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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, APRIL 7,. 1938 CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT INSECTICIDE **80 LONG BUGS’* Is a sure cure for BED BUGS, cockroaches and other insects. Large sample 25c. WALTERS. S7 MIL BURN AVENUE. MAPLEWOOD. N. J, Filet Crochet for All to Admire “Such lovely lace!” your friends will exclaim and they’ll never guess how little it cost! You’ll want to gather up crochet hook and some string and begin at once on this charming chair or buffet set and pillow to match. Quickly and easily done in filet Pattern 5975. - crochet, the peacocks and roses are prettily “set off” by an open mesh. Practical—lasting—exqui site, the chairback may be repeat ed and used as scarf ends. They all make splendid gifts. In pat tern 5975 you will find complete instructions and charts for mak ing the set and pillow top shown; illustrations of all stitches used; 'material requirements. 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