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Address -Grandma,” 109 East Pearl Street, Cincinnati 2, Ohio. Cow-toon —V 3 s ,-. . ’’Why Is Millie so gay today?", ••It's because she Just heard that Table-Grade’ Nu-Mald Mar garine gets its fine flavor from fresh pasteurized skimmed milk.” ‘this guv gimme a cigar and asked ME , T'COME ALONG AND MEET THE FUTURE PRES'DENT. “DON’T YOU HAVE A MOVIE MAGAZINE OR SOMETHIN'FOR ALVIN TO LOOK AT?“ MUTT AND JEFF By Bad Fioher REG’LAR FELLERS By Gene Byrnes IF YOU WISH ID ■SEE. THE DOCTOR, L KINDLY -STEP IN THERE , AMO REMOVE YOUR clothes * , YDUNO NWL \ WHAT SEEMS ID 6E THE MATTER. WITH YOU? JITTER [rrk opENwe nkht for ths muskm. comunr Lm MHCM JITTER IS P1AYIN6. EVERYONE IS Imicn-EP.... ezcawr tub mowksv By Arthur Pointer SUNNYSIDE l ! t / r SO THIS IS voua NEW UMOUSINC, EH. JOHNNY ? by Clark S. Haas VES, SIC, MC. DEE/ AND SH>. RUNS LIKE A MILLION/ SMOOTH AS A KITTEN / ^ i-T' VIRGIL By Len Kleis GRANDMA By Charles Kuhn NARY A 60LDARN PATCH OR MEND ON ANY ONE O’ •EM-J—y Saving Money A MAN, visiting a house for th> first time, found that his hos was the proud father of three wilt chijdren. The utter made so muc noise that the visitor found it diffi cult to hear a word that was said One child was busy ripping the up nolstery out of a brand-new divan A second lad was driving nails in to an expensive table, and the thin was swinging gaily from a chandel ier. The bewildered guest eyed thi youngster who was driving nails in to the furniture. He turned to hi.* host. “I say,” he said, pointing to thi boy with the hammer, don’t yoi find it rather expensive to let youi children play like that?” The host smiled proudly. ‘Not at all,” be replied cheerfully “I get the nails wholesale!” CONSISTENT He was talking of coincidences: “The most amazing thing happened to me at the trees. It was the elev enth day of the eleventh month. My boy was eleven that day. We lived in a house numbered eleven, and I arrived on the course at eleven minutes past eleven. Later in the Jay I found cut that ^ieven horses were to run in the big race, so I oacked the eleventh horse on th« :ard.” “And it won?” “No. It came in eleventh.” NOT SO WONDERFUL The fortune - teller was gazing at her client’s hand. “I see yon are'’to be married. You are going to marry Herbert Smith,” she announced. The girl was amazed. “Wonderful! But how can you tell that from the lines on my hand?” “Lines, my foot!” the fortune teller replied. “That’s the ring I returned to Herbert Smith last week!” CUTER TUTOR Belle—They tell me Jean is learn ing to skate. Bill—But I thought she learned last year. Belle—I know, but another boy is ceaching her. Why, Sure “OI, there, shouted the police man, “where’s your rear-light?” “I want to see where I’m going to, not where I’ve been,” said the :yclist, disappearing into the dark- aess. Cured The doctor whose medical skill far exceeded the clarity of his hand writing sent an invitation to a pa tient to spend an evening with him idding that there would be music, jards, and so forth. The friend failed to turn up and lent no explanation. When they met the following day tfye doctor asked whether he had received the note. “Yes, thank you, ’ replied the other. “I took it to the chemist and aad it made up, and I feel much oetter already.” Sqnelchelegant A lift-boy in one of the big stores nated to be asked needless ques tions. One day a fussy old lady en tered the lift. ’Don’t you ever feel sick, going jp and down in this lift all day?” she asked. “Yes, ma’am,” said the ooy. “Is it the motion going up?” “No, ma’am. ’ “Is it the motion going down?” “No, ma’am.” “Is it the stopping that does it?” “No, ma’am.” “Then, what is it?” “Answering questions, ma’am.” NEEDLEWORK PATTERNS Pineapple Edgings Are Dainty Sew Some Colorful Votkolders 5669 Crocheted Edgings C'OUR handsome edgings in the " popular pineapple motif that you will enjoy making. The widest measures 2 inches, the narrowest IV* inches. Accent your bed and ta- ole linens with crocheted edgings— easy, quick and inexpensive to do. • • • To obtain complete crocheting instruc tions, stitch illustrations and complete directions for Pineapple Edgings (Pat tern No. 5669) send 20 cents in coin, YOUR NAME, ADDRESS and PATTERN NUM BER. I % IV4 i Brighten Your Kitchen Give your kitchen a fresh, new look with these amusing pothold- ers. Each one is six inches in width and can be made of bright scraps you’ve been saving. The faces are embroidered in simple stitches after the holders are fin ished. • • • To obtain applique design, sewing fas structions and color suggestions for em broidering features of the Handy Help ers Potholders (Pattern No. 5434) send M cents In coin. YOUR NAME. ADDRESS and PATTERN NUMBER. SEWING CIRCLE NEEDLEWORK 530 South Wells SL Chicago 7, BL Enclose 30 cents tor pattern. No.. NameL. Address. A coat of spar varnish applied to wooden drain boards in the kitchen will provide an extremely durable finish. —•— Cream whips best when it is very cold, but egg whites whip best when they are at room temperature —70 degrees fahrenheit. —•— Baked potatoes should be care fully timed in baking and promptly served to avoid the loss of this vegetable’s valuable vitamin C. —•— Bread crusts, left over after the preparation of certain dishes, should be dried and made into :rumbs, then stored in the refrig erator in a covered jar. Whatnot Shelf Makes Fine Gift for Home DOUBLE RELIEF FROM MISERIES OF COLDS jasrmiscujm I —chest tightness i and pain. Rub on f stainless, effective PENETRO&m&RUB CHECK SNIFFLES Ip! and sneezes, open cold-stuffed nose. Breathe easier. Use ■ENETROSSSt Relief Beyond Belief For Dry Eczema Itching ■•It'swonderful!’”’Wouldn't be without it!" That’s what they say about Resinol —the famous ointment that gives such blissful, lingering relief from the fiery itch of common skin irritations. Try itl 7 DAYS WILL DOIT pf'VERYONE always seems to need whatnot shelves. This one is a reproduction of those used fre quently in Colonial homes. No skill or special tools are required to make this shelf. Perhaps the most important piece of equipment need ed is a 25c coping saw and the full size pattern offered below. This specifies the materials to use and amount needed. Simple, step-by- step directions are included. Sim ply trace the pattern on the wood, saw and assemble. It should not fake more than two evenings to turn out a professional looking job. • • • Send 20c for Newcastle Whatnot Shelf Pattern No. 31 to Easi-Bild Pattern Com- oany. Dept. W, Pleasantville. N. Y. 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