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* 5' McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1940 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young BIG TOP •*r •' > By ED WHEELAN VJELL. tHE FIRST PLACE. * RED*'. IF UTTLE EoYS N/ANT ID toim THE CIRCUS HHEy hame TO GET THE CONSENT v OF "WetR PARENTS, ANt>» m OM.yoU POOR LITTLE TVKE, neither HAME h GEE, LAD/ “THAT SORTER MAKES US FRTENPS A’ READ/ DOtfT \T *2 II INDEED (T DOES. DEAR, DOT AlONJJ TELL ME ABOUT WHISKERS'.' CAN HE REALLY DO "TRICKS ? CAN HE ? SAY. TUST WAIT TiLL X SHOW /a n \'h) A* RIGHT. EOX MOW A DOUbLD 'HIP-, nop PER TH' LADY .»! (fSn, ■ j: Vs "irnDl li** =.i Kr*»k3«j M.rkrjr S;a4tralr, Ue. HD V^/EE^' 3 LALA PALOOZA —Vincent Is Getting Pretty Big to Play With Toys MORE OF VINCENT’S NONSENSE‘ PLAYING WITH TOYS LIKE A FIVE-YEAR-OLD CHILD! PU GET TO THE BOTTO/A, OF THIS ! , NOW, YOU NITWIT, TELL ME HOW LONG THIS IS GONNA LAST ? 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This medallion, Peacock Plumes, s» easy to crochet, will make you as proud as the peacocks who in spired it. • * * Pattern 6757 contains instructions ier making medallions; illustration of and stitches; photograph of me materials needed. Send order to: Sewing Circle Needlecraft Dept. 82 Eighth Ave. New Twfc Enclose 15 cents in coins for Pat tern No Name Address How To Relieve Bronchitis Creomulsion relieves promptly be cause it goes right to the seat of the trouble to help loosen and expel germ laden phlegm, and aid nature to soothe and heal raw, tender, in flamed bronchial mucous mem branes. Tell your druggist to sell yea a bottle of Creomulsion with the un derstanding you must like the way £ quickly allays the cough or you are to have your money back. CREOMULSION for Coughs, Chest Colds, Broncbilii To Forgive Only the brave know how to fan- give. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature.—Laurence Sterne. 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