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McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, MARCH 14, 1940 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN rwuc MANy OF THE TOWNSPEOPLE WATCHEP UNLOAP THE ANIMALS .... OTHERS HURRIED TO THE LOT To SEE THE DU* TOP GO UP, - rO MVRA C>U\OV<Ly PRESSED AND RUSHED TO SHOW CTEFP THE TELEGRAM FROM HAi— THOMPS'OAJ - OH.UNCLE JEFF, HAL IS SOIN<* TO JOIN THE SHOW, TOPAV - HERE S EXCUSE, PLEASE, BOSS , BUT WHICH WAV LALA PALOOZA —It’s Tough on the Horse By RUBE GOLDBERG GlRuS. m so EXCITED - PROCESSOR VAN GADGET HAS NAMED HIS HYDROCAB •UAuA PALOOZA THE PtRST' • • WISH YOU COULD HEAR THE SCIENTIFIC WORDS HE USES COUNTESS, YOU ASSOCIATE WITH THE STRANGEST PEOPLE 1 HE SHOULD BE PLACED UNDER OBSERVATION OH, / SHE’S TUNED UP SO PINE PROFESSOR, J i DON’T WANT TO START ARE WE [ THE MOTOR BEFORE THE READY TO BIG RACE - THE THERMOCOIL START FOR _ | IS IN PERFECT UNISON WITH THE GVROCOPTER V I AIN’T TAKING ANY CHANCES OF GETTING STUCK IN THAT SEAT AGAIN* Frank Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc. ©_e S’MATTER POP— Aw, G’wan and Change It, Pop! By C. M. 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Campaign Caution “Government ownership is a thing of the future.” “It may become so,” replied the presidential aspirant. “But just at present it’s a thing of the past.” □ [ MORNING DAWDLE By GLUYAS WILLIAMS**] fin&hcs brewoasi, fous a Few Mwuits urfoT NAPKIN AMD*-&1D rf IS FAtHfR V<oflfr HIM YiME tbtttREWY FoR. SCHOOL 160K*I6 At COMICS IW AVER. 6E6 fbWSFEEf ANP SfAWS SftfWBK HIS BOOKS AMD R* sdurvjay. finishing puns a ftiNE on har- CONICS AS HE60ES MONICA. STARG AH ARSllKFflf FROM -foP OF STAIRS ABOUT THERE BEING PLENTY'OF TIME- PICKS UP HIS BOOKS ANP 6EO SIDE-TRACKED CAU.- W* -fo BOY NEtf DOOR IS IHItRRvPfED BY FATHER WHO 6WES Mltf SfiFT lecture The Bell Syndicate. Inc.—WNU Service Boll's FROM HOUSE, T0U0WID presently by father who, HAVIN6 STOPPED f# 61AMCE Af PAPER, CLEAN HIS PIPE ANP SO ON, MISSES HIS TRAiN ^Ccroccr T ILACS, daisies, daffodils and pansies—a foursome of charm ing motifs for pillow slips ia smartly simple embroidery. 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