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"Yes, sir, but there ain’t no use sendin’ that man any notes. He’s blind as a bat.” "Blind? How do you know? That’s news to me.” “ ’Course he’s blind. Twice he asked me where my hat was, and there it was in plain sight on my head all the time. Yes, sir, he’s blind as a bat!” Kiddie Cups' Mrs. DeGentilli needed a new cement sidewalk so she called in an old Italian laborer to make it for her. He worked hard at it all day and came in, perspiring, to tell her it was finished. “Good,” she said gratefully. “But let me get you a drink. You look awfully tired and thirsty.” She came back in a moment or two with a small glassful of wine. He looked at it and remarked, “Boy! I newa see dat-a before.” “What!” she asked incredulously. “You never saw wine before?” "No, no,” he replied, “I mean-a I nevva know dey make leedle glasses for de bambino.” NATURALLY “Did any of you children ever see an elephant’s skin?” "I have, teacher," said Willie brightly. "Where was it?" “On the elephant." 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