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/ • t.- ■ McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C., THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 1939 the Whole Family BIG TOP IK THE FIRST PLACE, I WANT SOU ALL To STOP KIDDlNQr BENNV BECAUSE HE CANT TARE IT— IN THE SECOND PLACE,HIS FATHER USED ~ib WORK FOR ME IN THE DAVS AND 1 PROMISED HIM I'D (S-NC BENNV A DREAR 7 DAV- Framk J. ? Mark.7 Sr*«fal*. >**. AND IN THE THIRD PLACE . ALTHO HE DOESNT KNOW IT, T CON SIDER EENNy ONE CP THE MOST VAUUADLE AND UNUSUAL CURIOSITIES I NAME NMOH THE SHOW AlObODV EVER TALKED LIKE HIM OUTSIDE OF A COMIC STRIP) ■ HE'S ’ ■' V j ^ s V/OM/ ByEDWHEELAN A FEW MINUTES LATER EVERVTUING- IS O.K- NOW, BENNV! THOSE FREAKS WONT TARE KID VOU ANV MORE - BELIEVE ME J! VA* CUEE, TANKS, CUV NOR, x DE.T yATOLD DEM hots where to get OFF AT - A RIGHT, A' RIGHT !• V major 8P*c^ w\ V" "V jV.« '• ‘."•VAV.. LALA PALOOZA —Those Turbans Look Funny but They're Useful WHILE PINTO IS UNDER THE KNIFE, LALA’S NERVES REACH THE BREAKING POINT AND SHE SENDS FOR PROFESSOR ZEERO TO FIND OUT IF HER PET SHRIMP-HOUND WILL RECOVER OH, PROFESSOR, TELL ME - WILL ^ PINTO GET WELL ? I’VE GOT ,TO KNOW! LEETLE LADY, VOU MOOST NOT SPOIL ZE COMPLEXION WIZ ZE FOOLISH TEARS- I SAV, "BAZOOLA BAZOOLA" AND ALL WILL BE HUNKY-DUNKY BOO H00- THANKS, PROFESSOR- BOO HOO- I’LL BEHAVE OH, WHY DO THEY HAVE TO KEEP RUNNING IN AND OUT OF MORE BANDAGESr MORE BANDAGES! GET ’EM , anywhere! THE OPERATING 1 ROOM! Frank Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc, S'MATTER POP— Oops! Exception! By C. M. PAYNE "DOn/t T3E. SO < ~PAhilCK'/! TcxjfZ.*"Pc>p IS +|E.'R.e To r P'(eo'TECT Vou I NX>I Ah S, OUTU AWS, 5To(?»yj v TLr T"ofL«f|i64- ILEMMSL] r ( w - C, Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. MESCAL IKE By S. L. 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