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/ { FIRST AID utte AILING HOUSE all * by ROGER C. WHITMAN FRAN WARREN Popular record ing artist reports: *1. appreciate cig- irette mildness. I imoke Camels. Phey agree with ny throat— hey’re mild and aste grand 1" wm vm ■ -vl mi TEMPTING/ feiKUiT; THAT "SNAPI CKACKUI POM" is such a cheerful earful I And crisp to tiie last. Energy, too—plus vitamins, minerals and proteins. Treat your family to their favor ite—Kellogg’s Rice Krispies. NOURISHING! I; \\ti IT NEVER IPECT CAUSE BACKACHES As we get older, stress sad strain, over exertion, excessive smoking or exposure U cold sometimes slows down kidney func tion. This msy lend msny folks to com plain of nagging backache, toes of pep and energy, headaches and dizsiness. Getting op nights or frequent passages may result from minor bladder irritations due to cold, dampneee or dietary indiscretions. If your discomforts are due to these causes, don't wait.'try Doan’s Pills, a mild diuretic. Used successfully by millions for over 60 years. 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This would be the real solution to your prpblem. You would not be so much bothered with hard water scale, and furthermore your piping would not become clogged with the scale. In the meantime, whenever the shower is used, it would help to wipe the walls and floor dry afterward, tnus preventing the hard water from drying on the surfaces. A little girl, daughter of an Eng lish mother and an American fa ther, was asked how she felt about the differences in British and American pronunciation. “Oh,” she replied, “I’m half and hawlf.” How mild can a cigarette be? MORE PEOPLE SMOKE CAMELS than any other cigarette! and among the millions who do,». i-I DOWT bOJOW. TOP- bbCcDdll ITT Mien \r X WAS TIME MX) <(A DOZEN LEACNEDU TlMCS FIGURES-Jr SMARTER THAW you WHEN I iti SUNNYSIDE Z bf Clark S. Haas O© JOMNME TAKE UtS MEDICINE "'Y LIKE A MAN. MRS. JONES * ^ . ^ _ MO. DEE.... \JUST UKC A MAN ff THE OLD GAFFER VVMAT ARE THOSE TWO OLD CODGERS FIGHTING ABOUT? I DON'T KNOW. 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ME HOW MANY OF THIS' MAN'S PEACHES YOU TOOK SOX CAN PAY HIM/ WYLDE AND WOOLY t^OUR DAYS WITHOUT FOOD, U SUFFERING FROM OVER EXPOSURE, AND LIMPING ON A SPRAINED ANKLE, WE FIND WYLDE WEST TRUDGING WEARILY ACROSS THE WILDERNESS LOST/ / WHAT ( BATH, V A t I NEED IS A HOT A BIG MEAL AND NICE BED/ A HOUSE/ AT LAST MY WISHES WILL COME TRUE/ twm By Bm Thomas 1 "TO THINK OF ALL THE BEAUTIFUL SHOE DESIGHS THEY'RE MAKING NOW, AND ALL I EVER GET IS SANDALS /" i% aieeper A young lady sat next to a dis tinguished bishop at a church din ner. She was somewhat modest and diffident, and rather awed by the bishop’s presence. For some time she hesitated to speak to him, waiting for what she considered a favorable opportunity. Finally, see ing some bananas passed, she turned to him and said: “I beg your pardon, but are you fond of bananas?” The bishop was slightly deaf, and leaning forward, asked: “What did you say?” *T said,” repeated the young lady, blushing, ‘‘are you fond of bananas?” The bishop thought a moment, and then said: “If you want my honest opinion, I have always preferred the old. fashioned nightshirt.” BEALLY WORRIED NOW Die long-line driver rushed to the dispatcher’s office immediate ly upon arrival. He inquired: “What did my wife say when you told her I’d be in lateY” Dispatcher: “All she said was: Can I depend on that’?” Epilaugh Here lies the clay of Mitchell Coots, Whose feet yet occupy his boots. His soul has gone—we know not where It landed, neither do we care. He slipped the joker up his sleeve With vile intention to deceive. And when detected, tried to jerk His gun, but didn’t get his work In with sufficient swiftness, which Explains the presence here of Mitch. At Gabriel’s trump, if he should wsIeg He’ll mighty likely try to take The trump- with that same joker he Had sleeved so surreptitiously. And which we placed upon his bier # When we concealed his body here. The Economical Thing The young wife greeted her hus- oand affectionately when he re turned from the office. “Poor darling!” she said. “You must be tired and hungry. Would you like some nice soup followed by nice tender chops with golden- brown potatoes and green peas and then mushrooms on toast?” “No, darling,” her husband an swered firmly; “let’s save the money and eat at home.” Apt Pupil Joe: How long v did it take your irife to learn to drive? Bill: It’ll be ten years this fail. APOLOGIZE, SIR! Golf Instructor: “I’m afraid, sir, that you are not addressing the ball in the proper manner.” Would-be Golfer: “Oh, nonsense. Surely it’s not necessary to be so confoundedly formaL” PRINCIPLES COUNT There’s an old story that pays a left-handed compliment to a father. It was told by an Irish woman at a wake. She was bragging about her hnsband. She said, “Every Saturday night when Pat comes home from work, he always hands me his pay envelope.” Then she noticed a neighbor woman, who was in the group, wink to another. “Of coarse,” the Irish woman added, “there Is never anything in the envel ope, but it’s the principle of the thing that counts with me.” Wise Choice The reporter, in his account of a hotel fire, stated that the guests kept their heads but were unable to save their personal effects. The editor, reading the copy, remarked, dryly, that the guests had evident ly made a wise choic* SEWIN6 CIRCLE PATTERNS School Frock in Gay Contrast Two-Piecer Has Yoke Interest jaSSaLgap > • '-f&i > -3s n 4-12 vrs. Puffed Sleeves r ST THE THING for a school belle of pre-teen age—an excit ing puffed sleeve dress with yoke and skirt edging in colorful con trast. Easy as can be fpr mother to sew. i • • • Pattern No. 8349 comes in sixes ♦, ®. 8. 10 and 12 years. Size 6, 3 yards of 38- inch; % yard contrast. School Frock in Gay Contrast .. Don’t miss the new fall and winter For the Campus A WELCOME addition to campus wardrobe is handsome two piecer in sizes. Try it in a bold striped ric, used crossways for the shaped yoke. * * * Pattern No. 1883 is • sew- llw 2 ,* m mm**-* a ted pattern In sizes 11, 12. and IsT Size 13. 4V4 2 SEWING CIRCLE PATTERN *M Seath Wells SL. Chlear# X Enclose 38 cents la colas far pattern desired. Pattern No. •eee»ee«a•eeC Name •eeeeeeaa**•••••«••••#•••*•••••« ■ Here are a few simple ways to reniove starch without damaging your iron. It the iron is hot, shake salt on a piece of paper, and rub the iron back and forth over th£ salt until the starch rubs off. You can remove starch from a cool iron by- scouring it with fine steel wool or a moist cloth dipped in fine scour log powder. There’s a trick to making gold en brown, chisp fried potatoes. The trick is. to partially cook them about two hours Before you need them—cook them about five min utes in deep fat at 370 decrees F‘. Then just before serving, reheat fat to 390 degrees F. and cook potatoes about two minutes or un til brown. Drain on absorbent pa per and serve immediately. M; Ml — Remember never to boil meat. High temperatures toughen even the most tender meat. Keep the cooking temperature just below boiling or at a simmering tem perature to get the best results. Potatoes are grown on about one and one-half to two million farms throughout the United States. Over-cooked vegetables can be as unattractive as wilted flowers on a table. ^ Braising—a process that com bines browning, steaming, and stewing—is a good way to cook the less tender kinds of meat. A storage space that has a tem perature of from 35 to 45 degrees F., with a humidity of 85 per cent or more, is ideal for conserving egg quality. While doing other housework, use your alarm clock when cook ing. Set it so it will ring when food should be removed from the stove. The greenish - white part of watermelon rind between the akin and the flesh can be made into a delicious preserve. in just one Amazing results proved by independent scientific test. For cleaner teeth, for A brighter smile... try Calox yourself I i ■ A product of McKesson a as SMOKER? Change ta SANO—the distinctive cigarette with 51*6%* LESS NICOTINE Sano’s scientific process cuts nico tine content to half that of ordinary cigarettes. Yet skillful Mending nukes every puff a pleasure.