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? V, \ McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, JUNE 16, 1938 CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT AGENTS Make BlfMoney—Work and Drew Pants, ahirta, underwear, hosiery, etc. Free kit. Wesley**, Arcade Bldr., Jamestewar W. T. HOTELS SEASHORE VACATION $28.00 to $35.00 per w«ek per person, including meals, two to the room. — IDHAL CLIMATE — OCBAH BATHING—FISHINU—BOATING Writ* for folder MARINE TERRACE HOTEL •esen Fteat at 27th SL * Miami Beach, Fla. i . —John b. Bam. Proaidon Everything you want in NEW YOR<! • bright around this quiet, congenial hotel. Rooms with bath from $230 single, $4 double. FAMOUS FOR OOOD FOOD. Woodstock 43rd Sr. East of Broadwry TIMES SQUARE NEW ''O R K Make Lace Bolero I In Jiffy-Crochet ft- Pattern 1745. is Dress-up your daytime or sum mer evening dresses with this dainty lace bolero crocheted in two strands of string. Pattern 1745 contains directions for mak ing bolero; illustration- of it and of stitches; materials required. Send 15 cents in stamps or coins (coins preferred) for this pattern to The Sewing Circle, Needlecraft Dept., 82 Eighth Ave., New York, N. Y. Please write your name, ad dress and pattern number plainly. eg Better Life Better is love and gingham than coldness and cashmeres. DIESEL TfiaUudU; Patf l B being epent to psodnoo new tele far ell pazpoeee Including re. Greater opportunitiei than >re for trainaa man. W he rarer on cantxainforfhir induatry in re lima. Send far free booklet. I : yeweperel HEMPHILL DIESEL SCHOOLS SMALL SIZE 60c LARGE SIZE $1.20 from aches and pains of AT all good drug stores WNU—7 24—38 Sentinels of Health Don’t Neglect Them ! Nature dedgned the kidneys to do a marvelous job. Their task fa to keep the flowing blood stream free of an excess of toxie Impurttie*. The act of living—ii/a itself—i* constantly producing waste matter the kidney* must remove from the blood if good health ie to endure. When the kidneys fail to function aa Nature intended, there is retention of waste that may cause body-wide dis tress. One mey suffer nagging backache, persistent headache, attacks of dizziness, getting up nights, ewelling, puffinesa under the eyes—feel tired, nervous, all worn out. frequent, scanty or burning passages may be further evidence of kidney or bladder disturbance. The recognised and proper treatment fa a diuretic medicine to help the kidneys « et rio of exceea poisonous body waste. Fee Doan t Pills. They have had mors than forty years of public approval. Ara endorsed the country over. Insist on Doan’s. Sold at ail drug store*. DOANS PILLS the Whole Family THE FEATHERHEADS .*.2^ QUICK A f/pg LEAK'lNCi- CPUPF! VUPP/) , IM THE CELLAR/ I'LL (sO . R/6HT D0Wd wow* I'LL SAY// HEV, FAMWY/ . FANW/iy/ HEY/ HELP/', I HAP To change mv CLOTHES — Dip YOU WAMT ME, PEAR 2 DID I 2 CALL THE plumber— i've BEEN SPLASHIN<4- AROUND HERE . LONG- enough: * ^ SORRV To HAVE KEPT you WADING-/ Wet and Dry 1 WHEN A HOG CALUN CONTEST IS ABOOT To STARJ- \Tf ALL Ov/ER BUT The ShoUTinG- S’MATTER POP— Desperate Ambrose Is In By C. M. PAYNE -TZe*M-i.y Mt > MV M AW, S-f^E- 1 ED ME A EGG I KiCKET) ATSOUT/ IT 15E»w 'T'EiED ON 'i’Ae. Vi-K § iT>E, AN* I MADE AkJOT-He'R ON£ ME $ 's’vslONPE/R. MV ■RFamt^LV DowV T+f'Row ME- OU'T I C a mV U W e.'R &TA Mp; v+Jat ! © Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY History Repeats \MMAT VUW SO T OEX5 TOLLWHR [PUT OUT AEOOT J STOLE TUO OF Hy 04\C<E.MS .LAST MIGHT.' 7^7 e 1 MAvO MlM ARRSSTHD — C3 /}(&- r>y S. L. Huntley. Trade Mark Reg. U, S. Pat. Office) FINNEY OF THE FORCE f*- By Ted O’Loughlin No Aid Needed BE / SNOOP' POOR/ -PAYPORT- A ATTimPT AT HOLDUP 'N' ROBB'Ry— Jest Tell him whut th* man LOOKED LOlKE-yO HE KiN Sind in a RAYPORT- — 'BOUT THUTTy wears- 5 FOOT Tin-DARK SUIT— I TORE i SLEEVE OUTAJ IT- AND SCRATCHED HlSy FACE — WlT ROIGKT SLEEVE TORE OFT- FACE scraTched- HERE’S *- fH' hat, I Kmocked IT OFF/^ V-S —ARMED WlT' NlCKLE PLATED revolver- NO HE AIN’T— i Took it OFF’N HIM —CorrecTioH. REVOLVER LOST |M SCUFFLE— ESCAPED ON FOOT— WHO SAID HE 0 ESCAPED ? I’VE (sOT Locked N the CLOSET/ CROOKS WHUT GO /ROUND POINTIN' GUNS DONT HAVE Td FOKZHT AIM IN LOiFE POP—New Nursery Rhyme By J. MILLAR WATT IN robin’s uttle GREENHOUSE- n ff HE' | > 1 fn Jti£m there’s one thing that I FROWN ON f//>* HE’S GROWN THE FINEST CACTUS — i^TTTTVTVTv 7 ^ CT/T/^r/ /\ j T*Y/T7r ' / m that ever I SAT, DOWN ON/ 9, © BeU Syndicate.—WNU Service. DIFFICULT DECISIONS By GLUYAS WILLIAMS Tod SALE TT ni, -W la v~r i mi B TT i , i i i I nrr ^ 1 The i'ERtO DOE'S N'T KMOW WhaT ^ TO DO ABOUT T)IE HEAVY HlffER WHO HAS ' w -~ ou^T moved \tfo The weioh3orhood, because WriitE HE'S SURE To LEAD THE LEAGUE BMTiHE. The TEAW >6 RAPIDLY 60IH6 BANKRUPT PAYING EOp THE WINDOWS HE BREAKS fCnryrleM h, Th» B.M I"*'* LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF A bishop was accosted in a rail way carriage by a reveller, who said: “You think you know every thing, but two things you don’t.” “Very likely,” said the bishop. “What are they?” “I’m your cook’s husband and I’m wearing your shirt.” Spurred to Activity Client—How long have you worked in this office? Clerk—Ever since they threatened to fire me.—Stray Stories Magazine. Great Loss Mrs. Bones—Hiram writes that the first day in London he lost £12. Mrs. Jones—My goodness! Ain’t they got any health officers there? HIS SPECIALTY Alumnus—I want to do something for my, old college, Professor. I’ve made a lot of money. 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