The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, July 05, 1946, Image 7
THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY, S. C.
NANCY
TODAV IS OUR
BIG KIDDIE
PARTV AT
THE TOWN
HALL
NANCY—OUR
COMMITTEE
HAS DECIDED
TO SERVE
MILKSHAKES
AT THE
PARTY
By Ernie Bushmiller
MUTT AND JEFF
By Bud Fisher
LITTLE REGGIE
JITTER
By Arthur Pointer
SILENT SAM By Jeff Hayes
GENTLE WARNING
A man in Springfield, 111., discov
ered that neighbor’s chickens
scratched up seeds in his garden as
fast as he planted them. Finally,
in desperation he came home one
night with several neatly lettered
shipping tags.
Punching holes in kernels of com,
he attached the tags to them and
scattered the com in the garden.
Next morning the chickens wasted
no time in gobbling up the ker
nels.
But a little later, their owners
read with surprise the tags flutter
ing from their bills: “I have been
a bad bird. Please keep me home
before I get killed.”
EXPERIENCED
A lady was entertaining her
friend’s small son. “Are you sure,”
she asked, watching his struggles,
“you can cut up your meat?”
“Oh, yes,” the youngster replied
brightly, “we often have it as tough
as this at home!”
Not Anonymous
Henry Ward Beecher, famous
New England clergyman, was open
ing his mail one morning. Drawing
a single sheet from an envelope he
found written on it one word:
“Fool.”
The next Sunday, in the course of
his sermon, he referred to it in these
words:
“I have known many an instance
of a man writing letters and for
getting to sign his name. But this
is the only instance I have known
of a man signing his name and for
getting to write his letter.”
Old Stuff
A certain notorious Broadway
spender recently accosted a former
college mate, a rather humdrum
but hard-working financial success,
and taunted him about his shabby
appearance.
“Why,” observed the spendthrift
dandy, “I do believe that’s your
grandfather’s topcoat you’ve got
there.”
“Yes,” was the cheerful reply,
“and I still have my grandfather’s
land also. Don’t you wish you could
say that, too?”
Home Jungle
The former marine was relating
some of his adventures on a Pacif
ic island to friends who had come
for the evening.
“At times,” he said, “we had to
hack our way through what seemed
to be impenetrable jungle masses.
Only the strongest got through.”
His wife, who had been listening
from the kitchen remarked:
“Why didn’t you tell me all this
before, dear? Now I won’t have to
think about weeding the garden this
year.” ,
SPECKLED WORLD
“I had trouble with my eyes—saw
spots in front of ’em.”
“Do your glasses help?”
“Yeh, now I can see the spots
much better.”
Quick Way Out
Shortly after being defeated for
re-election, Sen. Harry S. New of
Indiana was walking down a cor
ridor in the Capitol, when he was
accosted by a woman visitor who
had lost her way.
“Pardon me,” said she, “but I am
trying to get out of the senate. Can
you tell me how to do it?”
“Madam,” replied the lame duck
senator, bowing low, “I would sug
gest that you run in an Indiana pri
mary.”
Where’s My Rattle?
An old codger fell for a fantastic
fountain of youth scheme. Follow
ing the directions he took six pills
and went to bed.
His family had difficulty awaken
ing him next morning. After a fierce
struggle they finally managed to
wake him up only to hear him say,
“I’ll get up, but I won’t go to
school.”
Watching Each Other
Three partners were riding in a
train and one of them said sudden
ly, “Good heavens, we forgot to lock
the safe in our office!”
“What are you worrying about?”
replied one of the other partners.
“We’re all her* together, aren’t
we?”
Unhatched
“Waiter, we want chicken, and we
want very young chicken.”
“In that case, sir, hadn’t you bet
ter order eggs?”
SEWING CIRCLE PATTERNS
^t^aytime ^roch in ejCarcjer Size5
WaL fitted WJriff for S,
ummer
Matron’s Summer Frock.
T'\ ELIGHTFULLY cool is this
matron’s frock for summer
afternoons. The unusual yoke
treatment is very flattering, the
simp’e gored skirt goes together
in no time at all. Try it in a color
ful flower print, and add a bouquet
or favorite jewelry for trimming.
Pattern No. 8043 comes in sizes 32, 34.
36, 38, 40, 42, 44 an,> 46. Size 34, 4 yards
of 35 or 39-inch fabn-.
A broom that is sprinkled with
kerosene occasionally will gather
dust more easily.
—•—
In order to get much Vitamin
C, turnips should be eaten raw.
Turnip sticks or slivers really are
delicious in the relish dish or sal
ad bowl.
—•—
To give your dinner party an air
of the unusual, serve a small scoop
of orange sherbet floating in chilled
apple juice.
—•—
On any small apron sew numer
ous pockets. Into these slip your
toilet articles. Fold the apron and
put it in your suitcase. Then when
you need a freshening up, toilet
articles are where you need them.
—•—
In patching underwear, use small
cross stitches around the edge of
the patch, say the experts. This
makes for elasticity.
Midriff Frock.
A CRISP button - shoulder junior
dress that’s destined to be
your summer-long favorite. See
how the dropped shoulders accent
the fitted midriff—you’ll look and
feel slim as a reed. Sparkling and
fresh for shopping, vacation wear,
romantic summer nights.
• • •
Pattern No. 1472 is lor sizes 11, 13l 13,
14, 16 and 18. Size 12. 3V, yards ol 35 or
39-inch; 1 yard ric rac.
Due to an unusually large demand and
current conditions, slightly more time is
required in filling orders for a lew ol the
most popular pattern numbers.
SEWING CIRCLE PATTERN DEPT.
530 South WeUs St. Chicago 7, DL
Enclose 25 cents in coins lor each
pattern desired.
Pattern No. .... Size
Name ■
Address-
FOR LOOSE DANDRUFF
To help remove unsightly
flakes and keep hair look
ing well groomed, rub in
MOROtim HAIR TONIC
Wonderful Bargains (Honey back guar.l
Aluminum Roasters, large size, $6.95.
Baskets, decorative, small, 2 for $1.00,
Baskets, shopping, hand made, $1.50.
Beautiful Compact, $4.95.
Cologne, "Sweet Tobacco Blossom , $3.54
botfle.
Cosmetic Bag, straw, $2.05.
Electric Iron, travelling, $0.95.
Mahogany Bowls, large. $7.95.
Mahogany Trays, Imported, Pig, Cake or
Cheese Sets. $12.95
Perfumes, Imported, $4.95. $9.95, $12.95.
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