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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, JUNE 29, 1939 the Whole Family BIG TOP Jeff Bang* promises Myra that no harm will come to Alta, the elephant her father trained. By ED WHEELAN NOW VOU RUN OFP TO BED. HONEy. AND LET OLD TEFE HANDLEj THIS •’> I CAN PROMISE VOO RIGHT NOV1THAT -/ DEAR OLD SILAS, HOW RIGHT VOU \MERE ABOUT ••SlLkT FOWLER,BUT r FOR VOUR SARE .OLD PAL, l LL. , HAVE To PUT UP V/1TH HIM A VlHILE LONGER, THE MISERABLE BLACKMAILER V LALA PALOOZA —Gonzales Travels Light but Expects a Heavy Return K'W ■ By RUBE GOLDBERG HERE WE ARE, MADAM voo hoo, gonzales!] I’M ALL SET TO WOW, ZEERO! LOOK AT ALL THAT LUGGAGE! SHE MUST HAVE BROUGHT ALONG EVERYTHING SHE OWNS N. S’MATTER POP—Casual Sled Run With pne Turn WHY, GONZALES, WHERE ARE ALL YOUR TRUNKS ? WHY-ER-MY ANGEL - I DIDN’T WANT YOU TO BE TOO CROWDED GOOD-BYE, GOOD-BYE! (TO HIMSELF) AFTER ZE WEDDING, GONZALES AND ME WILL OWN ALL ZE TRONKS AND WE WILL LEAVE LALA NOZZING BUT ZE EMPTY SUITCASE Franft Jay Markey syndicate, Inc. By C. M. PAYNE MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY Wet and Warmer POP— The Answer C BOUGHT THEM A SILVER BUTTER DISH FOR THEIR WEDDING PRESENT WHAT SHALL I PUT ON THE CARD? By J. MILLAR WATT FOR BUTTER - -OR VORSe/ /Y8 Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. Cheerful News LUCKY FELLOW UNFINISHED BUSINESS By GLUYAS WILLIAMS NEW WAVE OF tegpo&^m 0ANK CASHIER. SPURTED MISSING WIFE IS GRANTED A DIVORCE FIVE INP/CTED IN SWINDLE SCHEME (ZOfJBER GETS 20 VEAR JAILSENTENCE WORKER BEATEN py GANG SUNDAY SCHOOL PlChlC.WOLF'S VJOOp. SATURDAY EVERYBOPY WEL07NE Boy (reading) — Archimedes leaped from his bath shouting “Eu^ reka! Eureka!” Teacher—One moment. What is the meaning of “Eureka?” “ ‘Eureka’ means T have found it.’ ” “Very well. What had Archime des found?” “The soap, sir.” Precarious Seat Mother—What was the matter with Frank last night? He acted so funny. Mrs. Junebride—From what he was able to tell I infer that the cars were so crowded he started to ride home on a water wagon and on the way he fell off and was stunned. His Choice Judge Lynch—Have you anything to say as to why you shouldn’t swing for this crime? Condemned Man—Swingin’ makes me dizzy, yer honor. I’d prefer to skip the rope. r STaNPS in BUCK Book CALL ING to JUNIOR tO COME BRCK anp finish his milk WAVtS, HOLDING GLASS, WHILE SEVERAL NEIGHBORHOOD CHILDREN OFFER To FiND JUNIOR GE<S tiKED OF WAttiNG AND GOES IN AND StARtS DOING THE DISHES. At ONCE HEARS JUNIOR CALLING wway is it she Wants ? drops everything and DASHES OUT, DRYING HER hands, by which Time jun ior has vanished again RESUMES DISH-WASHING, WITH frequent sorties To back DOOR tft run FOR JUNIOR Bril SvndiqM*- •» r - GWES IT UP AS BAD JOB, POTS MUR AWAY, WASHES 6LASS AND IS READY to TAKE HER rest when junior comes iN.tHiRsrV CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT OPPORTUNITY Three-Way Money Making Business.! or mail order. Send for free circular MAC LAMB’S. ERWIN, N. C. POULTRY BRED FOR PRODUCTION: Da RAISED FOR PROFIT: Chi SOLD BY QUALITY: Turkeys STARTED CHICKS: Patk*s MILFORD HATCHERYp^e^Us *?£ Be First to Crochet Summery Ensemble T T’S easy to be smart when yoa * can turn out crocheted acces sories like these in no time. The hat of single crochet with chic roll brim in puff stitch—the roomy bag to match—are accessories for which you’ll have endless use. There’s an adjustable band ia back of the hat. Pattern 6381 conr- tains instructions for making hat and bag; illustrations of them and of stitches; materials needed. To obtain this pattern send 15 cents in coins to The Sewing Circle, Household Arts Dept., 25S W. 14th St., New York, N. Y. How Women in Their 40’s Can Attract Men Here’s good advice for a woman during her change (usually from 38 to 62), wb she’ll lose her appeal to men, who wor about hot flashes, loss of pep, dizzy speB^ * r spells, tirs. sleep and if; upset nerves and moody spell Get more fresh air, 8 hr need a good general system tonic take Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, made especially for women. It helps Nature build up physical resistance, thus helps give mom vivacity to enjoy life and assist calming jittery nerves and disturbing symptoms tlafc often accompany change of life. WELL WORTH TRYINGl «. Patience Plods On Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod.—William Shakespeare. Got MALARIA? If you have Malaria, you owe it to yourself and your family to ffft relief. All over the South—and i* 21 foreign countries—Wintersmith’g Tonic is known as one of the oldest and most reliable Malaria medicines on the market. We believe yoa will agree this is proof of quality. For your own sake—TRY Winter- smith’s—and see for yourself! WIHTERSMITH'S TONIC Forgotten Necessities Two things the traveler easily forgets—his umbrella and the truth. MNDV Monte MOROLINE IT■ SNOW-WHITE PETROLEUM JEUY Time of Great Price Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.—Theophratus. A wonderful aid fori where a drawing is indicated. Soothiag and comforting. Fine for children and growinap*. Practical. Economical. GRAYS OINTMENT 25 Unnatural Evil Nothing leads to good which not natural.—Schiller. AphM» BedbMga Crab lk» Potato 1 Cabbage MWaaea Men. Boa* Daottae At Your Drug Store WNU—7 26—39 SHOPPING Tour • The best place to start your shop- ping tour is fa your favorite easy- chair, with an open newspaper. Make a habit of reading the advertise ments in this paper every week. They can save you tune, energy and money.