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r SfV McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C M THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 1939 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE . Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young BIG TOP "Silk” Fowler is determined that Alta shall die, after she attacked him. He threatens Jeff Bangs, owner of the circus By ED WHEELAN I SAID TaKEJT EASV - I'fA BOSS OUTFIT SILK*; AND VOU Of? NO One else is going- to tbll me how td run it OR WHAT TO De>:j DO VOU <SET THAT ? VEH - I GET THAT , BUT VOU GET THIS . .. , ^ .V * © FranK Jay Markey Syndicate. Inc. VOU’RE GOING TO GET OF THAT " BULL" , ALTA, Of? ELSE I'LL- HAVE To SREA* MV LITTLE PIECE ABOUT VOUR DEAR DEPARTED BROTHER . SILAS, AND fo' WHEN I START,TJEFF. I VWOMT PULL Mi/ PUNCHES EfTHEP M MEANWHILE, MVRA HAD TRIUMPH ALLV RIDDEN ALTA AROUND THE ARENA AND NOW DELIVERED HER SACK TD HER KEEPER ."CRACK" POTTS- GOSH.MVRA I'M SORR/ B>UT X , COULDNT DO A THING I KNOW VCRACK" BUT SHE'S 1 ALL RIGHT NOW - TAKE HER OUT AND STAV \jjfTH HER UNTIL MVRA. VOU VWERE SWELL- VOU CERTA1NLV PREVENTED A RIOT*? w LALA PALOOZA Professor Zeero Gets Closer to the Stars By RUBE GOLDBERG GONZALES, /AY LOVED OTfe-VINCENT WON’T BOTHER US ANY /AORE-HE IS OUTA THE AH, YOU YOUNG LOVERS ARE INDEED LUCKY- ZE NEW /AOON SHE IS PERFECT FOR ROMANCE TONIGHT - I SEE^ A BRIDE, I HEAR ZE WEDDING MARCH- THAT’S ABOUT ENOUGH OUTA YOU, ZEERO! IK 6 01 © Frank Jay Markey Syndicate, S’MATTER POP— Oo! Whatta Sock! By C. M. PAYNE wHat I ToU3> < r^. Vw ^21 M ATTe*R. f t) Ben Syndicate.—WNU Service. MESCAL IKE By s. l. huntley First One Thing and Then Another (copyright, by S. L. Huntley.) POP—Hustling to Get Nowhere By J. MILLAR WATT DRIVE US ROUND THE //# PARK A FEV TIMES ! if H n AND STEP ON IT/ VE'RE IN A . HURRY/ / ft • BeU Syndicate.—WNU Sendee. Curse of Progress lF. key NEEDED PLUCK Mrs. McBride—Before we were married you often wished there was some brave deed you could do to show your love for me. McBride—Yes, dear, and I would do it now. Mrs. McBride—Then, love, go down into the kitchen and give Bridget a week’s notice. Hidden Series Mrs. Meeker—Dear, what’s the difference between direct taxation and indirect taxation? Meeker—The same as the differ ence between your asking me for money and going through my pock ets when I’m asleep.—Pathfinder magazine. > Cautious Mother was poking about in the shrubs when she suddenly called out: “Look, Junior! Here’s a little green snake!’’ “You better look out,” cautioned Junior, “it may be just as danger ous as a ripe one.” THE WORLD AT ITS WORST By GLUYAS WILLIAMS -O’ hK WITH SUESfS EXPECTED WONEHfARlLY YOUR HUSB&MD STARTS BAWLING FOR HELP BECAUSE HE HAS 60TSDfiEfri)H<2> IN HIS EVE, JUNIOR CALLS BRiSHTlV friE INK SPILLED WHILE HE WAS BlLlNfc HIS PEN; AND VOl) SNA6 VoUR DRESS IN VOUR HAIR-/. • B*D 8yndt»»t* Inc Tot Will Welcome Friendly Calico Dog He’s made to be hugged—you’ll hate to part with him once you’ve finished him. But you can rest assured the one who gets him— whether he’s to be toy or mascot will welcome him. Calico and this pattern that’s easy to sew is all you need. You’ll want to make a whole litter of them! Pattern 6202 contains a pattern and direc tions for making dog; materials needed. To obtain this pattern, send 15 cents in stamps or coins (coins preferred) to The Sewing Circle, Household Arts Dept., 259 W. 14th St., New York, N. Y. » WATERY I HEAD COLDS Relieve discom* fort of head cold. Put 2 drops of Penetro Nose Drops in each nostril—the con tained menthol, camphor, eucalyp- tol soothe irri tated, congested memorane of nose, throat—sup plement shrinking action of ephe- drine — permit easier breathing. PENETROhh DROPS Worthy Scholar Every scholar is something add ed to the riches of the common* wealth.—John Knox. LOST YOUR PEP? 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When the kidneys fail to function a* Nature Intended, there Is retention ol waste that may cause body-wide dis tress. One may suffer nagring backache; persistent headache, attacks of dizziness, getting up nights, swelling, pufflnese under the eye*—fen tired, nervous, all worn out. -* Frequent, scanty or burning passage* may be further evidence of kidney oe bladder disturbance. The recognized and proper treatment Is a diuretic medicine to help the kidney* get rid of excess poisonous body waste; use Doan’s Pills. They have had more than forty years of public approval. Are endorsed the country over. Insist on Doan’s. Sold at all drug stores. DOANS Pi LLS LIQUID. TABLETS SALVE, NOSE DROPS reUevea COLDS first day. Headaches and Fever due to Colds la SO minute*. Try "Rub-My-Ttam”-* Wonderful 1 AT eooo DRUO STOtlS • lAMf SOTTLI BJunQ^cr^^BCessedMist RHEUMATISMTuTbagd