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f McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY. MARCH 23. 1939 BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN LALA PALOOZA —Professor Zeero la Still Hungry By RUBE GOLDBERG By C. M. PAYNE MESCAL IKE HUNTLEY Maybe Pa Should Write a Letter POP—The Result Being the Same i. " By J. MILLAR WATT SELF-CONSCIOUS JOHNNY Teacher—Johnny, now you have in front of you the north, on your right the east, on your left the west; now what have you behind you? Small Boy—A patch on my pants —I told mother you’d see it. Different Evidence The doctor was questioning the new nurse about her latest patient. “Have you kept a chart of his prog ress?” The nurse blushing, replied: “No, but I can show you my diary.” Discovery Bill—I forgot my umbrella this morning. Harry—What made you remem ber you’d forgotten it? Bill—I missed it when I reached up to put it down after the rain. Why, Grandpa Grandpa—In my day, my dear, young ladies knew how to blush. Modern Miss—Really? Do tell me what you told theml SHOW-OFF By GLUYAS WILLIAMS ® Bell Syndicate Inc. PKIS fHM'WHEM HE'S CM OKPLAS* iUE LWSf VlSlfORS CAN PO IS PAV SOHf AfTENliON -TO H|M WORKED PRErtY WELL M" LEAST' frtEV STOPPED 6AS3UN6 fo LOOK M HIM DECIDES HE’IL HAVE to SHOW ope a UTT'lE. YHPOWS H1V75ELF BACKWARD REALIZES HE'LL HAVE fo KEEP If OP fo HOLD THEIR INTEREST' HOPES HlHSELF FoP- ^ HlM ' tR)E4 Nc ’ 1 ' oyJ LV DIDN'T SET HIM, pETNO BUSY THE BACK FLIP AGAIN LOOKING OlK THE WINDOW CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT - . >«• *'■/* '.j jerJlim- " • K—T.. - -- FILMS DEVELOPED Any 6 or 8 Exposure RoH FILMS DEVELOPED AND PRINTED POSTAL PHOTO SERVICE North Town Sta., Chicago, III. | •FREE PORTRAIT ENLARGEMENT COUPON WITH EACH ORDER •m ROLLS DEVELOPED Any tire roll kodak film developed* 8 never-fade Vetoa printe-ooly 25«. Low prtcn on candid film. Handy matlini ***dop** famished. VALUABLE PREMIUM? CIYEN/ MAIL YOUR riLMS TOl. Jack Rabbit Co.^ . SPABTAMBtne. S. C ...> : 5s MAILING SERVICE BOYS, GIRLS, GROWNUPS HAVE REAL. FUN WITH FRIENDS Make it appear you are here at Evergreen Playgrounds of Pacific Northwest. Send twenty cents. We return five different view cards. You write message, address and stamp. Return to us. We mail them from here. BENNETT MAILING SERV ICE, BOX 373, CENTRALIA, WASH. Jlsk Me Another 0 A General Quiz The Questions 1. What was known in American history as “Seward’s Folly”? 2. Where in the New world does the sun rise in the Pacific? 3. Why is the word lucre used with reference to money? 4. What was the first department in the U. S. government to be created? 5. What is the length of a genera tion? 6. Who is the youngest member of the present congress? 7. What is the amount of Ameri ca’s total income? 8. Do all kinds of oysters pro« duce valuable pearls? The Answers 1. The purchase of Alaska. 2. On parts of the Isthmus of Panama, which turns and twists in such a manner that the end of the canal farthest west touches the Atlantic. 3. Lucre is from the Latin lu crum, meaning gain. 4. The department of state (July 27, 1789). 5. The whole body of individu als born about the same period is a generation, and by extension, the term is applied to the time covered by their lives. 6. Lindley Beckworth, of Texas, who is 25 years old. 7. The department of commerce reports that Americans received $64,200,000,000 in various forms of income in 1938. 8. While many kinds of oysters make pearls, only those produced by mollusks possessing a special type of shell, with £n inner lining of mother-of-pearl are in demand. Night coughs due to chest cold are quick ly lessened when you rub Penetro on chest, throat, back. E x t r a - medicated vapors are inhaled to soothe irritated, congested mucous membranes. Coun ter-irritant action eases chest tight ness and gives feel ing of warm com fort Try it tonight PENETRO Power of Song He who sings scares away his woes.—Cervantes. How Women in Their 40’s Can Attract Men Here’a good advice for a woman during her change (usually from 38 to 62), who fears she’ll lose her appeal to men, who worries about hot flashes, loss of pep, dizzy spells, upset nerves and moody spells. Get more fresh air, 8 hrs. sleyp a»id if you need a good general system tonic take Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, made espcciallj/ for women. It helps Nature build up physical resistance, thus helps give more vivacity to enjoy life and assist calming jittery nerves and disturbing symptoms that often accompany change of life. WLLL WORTH TRYING 1 TBIED and PROVEN Blackman’s Medicated Uck-A-Brik Blackman’s Stock Powder Blackman’s Cow Tonic Blackman's Hop Powder Blackman’s Poultry Powder Blackman’s Poultry Tablets Blackman's Lice Powder HIGHEST QUALITY—LOWEST COST SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK IUY FROM YOUR DEALER| BLACKMAN •STOCK MFbiciNE CO ; • CHATTANOOGA. TE&N. ’ k