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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C- THURSDAY, APRIL 27, 1939 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN Having rescued two OF THE PETS,CHIEF SKOOKIE' SlOW ORDERS MIS MEN TO BREAK IN1HE FRONT OF TME HOUSE. C Fn«V p. Ue. OH,mv odor hl M Success at last.. PATS’/ - HURRV- 1 t. / N J cfp jn SAVE HER H M (X£1 T . ■«» •V THA V THANKS .eo/S COME ON, MV PETS M %HE HITOF THE SHOW o C3 LALA PALOOZA —Gonzales Changes His Mind By RUBE GOLDBERG MV SUGAR, WE MUST GET MARRIED RIGHT AWAY-. TODAY-NOW! BUT, GONZALES, ANY LOVE, I MUST t FIRST REDUCE SO I CAN WEAR ONE OF THE NEW MODEL WEDDING GOWNS NO,NO-YOU ARE PERFECT, ANY ANGEL- ANY CHANGE WOULD BE LIKE ADDING BRILLIANCE TO THE SUN l SAY SOME ANORE POETIC THINGS , LIKE THAT! - - ON SECOND THOUGHT, MY LITTLE BUTTERSCOTCH ANAYBE YOU ARE A FEW POUNDS ® Frank Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc. S’MATTER POP— Pop Is Handy, That Way r-vjA v^Arre'R, 'Pl'PE. -tf u+f' 7 "Po'?, -t^&s <Soth|»$ TMumT5 IT e BeU Syndicate.—WNU Service. MESCAL IKE ' By S. L. HUNTLEY Local Improvements IBS- — B = *SOME.OKJE SHOULD REPORT IT l VWE GOT A JOB OSmiBUTM* 'EM TH' CITY COUMOL i '#!' / <> ^ <J <Copyright, by S. L. Huntley.) POP— One Guess Is as Good as Another HOW FAR IS IT TO HELSTON, BILL O MOV DVOU KNOW MY NAME IS BILL? GUESSED it * mm WELL, GUESS HOW FAR IT IS TO HELSTON. 1 © Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. miiiL By C. M. PAYNE % / By J. MILLAR WATT Curse of Progress WAL, AFTER A coupLa" FEATUQE PICTURES AMO A FLOCK O' MOVIE SHOOTS X GIT KINDA HUMGRV / , W. «. • ) SOUNDS FAMILIAR Joe—I was held up by two men last night. Bill—Where? Joe—All the way home.—Provi dence Journal. Ripe Old Age Mr. Miller—If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d be looked upon as a remarkable man. Joe—I’ll say so. He’d be 300 years okL King David’s Team Teacher—George, who defeated the Philistines? George—Aw, I don’t know. I don’t follow those bush league teams. Music Appreciation Jane—Did the audience show feel ing when Joe sang? Andy—Yes. They were all feel ing for their hats. Attachment “Is Bliggins a book lover?” “He must be. He never returns any that he borrows.*' FOLKS NEXT DOOR By GLUYAS WILLIAMS \ -(O-, It FRED PERLEV WAS Ihl A DELICA1'£ SrTUAIiOhl WHEN. 5EE1N6 THE PEOPlE NE*f D00R,WHH WHOM HE HASN T BEEN ON SPEAKIN6TERMS LAfElV, DRIVE AWAY, HE - SNEAKED OVER TO THEIR. 6RRA&E TO SEE IF HE COULD LOCATE HIS MISSIN6 PAKEj AND If SO HAPPENED THAT josf Then they came back for something C B*H Syndicate. ] CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT BABY CHICKS BRED FOR PRODUCTION: Docks RAISED FOR PROFIT: Chicks SOLD BY QUALITY: Turkeys STARTED CHICKS: Pallets Milford Hatchery wRsk Me .Another % A General Quiz kMd Ukdft The Questions 1. When does a breeze become a wind? 2. How many miles does the earth travel daily? 3. Does Yukon Territory belong to Alaska? 4. How far can the human eye see? 5. Can anything be greater in width than in length? 6. In what year were the first U. S. coins made? 7. Is Joan of Arc’s home still in existence? 8. Does an elephant drink with its trunk or its mouth? 9. Is it true that if a car going 40 miles an hour strikes a solid wall, it would strike with the same force as if it had fallen from a tall building? The Answers 1. When it blows from 7 to 38 miles per hour. 2. On its annual trip around the sun the earth travels about 1,601,* 644 miles daily. 3. No; it is part of the DominioF of Canada. 4. An almost unlimited distance: depending upon the size and brightness of the object. For ex ample, the sun is over 92,000,000 miles away. 5. No, length is always the long er dimension. 6. In 1793. 7. The house where she was born still stands at Domremy, in eastern France. Nearby are the Chenu woods where the voices called her to her patriotic mission. The dungeon at Rouen, where she spent her last days, is also still in existence. 8. Its mouth. It sucks up water in its trunk and squirts it into its mouth. 9. The National Bureau of Stand ards says that a car going 40 miles per hour, hitting against a solid wall, would strike with a force equivalent to falling from a height of 52 feet—at least a four- story building. >UICK U0TES Sentinel Features €€ INDIVIDUAL FREEDOM EVERYTHING that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom. Restriction is justified only in so far as it may be needed for the security of existence.”—Dr. Albert Einstein. Goddesses of Virtue Light and Justice have left our shores, but happily only for a short time; they will merely visit their sisters, Equality and Fra ternity, in San Juan, and will re turn presently to be with Liberty and Peace again. All are daugh ters of Resident Commissioner Santiago Iglesias of Puerto Rico, stationed in Washington. , The United States is proud to be haven and home to Light, Jus tice, Equality, Fraternity, Liberty and Peace. 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