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THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY, S. C.
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The Questic ns
1. Will a cow giv<» more milk if
she is milked three times a day
instead of two?
3. Is there a sure way to tell
sheep from goats?
4. How long does it take to fee)
a pin prick in your fingers?
5. Does the weather always
travel in a given direction?
The Answers
1. Yes. from 10 to 25 per cent
more.
3. Goats carry their tails up.
sheep carry theirs down.
4. About one hundredth of a sec
ond.
5. Almost always. In the tern
perate zones its direction is from
the West to the East.
7 DAYS
WILL DO IT
YES. in just 7 days... in one short week...
• group of people who changed from their
old denti(rices to Calox Tooth Powder aver
aged 3S7o brighter teeth by scientific test.
Why not change to Calox yourself? Buy
Calox today ... so your
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brighter tomorrow!
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LOST: MISERY
OF CONSTIPATION
“It’s wonderful—how much better I
feel. And I need no more laxatives—
all due to eating one dish of ALL
BRAN daily 1 I sin
cerely recommend
this cereal.” Mrs.
J.A.Hamma,1226W.
Main St., Portland,
Ind. Just one of many
unsolicited letters.
You, too, may expect
wonderful relii
constipation is due
to lack of bulk in your diet. Just eat
one ounce of crisp, flavorful ALL
BRAN daily, drink plenty of water.
If not satisfied after 10 days, send
the empty carton to Kellogg’s, Battle
Creek, Mich. Get DOUBLE YOUR
MONEY BACK.
Yodora
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Made with • face cream bate. Yodora
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No harsh chemicals or irritating
salts. Won’t harm akin or clothing.
Stays soft and creamy, never gets
grainy.
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■tore norma] conditions. Try Lana's
radar.
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Served Him Right
The mother thought her little girl
ought to be examined for any pos
sible abnormal tendencies, so she
took the tot to a psychologist.
Among other questions, the man
Of science asked:
“Are you a boy or a girl?"
“A boy." the little girl answered.
Somewhat taken aback, the psy
chologist tried again. "When you
grow up, are you going to be a
woman or a man?”
"A man," the little girl answered.
Afterward, as they were return
ing home, the mother asked, “Why
did you make such strange replies
to what the man asked you?”
The little girl drew herself up
with dignity. "The old silly,” she
said. “If he was going to ask me
crazy questions, I was going to
give him crazy answers. He couldn’t
kid me."
COULDN’T SEE IT
"Did you give the mayor my
note?” a man asked of the mes
senger.
"Yes, sir, but there ain’t no use
sendin’ that man any notes. He’s
blind as a bat.”
"Blind? How do you know? That’s
news to me.”
“ ’Course he’s blind. Twice he
asked me where my hat was, and
there it was in plain sight on my
head all the time. Yes, sir, he’s
blind as a bat!”
Kiddie Cups'
Mrs. DeGentilli needed a new
cement sidewalk so she called in
an old Italian laborer to make it
for her. He worked hard at it all
day and came in, perspiring, to
tell her it was finished.
“Good,” she said gratefully. “But
let me get you a drink. You look
awfully tired and thirsty.”
She came back in a moment or
two with a small glassful of wine.
He looked at it and remarked,
“Boy! I newa see dat-a before.”
“What!” she asked incredulously.
“You never saw wine before?”
"No, no,” he replied, “I mean-a
I nevva know dey make leedle
glasses for de bambino.”
NATURALLY
“Did any of you children ever
see an elephant’s skin?”
"I have, teacher," said Willie
brightly.
"Where was it?"
“On the elephant."
"Two’ Bad
He didn’t look like the sort of
man who would do a thing like that
but he hung his head in shame as
he faced the judge.
"What is the man charged with?”
asked the judge. "Bigotry, Your
Honor.” said the officer. “He mar
ried two women.”
On the Menu
Doctor: "Well. Mrs. Smith, how is
your sick husband this afternoon?
Did he relish his lunch?”
Mrs. Smith: "No doctor, he didn’t
but he creamed his coffee, and
mustarded his hot dog.”
ENTICEMENT
The senior girl sniffed disdain
fully as the pink-cheeked fresh
man boy cut in. "Just why did
you have to cut in when I was
dancing?" she asked. "Sorry,"
the freshman said, hanging his
head in humility. “I’m working
my way through college and
your partner was waving • $5
bill at me."
Restoring Mercury
11 the mercury in a thermom
eter separates, try to shake it to
gether Or dip it in very cold
water for a few minutes. If both
fail, it’s usually hopeless and a
new thermometer is the remedy.
Hot Water Bottle Patch
Another way to patch a leaky
not water bottle is to melt part of
an old jar rubber, rub the molten
rubber over the hole with a flat-
biaded knife and press it down
with your fingers.
Dumplings
If dumplings are on the same
menu as gravy, don’t wash the
j yST
No Need
“That’s a waste of money I"
shouted the man approached for
a contribution to build a fence
around the cemetery. “In the first
place I can’t imagine anybody
wanting to get in there, and sec
ondly, if those sinners already in
there were to get up out of the
ground the fence would melt, any
way.”
No Waste
During the war Mr. Bulb-
snatcher was very conservation
conscious. He made his wife save
all the fats from her cooking. He
himself-saved the waste paper and
flattened the tin cans as per in
structions, but his wife couldn’t
understand why he saved dead
electric light bulbs.
“Why are you saving those?"
she asked.
“We can make the good bulbs
last longer,” he explained, “by
using these dead bulbs during
blackouts.”
Mathematics
An instructor was teaching a
class an intensified course. Real
izing that the boys were beginning
to show the strain of constant
study he decided to ease the situa
tion with a rather pointless ques
tion.
“If a chair has four legs, is
painted white, and rolls on cast
ers, how old am I?”
The surprised students sat
dumbfounded. Then the most
backward member of the class
supplied the answer, 44.
It was the instructor’s turn to be
amazed. “That’s correct,” he
said, “but how did you know?"
The student supplied the second
answer, “My brother is 22 Etnd
he’s only half crazy.”
bowl in which the dumpling dough
was mixed. Instead, add a little
water to the dough which sticks
to the bowl and use it to thicken
the gravy.
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Cole Slaw Dressing
Instead of vinegar for a cele-
slaw dressing,' use the leftover
juice from a jar of sweet pickles.
You’li get an unusual flavor.
Tea Flavor
A dried piece of orange rind,
kept in the cannister. adds a fine
flavor to tea. •
Condiments
Keep a large shaker of both
salt and pepper in the kitchen and
you can add both condiments to
a dish with one shaking.
WHIN SLEEP WON’T
COME AND YOU
FEEL GLUM
Try This Delicious
Chewing-Gum Laxative
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headachy and Just awful because you need
a laxative — do this ...
Chew ran-x-itiKT—delicious chewlae*
gum laxative. The action of rcDt-A-KXOT'S
special medicine “ucrouss” the stomach.
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