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V McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. THURSDAY, AUGUST 22, 1940 — S' .-'■IT 1 - the Whole Family BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN . CM. BOV. V/HATi RtCJBR THAT I ,15, iX tH.PDP AFTfcR -Ttec mD MrtfST'CONCERT. THE CROWD FILED OPT FULL OP PRAJSC AND ENTHUSIASM T=QR HAL HC'S APOR-ASA-E I'LL HAVE To TOLLOW ALL H\S PICTURE^ FROM AIOW ON ^ HERE V'AfcE- CAL'tOONTZ" A FEW ANNUTE^S LATER 1 MUST HURRy To THE CARS NOW AND SEE HOW JAVRA IS M - ,- r HOW'S TME ANtfLE.DARLtNSr ? much eetter. , . Sweetheart Mow kiss AND TELE Iff VsiELL.HONey, FIRST * ME ^ I DID MV'SUDE FOR EN/EKVOUlNer Jf LIFE" ON MV HEAD. AND LATER NME PUT ON THE CONCERT r-T i rv WITH MV CoW&OV^ — AND INDIANS. TT 1^1 /y* LALA PALOOZA —A Case of Mistaken Identity By RUBE GOLDBERG HIVES, WHILE I RELAX, YOU WATCH FOR THE * CAR - IF YOU NEED HELP, WAKE ME UP LOOK, MISTER VINCENT! HERE COMES MADAM DRIVING THE CAR HERSELF! SHE’S f STOP, stop! IT’S US, , iiu*v*c i c« V A LOOK, PINTO-A STRANGE FIGURE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD - THEY WON’T TRICK US THIS TIME - I’LL STEP ON Frank Jay Markey Syndicate. Inc. MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY * / _ & i | Right on Time, Too XL S’MATTER POP— Permanently Set for More By C. M. PAYNE lV Bell Syndicate.—WNU Servlsa POP— The Quartermaster’! Stumped I’M VERY SORRY BUT MY BOOTS PINCH — £69 I’LL HAV& TO ASK YOU TO CMAN6E TUEM TOR ME ! ^Tt The Bell Syndicate. Inc.—WNU Service’ By J. MILLAR WATT r l 1 THE SPORTING THING Armstrong r *i i- ; 4, 'viu \-R\UE I ^ ^ * Ii-! : 1 • ill dlf" • /'L- ,%j*fvvT <.■/<> ’’Ah-ab! Mnsn’t point!” UNFAIR AIR CORPS Clara—Why did the air corps turn down Frank? . James—On account of his eyes. Clara—Why, I think his eyes are lovely. Nice Fellow “What do you think of Jones?" “He is one of those people that pat you on the back before your face, and hit you in the eye behind your back." Ask Somebody Else Young Man—Is there any time at which children cease to be a source of constant worry? Old Man—I don’t know. My old est child is only 65. Companions Father (at 3 a. m., to restless baby son5—Now what are you cry ing about? Infant—Wanta drink. Father—So do I. Go Jo sleep I □ [ FAMILY INSPECTION By GLUYAS WILLIAMS ! stfBMits tbmmv iHspecfioH tews sawilfe WMIHV. M equMbOwr ms hands oar or ms Nans AND SltalSHTtH our his sort AND Fos PITY'S SAKE HCTto WEAR his hatoi -rur back of his head AND lb Fl* HIS HAHDXEWWET WITH A CONNER SHbWlfo NEWLY AND ITS TbO BAD HE D»H*r WEAR HIS BLUE fit uaves, RmEcrute ok -foe impossi • BWTY or KEASIN6 A FAMIlY. Bill Syndicate. Inc —WNU Service Jiffy Crochet Shawl For Young and Old Pattern No. 2582 DE IN style—add this crocheted ^ shawl to your wardrobe. It’s In Shetland Floss—just one easy medallion, repeated and joined. Pattern. 2582 contains directions for making shawl; illustrations of It and stitches; materials re quired. Send order to: Sewing Circle Needlecraft Dept. 82 Eighth Ave. New York EnclosO 15 cents in coins for Pat tern No. Name Address MIDDLE AGE" WOMI Thousands have gone' smiling thru this “try ing time” by taking Pinkham’s—famous for helping female fune- I tional troubles. Try it/ LYDIA L PINKHAM’S VEGETABLE COMPOUND, Perfect Duties Gentleness and cheerfulness, these come before all morality; they are the perfect duties.—Ste venson. due to Constipation/ Dr. Hitchcock’s Ali-Vegptable Laxative Powder — an Intestinal tonic-laxative—actually tones lazy bowel muscles. It helps relieve that sluggish feeling. 15 doses for only 10 cents. Large family size 25 cents. At all druggists. Dr. Hitchcock's LAXATIVE POWDER Gentle Joy Joy descends gently on us like the falling dew, and does not pat ter down like a hail-storm.—Rich ter. ^ AT Soon DRUG STORES • LARGE BOTTLE n TtiuM $1.20 tMAUxm tat COt B/imss^^BCessedReliet RHEUMATISICTb^ Double Loss Who to his friends his money lends may lose his money and his friends.—Plautus. . FOR COOL. HAPPY FEET -L-i-rrlTrryrrrT^Trr^rTTTFTT-->”(Tr-4TTr>-t77T Inn-rrnlm»?r^3 RUB WITH MEXICAN HEAT POWDER A Tragedy A good man dies when a boy goes wrong. Black*? Leaf 40 Cap-BnMh Applicator , maker "BLACK LEAF 4 GO MUCH FARTHOI JUST A DASH IN FEATHERS. OR SPREAD ON ROOSTS •••••••••••••••••••••• • TEACHING A CHIU) S • VALUE OF PENNIES • • A child of a wise mother will be 2 • taught from early childhood to be- 9 • come a regular reader of the adver- q • tisements. In that way better perhaps • • than in any other can the child be • • taught the great value of pennies and • • the permanent benefit which cornea • • from making every penny count. •