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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C„ THURSDAY, DECEMBER 11, 1941 BIG TOP Jw gave halihe - special dedverv'ietter- By ED WHEELAN DARLING,VVE’RE \N A MESS* I JUST GOT A LETTER FROM „ TWE * FAVORITE FILMS CORR 'THE'/ NVAKT TO RENEW THEIR OPTION FOR ANOTHER WESTERN PICTURE: M T — VJH/ DEAREST, \ _ WHAT5 SO ^ TtRRIELt ABOUT THAT ?!! I JU,nK IT'S FINE!! % cp *“ r'mi imj Mirkrj SyUl'lr.i,. I M LALA PALOOZA Moving Pictures » BUT DONT VOU REAU2E THAT IN MY CONTRACT IT FORBIDS ME TO MARRY WHILE m SIGNED UP _wnH THEM 2 it & THEN V/E'LL JUST HAVE TO POSTPONE OUR WEDDING. SWEETHEART hi By RUBE GOLDBERG VINCENT, PM GONNA 1/ HIDE MY JEWELRY V IN THAT OLD SECRET WALL SAFE WHILE PM WORKIN*-WHERE IS THAT SAFE ANYWAY?, I THINK IT’S BEHIND THAT PICTURE, LALA HERE - IT MUST BE BEHIND ONE OF THE OTHER PICTURES S’MATTER POP— Hint to Fishermen By C. M. PAYNE MESCAL IKE By s. l. huntley A Frame-Up, No Doubt POP—The Junkman Was Embarrassed By J. MILLAR WATT so YOU COULDN’T HANG MY PICTURE IN THE METROPOLITAN MUSEUM NO* B«n TttM IT WAS GO RAD - “I ain't takin’ any chance* on his airplane spin!* m GLUYAS WILLIAMS ♦ m aSfiBYltol6KADV t>v«rK »5 OOMPO- SrtON R» aCMOOt. asisar* SUftBPOSTWCh WHKHtt AIREADV SHARP DRAWS k PICTURE OR W Of HMSOf OR SKIS, OR SKftftft. M> HrftM* A HOMS WH •tsars sheet opf pn>, OUMPlCStrUPAND •RMttrf/trwkstt 0AS kSTu ARMS LEANS HEAD OK 60B 'rHR0U6H TORfWfS O06ES DRAWER Hti> Of DRAWER, EMMWH(2) SthRR Af CEIUR6, WXXtt KffPSAKf ft S«HKiR6 NOf NOOt AHD MMDERlKft WlWf HE A6WK <*VtHlN6 sncp Ot£R 1IIN6S Tba SCRAttHfS 1X6 DRUMS OR DESK WlTR PEff- BEFDRE SCHOOL ' tw m ■>»«>«>•. l»*> Telling Gypsy Fortunes You Delight Your Crowd A Romantic Future in the Cards L OVE, luck, riches—it’s all in the cards! And thrilling times are in store for the girl who knows their meanings. The minute you start shuffling your mysterious deck, everyone gathers round eagerly. Ladies first! Your “client” picks a name card—if she’s a blue-eyed bru nette, the Queen of Hearts. * • • And fun to read the future in tea-leaves, dominoes, the “Mystic Circle!’* Our 32- page booklet reveals their dark secrets, also meanings of all cards. Has horo* 1 scopes, “crystal-gazing*’ tips. Send your order to: READER-HOME SERVICE 635 Sixth Avenue New York City Enclose 10 cents in coin for your copy of FUN WITH FORTUNE TELLING. Name Address isuosEPHini ASPIRIN WORLD'S LARGEST SELLER AT Just Jtebellion Men seldom, or rather never for a length of time and deliberately, rebel against anything that does not deserve rebelling against.— Carlyle. GAS ON STOMACH May excite the Heart action At the flnt iforn of dlrtresa smart men and women depend on Bell-mis Tablets to set (as free. No laxa tive hot made of the fastest-acting medicines known for symptomatic relief of gastric hyperacidity. If the FIRST TRIAL doesn’t prove BeU-ans better, retarn bottle to ns and receive DOUBLE Honey Back. Inward Beauty O beloved Pan, and all ye other gods of this place, grant me to be come beautiful in the inner man. —Socrates. AT 6000 o tuo STOSIS RHEUMATISMSgo Grief in Excess Moderate lamentation is the right of the dead; excessive grief the enemy of the living.—Shakes peare. Have You Tried DR. TUTTS PILLS? Created in 1845 for the relief of constipation. Buy them I Try them! TODAY Need of Patience Patience is a necessary ingredi ent of genius.—Disraeli. >* * 36* FRED ALLEN Every Wednesday Night WITH KENNY BAKER PORTLAND llllll II ^ AL GOODMAN’# ORCHESTRA 1 VjLrj THK TEXACO 1 VXrtC WORKSHOP 1 V'T!** PLAYERS 1 V*®*/*, ss». PRESENTED BY TEXACO DEALERS S* mODEMIIZE Whether you’re planning a party or remodeling a room you should follow the advertisements... to learn what’s new... and cheaper... and better. And the place to find out about new things is right here in this newspaper. Its columns arc filled with important messages which you should read regularly.