SEWING CIRCLE PATTERNS feminine ’ZJivo-Jf^iecer jOr 'WJc (Broth er-^ister ^Set Z^un to O N THE SUBURBAN train, Jones had just read a long letter he had received that day from his old home town. Mellowed by the happy memories it conjured, he turned to the' stranger beside him and genially remarked, "Did you ever get a letter that brought back vis ions of the past?" Stark misery stared out of the ether’s eyes. “Have I?” the man cried. "Only today I got one from the govern- ment, telling me I still owed them $1,500 on my 1944 income tax." SHE WAS RIGHT By Bud Fi»her [you SEE,BOVS. I CAN'T PLAV^ (y .j 1 MISS HITTINS4 , THE BAT W?, EV/ERV ftX'jL , i-fEiirn The gang was having an old fashioned sleigh ride and every body was having a wonderful time. But one girl sighed un happily. “What’s the matter?” asked the oandsome senior. “Nobody loves me, and my hands are cold.” “Oh, that’s all right,” he replied softly. "Your mother loves you, «n8 you can sit on your hands.” Warm Weather Frock A HANDSOME two-piece frock ^ for the larger sized figure hat’s perfect for warm weather (head. The comfortable yoke and ileeves are in contrast, front c’.os- ng is finished in soft scallops. Pattern No. 8421 is a sew-rite perforated Mittern in sizes 34. 36. 38. 40. 42. 44. 46 and 18. Size 36, 4Va yards of 39-inch; % yard lontrast. > Discard Boogy—I know my clothes look terrible this morning, but my wife left them in the middle of the Door last night. Woogy—She did? Couldn’t she pick them up? Boogy—Not very well. I was tn them. By Gene Byrnes omen that makes folks sleep all night! Thousands now sleep undisturbed because ©f the news that their being awakened night alter NEWS ew LOOKIT TtV SWELL OOLE LETTER.1N ON ’EJZ,- AIN'T SHE a scaur ? THIMTOF ft ONE SCaslCH OF THIS PEN AND YOUU BE LIVING IN VOUR OWN UTTLE COUNTRY ESTATE-WITHIN COMMUTING DISTANCE < M3UR OFFICE. ijy By Arthur Pointer Bigger Loss “Pull over, mister,” said % the traffic cop. “You haven’t any' tail light.” The motorist stopped, got out for a look, and was speechless with dis may. “Well, it’s bad, but not that bad,” said the officer. Recovering his voice, the motorist quavered, “It’s not the tail light that bothers me, but what’s become of my trailer?” Somebody Had To Friend: “What’s Dick aow?” Farmer: "Well, he’s a-doctorin’.” "And John?” "He’s horse tradin’.” "And William?” "He’s sorter savin’ souls.” “And Tom?" “Well, Tom he’s sorter politicin’.’ 1 “And you?” “I? Well, I’m sorter farmin’ an’ afeedin’ Dick, John, William an’ rom.” POPULAR by Clark S. Haas TlS A BEAUTIFUL DAY, IT TIS/ C'MON EVERYBODY/ WE'U PACK A LUNCH AND GO FOR A PICNIC !! ) DON'T YOU THINK WE'RE RUSHING THE SEASON A LITTLE ?! NONSENSE! JUST FEEL THAT WARM SUNSHINE / I THINK IT'S FROM READING TOO MANV) . ^ HISTORY BOOKS By Len Kiel* GRANDMA 1 HEARD A CRASH. AN’ WONDERED IF YOU BROKE SOMETHING. GRANDMA ! MY. YES -I GOT TOO MUCH STARCH IN MY BEST LITTLE TEA APRON, WHEN 1 WASHED. AN’- IT JUST DROPPED AN' BROKE INTO A MILLION PIECES - C.'--f"c5£ By Charles Kuhn THAT’LL TEACH HER T’COME BARGIN’ IN HERE WHEN I’M! GRIEVIN’ OVER BUSTIN’ MY^ FAVORITE DISH ' After a visit to dancing school, #ne mother advised her small daughter that she should not just dance silently like a totem pole; talking to her partner was also a part of the social picture. On a later visit the mother saw that each time the music started, the same little boy tore across the Door, bowed to her daughter, and swept her away to the music. On the way home, the mother asked why the same lad chose her for every dance. “Oh, him,” her small daughter explained. “I’m telling him a con tinued murder mystery.” NOW THEY KNOW Two of three girls, who had grown op together, married, and thereafter they continually an noyed their spinster friend with tactless remarks about her un happy condition. She laughed off their com ments goodnaturedly until one day they went a bit too far. “Now tell us truthfully,” they twitted her, “have yon ever really had a chance to marry?” With a withering glance, she retorted, “Suppose you ask your two husbands.” CAMELS ARE THE MILDEST CIGARETTE IVE EVER SMOKED ! mi* usually allay witnin der irritation is so prevalent and Foley FUUlfJ r otent Foley Pills must benefit you ^itninZa our. or DOUBLE VOUR MONEY BACK. Make 24-hour test. Get Fol^jyie w froindnj£ gist. Full satisfaction or MONEY BACK. 7 DAYS WILL DO IT When washing chenille or can- ilewick bedspreads, hang spread jver line right side in so that the ;uffs rub against one another in irying — fluffing themselves as liey dry. —•— A perforated cap on a cork which will fit into any soft drink settle makes an ideal devise for sprinkling clothes. —•— When one pound of brick butter !s cut and wrapped in four length- vise parts, each part equals one- lalf cup; one inch of each part squals two tablespoons. Lace frills can be dry cleaned it home with corn starch. Place lace on a clean, dry turkish towel and dust with a liberal amount of iry corn starch. Work corn starch gently through lace several times, then shake lace to remove starch: lace will be clean and fresh look- ■ng- Hold-Over Hens Bring Profits According to Poultryman Hen ry Schlueter, Henry county, Ohio, a bunch of layers usually are 11 to 11% months old before they pay iim a cent for his labor--and if ie sells them at the end of their Irst laying year, they have been making money for only seven months. 160 layers 20 months old, culled from 600 straight run chicks—and later from 294 seven-month pul lets, cleared $110.38 in two months: it just isn’t good busi- aess to discard them for a flock that will net almost $25 a month less—not until they have slumped ind return less profits than pul lets. For Little Ones CDR the tiniest family members 1 —a darling puffed sleeve dress with slip and panties; and for a boy or girl, a simply made romp er that requires less than a yard of fabric. Pattern No. 8416 is a sew-rite perforated pattern in sizes 6 months, 1, 2, 3 and 4 years. Size 1, dress, IVa yards of 36 or 39- inch; slip and panties, 1% yards; romper, 7 /s yard. Don’t miss the spring and Summer FASHION—64 pages of smart new styles, special features, original designs; free pat tern printed inside the book. 25 cents. SEWING CIRCLE PATTERN DEPT. 530 South Wells St. Chicago 7, 111. Enclose 25 cents in coins for each pattern desired. Pattern No Size Name». Address- {L. O- f\_ (V. fV. (V. {V. O-