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'' '' . ,* >45 ' •fP" THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 1957 THE NEWBERRY SUN PAGE THREE LAFF OF THE WEEK s&;* ^ CD O ' “Do yon wear the belt over or under the pot?** THE BAFFLES By Mahoney 6EE,n1S GREAT TO 8E IN FLORIDA. LET'S COOK OUR LUNCH ON THE BEACH! IM STARVED, i£m r'.v.'.i.i.'.-.vix-ww The Postman Gets A “Lift” Newest motorized vehicle to be placed in service by the United States Post Office Department is the “Mailster”. The sleek, maneu verable machine is designed for the fast, efficient and economical delivery of mail and parcel post in residential areas, currently serviced by mail carriers on foot or bicycle. The government has ordered 1,500 of these units for use in post offices in the Southeast, Southwest and in California. The Mailsters are produced by Cush man Motor Works, Inc., Lincoln, Nebraska. Mat R SPORTS ABOARD! . . . Hostess Jesnnie Ataide invites hunters, fishermen, campers and boating enthusiasts to attend San Fran cisco’s sports and boat show. 99 i"I REMEMBER BY THE OLD TIMERS i rom Maudie Montgomery, Whitney, Texas: I remember when grandma carried ashes from her kitchen fireplace and emptied them in a hopper, then poured water over them which dripped down into some containers. Don t touch .them,” she always cau tioned. Grandpa reserved a patch of cedars to shade his bees in one corner of the backyard and as I recall, ‘‘flying guards” patrolled the area quite well A smokehouse was their market place. Aside from the ample sup plies of meat there, one could al ways find apples and pears which were wrapped in soft paper and stored in barrels where they kept fresh all winter. Dried apples, peaches and persimmons, along with chinquapins and other nuts, provided fun and good eating too. But the most unforgettable ex perience occurred one day when I heard grandma’s gander shouted something in his language. He tore my dress to shreds, not to mention the injuries to my legs. From that day, “as of now,” no geese for me, please. From Cora Rice Lake, Coal ville, Ohio: I was 82 my last birth day ... I can remember my first school and the name of my first teacher ... as a child, I received a Testament at Sunday School. I still have it. The leaves are yel low, but I can still read it. MSTARS By LYN CONNELLY B EYOND a doubt one of the most exciting quiz shows on TV is a new one called “21” . . . Here, two contestants are pitted against each other and must answer questions on a number of subjects . . . Given the category, they are able to choose any point from 1 to 11, depending on how conversant they are with that particular subject . . . The first one to reach the score of 21 is declared the winner, and he re ceives $500 for each point dif ference in their scores . . . He may then' retire or take on other contestants . . . The Joker is neither contestant can hear the other, so they have no idea what their opponent’s score is and sud den death may come at any mo ment. We find only a few flaws in the suspense of the show . . . Some winners tend to become either greedy or drunk with their own intelligence, and stay on too long to retain interest . . Then, in the case of a tie, the loser may answer as many as 12 difficult questions and still wind up with almost zero for his effort . . . This hardly seems fair . . . The show is a good one, although whether it can retain interest now that it has been moved in the spot opposite ‘-I Love Lucy*’ remains to be seen. PLATTER CHATTER CAPITOL: — Someone at this company had a brilliant though! ifcTwl executed it for the benefit ol millions of music-lovers . . .The inspiration resulted in a happy combination of one Joe “Fingers** Carr, honky-tonk pianist, and bouncing PeeWee Hunt, whose renditions on trombone of “12tb Street Rag** and “Oh!** were so popular . . . The pair do such oldies as “Swingin' Down the Lane,** “Last Night on the Back Porch,** “Hard Hearted Hannah,** “Charlie, My Boy,** “Say It Isn’t So** and “The Breeze.** WASTED AMBITION By Allen Wishert S OME young men are careless, other’s neglectful, but Henry Harper was downright lazy. If he was ever ambitiously inclined, it never came to the surface. He was possessed only with one im petuous desire; to marry a rich widow. Up until the present mo ment, he was now 22, not one prospect had appeared above the horizon, nor could he glimpse one in the offing. Henry Harper’s home town was small, and the three or four wealthy husband’s therein, were in the pink of condition. No fav ors could be expected from those quarters, nor had they been the least co-operative, not one was the father of a daughter. All seemed inclined to produce son’s. “Henry,” said his mother one morning. “Kindly raise your feet so I may sweep under them. You sit around so much, one of these day’s you’ll take root.” “It takes roots to make sprouts,” replied Henry between yawns, raising one foot at the time. The phone rang, two longs, one short. Mrs. Harper answered. It was Sally Butterfield, with some dreadful news. A couple of wid ow's, young ones, at that, she had been informed, had purchased the Coleman homes and were moving into their midst. Gathering all the facts, she replaced the receiver and ac quainted Henry with the circum stance. For once Henry displayed a spark of ambition, he lifted one leg and crossed It over the other, then lolling back. Inquired; “Did Sally mention the amount either of the widow’s had in their savings account?” “I failed to ask.” “Hand me my hat, mother,” said Henry. “Then back the car out of the garage. I’ll run down town and see what I can hear.” Henry parked in front of the general store. With extra effort and considerable exertion, he , opened the car door, started for the curb. Just as he was stepping onto the sidewalk, a lady came from the store, a young lady he had never seen before. Could she be one of the widows? Henry’s mind functioned, from where it derived the momentum he nor Einstein will never know. Her arms were loaded with bun dles. Reaching the sidewalk she hesitated for a moment, unde cided as to the direction she was to take. Henry stepped to her side: “Pardon me, lady, but you seem confused.” “I am,” she replied. “I need a taxi, would you be so kind as to hail one?” “No necessity,” replied Henry. “Mine is parked right here. Al low me to assist you.” He took some of the packages, opened the rear door, told her to place the one’s she carried inside. He closed that door and opened the front one. She stepped inside. “Where to, Miss?” he asked. “The former Coleman home.” Henry had made his bid, and it had been accepted. Dollar signs were floating before his eyes. At last he had found his rich widow. Arriving to their destination, he assisted with the articles. En tering the home he found it lavish ly furnished, wealth was displayed in every nook and comer. He spotted a lounging chair that would be his favorite. “So, you and another lady have purchased this home?” asked Henry.” “I—I fail to understand,” she stammered. “Mrs. Sally Butterfield, one of your neighbors, informed my mother that a couple of widows had purchased it.” “That is correct. A couple of Widows have.” “They have?” “Your mother has been correct ly informed. The home was pur chased by myself and my hus band, Horace K. Widows.” Henry could put two and two together. CWiaO CHANNEL AUGUSTA • GEORGIA SUNDAY, SEARCH 9, 1957 •:00 AM—Panda ol Quarlata 19:00 PM-Sulllvan't Slnoara 19:30 PM—Tho Lawla Family 1:00 PM—Adventure 1:90 PM—Churchaa ol Christ 2:00 PM—Oral Roberto 2:90 PM—Western Theatre 4:00 PM—Washington Square 5:00 PM—Topper 5:90 PM—Academy Theatre— "My Son—My Son" ?K» PM—I Spy ?:30 PM—Hiram Holliday 9:00 PM—Steve Allen 9:00 PM—Alcoa Hour 10:00 PM—Loretta Young Show 10:90 PM—Ray Anthony 11:90 PM -Slor. Off MONDAY THRU FRIDAY AM—Dave Garroway—Today AM—Homs AM—The Price la Right AM—Truth or Coneequenoea PM—Tic Tac Dough PM—It Could Be You PM—Today fat Dixie PM—Club 60 PM—Tennessee Ernie Foed PM—Matinee Theatre PM—Queen For A Day PM—Modern Romances PM—Comedy Time PM—Ft ortff John MONDAY, MARCH 4. MB7 PM—Superman PM—Cartoon FroRcs PM—Evening Edition PM-The Weatherman PM—Boston Bleclde PM—Jim Bowie PM—This Is Your Life PM—Lawrence Walk Show PM—Robert Montgomery PM—I Led 9 Lives PM—Warren Hites News PM—Sports PM—Weather PM—"Walking In The Sun" AM «UfTT» Off TUESDAY, MARCH 5. 1957 PM—Annie Oakley PM—Jonathan Winters PM—Evening Edition PM—The Weatherman PM—Mystery Theatre PM—Mr District Attorney PM—Big Surprise PM—Panic PM—Jane Wyman Show PM-Badge 714 PM—Warner Bros. (Cheyenne) Warr-n New* PM—Sports PM—Wsather PM—"Last of The Mohicans" PM- Slcrn Off WEDNESDAY, MARCH S, 1997 •tM PM—Sky King 0:90 PM—Town and Coon toy Tima 0:45 PM—Evening Edition 9:55 PM-The Weatherman 7:00 PM—Susie 7:90 PM—Disneyland 9:90 PM—Ford Theatre 0:00 PM—Kraft TV Theatre 10:00 PM—Blue Ribbon Boots 11:00 PM—Warren Hites News 11:05 PM—Sjxjrto 11:10 PM— 11:15 PM—"Man In 19:15 AM-lBkm Off 9:48 9:55 7:00 7t00 1:00 0:90 •too •tM MtOO 11:00 11:08 11:10 lltM 1*115 » Iron Mask" THURSDAY, MARCH 7, M07 PM—Buffalo BUI. Jr. PM—Statesmen Quartet PM—Evening Edition PM—Tke Weatherman PM Lone Ranger PM—Dr. Christian PM—Too Bet Your Life PM—Dragnet PM—People's Choice PM—Tennessee Ernie Ford PM—Lnx Video Theatre PM—Warren Hites News 7:00 10:00 11:00 11:90 12:00 12:90 1KM 1:45 t:90 9:00 4:00 4:45 5:00 5:30 6:00 9:30 6:45 6:55 7:00 7:30 8:00 9:30 9:30 10:30 11:00 11:05 11:10 11:15 12:15 6:00 9:30 0:45 6:55 7:00 7:80 8tf0 8:90 9:00 9:90 10:00 11:00 11:05 11:10 11:15 -■is 5:00 8:90 0:45 8:55 7:00 7:50 0:00 0:90 9:00 9:90 10:00 10:45 11:00 11:05 11:10 11:15 12:18 8:45 9:00 9:30 9:45 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 1:00 2:00 2:30 4:30 5:00 5:00 9:30 7:30 9:00 9:00 10:00 10:50 PM—Spot PM—Weather PM—Wrestling AM—Sign Off FRIDAY, MARCH 9, 1S57 PM—Ramar of The Jungle PM—Cartoon Frolics PM—Evening Edition PM—The Weatherman PM—The Cisco Kid PM—Wyatt Earp PM—Man Called X PM—Life of Riley PM—Crossroads PM—Tha Big Story PM—GlUatte Fights PM—Frank Leahy PM—‘Warren Hites Nsws PM—Sports PM—weather PM—51,000.000 Playhouse— Corsican Bros. AM—Sign Off ' SATURDAY, MARCH 9. 1957 AM—Industry on Parada AM—Watch Mr. Wizard AM—Cartoon Time AM—Story Lady AM—Howdy Doody AM—Birthday Party AM—Fury AM—Cartoons PM—©a Car. Farm 9t Home II PM—Western Theatre PM— Adventure PM—Pro Basketball PM—Uncovered PM—Bowling Show PM—The Vise PM—Lawrence Wetk Show PM—People Are Funny PM—Perry Como Show PM—Caesar's Hour PM—George Gobel Show PM— Your Hit Parade 11:06 PM—51.000.000 12:00 PM—Sion Off Schedule SuMecl to Last MSsrats Change* end Corrections nil ■■r-rr-rr-'rrT'TTBiE-'Br-r-'rK-rp-nBBii ■■■ 'wsi :ib is, ’i m* 'immm s* iiw ■ r u mkr i ■■■ iSSIM* I'iPS*, k « r l' '9H5& V ►'T*. JSSill S5SSI 1 REMOVABLE FENCE . . . When it is desired da* a section of fence be easily removable, drive staples Into die fenoepost above and below wire where support is desired and insert large- beaded nail through the staples. Fence can then be unfastened by simply removing the nails. DP TO TV ... Born in German displaced persons camp, Anna Marie Nana si, 10, gets contract as TV program announcer la Los Angeles. \A iy ana mi H ERE’S a good recipe for re moving mildew: blend togeth er soft soap, powdered starch, salt and lemon juice. Spread on both sides of the material which has mildewed and expose to tha sun. Try filling bottles and small- topped jars with a tea kettle and you’ll avoid many spills. If s easier than a funnel. The middle crease on the bed sheet is the point of great strain. THIS WEEK’S RECIPE Salmonettes (Serves 6) 1 1-pound can salmon 1 cup cooked lima beans 2 tablespoons chopped green pepper Vi cup catsup % cup flour 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon chopped onion 2 eggs, beaten Remove bones and skin from salmon and separate into flakes. Add next six ingredients and blend. Add eggs and mix well. Drop by spoonfuls into deep hot fat (375°F.) and fry about 3 minutes or until gold en brown. Serve with lemon wedges. Fold sheets in thirds rather than halves to avoid straining. When you’re sanding a round piece such ps at the edge of a table, place sand paper around s cellulose sponge. This has enough resiliency to make the job easiei but will give you a good grip and avoid slipping. • Easiest way to smooth out wrinkled tablecloths is to lay their on the padded table and press lightly with your steam iron. Use a nutcracker for opening tight bottle caps. A tight grip and extra leverage will do the trick. It’s simple to keep refrigerator shelves sliding easily if you just give them a coating of parafifir wax every once in a while. this week’s: >/ patterns..! \ . BY AUOtCY LANS V brain bui L The capital of Nicaragua is (a) Cordoba; (b) Managua; (c) Granada. 2. The ocarina Is (a) vegetable; (b) musical Instrument; (o) animal. i 3. Fettle means (a) waste time; (b) barter; (o) to cherish. ANSWERS 9 qsi-uqs *i •* **n»(nnj:sai («»|saN 9 -waJ«a«M I For less than 2$ a day George White safeguards his valuables with a South Carolina National safe deposit box! .MS r' r-JCf Mi ’■'M , . V;/ * ^ M' .v|: ; o o o o o • ooooooooooeoeo ooooo ■ -h "1 r 'Mjk o o George had to learn tHe Hard way. One day he loot a valuable paper and turned hn home inside out looking for it. • • • • • • • •••••• , • : / ' - v:v ■ -flu ■ i If!®! • r ~S8 ■ ■ ■ i m This wasn't the first time George had lost something valuable. And then one day a friend suggested a SCN safe deposit box as the solution to his problem. e e e e eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e e e e e When George teamed he could rent a safe deposit box at South Carolina National for less than 24 Q day* he wondered why he had spent half his life searching for misplaced valuable papers. e e e e e e e e e # e e e # e e e e e 1468 l2%-24tt Take a tip from George, don’t wait until you’ve lost something of value before getting a SCN safe deposit box. You* deeds, mortgages, wills, marriage and birth certificates, insurance policies, jewelry, and many other valuables will be safer in a SCN safe deposit* box. So don’t wait another day... gather them up and bring them to South Carolina National today for protection against fire, theft or misplacing them. "v Drest Pattern No. 1468—As charmimg and feminine as you could wish—hare- armed dress ia half sizes that has dis tinctive detail. Bolero for coverup. No. 1468 is in sizes IVh, 14'h, 16'h, 18'/ 2 , 20Vi, 22V24'/,. Size 74'/,, dress, 3 1 /* yards of 39-inch/ bolero, 1 Vs yarjs. Needlework Pattern No. 144—This lacy 21-inch doily will add a sparkle to your table. (A wonderful gift for that bride-to- be.) No. 144 has crochet directions. Send 35c for each dress pattern, 25c for each needlework pattern, to AUDREY LANE BUREAU, Dept. “NWNS," 367 West Adams Street, Chicago 6, III. MEMBER FD 1C South Carolina National Bank Main office: 1119-21 Boycb Street / Phomb: 1649 Other SCN locations in this area: Belton / Anderson / Columbia / Lbbbvillb / Grbbnvuus* • i 5