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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, MARCH 7, 1940 the Whole Family BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN | &S 3TSFP WAS READING TV\E TELEGRAM FROM HAL THOMPSON. TOM DAV. HlS ZA HOUR MAN ENTERED THE STATEROOM — HOWDy.BOSS - EVERyTHlNG'S O.k. • Here's the'sv/nopsis tor the dav Ss. VOURB GO\M& To WAVE SOME DAV- IN BARNSEORO i*. I’VE ARRANGED WITH THE MAVOR TO PLAV HOST TO 50 KIDS FROM THE LOCAL ORPHAN ASyiUM ! SAV.THEV HAVEN’T HAD A ) CIRCUS HERE IN 3 /EARS AND Jf v .the Town is ABSOLUTE Ly SHOW HONGR/ r TAKE IT FROM ME .TOSS.VOU CAN^*** PLAV THREE SHOWS HERE TODAy ^ this town is a natural - eoy, THEV'RE CIRCUS CRAZY - I'VE- EVEN ARRANGED FOR PLENTy OF BvtTRA STRAW * rniMiti^ m / TOM .THAT'S MUS\C TO MV EARS WE HAVE NT HAD SEAT 'EM ON STRAW FOR WEEKS <? 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