa'al, I've been sleeping*'a top* ?P? sick man; but he's got better no<iv;',hndl won't stand it no longer." ?? In The C;i:\Nvii.s.?The Pacific tvufal Press thus .-urns up the objeets td' th'e New Order: 1 ? J 1 - 1. The ennoblcnicnt of labor f ami the producing blasset '2. r.ringiug more closely togetbeHdlho producer ami < ons:unicr. Mutual ie-iruetnui. The. ligbteui|?g of lub ?r by -.!'... pug a befvef kuowlodgoTx of Its aim--. ?1. Social culture. 1 :' 1 "'l,'?.1 :>. fai&iiiil relief in ^rkneW and ndver^ sity. ' '?' ? ? ? iflpn 6. Frevcntion of litigation. 7. Prqvontjou of cruelty a> anitnai?. S. The overthrow <d' the credit system. 0. Building up and fostering home in dustries. 10. Mutual protection to husbandmen 1 again-t sharj eis and monopolists.