The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, April 08, 1949, Image 7
SEWING CIRCLE PATTERNS
feminine ’ZJivo-Jf^iecer jOr 'WJc
(Broth er-^ister ^Set Z^un to
O N THE SUBURBAN train, Jones
had just read a long letter he
had received that day from his old
home town. Mellowed by the happy
memories it conjured, he turned
to the' stranger beside him and
genially remarked, "Did you ever
get a letter that brought back vis
ions of the past?"
Stark misery stared out of the
ether’s eyes.
“Have I?” the man cried. "Only
today I got one from the govern-
ment, telling me I still owed them
$1,500 on my 1944 income tax."
SHE WAS RIGHT
By Bud Fi»her
[you SEE,BOVS.
I CAN'T PLAV^
(y .j 1 MISS HITTINS4
, THE BAT W?,
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The gang was having an old
fashioned sleigh ride and every
body was having a wonderful
time. But one girl sighed un
happily.
“What’s the matter?” asked the
oandsome senior.
“Nobody loves me, and my hands
are cold.”
“Oh, that’s all right,” he replied
softly. "Your mother loves you,
«n8 you can sit on your hands.”
Warm Weather Frock
A HANDSOME two-piece frock
^ for the larger sized figure
hat’s perfect for warm weather
(head. The comfortable yoke and
ileeves are in contrast, front c’.os-
ng is finished in soft scallops.
Pattern No. 8421 is a sew-rite perforated
Mittern in sizes 34. 36. 38. 40. 42. 44. 46 and
18. Size 36, 4Va yards of 39-inch; % yard
lontrast. >
Discard
Boogy—I know my clothes look
terrible this morning, but my wife
left them in the middle of the
Door last night.
Woogy—She did? Couldn’t she
pick them up?
Boogy—Not very well. I was
tn them.
By Gene Byrnes
omen
that makes folks
sleep all night!
Thousands now sleep undisturbed because ©f
the news that their being awakened night alter
NEWS
ew
LOOKIT
TtV SWELL
OOLE LETTER.1N
ON ’EJZ,-
AIN'T SHE
a scaur ?
THIMTOF ft ONE SCaslCH OF THIS PEN
AND YOUU BE LIVING IN VOUR OWN
UTTLE COUNTRY ESTATE-WITHIN
COMMUTING DISTANCE <
M3UR OFFICE.
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By Arthur Pointer
Bigger Loss
“Pull over, mister,” said % the
traffic cop. “You haven’t any' tail
light.”
The motorist stopped, got out for
a look, and was speechless with dis
may.
“Well, it’s bad, but not that bad,”
said the officer.
Recovering his voice, the motorist
quavered, “It’s not the tail light
that bothers me, but what’s become
of my trailer?”
Somebody Had To
Friend: “What’s Dick
aow?”
Farmer: "Well, he’s a-doctorin’.”
"And John?”
"He’s horse tradin’.”
"And William?”
"He’s sorter savin’ souls.”
“And Tom?"
“Well, Tom he’s sorter politicin’.’ 1
“And you?”
“I? Well, I’m sorter farmin’ an’
afeedin’ Dick, John, William an’
rom.”
POPULAR
by Clark S. Haas
TlS A BEAUTIFUL DAY, IT TIS/ C'MON
EVERYBODY/ WE'U PACK A LUNCH
AND GO FOR A PICNIC !! )
DON'T YOU THINK WE'RE
RUSHING THE SEASON
A LITTLE ?!
NONSENSE!
JUST FEEL
THAT WARM
SUNSHINE /
I THINK IT'S FROM
READING TOO MANV) . ^
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By Charles Kuhn
THAT’LL TEACH HER T’COME
BARGIN’ IN HERE WHEN I’M!
GRIEVIN’ OVER BUSTIN’ MY^
FAVORITE DISH '
After a visit to dancing school,
#ne mother advised her small
daughter that she should not just
dance silently like a totem pole;
talking to her partner was also a
part of the social picture.
On a later visit the mother saw
that each time the music started,
the same little boy tore across the
Door, bowed to her daughter, and
swept her away to the music.
On the way home, the mother
asked why the same lad chose her
for every dance.
“Oh, him,” her small daughter
explained. “I’m telling him a con
tinued murder mystery.”
NOW THEY KNOW
Two of three girls, who had
grown op together, married, and
thereafter they continually an
noyed their spinster friend with
tactless remarks about her un
happy condition.
She laughed off their com
ments goodnaturedly until one
day they went a bit too far.
“Now tell us truthfully,” they
twitted her, “have yon ever
really had a chance to marry?”
With a withering glance, she
retorted, “Suppose you ask your
two husbands.”
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When washing chenille or can-
ilewick bedspreads, hang spread
jver line right side in so that the
;uffs rub against one another in
irying — fluffing themselves as
liey dry.
—•—
A perforated cap on a cork
which will fit into any soft drink
settle makes an ideal devise for
sprinkling clothes.
—•—
When one pound of brick butter
!s cut and wrapped in four length-
vise parts, each part equals one-
lalf cup; one inch of each part
squals two tablespoons.
Lace frills can be dry cleaned
it home with corn starch. Place
lace on a clean, dry turkish towel
and dust with a liberal amount of
iry corn starch. Work corn starch
gently through lace several times,
then shake lace to remove starch:
lace will be clean and fresh look-
■ng-
Hold-Over Hens
Bring Profits
According to Poultryman Hen
ry Schlueter, Henry county, Ohio,
a bunch of layers usually are 11
to 11% months old before they pay
iim a cent for his labor--and if
ie sells them at the end of their
Irst laying year, they have been
making money for only seven
months.
160 layers 20 months old, culled
from 600 straight run chicks—and
later from 294 seven-month pul
lets, cleared $110.38 in two
months: it just isn’t good busi-
aess to discard them for a flock
that will net almost $25 a month
less—not until they have slumped
ind return less profits than pul
lets.
For Little Ones
CDR the tiniest family members
1 —a darling puffed sleeve dress
with slip and panties; and for a
boy or girl, a simply made romp
er that requires less than a yard
of fabric.
Pattern No. 8416 is a sew-rite perforated
pattern in sizes 6 months, 1, 2, 3 and 4
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1. Name, in rhyme, the four
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at her wedding.
2. What are the three primary
colors?
3. What is the capital of Portu
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4. Who wrote “The Star Span
gled Banner”?
5. What is the meaning of sten
torian?
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The Answers
1. Something o.’d, Something new,
something borrowed, something
blue.
2. Red, yellow and blue.
3. Lisbon.
4. Francis Scott Key.
5. Extremely loud.
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DAY AFTER DAY,
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MAKE
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30-DAY TEST
AND PROVE
IT FOR
yourself!
e In a recent test of hundreds of people who smoked only Camels for
30 days, noted throat specialists, making weekly exaipinations, reported
NOT ONE SINGLE CASE OF THROAT IRRITATION
DUE TO SMOKING CAMELS