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Deflation
A rather conceited bachelor
was invited to dinner by a woman
of his acquaintance, but did not ac
cept.
A few days later, meeting her in
the street, he said in his best man
ner, “I believe you asked me to
dine with you last week.”
The woman looked at him
thoughtfully. i
“Why, yes, I believe I did,” she
answered brightly, ‘‘And did you
come?”
REASONABLE WISH
John: I wish I had the money to
buy an elephant.
Sue: Why do you want an ele
phant?
John: I don’t. I just want the
money.
Mistaken Identity
Charles Lamb was in the habit
of wearing a white cravat, and in
consequence was sometimes taken
for a clergyman. Once at a dinner
table, among a large number of
guests, his white cravat caused
such a mistake to be made, and he
was called on to “say grace.”
Looking up qnd down the table, he
asked, in his inimitable lisping
manner:
“Is there no cl-cl-clergyman pres
ent?”
“No sir,” answered a guest.
“Then,” said Lamb, bowing his
head, “let us thank God.”
Mama Knows Best
Ruth was a sweet girl. She was
reading a book that gave the
meaning of names. Her mother
was watching her, and thinking of
all the young men who were at
tracted to her.
“Mother,” said Ruth, “it says
Philip means lov r of horses, and
James means bt.oved. What does
George mean, I wonder?”
“I hope, my dear,” said her
mother, “that George means busi
ness.”
Kiss of Death
The conceited young man had
been in the hospital for some time
and had been extremely well
looked after by the pretty young
nurse.
“Nurse,” said the patient, one
morning, “I’m in love with you. I
don’t want to get well.”
“Don’t worry,” replied the nurse,
cheerfully, “you won’t. The doc
tor’s in love with me, too, and he
saw you kissing me this morning.”
Facts of Life
Baby Ear of Com — “Mama,
where did I come from?”
Mama Ear of Com—“Hush, dear;
the stalk brought you.”
And Enlarging
“I’ve got a photographic memo
ry. My brain is just like a nega
tive. All it needs is developing.”
That’s Right
“O, Mother, why are the men in
the front baldheaded?”
“They bought their tickets from
scalpers, my child.”
FEMALE DREAM
The playwright had struggled for
years but at last his work was be
ing recognized and, one after an
other, his plays were tremendous
hits. “All those old bills are paid
now, my love,” he said to his wife
one day. “We’re going out and buy
you some decent clothes this very
afternoon.”
“We’11 do nothing of the sort,”
she snapped. “I want the same
kind of things that the other wom
en are wearing.”
LEAKY BOAT
“What’s your opinion of mar
riage after 19 years on the sea
of matrimony?” the husband
was asked.
“Well, sometimes I wish,” he
answered thoughtfully, “that I
had missed the boat.'*
Horse Laff
Farmer: Let me tell you my
friend, that horse knows as much
as I do.
Friend: Well, don’t tell anybody
else; you might want to sell him
some day.
If You Can Use Hammer,
You Can Make a Chest
Unexpected
A young couple asked the par
son to marry them immediately
following the Sunday morning
service. When the time came, the
minister rose and announced:
“Will those who wish to be united
in the holy bonds of matrimony
please come forward?”
There was a great stir—and 13
women and one man walked up
to the altar.
Sideline Wisdom p.
My brother-in-law, a particular
ly successful contractor, 1 credited
his good fortune to the “sidewalk
superintendents” who gathered to
witness his building projects. He
employs one man to do nothing
but gather the comments of the
crowd, and he claimed that many
a major problem was solved by
piecing together these bits of wis
dom from the sidelines.
BARGAIN
Small Chest Has Many Uses
JF YOU can use a hammer, saw
and screwdriver, you can
make this chest. The sturdy block-
front drawers require no difficult
joinings.
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Pattern 282 gives large working dia-
S rams and illustrated step-by-step direc-
ons. Pattern is 25c.
WORKSHOP PATTERN SERVICE
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Friend—“Say, there’s a bunch
of people outside waiting to see
you. Among them is a bishop who
says he married you some time
ago.”
Film Actress—“Gee; I’m prac
tically certain I never married a
bishop.”
How mild can a cigarette be?
MORE PEOPLE
SMOKE CAMELS
than any
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of sweet Kellogg’s Corn Flakes.
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